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- >Day still asleep in Equestria
- [spoiler] Now with 20% better grammar. [/spoiler]
- >For once you're having a sweet dream
- >Actually since you involuntarily became apart of this world you can't remember having a single bad dream
- >Todays dream consists of flying across Equestria
- >You've been here for over a year
- >One day you woke up and your entire house was in Equestria
- >You've come far
- >Not only dimension-wise
- >But as a human being
- >You are now a hard working individual
- >All thanks to the friends you've made here
- >As you fly on towards the sunset your vision fades to white
- >And now to black as you wake up staring into your shut eyelids
- -yawn-
- >It's a really nice day for a party
- >Pinkie sure knew how to throw 'em
- >Tonight was going to be the one of the biggest parties of the year
- >There will be cider, sweet and delicious cider, something you're very much looking forward to
- >You crack you neck and get out of bed to begin the shit, shave, brush, and bathe ritual
- >You slip on some of the clothes you had when you got here
- >They may have faded considerably but hell, they're still as comfy as when you first bought them
- -knock- -knock- -knock-
- >You can already tell who's at the door
- >It seems she always knocks on your door after you get dressed
- >Truth be told even though Fluttershy was a mare obsessed, she's nothing compared to problems you've faced back on Earth
- >The most you've had to put up with so far is trespassing and slight sexual harassment, and quite possibly a few lost socks, but that just might be your own clumsiness
- >As you swing open the door there stands the timid terror, wearing clown makeup and a rubber nose
- >"Hello Anon!"
- "Hiya Flutters"
- >Every time she sees you her face lights up crimson red, or is it the makeup this time? hard to tell
- >"Well what do you think Anon?"
- >Everyday you have this same conversation in a different context
- >First you'll let her down easy
- "I'm sorry but clowns don't really do it for me Fluttershy"
- >Then you'll tell her to come back tomorrow
- "But hey you can always try again tomorrow Flutters"
- >"A-alright"
- >She saunters off, presumably to some sort of drawing board
- >Deep down you know this wont work forever, but as they say
- "If it 'aint broke don't fix it"
- >You merrily stride into town, waving to Applejack and Applebloom as you make your way to Raritys' boutique
- >You walk inside to find Rarity taking measurements of the Cyan Quickness herself
- "Hey Dashie"
- >"Anon!"
- >She almost literally does a back flip just to tackle you
- >"Sure Dahling go ahead and glomp Anon, it's not like I have other things to do before tonight"
- >Dashie slides back into position mouthing an apology, and Rarity resumes taking measurements
- >Dashie's been your best friend since you got here
- >She helped you from your cigarette withdraws after you've smoked what turned out to be the first, last, and only pack of cigarettes in Equestria
- >One time she even knocked a hole in the clouds so we could tan in a rainstorm
- >Good times
- >"Alright dahling all done, come back tonight before the party"
- >"Thanks for doing this last minute Rarity"
- >Her magenta eyes switch to you as she slugs you in the shoulder
- >"See you tonight bro"
- >She slips out the front door and with the flap of wings she's off
- >"So anon you here to pick up the tie you ordered?"
- "Sure am, miss Rarity"
- >"Miss Rarity? why aren't you just the gentlecol- er gentlehuman today?"
- >"Here we go Anon"
- >A red tie to go with the classic white dress shirt
- "I'll see you all tonight miss Rarity"
- >The hour of the party is quickly approaching
- >You end up helping Applejack move kegs of cider from the farm to the town square
- >Today is your day off, but you'll be damned if this party runs out of cider before you can drink yourself stupid
- >The kegs are a bit heavy but between you and Applejack it's not much of a problem
- >"So how are you and your mare friend?"
- >You look over to see Applejack staring at you with the biggest grin you can imagine
- >Ha, for an element of honesty she loves sarcasm a bit too much
- "Pfft yeah we're going great"
- >Fluttershy just doesn't know when to quit
- >You set the last of the kegs down and sit on one
- >A lot of pone are already here
- >Pinkie and Twilight are taking care of last minute decorations
- >"So what's the matter with you her being an item?"
- >You could beat around the bush, but that wouldn't work to long with Applejack
- >Better just be honest
- "Flutters is nice but I don't think I want anything like that with her"
- >"Flutters? uh sugarcube I'm talking abo-
- >"ANON!"
- >You look over Applejacks shoulder to see Pinkie pie running toward you full gallop
- >"Oh my gosh, you're really here, I was all like I wonder if Anon likes parties, so then I thought well duuuuh who doesn't like parties so I invited you to this party and now your here, you are here for this party right? I hope you're not here for some other party cause if you were that'd be so sad cause I really wanted you to come to one of my parties"
- >Sweet pone Jesus that mare can talk
- "Yes Pinkie of course I'm here for the party, wouldn't miss it for all the cupcakes in Equestria"
- >Pinkie pie audibly gasps and puts on a shocked expression
- >Twilight giggles and steps forward
- "Hey Twilight how's the magic coming along?"
- >"It's coming along well, I just learned an invisibility spell"
- >Her horn lights up and her entire body disappears, that is all except the glow of her horn
- >You, Pinkie, and Applejack all hold back your laughter as Twilight makes herself visible again
- "Cool spell"
- >You take a peek at your watch
- "Say Pinky? Isn't it time?"
- >"Oh my gosh you're right"
- >Pinkie pies' voice booms over the sound system
- >"Mares and gentlecolts, LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"
- >Vinyl pops up from under the stage and starts dropping wubs
- >you see Twilight spasming er.. dancing off to the side
- >Applejack is off drinking cider with a couple apple family relatives
- >Rarity is mingling with Hoity
- >He came in from out of town for this party just to see Rarity
- >You totally ship those two
- >This is pretty nice, you've never even been to a party on Earth
- >Time to drink
- >As you make your way to the bar you hear a familiar voice
- >"Hey Anon"
- >If it wasn't for the voice you wouldn't recognize her
- >As you turn you see Rainbow Dash but she's all,
- >Girly...
- >She's wearing a frilly black dress with a pretty black bow in her hair
- >And is she wearing blush?
- "Hey Rainbow you look good"
- >"Not so bad yourself"
- >She really went all out for this party
- >"So um I, er, you wanna get a drink?"
- >Even if she looks different today she's still the same bro you've always known
- "Yeah, that sounds nice"
- >3 drinks in and Rainbow is telling the Apple family the story of how we both sent a manticore running for the hills
- >You love this story
- >"-so as Anon lures it into the field, I'm sitting on a storm cloud and when the manticore went under me I zapped him with lightning"
- >"You should of seen his face"
- >Rainbow falls off the bar stool and rolls on the ground laughing
- >"H-hi Anon"
- >Shit that stutter, that timid voice
- >You have no doubt that Fluttershy is standing behind you ready to ruin the buzz your working on
- "Hey Fluttershy what's up?
- >"W-Well I was just wondering if dancing was your fetish"
- >You look over to see Fluttershy Disco dancing pretty well
- >Too bad a pop song is playing right now
- "No Fluttershy dancing isn't my fetish"
- >She saunters off, a defeated look in her eyes
- >You are now Fluttershy
- >It's hopeless
- >Anon may never like you
- >ever since you met him you knew he was the one for you
- >You just wish you could make him feel the same way
- >If you could only find the right way to show him how you feel
- >You feel your eyes well up as you begin to cry
- >"Now now Fluttershy what's wrong with you?"
- >"Please don't cry tell me what I can do"
- >You look over to see Zecora
- >Yes, she can definitely help you
- -sniffle-
- "W-well I'm having trouble showing a certain s-stallion how I feel"
- >Zecora looks at you quizzically before responding
- >"Fluttershy you need to have more willpower"
- >"Which you will obtain if you eat a will flower"
- "But where can I find one?"
- >"Don't despair I have one right here"
- >"Just for you, Fluttershy, my dear"
- >Zecora hands you a Spotted purple flower
- >This is it
- >For Anon
- >You swallow the flower whole
- >And you can't help but bask in your new found willpower
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