(02:12:52 AM) : bruh help
(02:12:57 AM) : i just drnak a fifth of 151
(02:12:58 AM) Fun: Sup
(02:13:00 AM) Fun: LOL OH NO
(02:13:04 AM) : i need consuling
(02:13:15 AM) : the praetor
(02:13:15 AM) Fun: With what
(02:13:17 AM) : idk
(02:13:19 AM) Fun: o.o
(02:13:22 AM) : roman equity
(02:13:25 AM) Fun: LOL
(02:13:33 AM)  : grecian real estate
(02:13:48 AM) : i'm drinkng water faster than dianaz has affairs
(02:13:52 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:14:03 AM) Fun: LOLOLOLOL
(02:14:14 AM) ***Fun holds up the mic
(02:14:16 AM) Fun: continue....
(02:14:33 AM)  : this indian fuck came to stay with me for a weekend and boght ashitload of alcohol and left it at my house
(02:14:38 AM)  : i decided to drink it at ll at once
(02:14:43 AM) Fun: LOLOL
(02:14:47 AM) Fun: How much did you drink at once?
(02:15:04 AM)  : i drank a fifht of 151 and 5 shots of vodka
(02:15:05 AM)  : 3 beers
(02:15:07 AM)  : mixers
(02:15:17 AM)  : this is the only time
(02:15:20 AM)  : i have a week off
(02:15:24 AM) Fun: better abuse it
(02:15:28 AM)  : oh yes
(02:15:34 AM)  : i am going to be bedridde tomorrow
(02:15:45 AM)  : the hangover will be on another level
(02:15:47 AM) Fun: recovering from the alcohol poisoning
(02:16:24 AM) Fun: http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/5773/morning.gif
(02:16:25 AM)  : no i dont go that far
(02:16:28 AM) Fun: you in the morning
(02:16:31 AM)  : i will be sleepin gat the toilet
(02:16:35 AM)  : but noposioning
(02:18:21 AM) Fun: damn son
(02:18:26 AM) Fun: need to get you ripping on aimers
(02:18:31 AM) Fun: What're your thoughts on k4ry
(02:18:33 AM) ***Fun raises mic
(02:18:36 AM)  : that bitch man
(02:18:40 AM)  : she
(02:18:49 AM)  : disappeared for multuple years
(02:18:54 AM) Fun: shes back
(02:18:54 AM) Fun: ;x
(02:19:06 AM)  : shes back because her vagina became too wide for normal human males to enter
(02:19:16 AM)  : it failesd to become pleasurabloe
(02:19:18 AM)  : ggggggggggggg
(02:19:20 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:19:33 AM)  : what would happen if you thrusted your dick into air
(02:19:34 AM)  : nothing
(02:19:37 AM)  : thats k4rk
(02:19:40 AM)  : k4ry
(02:19:46 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:19:59 AM)  : i ran out of vodka :(
(02:20:06 AM) ***Fun pours 3 shots
(02:20:07 AM)  : im coming down now, your on a timer
(02:20:23 AM) Fun: what're your thoughts of that bitch Heather
(02:20:27 AM) Fun: mind you, she was dating adam
(02:20:28 AM) ***Fun raises mic
(02:20:29 AM)  : bubblz?
(02:20:48 AM) Fun: no no, the new one coming around
(02:20:49 AM)  : or the heather that formally was dating toil  10yrs ago?
(02:20:54 AM) Fun: nooo
(02:20:56 AM) Fun: guess you dont know her
(02:20:58 AM)  : idk her
(02:20:59 AM) Fun: heatherx.o
(02:21:00 AM)  : probably basic bitch
(02:21:07 AM)  : facebook aimer
(02:21:11 AM)  : posts status for likes
(02:21:15 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:21:16 AM) Fun: 100%
(02:21:23 AM) Fun: Thoughts on inter?
(02:21:48 AM)  : bipolar but solid indivudiaul
(02:21:50 AM)  : a real hoot
(02:21:57 AM) Fun: "a real hoot"
(02:21:58 AM) Fun: LOl
(02:22:12 AM)  : im trying to touch type because i cant see the screen or keyboard
(02:22:24 AM)  : any typeoes are the responsibility of the ryper and not the reader
(02:22:25 AM)  : (c) 2015
(02:22:32 AM) Fun: loool
(02:22:38 AM) Fun: you're fine i understand you
(02:22:44 AM) Fun: thoughts on recaro?
(02:22:53 AM)  : when was the last time he came online
(02:22:57 AM)  : 1992
(02:22:58 AM) Fun: 6 years ago
(02:23:01 AM) Fun: ROF1 @ 1992
(02:23:08 AM)  : he is older than donald trump
(02:23:11 AM)  : has less hair too
(02:23:21 AM)  : more whipped than bill clinton
(02:23:26 AM) Fun: looooooooool
(02:23:40 AM)  : he can talk to me when he spends more than 2 hrs online without gf interference
(02:23:49 AM)  : online time is intercepted like charles woodson
(02:23:52 AM)  : pick 6
(02:23:57 AM)  : Td
(02:24:18 AM) Fun: LOLOL
(02:24:19 AM) Fun: Thoughts on kyuls?
(02:24:26 AM)  : aim legend
(02:24:31 AM)  : first to touch dianaz vagina
(02:24:44 AM)  : male aim version of lara craft tomb raider
(02:25:04 AM)  : braved the eternal tomb of narareth
(02:25:08 AM)  : defeated floor guardians
(02:25:16 AM) Fun: you have no idea how hard im cracking up over here
(02:25:27 AM)  : shalltear floor 1of dianaz floor 1
(02:25:29 AM)  : true vampire
(02:25:38 AM) Fun: loooooooooooooooooooooooool
(02:25:59 AM)  : floors 2-5 demiurgre draconian overlord and controller of the aimer ragonflight
(02:26:07 AM)  : controls the true magic suspendritron
(02:26:36 AM) Fun: jesus christ  you need to drink more
(02:26:42 AM)  : i domt have anymore :L*
(02:26:45 AM)  : :(
(02:26:53 AM) Fun: thoughts on angyl
(02:26:54 AM)  : what was the last floor i covered
(02:26:55 AM)  : no
(02:26:58 AM)  : shes next
(02:26:58 AM) Fun: no?
(02:27:01 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:27:03 AM) Fun: okay continue
(02:27:13 AM)  : floor 6-9 Pandoras Actor
(02:27:26 AM)  : a dppleranger able to attain the former of any aimer past and future
(02:27:29 AM)  : chooses poof
(02:27:37 AM)  : chooses to become a fake aim gangster
(02:27:41 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:27:47 AM)  : attempts to sus[pend at will but fails
(02:27:51 AM)  : self sactifice
(02:27:55 AM)  : -199 dkp
(02:28:12 AM) Fun: :-X
(02:28:21 AM)  : Intentionally /qguits out of shame
(02:28:25 AM)  : deltes character
(02:28:30 AM) Fun: im on the phone and she keeps asking why im laughing so hard
(02:28:36 AM)  : tell her hunab ku
(02:28:36 AM) Fun: going to need my inhaler soon
(02:28:38 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:28:48 AM) Fun: "WTF IS THAT"
(02:28:50 AM) Fun: looooooooooooooool
(02:28:58 AM)  : hunab ku is alien interference
(02:29:03 AM)  : dimensionmal
(02:29:08 AM) Fun: i knew that but she didnt
(02:29:13 AM) Fun: just random as fuck to tell someone
(02:29:18 AM)  : susan b anthony coins
(02:29:24 AM)  : trail of tears
(02:29:27 AM)  : annunaki
(02:29:31 AM) Fun: LOLOL
(02:29:33 AM) Fun: my fucking god
(02:29:39 AM) Fun: you're on fire like nba jams 96
(02:29:39 AM) Fun: atm
(02:29:45 AM)  : he's on fire
(02:29:49 AM)  : ssssssssssssssssslaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(02:29:55 AM) Fun: looooooooooooooooooool
(02:30:00 AM) Fun: onto the next aimer
(02:30:05 AM) Fun: im going to name them off one by one
(02:30:07 AM) Fun: angyl=
(02:30:10 AM)  : questionable
(02:30:15 AM) Fun: just go ham
(02:30:16 AM) Fun: idc.
(02:30:23 AM)  : desires to spend life in the belly of a boa constrictor
(02:30:27 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:30:36 AM)  : reticurlator python aim fantasies
(02:30:51 AM)  : attempts to aqcuire leets but fails due to lack of current influcen=cen
(02:30:58 AM) Fun: :-X
(02:31:00 AM)  : falls back to reptiles
(02:31:04 AM) Fun: LOLOLOL
(02:31:09 AM)  : uses facebook likes to acquire revenue
(02:31:14 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:31:19 AM)  : next
(02:31:29 AM) Fun: MaNu
(02:31:35 AM)  : we real niggas
(02:31:44 AM)  : aim fantsay champion #2 behind me
(02:31:55 AM)  : hair greasier than john travolta
(02:32:22 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:32:25 AM)  : succesfully lived in a basement with no electricity for a year with no internet
(02:32:29 AM)  : somehow managed aim connection
(02:32:30 AM)  : magic powers...
(02:32:33 AM) Fun: LMFAO
(02:32:53 AM)  : possibly connected via blood elf arcane explision
(02:32:58 AM)  : aether currents..
(02:33:01 AM) Fun: LMAOOOOOO
(02:33:02 AM) Fun: omfg
(02:33:06 AM) ***Fun chants
(02:33:09 AM) Fun: GO GO GO GO GO
(02:33:10 AM) Fun: adam
(02:33:25 AM)  : his lack of hair follicles channeles the void itself
(02:33:28 AM)  : ra'khum thesh
(02:33:47 AM) Fun: im sitting on a swedish ball and i damn near just fell on my ass
(02:33:49 AM) Fun: reading that shit
(02:33:52 AM)  : gleam eyees, the guardian of the 16th channel
(02:33:57 AM) Fun: LMAOOO
(02:34:11 AM)  : it has 8 arms, two obsidian blades of the sharpest steel
(02:34:18 AM)  : only one who can channel the power of void can defeat it
(02:34:21 AM)  : ps: no one can
(02:34:51 AM) Fun: LOL
(02:34:53 AM) Fun: Wayneo
(02:35:01 AM)  : quesationabvle existance
(02:35:06 AM)  : fading with every minute remains on aim
(02:35:10 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:35:18 AM)  : requires constant sustenance to maintain relevance on internet channels
(02:35:22 AM) Fun: this convo will be edited and pastebinned
(02:35:23 AM) Fun: js
(02:35:29 AM)  : good
(02:35:31 AM) Fun: you will remain anonymous, but this is fucking GOLD
(02:35:40 AM) Fun: J4cknife
(02:35:51 AM)  : robin hood
(02:35:57 AM)  : the eternal anonymous
(02:36:01 AM)  : removed self from knowledge
(02:36:09 AM)  : remained as secret assailant
(02:36:13 AM) Fun: LOL
(02:36:28 AM)  : rekt subpar aimers with subtle jabs for multiple millenia
(02:36:35 AM)  : *dubstep beat*
(02:36:37 AM) Fun: LMAO
(02:36:42 AM) Fun: Diana
(02:37:00 AM)  : appeals to the aim judge to this day for appeal on $36t0 million debt
(02:37:11 AM)  : phi;'s hairstyle to this day haunts her
(02:37:16 AM)  : nightmares every night
(02:37:20 AM)  : night terrors
(02:37:25 AM) Fun: omfgggggggggg
(02:37:27 AM) Fun: THE BOY IS ON FIRE
(02:37:27 AM)  : fears of monetary inferiorities
(02:37:32 AM) Fun: Boi
(02:37:40 AM)  : bald visions
(02:37:51 AM)  : negative puerto rican dollar signs
(02:38:08 AM)  : wakes up one day and realizies puerto rico uses the us dollar
(02:38:12 AM)  : kills self in shame
(02:38:15 AM) Fun: Xyrix
(02:38:26 AM)  : was once fat, lost weight to attempt to compete
(02:38:31 AM)  : realizes is still too far
(02:38:33 AM)  : fat
(02:38:40 AM)  : experiences ephphany
(02:38:50 AM)  : attains anime bankai
(02:38:55 AM)  : reaches another level of power
(02:39:04 AM)  : too much for his body to handle however
(02:39:10 AM)  : self combusts
(02:39:12 AM)  : brb, piss
(02:41:11 AM) Fun: Mike Virus.
(02:44:52 AM)  : i have returned
(02:44:56 AM)  : mike virus?
(02:44:58 AM) Fun: Yep
(02:45:07 AM)  : questionable age
(02:45:13 AM)  : perhaps yoounger than admits
(02:45:25 AM)  : attempts to appear thousands of years old in aim years
(02:45:26 AM)  : elder god status
(02:45:36 AM)  : in reality level 1 gnome mage
(02:45:40 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:46:08 AM)  : has limited skills in aim hacks but lacks abliity in crucial racial skills
(02:46:18 AM)  : limited to level 30 dungeons only
(02:46:24 AM)  : raids restricted
(02:46:30 AM)  : next
(02:46:45 AM) Fun: Toil
(02:46:57 AM)  : lacks information
(02:47:08 AM)  : surface information indicates level 45 orc warrior
(02:47:26 AM)  : potentially false information indicates level 70 blood elf paladin alt
(02:47:32 AM)  : gruul raid experience
(02:47:33 AM) Fun: LOL
(02:47:40 AM) Fun: Defiant
(02:47:58 AM)  : 0 raid experience
(02:48:14 AM)  : attempted to buy account for false experience
(02:48:34 AM)  : used purchased account to participate in community pug raid
(02:48:39 AM)  : first to die to trash
(02:48:45 AM)  : community laughint stock
(02:48:55 AM) Fun: cerjam
(02:49:07 AM)  : died to quest mobs, cancelled subscription
(02:49:13 AM)  : next
(02:49:37 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:49:39 AM) Fun: steppenwolf
(02:50:05 AM)  : attmpted to acquire dominance over "drew" name by being on aim for 0.00000000000002 months longer
(02:50:11 AM)  : failed attempt
(02:50:36 AM)  : drives ups truck 1500 miles/day with moderate salary
(02:50:56 AM)  : jk, i'm cool with him
(02:51:10 AM) Fun: bobby idol.
(02:51:58 AM)  : single remainig black individual on aim.exe, attempts to make up for dozens of fallen bretheren by attempting as gangsta as posible
(02:51:59 AM)  : fails
(02:52:10 AM)  : result is uncle tom personalitity
(02:52:17 AM) Fun: Jay
(02:52:59 AM)  : One o the oldeest aimers still visiting chats, attempts to claim to work for fedex while sober, obviosuly lies
(02:53:15 AM)  : no one can work for a parcel service sober, obviosuly is drunk while on routes
(02:53:22 AM) Fun: x4bu
(02:53:30 AM)  : error: lack of infornation
(02:53:31 AM)  : next
(02:53:33 AM) Fun: Britty
(02:53:49 AM)  : attmpted to seduce old schooler with handle: dennis
(02:54:12 AM)  : limited success:: long term failure, life status: crack addict
(02:54:15 AM)  : nxt
(02:54:19 AM) Fun: c0ry
(02:54:50 AM)  : semi-old schooler, attempted to ride dick on aimer: drew on method to acquire dominos lava cakes for free to acquire aim fame
(02:54:53 AM)  : end result: failure
(02:55:10 AM)  : lava cakes: singular success to aimer: poned
(02:55:12 AM)  : next
(02:55:21 AM) Fun: Dennis
(02:55:21 AM)  : you got 2 more, i'm sobering up
(02:55:32 AM) Fun: 3 more , to show everyone im a good sport im last.
(02:56:25 AM)  : dennis: undisputed aim fantasy football champion 2011, 3rd in 2010 and 5th in 2009, one of few to participate in every aim fantasy league, long-term pcp addict and OG aim chat participant
(02:56:45 AM)  : was able to acquire tats for entire body via aim donations
(02:56:47 AM)  : next
(02:56:50 AM) Fun: Torry
(02:58:23 AM)  : attempted to seduce multiple aimers into questionable cross-cross-continent relationship via aim/facebook despite obvious barriers through physical appearance /  wit
(02:58:31 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:58:39 AM)  : i am slowing down because i am coming down from the alcohol
(02:58:41 AM)  : 1 more
(02:58:47 AM) Fun: if you cant do anymore, me then
(02:58:56 AM) Fun: i literally went to my bl and am just naming people rofl
(02:58:56 AM)  : myth
(02:59:33 AM)  : successfully broke full from aim female sap technique, only male to date to successfully break
(02:59:43 AM) Fun: ROF1
(02:59:44 AM)  : 3 year long arena match vs  1200 rating team: angyl
(02:59:51 AM) Fun: looooooooooooooool
(02:59:52 AM) Fun: omfg
(03:00:05 AM) Fun: i havent laughed this hard since the area 51 convo
(03:00:05 AM) Fun: js
(03:00:20 AM)  : angyl's team: rogue, druid(xyrix), priest(her current internet bf)
(03:00:27 AM) Fun: RPOF1
(03:00:27 AM) Fun: ROF1
(03:00:28 AM) Fun: FOR1
(03:01:16 AM)  : myth's team ( myth(warrior), poned(dread knight), ryan(rogue)
(03:01:24 AM) Fun: Who needs heals
(03:01:38 AM)  : match lasted over 9000 hours, 99 healing potions stocked by all of mytrhs team
(03:01:53 AM) Fun: ROF1
(03:02:10 AM)  : in 85th hour angyl's white knights began to display signs of fatigue
(03:02:27 AM)  : due to numerous raid experiences ryan and poned were able to overtake and defeat
(03:02:35 AM)  : crucial victory for myth
(03:02:40 AM)  : gain: 55 arena points
(03:02:46 AM) Fun: LOOOOOOOOL

(03:02:50 AM) Fun: im fucking dying over here yo
(03:02:55 AM)  : i'm done, i am struggling to type any more
(03:02:58 AM) Fun: we need you to get drunk later and pick this up, 100%
(03:02:59 AM)  : plz dont make me more
(03:03:03 AM) Fun: i wont tonight
(03:03:07 AM) Fun: but this has to be a to be continued
(03:03:08 AM) Fun: 100%
(03:03:09 AM)  : ok
(03:03:14 AM)  : but not for a while
(03:03:15 AM) Fun: so many aimers
(03:03:19 AM)  : i cant afford this regularly
(03:03:26 AM)  : once a month mininmum
(03:03:32 AM) Fun: good thing the month is almost over
(03:03:34 AM) ***Fun trollface
(03:03:40 AM)  : nah, it'll be a while
(03:03:46 AM)  : i am trying to buy a car
(03:03:49 AM) Fun: word up
(03:03:50 AM) Fun: :)
(03:03:56 AM) Fun: man i legit have not laughed this hard
(03:04:00 AM) Fun: in sooooo fucking long
(03:04:01 AM) Fun: loooooool
(03:04:17 AM)  : i am not actually as drunk as i am letting on, i'm just giving you something to laugh at
(03:04:18 AM)  : :)
(03:04:33 AM) Fun: you are a sir amongst sirs
(03:04:36 AM) ***Fun citizen cain clap
(03:04:54 AM) Fun: time to copy and paste this to a text file and edit names out
(03:04:56 AM)  : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8t1r2DSxsg
(03:05:03 AM) Fun: OO
(03:05:03 AM) Fun: ROF1
(03:05:04 AM) Fun: ROF1
(03:05:05 AM) Fun: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(03:05:24 AM) Fun: (11:44:11 PM)  : myth when he namedrops sns in chat to get their attention https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8t1r2DSxsg
(03:05:25 AM) Fun: i remember bro