apparently breakdown's hoohah tastes like terikaya?

shoop has the weirdest fic ideas
so ko and bd were swimming in a big pile of white chocolate mashed potatoes
this was a common and ancient mating ritual from bd's homeworld that ko only deigned to participate in b/c breakdown's crotch tasteddelicious
when they finally met in the center of the giant bowl, they climbed up in between the bread sheets
literal big slices of white bread
and ko ate out bd's terihaki ass and continued the tradition that had been passed down formillions of years