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- >You stop leaning on the toilet and get up.
- >You take a breath mint and splash a bit of water on your face.
- >You just had to pick today to forget your hipflask of good whiskey.
- >You’ll just have to make do.
- >You hastily leave the bathroom and make your way to the massage room.
- >Your first client is already waiting patiently for you, relaxing to some whale music that Aloe put on while she waited.
- >She looks so peaceful with her eyes closed, so majestic...
- >You close the door and the noise alerts her to your presence.
- >Her eyes open, and she raises her head off the table.
- >”HUZZAH! THE PLEASURE APE HAS ARRIVED!” She bellows.
- >Ah. Aloe warned you about this. Luna feels compelled to use the Royal Canterlot Speech and Syntax whenever she talks.
- >She has completely shattered the relaxing mood in the room.
- >That makes it just that much tougher for you to do what you’re going to.
- >You kneel before her.
- “Good morning, your highness. If it would please you, I would ask that you call me not an ape, but by my more accurate taxonomy; Homo Sapiens, or Human.”
- >When it came down to it, you could bullshit with the best of them.
- >And you’ll need all your bullshit skills to make Luna feel like you’re not internally screaming for death while you pleasure her.
- >”VERY WELL, HAND SERVANT. YOU MAY REJOICE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I HATH ENTERED THE PHASE OF ESTRUS.” She announces, with a shit eating grin on her face.
- >Oh please, no...
- >Not another one.
- >You feel your bile rising again.
- >But you need to do this. Luna is a high profile client, and will net you a metric shitton of bits.
- >It blew your mind to find out that a shitton is actually a unit of weight here in Equestria.
- >So you will literally be receiving a massive tub of gold coins upon the completion of this assignment.
- >You focus on this as she motions for you to rise, preparing yourself for this task.
- >As you stand, she stares at your hands, licking her lips.
- >Her wings start to unfurl, rising to their full, glorious height.
- >She wants to fuck.
- “Very well, your highness. I assume you would like me to... relieve you of your tension.”
- >”OF COURSE. WE EXPECTETH NAUGHT BUT THE BEST FROM OUR SUBJECTS IN THEIR EFFORTS TO KEEPETH THE ROYAL FLANK FIRM AND TENSION FREE.”
- >Well, at least you have a goal.
- >”AND WE EXPECTETH A HAPPY ENDING.”
- >You almost throw up again.
- >Only your pokerface skills keep you from wrecking this whole situation.
- “Very good, ma’am. May I start with your flank?”
- >”YES, FUCKTOY, YOU MAY.”
- >Oh look at that. You got a nickname.
- >You move behind her, and you see her feathers quiver with excitement.
- >Her ethereal tail rises and falls as it sparkles with an infinite number of tiny points of light.
- >That doesn’t even make sense. There’s nothing there!
- >Anyway, you plant your hands on her crescent moon cutie marks.
- >She moans in response.
- >You’d better make this good, Anon. Don’t fuck this up.
- >You start by tracing the outline of her moons.
- >She hums and sighs at your motions.
- >Her fur is so short and light, it’s divine.
- >All that is to be expected of a goddess.
- >You step it up by applying more pressure, still tracing her cutie marks.
- >She responds by flipping her mane, still sighing and humming in approval.
- >She hasn’t seen nothing yet.
- >You switch it up a bit by alternating directions with each hand.
- >One traces up while the other traces down.
- >She definitely likes that. You can tell as she spreads her pinions.
- >You continue up and down for a few strokes before deciding to really massage those flanks.
- >Her rump is so soft and pliant.
- >Most p0nies are, you’ve found. They are also so light, and smell of various different fruits.
- >You really dig into those marshmallow cheeks, and it elicits a small moan from Luna.
- >You move around the table, keeping up your massage as you prepare for your next motion.
- >Keeping the same, slow pace, you move your hands up her back in unison.
- >She sucks in air through her teeth. This is why your magic hands are so sought after.
- >You dip your thumbs into the dip that follows her spine so they meet.
- >With this seal between your hands, you rub back and forth, using your fingertips to rub out any knots and nodes you find.
- >She seems to melt into your touch as she gets a blissful look on her face.
- >You move up further, and reach her wings.
- >Separating your hands again, you use your thumb and forefinger to knead around the base of them.
- >She twitches at the sensation; you know this is a special spot for pegasi and it seems alicorns alike.
- >You continue rubbing around there for a while, then start to move up her wings.
- >You rub her wing bones, tracing them simultaneously to the tips.
- >She starts to moan loudly.
- >You reach the ends and gently rub the tips.
- >”M-MORE!” She screams.
- >You give her exactly what she asks, as you drag your right hand down through her feathers, rustling them all in the process.
- >”AAAAAAAAAAAHN!” She thunders.
- >You perform the same action on the other side, playing her like a harp.
- >She moans in the Royal Canterlot Voice, making the furniture in the room vibrate violently each time.
- >You play her again for a third time, and pause, causing her to turn her head to look.
- >”Why did you st-“ She asks feebly.
- >You cut her off by strumming both wings simultaneously, causing her to visibly seize up and convulse.
- >Her eyes roll into the back of her head, and she clenches her jaw tight as she silently climaxes.
- >Her wings twitch and spasm, ruffling her feathers even more, and drool starts to escape her mouth as she loses control.
- >You step back and admire your handiwork. That bushel of bits is in the bank.
- >It takes a few seconds, but she eventually finishes her orgasm.
- >This is the easy part.
- >You give her a moment, then approach her again.
- >Her closed eyelids drift dreamily open, aware of your approach but powerless to stop you.
- >Even goddesses are brought to their knees by your touch.
- >You take the tip of her left wing in your left hand, and she jolts at your caress.
- >With your right hand, you painstakingly reset every feather you ruffled.
- >She calms at your soothing care, and by the time you do the other wing, she’s almost drifted off to sleep.
- >She breathes gently, a smile plastered on her face. But your work is not done yet.
- >You move to her front, and drape your left arm over her neck.
- >With your right hand you lift her head gently by the chin. This brings her out of her slumber.
- >She looks up lazily at you, and closes her eyes.
- >You know what this usually means. She’s going in for a kiss.
- >Unfortunately this isn’t part of your contract, and you don’t want freaky anthro babies with the goddess of the night.
- >You swiftly dodge her pursed lips, and lean into a deep hug.
- >Initially she’s shocked that she missed, but then she sighs and brings her forelegs to complete the hug.
- >You bring your arms up to her head, and use one hand to stroke her mane.
- >With the other you scratch her ear, and her horn starts to glow.
- >Just like Lyra, you continue until sparks start to emit from the tip.
- >At that point you lick her horn from the base to the tip.
- >It tastes like blackcurrant and sherbet.
- >She moans loudly again and her horn looks like a sparkler.
- >You keep hugging her until it starts to die down, then let her go gently.
- >You have earned yourself a load of money.
- >You turn to leave, when Luna speaks to you.
- >”W-will I see you again?”
- “If you need me, your highness, you know exactly where to look.”
- >And with that you leave.
- >You head straight to the employee changing room and grab a wire sponge.
- >You take a scolding hot shower for 20 minutes and scrub yourself clean.
- >It’s not enough.
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