You Wouldn't Pirate a Pirate Glitch with a Bunch of Assholes

May 09 18:47:43 <Aori_Radidjiu>	After an exciting night you're tiiiired, so of course sleep is a welcoming prospect.  It's not too long after you've laid yourself down to sleep that you're back on the ship, Cap'n Stratus at the helm of the deck, taking in the sea breeze.  There's a new island on the horizon, coming up quick, and Lunch is busy finishing up his cooking on the deck, the smell of beef wafting in the air
May 09 18:47:43 <Aori_Radidjiu>	.  August is getting Fujiko to clean the deck, and Needles is off near the back getting a splinter out of Kimiko's foot.  It's a pretty normal day, you'd say!
May 09 18:49:07 <Aori_Radidjiu>	http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=f6QCNRRA1x0
May 09 18:49:11 <Knox>	He rubs his head, where on the ship is he exactly?
May 09 18:50:25 <Aori_Radidjiu>	You're on the deck, on a cargo box near the railing on the starboard side, seems you nodded off!
May 09 18:50:49 <Knox>	Is his head foggy or anything? Is this like one of those 'you think it's real' dreams?
May 09 18:52:05 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Your head is foggy, you're pretty sure this is real!  Why wouldn't it be real?
May 09 18:52:43 <Vandaeron>	(Ain't it great?  Of course it's great!)
May 09 18:55:10 <Knox>	He stretches, then and pushes himself up. "Looks like we're almost wherever it is we're going this time." he murmurs to himself and pushes himself up off of the box to go join the captain near the helm, specifically to lean on the railing nearby as they approach the island. Right now, he's currently wearing a light, dark purple vest with no undershirt, and white slacks.
May 09 18:57:09 <Knox>	His hair's a little more grown out at this point too. Not long, long, but slips back his neck a little bit.
May 09 18:57:15 <Knox>	*past
May 09 18:59:36 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Fujiko passes by you with a mop.  "Wingull shit all over, this why they call 'em 'poop decks'?"  Cap'n gives you a wave when you come over.  "Heya' Knox!  Have a good nap?"
May 09 19:02:15 <Knox>	"It's Kalosian or something, but might as well be." he murmurs at Fuji, and then leans on the railing. "Morning, Captain.  Or noon, I guess." he snickers. "Yeah, it was fine. Still feel a little groggy, though... so, where's this destination of ours again?"
May 09 19:07:16 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She brushes some hair out of her face.  "It's a port, Whelk Port.  Although I guess most islands count as ports, but that's besides the point!" Grin.    "We're gonna' try to get rid of our extra cargo and get movin' fast, I get the feeling those shady guys will be on us the second they suspect anything!  Coverin' our tracks ain't easy, y'know?  Probably gonna' go out of the country for
May 09 19:07:16 <Aori_Radidjiu>	a bit, lay low, then get back into business once we've got prying eyes off." She puts her hands in circles over her eyes like binoculars when she says 'prying eyes'. "Probably not the bravest plan of action, I know, but it's my gut feeling!"  She hits her chest lightly, nodding.
May 09 19:09:32 <Knox>	"Well, we gotta do what we gotta do, right? Had a bad feeling about them and the pokemon they gave us for a while now...We're probably right ducking out until things blow over. You don't gotta worry, Jasmine, we're all behind your decision here."
May 09 19:10:50 <Knox>	"I'll take over a bit if you want." he offers to Fujiko in the meantime.
May 09 19:12:14 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Cap'n nods to you.  "Glad to hear it!  Lunch should be done soon, so make sure to eat up before we go into the civilized world."  Fujiko nods and hands the mop over as she passes.  "I think I've got everything, but giving it a second over is probably a good idea!"
May 09 19:14:21 <Knox>	"Right. Gonna be our last meal together as proper pirates for a while, huh?" he laughs, taking the mop. "Alright, I'll be down there in a minute."
May 09 19:15:01 <Knox>	It probably doesn't take him long to make sure the deck's taken care of, either way, before he heads down to eat.
May 09 19:15:13 <Knox>	(And of course he washes up, Knox isn't that nasty)
May 09 19:19:17 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Everyone, including the people the GM doesn't know about, is down there eating when you get there.  Lunch waves to you as you get in.  "Yer late!  Get yer LUNCH, it's the most important meal of the day!"  There's a plate ready for you with some kind of beef and vegetable stirfry that smells GREAT.  Needles is on one side of your spot, making eyes at August and leaning in on him, while
May 09 19:19:17 <Aori_Radidjiu>	August is blushing pretty madly, only Needles ever gets him that embarrassed.  Kimiko's on the other side, daintily taking small bites at a time, while Fujiko next to her has already gone for seconds.
May 09 19:23:12 *	Knox piles up his own plate when he gets there, apparently this fucker eats a shitton of protein to keep big. He snickers a moment at Needles teasing August and leaves him to that, he's always up for seeing the first mate get flustered. "You two aren't going to be twins for much longer if you keep that up." he says to Kimi, teasing her about her undereating.
May 09 19:24:48 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She turns red and glares, pouting a little, before turning to her food and shoveling in a big bite.  Fujiko is giggling.  "C'mon sis, eat up!  Don't want the sea breeze to blow ya' away!"
May 09 19:24:55 <Knox>	On the whole, Knox's mood around his old crew seems to be somewhat more lighthearted. He's still kind of an asshole, but he usually got along pretty decently.
May 09 19:26:19 <Knox>	He reaches over and squeezes her cheek a bit, intent on embarassing her. "Thatta girl."
May 09 19:28:44 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She jumps a little at your touch, turning ever redder, which makes Fujiko laugh even more.  Before you know it, the meal's over, with everyone having ate up.  The oarsman (whoever that is) left lunch early to make sure the ship got into port fine, but otherwise everyone ate together.  As you finish the meal, some of the others have gone off to weigh anchor and set up boarding stairs.
May 09 19:33:15 <Knox>	Knox has gone to get his usual kit to take with him onto land, even though they don't plan on being here long.
May 09 19:33:59 <Knox>	Before long, he's ready to go on shore.
May 09 19:34:46 <Knox>	Though, he pauses at the stairs. Is it just him...? Or is the hair on his neck standing up a bit? ...Nah, probably his imagination.
May 09 19:34:47 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Everyone else is similarly preparing, and the Cap'n's over by the boarding stairs waiting once you've finished preparing.  "I've hired some muscle to help with moving the cargo along, not to say you guys aren't capable of it, but we've got to get this done quickly.  First thing we're gonna' do is meet up with them!"
May 09 19:34:59 <Knox>	"Got it, Cap'n."
May 09 19:37:37 <Aori_Radidjiu>	With that, you all unload into Whelk Port.  The place is bustling as ever, it's probably the busiest place in Wakino, out of all the ones you've visited.  There's always a large amount of traffic at the docks, and the group is doing their best to move out of the way of forklifts and men carrying heavy crates.  Cap'n brings you all to a warehouse place, where there's a few men inside,
May 09 19:37:38 <Aori_Radidjiu>	and she waves to one of them.  "Hey, we're here for the moving order!  Number 66 I think it was?  Yeah.  This the right place?"
May 09 19:40:28 <Aori_Radidjiu>	One of the men, of slimmer build, definitely doesn't look like he does heavy lifting, nods and walks over.  "That's right.  You're Miss Stratus, correct?  Good to meet you!"  He offers his hand for a shake, and Cap'n reaches to shake back...
May 09 19:41:40 <Aori_Radidjiu>	And in a split second that lasts eternity (maybe it's actually slowing down) he pulls a knife out of his sleeve and stabs her in the gut, and she slowly falls down, clutching her gut...as she hits the ground, everything freezes.
May 09 19:43:41 <Knox>	He blinks.
May 09 19:43:54 <Aori_Radidjiu>	You can still move, though.  Looking around, every member of the crew is either frozen in horror or getting into a fighting stance or pulling out a pokeball, and you can clearly see tons of figures in the shadows of the warehouse, about to pop out...The room warps, making a sound like static, then again, before the whole room begins getting fuzzy or mosaicing
May 09 19:45:46 <Knox>	Once in disbelief and shock, and as he watches he hits the floor his own face contorts into one of anger. "CAPTAIN! ...Jasmine!" he hears himself cry out, though he as he looks around, seeing the situation, all he can do is reach for a pokeball.
May 09 19:46:25 <Knox>	"What the hell...?" he flinches a bit at the fuzziness of the area for a moment, but he can't let that distract him.
May 09 19:47:13 <Aori_Radidjiu>	There's one last staticky crash before the whole room dissolves into blackness, almost like a computer screen fading pixel by pixel, and then a purple fog begins to cover the area.
May 09 19:47:35 <Knox>	"...!!"
May 09 19:47:58 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Perception!
May 09 19:48:25 <Knox>	2d6+1 spending an AP!
May 09 19:48:26 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, spending an AP!: 9 [2d6=6,2]
May 09 19:49:15 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Looking around, there's almost nothing in every direction...except for one.  There's someone walking towards you, although you can't make out the details of their figure.  Definitely human, though.
May 09 19:50:07 <Knox>	He's deathly quiet for a moment, trying to gather his wits, figure out what just happened, but in the meantime, he begins walking foward towards the other figure himself.
May 09 19:50:09 *	You are now known as Melons
May 09 19:51:04 <Melons>	In an even more bizarre twist than once more having to relive the death of those close to you and then time stopping, you notice Melanie is wearing a green frilly dress as she draws near.
May 09 19:51:39 <Knox>	"...Melanie?" he says after a moment, and then he remembers. "...all of that... already happened... what the hell's going on?"
May 09 19:51:55 <Melons>	Except for the parts that are temporarily see through or walls or other things that should be Mel but temporarily and occasionally aren't. "Well, guess you finally fell asleep."
May 09 19:52:35 <Knox>	"Care to explain?"
May 09 19:52:46 <Melons>	"First, you tell me what you did today."
May 09 19:55:24 <Knox>	"I.." he has to struggle a moment to get back the memories of his crew being murdered. "We landed on the island, met some annoying documentarists and scouted around. You decided you'd see what happened when you fell asleep... and I guess you snuck some limbo into the tranquilizer syringe too. I guarded you while you were out, and when you woke up, you said nothing happened. Was that
May 09 19:55:25 <Knox>	bullshit? ...and then we protected a bunch of wilds from Aether sending in Shadow Pokemon to claim them."
May 09 19:57:08 <Knox>	He's still reeling a bit.
May 09 19:57:12 <Melons>	"Fun fact: I had already used up all the limbo, I never fucking woke up. Turns out the extradimensional godfuckthing I may have mentioned...and really I don't know if I did mention it to you...but it's totally real and possessed me. So I'm waiting until it inevitably sleeps or comes back here so that I can beat it up and bind it to my body/soul/dreamself/whatever. That makes sense, right?"
May 09 19:57:38 <Knox>	"Oh, goddammit."
May 09 19:57:53 <Aori_Radidjiu>	http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=nUrbca71OkU
May 09 19:57:58 <Knox>	"It was pretty good at pretending to be you. You while drugged up, anyway."
May 09 19:58:33 <Knox>	"I guess that explains the weird shit when I was healed."
May 09 19:58:55 <Melons>	"...healed?"
May 09 19:59:26 <Knox>	"Or... fuck, I don't know. I was paralyzed by one of the pokemon we fought and you - it - took the paralysis and moved it to something else somehow."
May 09 19:59:40 <Knox>	"And weird distortion crap too..."
May 09 19:59:49 <Aori_Radidjiu>	While Melanie is definitely Melanie, her face, neck, and torso (or at least, the bit of it that's exposed by the dress, it's strapless and leaves her arms bare) distort occasionally, and every now and then pixels leak out of her eyes.
May 09 20:00:26 <Knox>	"What's with your look, anyway? You look like -you're- distorted or something."
May 09 20:01:16 <Knox>	"Ugh, so we're trapped here until it comes back, huh..." he sighs and looks agitated.
May 09 20:01:52 <Melons>	"Interesting...oh, that? It like stole part of me or something when it became me, and I guess I became like it. Apparently this junk data business is like related to not having an identity? And I guess I'm fucking crawling in the stuff anyway because apparently I'm nowhere near as fucking powerful as I would have been if Aether hadn't interfered. And they didn't even fucking touch me....well you're not technically trapped, not t
May 09 20:01:52 <Melons>	o my knowledge, you could just wake up. But it wants Les, so don't fucking do that, I need you."
May 09 20:02:43 <Knox>	"Are you sure it can't do anything to her over there?"
May 09 20:03:28 <Melons>	"It wants her like it took me, and apparently the dream world is a pretty fucking good way to rip someone out of their own identity. Maybe it could glitch shit up, but Lesieli would actively be in her own body."
May 09 20:03:52 <Knox>	"Glitch... sounds like a fucking computer virus or something."
May 09 20:03:58 <Knox>	"Guess that's not a bad way of putting it."
May 09 20:04:07 <Melons>	"Also, we're not killing it, by the way."
May 09 20:04:23 <Knox>	"You want to absorb it instead."
May 09 20:04:31 <Knox>	"You said as much a minute ago."
May 09 20:04:42 <Knox>	"That's fine, whatever, as long as you're using it and not the other way around."
May 09 20:04:45 <Melons>	"It doesn't deserve death. And it's more like sharing with it, I think. I guess? It could fuck things up if it was free."
May 09 20:05:28 <Knox>	"What does it want with her, anyway?"
May 09 20:05:51 *	Knox walks over and then just has a seat.
May 09 20:06:35 <Melons>	"It may have been mentioned that she's like a god? So I guess the god that she is or was got corrupted or some shit, not sure if that was just over time or directly as a result of Aether or both, but I guess it had to like...reincarnate or something weird to fix that, but as a result apparently Les is even glitchier than me. Also a god. So she's apparently pretty tasty."
May 09 20:06:56 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Despite there being nothing but ground around here, you somehow manage to sit as if there's a chair here.  There's the faint outline of a chair underneath and behind Knox.
May 09 20:07:13 <Knox>	"More of this corruption shit that Murphy mentioned..."
May 09 20:08:24 <Knox>	"Right, well count me in." he says, quietly. "...having that nightmare again... I'm pissed off, now."
May 09 20:08:25 <Melons>	"Frankly, I'm pretty sure they don't really know dick about it. It's mostly a manifestation of things that aren't how they probably should have been and generally don't really know what the fuck to do about it. But it's also dangerous enough or something that its existence is kind of problematic? I guess I was suppooooosed to go and get rid of mine by talking with myself like Med did. But...that's not fucking happening."
May 09 20:09:43 <Knox>	Mel can probably notice Knox is slightly shaking a bit, whether he wants to be or not. Is it really just anger though?
May 09 20:10:07 <Knox>	Or maybe he actually was scared and was trying to come off as an unaffected cool guy. Yeah, that's probably it.
May 09 20:10:09 <Melons>	"Hell's got you all worked up?"
May 09 20:10:51 <Aori_Radidjiu>	One moment Melanie is crying tears of blood, another she's got the part of her body that's distorting tanned, with visible tanlines from a bikini, and another her skin is grey and cold and bits are rotting off, and then the next her distorted part of her body is entirely static, then another it's back to normal.
May 09 20:11:30 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Her hair, arms and dress seem to stay stable.
May 09 20:11:33 <Knox>	"...reliving the moment right before my closest friends were murdered..." he says quietly. "And now something's fucking snatched your body? You can bet I'm not in a good mood, no."
May 09 20:11:55 <Knox>	He flinches a bit, watching these transitions, but attempts to ignore them. She's Mel.
May 09 20:13:18 <Melons>	"Okay, I guess I get the first part, but why should the state of MY body affect you?"
May 09 20:13:45 <Melons>	"Fuck, was it not carrying my weight?"
May 09 20:17:45 *	Knox looks up, giving her an odd look. "Why the fuck wouldn't I be pissed at something using someone I give a shit about like a fucking toy or something? It was fighting fine, your sword or whatever was worried but that's not it."
May 09 20:19:03 <Melons>	"...that's my grandpa..." Mel turns away, though she doesn't seem to be choking on her words as normal when she's embarrassed. "...also, to be fair, I don't know if it had anything to do with you reliving that."
May 09 20:19:50 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Ahem.  PERCEPTIONS.
May 09 20:19:58 <Knox>	2d6+1 another AP then!
May 09 20:19:58 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, another AP then!: 7 [2d6=5,1]
May 09 20:20:14 <Melons>	...how does equipment work in the Dreamworld? Do I get goggle bonus?
May 09 20:20:53 <Aori_Radidjiu>	You don't, unless you REMATERIALIZE them.  Also that dress gives you bonuses but I keep forgetting to stat them.
May 09 20:21:08 <Melons>	3d6+4
May 09 20:21:09 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 3d6+4: 12 [3d6=1,5,2]
May 09 20:22:17 <Aori_Radidjiu>	The two of you notice nothing at first, but Melanie eventually notices the fog distorting out of the corner of her eye, and once she turns to see it more properly she sees the outline and then figure of herself.  In her real world clothes, at least.
May 09 20:22:48 <Melons>	"...fuck, thought I had more time."
May 09 20:23:29 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She's frowning.  "And here I was thinking I could scare him awake..."  She shrugs.
May 09 20:23:35 <Knox>	He looks up, pressing his fingertips together calmly.
May 09 20:23:44 <Melons>	"...is it wearing...is it really....fuck..."
May 09 20:23:57 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Ć̶́án͞'̸́͟t̀ ̧͡b̢͏e̴ ̶̢҉h́͢e̵̶l͜p̵̶͠e̢͡d̨!̷҉"
May 09 20:24:02 <Knox>	"Your grandpa commented on that too."
May 09 20:24:24 <Melons>	"...w-what? The d-dress?"
May 09 20:24:44 <Knox>	He growls a bit at the Not-Mel. "I -wish- that were enough to scare me awake. I usually relieve the entire damn experience before it's said and done."
May 09 20:24:52 <Knox>	*relive
May 09 20:26:10 <Melons>	"Oh, guess that explains that."
May 09 20:27:14 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She tosses her hair.  "Well, obviously, the solution is to make it so the two of you don't have enough energy to do anything here anymore!"  She snaps her fingers, Reeve materializing alongside her.
May 09 20:27:35 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"U̵p̨͠ ̛͢áņ̀d ̢̢a͝t ͢'em͢͏!̸̡͡
May 09 20:28:11 <Melons>	"What? Fuck that, you're coming back with me and you're NOT fucking USING MY OWN FUCKING POKEMON AGAINST ME!" REEVE V. REEVE...wait, is that even allowed?
May 09 20:29:45 <Knox>	In the meantime, while he's here, he starts fiddling with his tattoos, which have rematerialized on his arms and back. They shift around subtly, and for a moment, a tiny rune circle forms above his hand, with a single shard of obsidian stuck halfway out of it.  He hrms, taking his time, and then shifts... SOMETHING, making the obsidian shard retract, and a ghostly hand of purple energy
May 09 20:29:45 <Knox>	come out of the circle for a moment instead.
May 09 20:29:51 <Knox>	He nods, satisfied and dismisses it.
May 09 20:30:06 <Knox>	"As you want."
May 09 20:30:12 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Gimme' some SPEEDS.  http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=Z-fbP92u61g
May 09 20:31:02 <Melons>	Mel 21, Reeve 20+10
May 09 20:31:26 <Knox>	"Lucero." he calls, and the seahorse materializes next to him.
May 09 20:31:40 <Knox>	Knox 20, Lucero 4!
May 09 20:32:29 <Knox>	"Remember what I told you. I'm going to try to avoid poisoning her or her pokemon. She can't do dick to me but she could probably switch it to you."
May 09 20:32:41 *	Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Melanie > Reeve = Not-Reeve = Knox = "Mel" > "Mel" > "Mel" > Lucero
May 09 20:32:45 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Reeve!
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May 09 20:33:22 <Melons>	1d20 Black Fang on not Reeve
May 09 20:33:24 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Black Fang on not Reeve: 18 [1d20=18]
May 09 20:33:33 <Aori_Radidjiu>	HIIIIIIIIIIT
May 09 20:33:37 <Melons>	1d2 Flinch on 1, Curse on 2
May 09 20:33:38 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Flinch on 1, Curse on 2: 1 [1d2=1]
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May 09 20:33:57 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Flinched!
May 09 20:34:03 <Melons>	3d8+10+26 Ghost Durmage
May 09 20:34:03 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Ghost Durmage: 53 [3d8=8,4,5]
May 09 20:34:56 <Aori_Radidjiu>	The fake Reeve starts distorting, large gashes cut into it through which you can view static.
May 09 20:36:07 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Melanie!
May 09 20:36:31 *	Knox squint
May 09 20:36:32 <Melons>	1d20 Shadow Ball Not Reeve
May 09 20:36:33 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Shadow Ball Not Reeve: 13 [1d20=13]
May 09 20:36:38 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Hit!
May 09 20:36:43 <Melons>	2d8+10+20
May 09 20:36:44 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 2d8+10+20: 38 [2d8=1,7]
May 09 20:37:51 <Aori_Radidjiu>	It explodes into static, before dissolving.  "Hm, not very resilient, is he?  Got to make precautions, that we~"
May 09 20:38:04 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Knox!
May 09 20:38:14 <Melons>	"Of COURSE he's resilient, you're just a shitty trainer!"
May 09 20:38:14 *	Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Melanie > Reeve = Knox = "Mel" > "Mel" > "Mel" > Lucero
May 09 20:38:44 *	Knox runs forward towards the Melanie Fake, touching his arm tattoos. "Open Spectral Gate!"
May 09 20:39:03 <Knox>	(mfw I colored that but it was the same color as the /me)
May 09 20:39:19 <Aori_Radidjiu>	(*slowclap*)
May 09 20:39:22 <Melons>	(Not in my client :D)
May 09 20:39:53 <Knox>	A rune circle forms above his hand, and all around him, ghostly and skeletal hands drift down and flail all at Not-Mel!
May 09 20:39:56 <Knox>	1d20 Hidden Power Ghost
May 09 20:39:56 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, Hidden Power Ghost: 1 [1d20=1]
May 09 20:40:02 <Knox>	Balls
May 09 20:40:38 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She does a karate chop motion at the hands, splitting them in two about her.  "Nice try!  Swell guy!"
May 09 20:40:41 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!
May 09 20:41:02 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 Moonblast Reeve
May 09 20:41:02 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Moonblast Reeve: 3 [1d20=3]
May 09 20:41:10 <Melons>	Swish.
May 09 20:41:11 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 Probability Control
May 09 20:41:11 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Probability Control: 3 [1d20=3]
May 09 20:41:15 <Melons>	Swishx2.
May 09 20:41:17 <Aori_Radidjiu>	PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
May 09 20:41:22 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 shiny check
May 09 20:41:22 <Knox>	"...are you rhyming? You were fucking rhyming before too, weren't you?"
May 09 20:41:23 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, shiny check: 5 [1d20=5]
May 09 20:41:32 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Close!
May 09 20:41:41 <Melons>	"Have you considered maybe calming the fuck down and not stealing my body so we can talk this out?"
May 09 20:42:10 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!  She puts a finger to her lips, as if in thought, then shakes her head.  "Nope nope!  No hope!"
May 09 20:42:39 <Melons>	"For fuck's sake, rhymes aren't even impressive when they're that short..."
May 09 20:43:37 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She points a finger at you, Melanie.  "Bang!"  A multicolored beam flies out of her finger!  Confuse Ray!
May 09 20:44:24 <Melons>	(Quick, glitch fluff the confusion!)
May 09 20:45:01 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Melanie's figure begins distorting anymore, her eyes getting swirly and the distorted part of her body getting chicken feathers
May 09 20:45:49 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!  Last turn!
May 09 20:46:15 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She waggles both of her fingers!
May 09 20:46:33 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Metronome!  BOOMBURST!
May 09 20:47:00 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 AC 2
May 09 20:47:01 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 14 [1d20=14]
May 09 20:47:25 <Aori_Radidjiu>	4d10+15+30 to Knox and Lucero
May 09 20:47:26 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, to Knox and Lucero: 64 [4d10=2,6,6,5]
May 09 20:47:53 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Lucero!
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May 09 20:48:20 *	Hissori (Genshuku@sux-40B3B3EF.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined
May 09 20:48:25 <Knox>	Luckily a boost to HP and special defense before this makes that not massive damage!
May 09 20:48:30 <Knox>	Still hurts like fuck, though.
May 09 20:49:24 <Knox>	"Water Pulse!" he orders the Dragalge.
May 09 20:49:26 <Knox>	1d20
May 09 20:49:26 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
May 09 20:49:38 <Knox>	2d6+8+25
May 09 20:49:38 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, 2d6+8+25: 40 [2d6=6,1]
May 09 20:52:07 <Aori_Radidjiu>	oh, right, spacing out, sorry.  It hits!  She takes some damage! She's all wet, her thin magical girl top sticking to her body!
May 09 20:52:09 <Knox>	He grits his teeth while he backs up and tries to figure out what to do.
May 09 20:52:34 <Aori_Radidjiu>	It doesn't seem like it did much more than make her wet, though.
May 09 20:52:39 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Melanie!
May 09 20:52:43 *	Melons is flustered in addition to confusion after seeing herself get lewdly drenched or something?
May 09 20:52:43 <Melons>	1d20
May 09 20:52:45 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
May 09 20:53:01 <Melons>	1d8+7+5 Ow
May 09 20:53:02 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Ow: 15 [1d8=3]
May 09 20:53:14 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Cluck cluck cluck BAWK BAWK BAWK
May 09 20:53:17 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Reeve!
May 09 20:53:53 <Melons>	Reeve disappears.
May 09 20:54:06 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Knox!
May 09 20:54:27 <Knox>	He thinks on what to do, before lobbing a glop of poison gunk at her eyes!
May 09 20:54:30 <Knox>	1d20 Sludge Bomb
May 09 20:54:31 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, Sludge Bomb: 8 [1d20=8]
May 09 20:54:38 <Knox>	Doesn't poison, but he spends 2 AP...
May 09 20:55:22 <Knox>	3d10+10+31 damage and -3 to all accuracy checks until the end of Knox's next turn!
May 09 20:55:23 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, damage and -3 to all accuracy checks until the end of Knox's next turn!: 56 [3d10=10,3,2]
May 09 20:55:37 <Knox>	He also puts some distance between himself and Lucero!
May 09 20:56:36 <Aori_Radidjiu>	The poison seems to sizzle along her flesh, causing streams of static to burst from her body.  "OW̕͘͢ O͞W̶͝ ̸̕͠Ò̡́W"  Seems to be pretty effective!
May 09 20:57:32 <Knox>	"..huh..."
May 09 20:57:43 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Despite her reaction, though, ti doesn't seem like it did TOO much damage, though.  Anyway, "Mel"!
May 09 20:57:52 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 Will-o-Wisp on Knox
May 09 20:57:53 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Will-o-Wisp on Knox: 2 [1d20=2]
May 09 20:58:06 *	Knox ducks out of the way!
May 09 20:58:10 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Nope!  A ghostly ball of fire passes right by Knox!
May 09 20:58:22 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!  She goes for a Confusion on Lucero!
May 09 20:58:36 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 AC2
May 09 20:58:36 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, AC2: 16 [1d20=16]
May 09 20:58:40 <Knox>	Hits!
May 09 20:58:53 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d8+8+30 Psychic Damage
May 09 20:58:54 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Psychic Damage: 43 [1d8=5]
May 09 20:59:14 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!
May 09 20:59:20 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She waggles her fingers again!
May 09 20:59:38 <Knox>	Lucero is hurt but not down!
May 09 20:59:52 <Knox>	His special defense is beefy, y'know!
May 09 21:00:16 <Melons>	(Inb4 psyshock)
May 09 21:00:17 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Metronome!  FREEZE SHOCK!
May 09 21:00:36 <Aori_Radidjiu>	(I'm rolling on Rizon in #PokemonTabletop, FYI)
May 09 21:00:36 <Knox>	(He's rolling on rizon ;-;)
May 09 21:00:44 <Melons>	(I wasn't looking)
May 09 21:01:06 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She takes a step back for the setup.  Lucero!
May 09 21:01:50 <Knox>	Lucero sprays toxic goop at her while she can't switch it to Mel!
May 09 21:01:51 <Knox>	1d20 Toxic
May 09 21:01:51 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, Toxic: 1 [1d20=1]
May 09 21:01:55 <Knox>	Oh
May 09 21:01:56 <Knox>	wait
May 09 21:02:03 <Knox>	Poison type
May 09 21:02:04 <Knox>	he can't miss
May 09 21:02:07 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Can't miss
May 09 21:02:11 <Aori_Radidjiu>	GOOD THING, HUH?
May 09 21:02:44 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Her body is once again covered with sludge.  It's wet, and the poison has corroded through some of her clothes, leaving skin visible!
May 09 21:02:56 <Aori_Radidjiu>	New Round!  Melanie!
May 09 21:03:08 <Melons>	1d20 Hnnngh check
May 09 21:03:09 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Hnnngh check: 14 [1d20=14]
May 09 21:03:20 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Mel's body shifts back to normal!
May 09 21:03:31 <Melons>	1d20 Ominous Wind
May 09 21:03:31 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Ominous Wind: 19 [1d20=19]
May 09 21:03:38 <Aori_Radidjiu>	THAT'S A HIT ALL RIGHT
May 09 21:03:49 <Melons>	2d6+8+20
May 09 21:03:49 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 2d6+8+20: 38 [2d6=4,6]
May 09 21:04:21 *	Melons explodes in a torrent of ghostly wind that quickly envelops !Mel. "For FUCK'S sake, cover up!"
May 09 21:04:29 <Aori_Radidjiu>	The ball collides and leaves a stream of static, but she mostly looks unhurt, despite wincing a little.
May 09 21:04:54 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Is being in the nude much too lewd~?"
May 09 21:05:14 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Did I say ball.  I meant wind.  But whatever.
May 09 21:05:25 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Reeve!
May 09 21:05:50 <Melons>	1d20 Drop the hammer!
May 09 21:05:50 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Drop the hammer!: 7 [1d20=7]
May 09 21:05:56 <Melons>	AC2
May 09 21:06:07 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Hits!
May 09 21:06:19 <Melons>	3d12+10+26 Surprise!
May 09 21:06:21 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Surprise!: 55 [3d12=10,8,1]
May 09 21:07:21 <Melons>	(Mel's at 26 speed now for reference)
May 09 21:07:33 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Reeve rips open a hole in reality and CHOO CHOO THE REEVE TRIAN HAS NO BRAKES
May 09 21:07:36 <Aori_Radidjiu>	*Train
May 09 21:08:03 <Melons>	And then Reeve disappears again.
May 09 21:08:19 <Aori_Radidjiu>	The fake Melanie is flattened, and when she gets up parts of her are missing, with static in place.  Seems like an Injury?
May 09 21:08:45 <Knox>	He's totally not focused on fake Mel's tits. He's got more important things to do. "Give me all you got, bitch!" he calls out to not-Mel, goading her. He tries to appear intimidating enough to try and get prioritized first, while the surface of his body ripples. This is... a Set Up round! Though let's roll for intimidate anyway.
May 09 21:08:49 <Knox>	6d6+5
May 09 21:08:49 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, 6d6+5: 23 [6d6=5,1,2,2,3,5]
May 09 21:09:40 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Her eyes go from swirly to normal, and she backs off a little from Knox.  Eeeee.
May 09 21:09:47 <Melons>	"...d-did you just call me a bitch by proxy?"
May 09 21:10:15 <Knox>	"You know what I fucking meant."
May 09 21:10:49 *	Melons technically does, but it doesn't stop her from looking a little unnerved. Dude's intimidating.
May 09 21:11:05 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!  She turns away from Knox and focuses in on LUCERO for...
May 09 21:11:07 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 AC 4
May 09 21:11:08 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, AC 4: 7 [1d20=7]
May 09 21:11:13 <Knox>	dammit
May 09 21:11:16 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Physical.
May 09 21:11:18 <Knox>	I was trying to goad her into focusing Knox
May 09 21:11:22 <Knox>	But that does miss
May 09 21:11:24 <Aori_Radidjiu>	oh
May 09 21:11:24 <Aori_Radidjiu>	OH
May 09 21:11:56 <Aori_Radidjiu>	well whatever the case, she missed.  A bus made out of ice appears in front of Lucero and then right before it gets to it, it falls through the floor
May 09 21:12:24 *	Melons mumbles something under her breath about only cunts specializing in ice.
May 09 21:13:05 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She turns to face Knox.  "New for you!  It's true!"  She frowns and concentrates, before...
May 09 21:13:48 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 Glitch Pulse!  AC 2
May 09 21:13:48 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Pulse!  AC 2: 14 [1d20=14]
May 09 21:14:02 <Knox>	Yup.
May 09 21:14:02 <Melons>	"Don't let that shit touch you!"
May 09 21:14:22 <Aori_Radidjiu>	3d8+10+30
May 09 21:14:22 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, 3d8+10+30: 59 [3d8=7,6,6]
May 09 21:14:40 <Knox>	Special?
May 09 21:14:51 <Aori_Radidjiu>	A stream of static and mosaic bursts forth from her hand, flying towards Knox.  Special!
May 09 21:16:03 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!  She focuses, before a circle with a line through it flies forward at Knox!
May 09 21:17:08 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 AC 2?
May 09 21:17:09 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2?: 3 [1d20=3]
May 09 21:17:19 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Yeah that misses.
May 09 21:17:33 <Knox>	Knox is slammed into by the first attack, but his body seems to sway and ripple as it if were made of liquid! He explodes apart, showering the spot he was standing in a mass of purple goo... before it coalesces and rises back up, forming into a coherent Knox shape again and solidifying.  This incidentally causes the second attack to go wide as he wasn't quite there for it.
May 09 21:18:03 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Last move!  She waggles her fingers again, bubbles of poison rising off of her as the Toxic takes effect
May 09 21:18:04 <Knox>	Resisted
May 09 21:18:47 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Cotton Guard!  Her body spontaneously sprouts wool.
May 09 21:18:52 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Don't ask.
May 09 21:19:09 <Melons>	"That's...just...I think I'm going to be sick..."
May 09 21:19:26 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Lucero!
May 09 21:19:43 <Aori_Radidjiu>	It causes her clothes to rupture but it covers up her whole body besides her face!
May 09 21:19:45 <Knox>	"Get used to it, it's pretty goddamn handy."
May 09 21:20:03 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Lucero!
May 09 21:20:09 <Knox>	You just said!
May 09 21:20:13 <Melons>	"Y-you gooped..and then she...ew...."
May 09 21:20:37 <Knox>	Lucero sprays a wave of acid at the harlot!
May 09 21:20:38 <Knox>	1d20 ACID
May 09 21:20:39 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, ACID: 4 [1d20=4]
May 09 21:20:43 <Knox>	likely no
May 09 21:20:56 <Aori_Radidjiu>	It's green wool, matching her hair!  Annnd no.
May 09 21:21:02 <Melons>	It's mold!
May 09 21:21:03 <Aori_Radidjiu>	New Round!  Melanie!
May 09 21:21:11 <Melons>	1d20 Too much shit, I'm telling you
May 09 21:21:11 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Too much shit, I'm telling you: 19 [1d20=19]
May 09 21:21:17 <Melons>	Oh, maybe not too much shit.
May 09 21:21:36 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Melanie focuses, causing her whole body to be distortionless briefly.
May 09 21:22:44 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"This wool is definitely a handy tool~"
May 09 21:22:54 <Melons>	4d6+4 Focus to summon her waking wardrobe? Goggles, Meldoka Slutica, a facade of Gramps for being a useful thing to hit things with, the Seraph Shield, and then probably hanging onto the feather.
May 09 21:22:54 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Focus to summon her waking wardrobe? Goggles, Meldoka Slutica, a facade of Gramps for being a useful thing to hit things with, the Seraph Shield, and then probably hanging onto the feather.: 14 [4d6=1,5,3,1]
May 09 21:23:03 <Knox>	"You're a damn fool. ...shit now I'M fucking doing it."
May 09 21:23:30 <Aori_Radidjiu>	With that much focus, you get the Goggles and the magical girl dress!
May 09 21:24:05 <Aori_Radidjiu>	That's your shift!  Standard?
May 09 21:24:37 <Melons>	1d20 Moonblast herself!...well not literally he- you get it.
May 09 21:24:38 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Moonblast herself!...well not literally he- you get it.: 19 [1d20=19]
May 09 21:25:26 <Melons>	3d8+10+25 And -1 Special attack
May 09 21:25:28 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, And -1 Special attack: 50 [3d8=4,8,3]
May 09 21:25:30 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Corrupt REality
May 09 21:25:39 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Roll again
May 09 21:25:44 <Melons>	1d20 You butt
May 09 21:25:45 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, You butt: 4 [1d20=4]
May 09 21:26:20 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Miss!  The beam looks like it's about to hit her, and then it distorts, the beam splitting in two and going around her!
May 09 21:26:24 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Reeve!
May 09 21:26:48 <Melons>	1d20 Reeve rips forth from the ether to Black Fang "Mel"
May 09 21:26:49 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Reeve rips forth from the ether to Black Fang "Mel": 6 [1d20=6]
May 09 21:27:02 <Melons>	Oops, never accuracy traininged that, AC3
May 09 21:27:26 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Reeve sinks his teeth into her, only to get a mouthful of wool!  Miss!
May 09 21:27:37 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Knox!
May 09 21:28:24 <Knox>	The resolution of his Acid Armor goes off... giving him a whole +1 defense stage. Oh boy. Now he's kind of relatively helpless, so he backs off a bit more. Now would probably be a good time to materialize some potions or something! But I think his turn is used up!
May 09 21:28:58 <Aori_Radidjiu>	AHEM.  Materializing items is a shift action.  Lemme' post the stuff in the other channel
May 09 21:31:43 <Knox>	Let's try materializing a super potion with Medicine, then!
May 09 21:31:48 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Go for it!
May 09 21:32:00 <Knox>	2d6+1 spending an AP
May 09 21:32:01 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, spending an AP: 8 [2d6=6,1]
May 09 21:32:13 <Knox>	DC was 7!
May 09 21:32:20 <Aori_Radidjiu>	You get it!
May 09 21:32:35 <Aori_Radidjiu>	I think that's your whole turn, right?  In which case, "Mel"!
May 09 21:32:38 <Knox>	Knox concentrates and forms a bottle of medicine in his hand. He figured out some of this lucid dreaming shit back in Med's world.
May 09 21:34:09 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She looks around and...goes for Knox!
May 09 21:34:15 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 Shadow Ball
May 09 21:34:16 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Shadow Ball: 13 [1d20=13]
May 09 21:34:29 <Aori_Radidjiu>	2d8+10+30 Goast damage
May 09 21:34:30 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Goast damage: 51 [2d8=4,7]
May 09 21:34:39 <Knox>	4d6 gonna have Lucero intercept!
May 09 21:34:40 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, gonna have Lucero intercept!: 12 [4d6=5,1,2,4]
May 09 21:34:49 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Success!  Lucero takes the hit!
May 09 21:35:31 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!  She winks, a heart visibly floating from her eyelid, then shoots a PINK BEAM at Reeve!
May 09 21:35:34 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20 MOONBLAST
May 09 21:35:35 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, MOONBLAST: 8 [1d20=8]
May 09 21:35:35 <Knox>	Unfortunately, that also knocks him the fuck out.
May 09 21:35:50 <Aori_Radidjiu>	AC 2, so I believe that hits
May 09 21:36:01 <Melons>	Doth hit.
May 09 21:36:04 <Aori_Radidjiu>	3d8+10+30
May 09 21:36:05 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, 3d8+10+30: 57 [3d8=1,8,8]
May 09 21:36:37 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Mel"!  She waggles her fingers again, and then...
May 09 21:36:47 <Melons>	Reeve shudders, but is still filled with adorable dragon-ghost rage.
May 09 21:37:10 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Metronome!  Dragonbreath! Because the glitch god can pick best of three every time
May 09 21:37:54 <Aori_Radidjiu>	1d20
May 09 21:37:55 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
May 09 21:38:48 <Melons>	(>Horn Drill not the best)
May 09 21:38:50 <Aori_Radidjiu>	She opens her mouth and then her head turns into a Salamence's as she breathes out a stream of yellowish fire
May 09 21:39:03 <Knox>	"Holy fuck."
May 09 21:39:13 <Aori_Radidjiu>	4d6+16+30 Dragon damage
May 09 21:39:14 <DiceMaid-9001>	Aori_Radidjiu, Dragon damage: 66 [4d6=5,5,5,5]
May 09 21:39:22 <Melons>	Against whom?
May 09 21:39:27 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Reeve
May 09 21:39:29 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Sorry
May 09 21:39:45 <Melons>	Reeve is down :< And is one level short of Grudge :<
May 09 21:39:50 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Also >5,5,5,5
May 09 21:40:32 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Her head returns to normal and she burps, covering her mouth with a giggle.  "Exc͝u̶͝se͟͟͝ ̵m̴̷̢e!̸́͞"
May 09 21:40:41 <Melons>	"I...I don't look cute as a dragon at all..."
May 09 21:41:10 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Melanie!  Despite your pokemon being materializations switch rules work as normal.
May 09 21:41:58 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Poison bubbles waft up from "Mel", the girl grimacing.
May 09 21:42:15 *	Melons sends out Koa and goes for another Ominous Wind. (Speed is the same damn thing as Reeve, with +10 initiative this turn of course)
May 09 21:42:17 <Melons>	1d20
May 09 21:42:17 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
May 09 21:42:26 <Melons>	JerkMaid
May 09 21:42:42 *	Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Melanie > Koa = Knox = "Mel" > "Mel" > "Mel"
May 09 21:42:44 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Missu.
May 09 21:42:47 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Koa!
May 09 21:42:54 <Melons>	1d20 Ghast Blast crit check
May 09 21:42:54 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Ghast Blast crit check: 11 [1d20=11]
May 09 21:43:06 <Melons>	3d10+10+23
May 09 21:43:06 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 3d10+10+23: 49 [3d10=1,9,6]
May 09 21:43:40 <Melons>	Oh, First Blood is Battle, not Daily? Round Trip First Blooding to Sleight!
May 09 21:43:53 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Koa tosses out a ball of cackling ghostliness that travels forward and PUNCHES straight through the Melpersonator's stomach!
May 09 21:44:27 <Melons>	1d20 Sleight uses Mindbreak (22 Speed by the way)
May 09 21:44:28 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, Sleight uses Mindbreak (22 Speed by the way): 10 [1d20=10]
May 09 21:44:29 <Aori_Radidjiu>	"Oh.  Looks like I'm done!"  She starts dissolving from the hole, frowning.  "I was only a copy, but I managed to stall you enough, I guess~."
May 09 21:44:36 <Melons>	I WANT MY OVERKILL
May 09 21:44:46 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Hit!
May 09 21:45:00 <Melons>	4d10+10+30
May 09 21:45:01 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 4d10+10+30: 67 [4d10=5,7,8,7]
May 09 21:45:23 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Sleight amplifies the speed of the tear, causing it to suddenly engulf her whole body before she can let out another word!
May 09 21:46:00 <Melons>	"Fuck, it's smarter than I thought. Fuck, I'm smarter than I thought."
May 09 21:46:05 <Knox>	He swigs the potion and wipes his mouth, glaring at the fake. "Stall us...? shit. I think she's doing shit elsewhere, maybe with Lesieli..."
May 09 21:48:36 <Knox>	He attempts to materialize the rest of his things.
May 09 21:48:45 <Melons>	"We really haven't much time to waste...there's the threat of something waking you up. But...this dream place...is prettyfuckingbig..." She does likewise.
May 09 21:48:52 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Combat over!  Knox is able to materialize all of his equipment, as is melanie.
May 09 21:49:14 <Knox>	"Keep focused on who and what we're looking for, then."
May 09 21:49:46 <Melons>	"Pretty sure that only works in the nightmare...least it only really worked for me in the nightmare..."
May 09 21:50:24 <Knox>	"I don't have a better idea."
May 09 21:50:34 <Aori_Radidjiu>	This space IS part of the Nightmare, Melanie, so it's not like it isn't worth a shot.
May 09 21:50:55 <Melons>	Oh, well in THAT case...
May 09 21:51:46 <Melons>	"Considering we have no idea when anyone else will fall asleep, or if they already have..." Mel focuses on Lesieli primarily, but any crewpeeps as a backup.
May 09 21:52:05 <Knox>	He keeps trying to summon more medicine in the meantime. He can't do much about his injuries but at least he can try and top himself off before they eventually reach where shit is going down..."
May 09 21:52:09 <Knox>	minis "
May 09 21:52:55 <Knox>	*minus
May 09 21:53:14 <Aori_Radidjiu>	Roll me Focus, both of you!
May 09 21:53:26 <Melons>	4d6+4
May 09 21:53:27 <DiceMaid-9001>	Melons, 4d6+4: 16 [4d6=3,3,3,3]
May 09 21:53:29 <Knox>	3d6+1
May 09 21:53:30 <DiceMaid-9001>	Knox, 3d6+1: 15 [3d6=5,5,4]
May 09 21:53:51 <Aori_Radidjiu>	The both of you turn your heads in the same direction.  There's someone that way, definitely.
May 09 21:54:23 <Knox>	"Ready?"
May 09 21:54:28 <Melons>	"Oh...and...watch out for these little hellspawn kids. They might try to eat you. I'm not really sure if they're too scared or not to try it. But..uh...sure."
May 09 21:54:45 <Knox>	"This keeps getting better and fucking better, huh." he grumbles.
May 09 21:55:07 <Knox>	He starts to hurry off in that direction!
May 09 21:55:47 <Knox>	He keeps Mel's advice in mind and keeps an eye out, though!
May 09 21:56:00 *	Melons is pretty sure she can amble in that direction adn go just as fast due to the power of nightmare focus bullshittery. But if that's not the case she hurries too. Or something. Dream sorcery.
May 09 21:56:26 <Knox>	He could carry her if that's not enough!
May 09 21:56:27 <Aori_Radidjiu>	The two of you walk into the Eternal Nightmare, hurrying to gather the rest of the crew!
May 09 21:56:33 <Aori_Radidjiu>	And with that we call </mini>