Chronicles of Detective Horse Jenkins: Immoral City Six

OUR INTREPID HEROES, DETECTIVE HORSE AND SIX, ARE IN MEDBAY, ATTEMPTING TO REVIVE A LEAD IN THEIR CASE TO FIND OUT WHO STOLE THE CAPTAIN’S LASER GUN. . .
Horse Jenkins says, "Damn."
Harambe whimpers.
Victor Rennem screams!
Horse Jenkins says, "Dawkins is a retard."
Horse Jenkins says, "Shoulda expected that from Greytide."
DAWKINS, THE LEAD, IS BRAINDEAD
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HALP VIRO!"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "That would explain his actions"
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "BUTCH DAY ROGUE!!!"
Unknown whimpers.
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "K-KIL-L-LL HIM!!!"
Unknown coughs painfuly!
Albert The Fiddler Diddler (as Sergio Hunt) screams!
Unknown moans!
[Common] Joe Badtouch stammers, "H-HAL-L-L-LP-P T-TO VIR-RO"
Albert The Fiddler Diddler (as Sergio Hunt) examines himself.
Horse Jenkins says, "God."
Unknown coughs painfuly!
Victor Rennem gibbers, "W-W-W-WAAAAAAG-GH-H!!!!"
Horse Jenkins says, "My partner always said the early bird gets the worm, Six."
[Common] Harambe says, "Wizard took over Captain's office, he's been recalling the shutle. The captain IS THE WIZARD."
Unknown moans!
Horse Jenkins asks, "But what do we do if the fucking worm overslept?"
Unknown moans!
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "COME TO VIROLOGY AND FUCKING SHOOT BUTCH DAY TO DEATH"
AAAAAA has grabbed Unknown passively!
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "I think the bird gets a retarded worm then"
Horse Jenkins says, "Dawkins."
Unknown moans!
[Common] Sergio Hunt gibbers, "VICTOR U STILL THERE!!!"
Detective Cyborg-606 is trying to put zipties on Kennard Dawkins!
*---------*
This is  Kennard Dawkins!
He has minor bruising.
He has a stupid expression on his face.
*---------*
Victor Rennem screams!
Victor Rennem starts having a seizure!
Adamantine Golem (445) shakes Victor Rennem trying to get him up!
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Hey, bud!"
Horse Jenkins says, "The lights are on but no one is home, Six."
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Dawkins!"
Horse Jenkins has grabbed Kennard Dawkins passively!
[Common] Phoenix Sunn gibbers, "SEC HALLWAY!!"
Horse Jenkins says, "Christ."
Kennard Dawkins gibbers, "CAN U GIVE ME EKSREY?!"
Victor Rennem gibbers, "HONK"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "God, the lights return"
Kennard Dawkins gibbers, "TURBIN BEST ENGIENE"
Dirty Bones (as Unknown) gibbers, "Hwee did eet fhor khayosss"
Horse Jenkins asks, "Your programming able to decipher idiot speak?"
Victor Rennem screams!
[Common] Albert The Fiddler Diddler gibbers, "WHERE!"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "I can try"
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HALP VIRO.!!!"
[Common] Albert The Fiddler Diddler gibbers, "W-WIZ-ZAR-RD-D-D-D"
Victor Rennem screams!
Detective Cyborg-606 pings.
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "DAWKINS. Tell. Us. About. Stephen. The. Engineer!"
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "All-access for anyone who kills butch dau"
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HALP"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "HONK!!!"
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "NOW"
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "VIRO!"
STUMPED, OUR INTUITIVE GUMSHOES HEAD TO VIROLOGY TO INVESTIGATE THE CRIES OF JOE BADTOUCH
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "VIROLOGY!!"
[Common] Joe Badtouch gibbers, "MURDER HIM"
Thom Yorke screams!
Horse Jenkins says, "Christ, let's forget this schmuck and head to Virology."
ENTERING VIROLOGY, THE DYNAMIC DUO FIND BUTCH DAY EXPERIMENTING ON A CLUWNE’D BADTOUCH
Butch Day says, "NO"
Butch Day says, "THE CURE"
Butch Day says, "THE CURE"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "BUTCH ALRIGHT!"
Butch Day says, "I HAVNT HURT ANYONE"
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Looks like today ain't your Day, Butch!"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "LET ME BE!"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "HIM!!!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HONK"
Thom Yorke screams!
Butch Day says, "IVE BEEN TRYING TO CURE MAD CLUWN DIESEASE"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "No"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "Hes curing us"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Congratulate Phoenix Sunny or whatever his fucking name is. I don't know.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Horse Jenkins asks, "Curing?"
[Common] Harambe says, "Captain's office is open, kill wizard"
Butch Day says, "YES"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "YES!!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "LET ME GO FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Butch Day says, "LET ME HELP THESE PEOPLE"
You put the .38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "I'M FUCKING BLIND U RETARD"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "MY DISEASE SAID HE WAS GRIFEING ME IT WASNT ME!!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "S-SHOOT-T"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "SHOOT HIM"
Butch Day says, "The hop is delusional"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HE FUCKING BLINDED ME"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "ARE U SERIOUS!!"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "He has a hostage"
Butch Day says, "Its a symptom"
*---------*
This is  Butch Day!
He is wearing  a soviet uniform.
He is wearing  an ushanka on his head.
He is wearing  an armor.
He is carrying  an energy gun on his armor.
He has  a virologist satchel on his back.
He has  some blood-stained latex gloves on his hands!
He has  PDA-Butch Day (Virologist) about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a welding mask on his face.
He has  HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing  Butch Day's ID Card (Virologist).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Butch Day says, "No i dont"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HE STOLE ALL MY FUCKING SHIT"
Central Command Update

Radiation Storm

High levels of radiation detected approaching Immoral City Six. ETA: 17 seconds. Proceed to the nearest maintenance tunnel to take cover.

THE DETECTIVES, JOE, BUTCH, AND YORKE RETREAT TO MAINTENANCE TO TAKE COVER FROM THE BLOWOUT
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "T-TAK-KE H-HIM OUT-T!!!"
Butch Day unbuckles Joe Badtouch from the bed.
Thom Yorke gibbers, "Oh shit"
Butch Day has grabbed Joe Badtouch passively!
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "AL-L-LL-L-ACC-CES-S-S-SS-S!!!"
Horse Jenkins says, "Oh my fuck."
Butch Day has grabbed Joe Badtouch aggressively (now hands)!
Butch Day has reinforced his grip on Joe Badtouch (now neck)!
Thom Yorke screams!
Thom Yorke headbutts the airlock.
Horse Jenkins says, "Alright."
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "BLOWOUT SOON"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI yells, "CHEEKI BREEKI!!"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "CLOSE THE DOOR!!!"
You put the .38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
Thom Yorke gibbers, "Wew"
Horse Jenkins says, "Yorke."
Thom Yorke gibbers, "YES!!!"
Thom Yorke screams!
Horse Jenkins asks, "Is Butch good or bad?"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "IM RETARDED SORRY!!"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "I think hes good"
Horse Jenkins says, "Yeah I know."
Detective Cyborg-606 tries to remove Joe Badtouch's cable restraints.
You put the ÿ.38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
[Common] Actias flutters, "Oh shittt"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "He aint done me no wrong"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "HE LET ME GO INFACT!"
Thom Yorke starts having a seizure!
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "He had him handcuffed"
[Common] Swiss Vandercheese says, "Honk"
Joe Badtouch screams!
Horse Jenkins asks, "Why would you leave your patient handcuffed?"
[Common] Actias flutters, "REEEEEEEE"
Butch Day says, "So far"
Butch Day says, "He attacked me"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI yells, "CHEEKI BREEKI!!"
Central Command Update

Radiation Storm

The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.


Joe Badtouch gibbers, "WHERE THE FUCK I!!!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HONK-K"
Butch Day says, "Also its been going well so far"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "I CAN'T SEE AT ALL!!"
Thom Yorke screams!
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "SOMEONE FUCKING HALP ME!!"
Thom Yorke headbutts the airlock.
Thom Yorke gibbers, "LUV CAN BLOOOOM!!!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "B-B-BUT-T-TC-CH-H D-D-D-DAY-Y U FUC-CKIN-NG-G CUN-N-N-NT-T!!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "FIX MY FUCKING EYES!!!"
Thom Yorke screams!
Horse Jenkins asks, "You hear that noise?"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "I cant get out"
[Common] Jacob Gordon says, "WIZARD"
Thom Yorke gibbers, "THANKS!!"
[Common] Jacob Gordon says, "NORTHEAST OF BRIDGE"
Thom Yorke screams!
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "WHO THE FUCK HORSE JENKINS!!!"
Joe Badtouch starts having a seizure!
Horse Jenkins says, "Let's wrangle the tards and leave."
Horse Jenkins asks, "What should we do about Badtouch?"
Joe Badtouch screams!
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "WHERE THE FUCK I!!!"

HORSE CONTACTS THE WIZARD IN HOPES OF FINDING A CURE FOR BADTOUCH
[Common] Horse Jenkins asks, "Hey, Wizard. Your favorite detective here. Got a cure for Cluwne's Disease?"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "Death and cloning."
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "Maybe chemistry might have some cure for blindness"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "SOMEONE PLEASE FIX MY FUCKING EYES.!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "Is Butch Day dead?"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "He isn't"
Horse Jenkins says, "He's fucked off somewhere."
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "WELL CHANGE IT!"
Joe Badtouch drools.
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "F-FUC-CK-KIN-NG-G KILL HAT-T C-CUN-NT!!!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "He r-rob-bb-bed-d m-me ad-d b-bl-lin-nd-de m-m-me"
BUTCH, DENIED OF HIS WORK TOWARDS A “CURE”, GOES OFF THE DEEP END
[Common] Butch Day says, "People are denying me of curing mad cluwn diesese"
[Common] Butch Day asks, "So you know what?"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HE'S-S A F-FUCK-KIN-NG-G R-R-ROG-G-G-GUE!"
[Common] Butch Day says, "I HAVE A HOSTAGE"
Joe Badtouch drools.
Joe Badtouch screams!
[Common] Butch Day says, "IF MY DEMANDS ARNT MET"
[Common] Butch Day says, "I WILL KILL HIM"
[Common] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Butch you dumb motherfucker, you're making things WORSE on yourself!"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "I fucking knew it"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS"
Detective Cyborg-606 queries, "Have you got a record of people sarge?"
[Common] Butch Day says, "DONT TEMP ME"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "WHY DIDN'T U FUCKING ARREST HIM WHEN I TOLD U TOO!"
[Common] Horse Jenkins says, "Go ahead and blow his fuckin' brains out, Day. I ain't negotiating with you, you scumsucking parasite."
Joe Badtouch screams!
Detective Cyborg-606 queries, "What position is Joe?"
Joe Badtouch screams!
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "I'm the fucking hop"
Joe Badtouch gibbers, "HONK"
Adamantine Golem (445) attempts to force Joe Badtouch to swallow the mutadone pill (50u).
Horse Jenkins says, "Ah, shit."
Adamantine Golem (445) forces Joe Badtouch to swallow the mutadone pill (50u).
*---------*
This is  Joe Badtouch!
He is wearing  a clown suit.
He is wearing  a head of personnel's cap on his head.
He has  some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He is wearing  some clown shoes on his feet.
He has  a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has severe burns!
He is covered in something flammable.
He has a stupid expression on his face.
*---------*
ARRIVING IN VIROLOGY, THE DETECTIVES AND ADAM THE GOLEM FIND BUTCH WITH HIS HOSTAGE, THE BRAINDEAD LEAD
Butch Day says, "Get back faggets"
You inject Joe Badtouch with the epinephrine medipen.
10 units injected. 0 units remaining in the epinephrine medipen.
Horse Jenkins asks, "An assistant?"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "He’s got a gun"
Butch Day says, "DON’T MAKE ME KILL HIM"
Horse Jenkins asks, "That's the best you could do?"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "He has a hostage"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "Our lead"
Joe Badtouch moans!
Detective Cyborg-606's Compli-o-Nator: Compliance is in your best interest.
Joe Badtouch groans!
Adamantine Golem (445) says, "I'll go in."
Horse Jenkins says, "The lead that's braindead."
Butch Day says, "I WILL KILL THIS GUY"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "Don’t do anything hasty butch"
Butch Day says, "I HAVE DEMANDS"
Butch Day says, "I NEED A CLOWN MASK"
Butch Day says, "I HAVE THE CURE BUT"
Butch Day says, "ITS SO CLOSE"
Butch Day says, "YOU DENY ME OF THE CURE"
*---------*
This is  Butch Day!
He is wearing  a soviet uniform.
He is wearing  an ushanka on his head.
He is wearing  an armor.
He has  a virologist satchel on his back.
He is holding  an energy gun in his right hand.
He has  some blood-stained latex gloves on his hands!
He has  PDA-Butch Day (Virologist) about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  a welding mask on his face.
He has  HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing  Butch Day's ID Card (Virologist).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Butch Day says, "YOU STOPPED MY PROGRESS"
Adamantine Golem (445) says, "What do you mean 'morality?'"
ADAM THE GOLEM BURSTS THROUGH THE WINDOW AND, UNDER A HAIL OF FIRE, GRABS THE HOSTAGE AND PULLS HIM FREE
Adamantine Golem (445) has hit the window with the hatchet!
Adamantine Golem (445) has hit the window with the hatchet!
Adamantine Golem (445) has hit the window with the hatchet!
Adamantine Golem (445) has hit the window with the hatchet!
Butch Day has cracked Kennard Dawkins in the head with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (445) has hit the grille with the hatchet!
Adamantine Golem (445) has hit the grille with the hatchet!
Adamantine Golem (445) has hit the grille with the hatchet!
Butch Day has cracked Kennard Dawkins in the head with the telescopic baton!
Butch Day has smacked Kennard Dawkins in the head with the telescopic baton!
Butch Day has knocked down Kennard Dawkins with the telescopic baton!
Kennard Dawkins lays in the broken glass!
Kennard Dawkins lays in the broken glass!
Butch Day fires the energy gun!
Kennard Dawkins is hit by an electrode in the head!
Kennard Dawkins catches fire!
Horse Jenkins says, "GET READY"
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "He's a madman!"
Butch Day fires the energy gun!
Butch Day fires the hybrid taser!
[Common] Adamantine Golem (445) exclaims, "I'm a hero!"
You fire the .38 Mars Special!
Detective Cyborg-606 is hit by a bullet!
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Fuck, hair trigger!"
WITH THE HOSTAGE FREE, HORSE TAKES COVER IN THE AIRLOCK DOORWAY AS SIX ATTEMPTS TO MEDIATE
Butch Day says, "YOU DENY ME"
Butch Day says, "OF CURING THESE PEOPLE"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "Put the guns down butch"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "No one gets hurt"
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "I'm about to deny you LIFE if you don't stand down, Butch!"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "Its over"
Butch Day says, "I WILL KILL MYSELF IF YOU COME IN"
You put the .38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
Butch Day points to Break Room
Butch Day says, "BOTH OF YOU"
Butch Day says, "IN THERE"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "The power is off butch"
[Security] Horse Jenkins says, "Don't comply, Six."
 That's a .38 Mars Special.
A cheap Martian knock-off of a classic law enforcement firearm. Uses .38-special rounds.
It is a normal-sized item.
It has Generic firing pin installed.
Has 6 rounds remaining.
4 of those are live rounds.
Butch Day says, "CROWBAR IT"
Butch Day says, "OR SOMETHING"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "You can't open the doors without power"
Butch Day fires the energy gun!
You put the .38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
[Common] Adamantine Golem (445) asks, "Is noone going to mention how I saved the hostage?"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "Congratulations."
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "Think about this for a second"
Butch Day fires the hybrid taser!
[Common] Horse Jenkins says, "Good job."
[Common] Actias flutters, "I see the gravity anomaly"
Butch Day says, "NO"
Butch Day says, "YOU THINK"
Butch Day says, "BORG"
You put the .38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "People would, but most of them have been cluwned and or killed."
Butch Day says, "YOU SCREWED ME"
Butch Day says, "AND THESE PEOPLE OVER"
THE SHOOTOUT BEGINS. HORSE DUCKS IN AND OUT OF COVER AS SIX TAKES THE BRUNT OF THE FIRE
Butch Day fires the energy gun!
Detective Cyborg-606 is hit by a laser!
Detective Cyborg-606 fires the cyborg disabler!
Butch Day is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Detective Cyborg-606 fires the cyborg disabler!
Butch Day is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Detective Cyborg-606 fires the cyborg disabler!
Butch Day fires the energy gun!
Butch Day fires the hybrid taser!
[Common] Adamantine Golem (445) asks, "Is the shuttle coming?"
You fire the .38 Mars Special!
You fire the .38 Mars Special!
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "Oh my god there's real Xenos on the station."
DUCKING INTO THE AIRLOCK FOR COVER, SIX FORCES THE DOORS SHUT AND TRAPS HORSE, LEAVING THE BORG ALONE WITH BUTCH
[Security] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Six, no!"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI yells, "CHEEKI BREEKI!!"
[Security] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Six, dead cluwnes ain't nothin' to die over! Open the door!"
[Common] Detective Cyborg-606 states, "I’m sorry sarge"
[Common] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "SIX! NO!"
[Common] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "OPEN THIS DOOR!"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI asks, "What?"
[Common] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "Horse where are youuuu"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "I genuinely want to let you out."
[Common] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "BUTCH, EVERY STORY ENDS, AND YOURS IS GONNA END TODAY!"
[Common] Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Virology!"
SIX OPENS THE DOOR AND HORSE FINDS THAT DAY HAS RAN OUT OF CHARGE IN HIS ENERGY WEAPONS, WIELDING NOTHING BUT A STUN BATON
*---------*
This is  Butch Day!
He is wearing  a soviet uniform.
He is wearing  an ushanka on his head.
He is wearing  an armor.
He is carrying  a blood-stained telescopic baton on his armor!
He has  a virologist satchel on his back.
He is holding  a stunbaton in his right hand.
He has  some blood-stained latex gloves on his hands!
He has  PDA-Butch Day (Virologist) about his waist.
He is wearing  some jackboots on his feet.
He has  HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing  Butch Day's ID Card (Virologist).
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "That's not very CHEEKI of you, Butch."
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "He has no ammo"
Butch Day has thrown the stunbaton.
You fire the .38 Mars Special point blank at Butch Day!
Butch Day is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Detective Cyborg-606 is trying to put zipties on Butch Day!
You fire the .38 Mars Special point blank at Butch Day!
Butch Day is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Butch Day groans in exhaustion.
*click*
You unload 6 shells from the .38 Mars Special.
You load 6 shells into the .38 Mars Special.
Butch Day says, "NO"
You put the .38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "He is cuffed"
Butch Day says, "THE BIBLE"
Horse Jenkins has stunned Butch Day with the stunbaton!
Horse Jenkins has beaten Butch Day in the right leg with the stunbaton!
The stunbaton is out of charge.
Butch Day says, "FUCK"
Butch Day says, "WIZZY"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "We got him"
Butch Day says, "HELP"
AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "Shoot me and I kill your partner."
Horse Jenkins has grabbed Butch Day passively!
AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "Get over here."
Butch Day says, "THEY ARE DENYING MY PROGRESS"
Butch Day says, "WIZZY"
Butch Day says, "PLEASE"
It’s over. It’s all over. Horse grabs Day and they head out of virology and to an escape pod.
Horse Jenkins says, "Crazy, crazy, crazy."
Butch Day says, "THE CHEEKIS"
Horse Jenkins says, "It's alright Adam."
AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "Take the Security Escape Pod."
Butch Day gasps!
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "You take him sarge"
Horse Jenkins exclaims, "Let's go!"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI yells, "CHEEKI BREEKI!!"
[Common] Butch Day says, "Wizzy"
[Common] Butch Day says, "You betrayed me after all i did for you"
[Common] Detective Cyborg-606 queries, "Sarge, where did you go to?"
[Common] Horse Jenkins says, "Escape pod in sec."
[Common] Horse Jenkins says, "Get here quick."
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "I told you to take the Sec pod."
Butch Day says, "The wizard betrayed me"
[Common] Butch Day asks, "Wizard why?"
Horse Jenkins asks, "You're probably thinkin' you're on one hell of a streak of bad luck, aren't you Butch?"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Butch Day says, "Yeah"
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "We got him sarge, we did it"
Horse Jenkins says, "I always thought that too, Butch."
Butch Day says, "All i wanted to do"
Butch Day says, "Was help people"
Horse Jenkins says, "But the truth is? The game was fixed from the start. I realized that."
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "You never split a Detective's partner up."
Detective Cyborg-606 states, "But instead you kidnapped, blinded them, experimented on the mentally incompetent"
[Common] AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI flutters, "It's no CHEEKI BREEKI"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Butch Day says, "Huehuehue Fallout:New Vegas reference"
Horse Jenkins winks.
Butch Day says, "Only problem with that is horse"
Butch Day says, "You didnt shoot me in the head"
Horse Jenkins says, "Oh I would. But those kinda things bite you in the ass."
Butch Day says, "I didnt mean to hurt anyone"
Horse Jenkins says, "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, Butch."
Horse Jenkins calmly drops and treads on the lit Cohiba Robusto cigar, putting it out instantly.
The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Immoral City Six as Horse Jenkins.