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UM
((sorry about that))
@SM
I *TOLD YOU* I'd respawn!
UM
What
shit did you die
@SM
Froze to death miles underground
And then I GOT BACK UP!
UM
i dont know how that happened but jesus how are you ok
@SM
Yeah, I'm good
Froze to death, got back up
In this tower thing
On the next level, I think
UM
you teleported?
@SM
Yeah
UM
woah nice
@SM
Sorry I haven't gotten a chance to message you since then
No computer
UM
no problem, ive been busy beating random monsters up
and eating
a suprising amount of that
@SM
Collecting Grist?
UM
yeah, i have like 70 by now
@SM
O.O
I have none
Spent it all on a carpet, and now I can't find any imps
UM
there are no monsters on the next level?
@SM
And then I died, and now there aren't any imps at all
UM
that doesnt seem to make sense
@SM
No
Or if there are, they aren't hostile
Level 2, from what Tarane and I can tell, is a political campaign
Take down the tyrannical king and queen of Derse
UM
hey you found tarane?
@SM
Yeah, she's here too
UM
how did she die?
@SM
I dunno
Apparently she just fell asleep
UM
probably shanked in the middle of the night by an imp
@SM
Yeah, maybe
See, this is why I don't sleep
Gotta watch out for those sleep-shankings
UM
you dont sleep
ever?
@SM
Well, SOMETIMES
20 minute naps
UM
how are you alive
wait
sorry rip
@SM
Haha
((Sorry, went AFK for a bit))
It's not that big a deal
UM
((np))
you are dead
DEAD
@SM
Eight naps a day, all of it REM, and I end up getting a better sleep than anyone
Yes, capital-everything DEAD
It's not so bad
Turns out dead people can fly
UM
level 2 i guess
@SM
Yeah
UM
no offence
but im stayin on lvl 1 as long as i can
@SM
:P
Wimp
UM
yea im the wimp
"i dont want to die"
@SM
Yes, yes you are
And a butthat, too
UM
incredible insult
tbh it sounded wimp
@SM
You said it, not me
UM
sadly
what else is there on lvl 2?
@SM
I dunno, lots of towers and stuff
Nothing really interesting
Except these towers
UM
anyone other than tarane?
@SM
Nah, just the imps
UM
and they dont actually attack you?
@SM
No, they're pretty nice
UM
are you sure there are imps?
@SM
NPCs, not enemies
I dunno, they've got the same black shells
Maybe they're the worker caste instead of the soldiers?
UM
it would explain why they arent agressive
@SM
I guess, yeah
Which makes the goal to take out the hive queen?
UM
sounds kinda boring
filled with workers
killing a defenseless queen
@SM
I doubt it's defenseless
Probably has guards
UM
good point
@SM
The mysterious hive king, maybe
UM
are you guys gonna try stealth?
@SM
I dunno
We discussed espionage, but neither of us knows anything about it
UM
tarane could go all sniper on their asses
screw espionage and go in bows blazin
@SM
I guess that'd work, yeah
UM
maybe it'd be best for me to train before i level up
ie die
@SM
I dunno, this doesn't really seem like a fighting challenge
UM
what is it then?
are you guys gonna learn espionage?
@SM
I told you, political intrigue
UM
sounds boring, i aint dying for a while then
@SM
You can TRY
No saying you won't get shot in the face again
UM
i will try
and i will get stronger
and i wont die
until i choose
@SM
Sure you won't
UM
do you think the game will kill me or something?
@SM
Yeah, I think so
Ya gotta sleep eventually
UM
i think i have something with caffine
ill go all night
wait ive already slept
why arent i dead
@SM
Maybe they didn't notice you yet?
It could be like Minecraft, where the difficulty amps up the longer you last
UM
who? the imps? they have fucking noticed me alright
@SM
Then MORE imps, while you're asleep
UM
looks like i will never be sleeping then
gotta fight till i die
@SM
What's the big deal?
You'll be asleep, won't even notice it
UM
i dont know
fear?
i just dont want to die
@SM
Bluh, fine
UM
did you fight one of those ogre things?
big motherfuckers?
@SM
Um
No
I died
UM
oh
right
@SM
Actually, I wanted to let you know
The computer down here doesn't have Sabath on it
So I think my time as your Game Master is over
UM
wait then what were the gates used for then?
@SM
I dunno, getting you to Tarane's level 1?
UM
why would i do that now?
she's dead
@SM
Then don't bother
Die and come chill on Derse, skip the building step
UM
i guess
still want to get stronger nowe
@SM
Fair enough
UM
it seems super easy here for some reason
i already feel stronger
@SM
Yeah?  You mentioned fighting an Ogre
Big imp?  Miniboss, maybe?
UM
big imp i think
though it may have been a miniboss, it was on a pedestal
@SM
Ooh, cool
UM
it was
@SM
Then you killed it?
UM
i manage to almost one hit kill the motherfucker with a massive rage smash thing
@SM
Aww yeah!
You can do that?
UM
apparently so
i dont think it always happens
@SM
Cool
Critical hit, then?
UM
it may have been a super badass one time thing
exactly
@SM
Good grist from it?
UM
like 30
it was awesome
@SM
Hah, nice
UM
it was pretty cool
@SM
I bet, yeah
UM
well we seem to have run out of things to talk about
@SM
Think so, yeah
UM
so ill go look for more imps to beat up
@SM
I'd better get back to Tarane, yeah
UM
have fun flying
@SM
Have fun dying
UM
hopefully not
* UM has disconnected