Thread 96: Stories 61-69

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OMAKEEEEEEEE
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"No, it isn't. You need to know, you deserve everything you've gotten, and so, so much more."

>Cadence...

"...."

*Cue sexy porn music.*

>O-oh Cadence!

"Now I'm gonna give you what you deserve..."

>OH MYYYYYY~!

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'Honey? Cadence, Sweetie, are you and Forty Two alright in... here....'

[Oh my gosh! Cadence is totally doing things with Forty Two! Sexy things!]

'...Mmmhmmm...'

[Well, you can't stand for this, clearly, you're no cu-]

'Shhhhh, shhh shhh sheee, Eighteen? Hush.'

[...]

'Do not soil the purity of a stallion getting to watch his wife wreck another mare with your filthy, filthy words. You just... you sit back, and let Shiny have this.'

[...Me and you could like, do stuff. What, is she gonna complain?]

'Shhhh, shhh shhh.... this is Shiny's time...'

[...]

'Mmmm... you slap that changeling booty.'

[I'm out of my element.]

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OMAKE!
>AJ
"Discord"
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>...

"...Applejack."

>Discord.

"Doing a little shopping, I take it?"

>Yer'self as well, Ah' should note.

"Oh, yes, well, the cabinet was running a little low, and... you know."

>Uhhh... huh. Didn't know Fluttershy was inta' that.

"She's not, actually!"

>...that raises a lotta questions.

"They're for... for Shining Armor..."

>Oh... OHHHH, oh, uh, ya' don't wanna-

"Quite right, quite right, Pinkie has informed me all about what not to do on that front, and my deepest condolences."

>Meh. Got ta' be cool ta' Chrysalis and then also gotta cool internal monologue, so... thing'sre lookin' up!

"Quite right! Quite right....on thread ninety six... but as I said, this isn't for him. Well, it's for HIM, but not... not for uh... the part next to the tail. The part next to... that part."

>Ah.

"Taking one for the development, Applejack. Want to get some in before thread 100."

>...Ah' understand...

"...So what's the burn medication for?"

>Reference ta' last thread, ya' probably wouldn't get it.

"Fair enough... is he.. filling?"

>...get a few more bottles...

"For the development Discord... for the character development..."

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OMAKE!
During>>24624891
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"I just... I don't get it! I know! Me! I don't get it! Princess of love and I somehow don't get it! Wow, that's a shock, I didn't get it, call the presses because I somehow, didn't see it even when you were freaking out, that's so unlike my capabilities, right!?... I mean, that if anything should prove you're crazy, right? Me! I'm so stupid I can't see it when you're practically waving it in front of my face! All I have to my name is a stupid title that says "Princess of Love", but herp de derp, can't even see it when it's right in front of me and directed at ME! Why me!? Why would you possibly think that of me!? Shiny, okay, he's strong and handsome and so wonderful and he has so much love in his heart and he does that little thing where he cuddles me and nibbles on my ear that makes me feel safe and warm and-getting off topic, ME! What could you possibly want with me!? I'm just.. fine, I'm pretty, but Eighteen can fwoosh prettier! And she's smarter with paperwork too! I don't see you spazzing over her, so... so why me? I'm... I'm not very good... and this just... I can't believe I missed it again... I suck at this job..."

>...Huh.. those are some very good points.

"Wha?"

>Thanks, Cadence! I feel better!

SLAM!

".............my sadness is like a river...................."

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Omoku
>29
"MM"
'???'
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>AHHHHHHH!

"OH FUCK! 29! YOU'RE ON FIRE!"

>AHHHHHHHHHHH

"WHO WOULD DO THIS!?"

BLAM!

THUMP!

"AHHHHH... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

'...stay the fuck away from Luna and dreeeeeeaammmmmsss....'

"AHHHHHHHHHHH-"

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'Welcome to Late Night Pinkie Pie!... and don't fuck with me.'

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Omarky-mark
>Idris
"???"

>Okay, so my eldest has just shored up relations with Mr. Honorable, my youngest is about to make a deal with that fat bastard, and my wife and sister are going to convince the mad scientist to join us. Everything's coming up Gryphonian.

"Hello!"

>...

"I'm Lavan."

>...

"You're quieter than you were before."

>Nope.

"Well not now."

>Nope nope nope.

"Am I too close? It smells like fried chicken in here now."

>NnnnNNNNNOPE!

Shnk!

>Hrgh!

Thunk!

"...unexplained suicide, this pleases me."

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 OMAKE!
>Zephyrious.
"Hilda"
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>...Hrm...

"What is it?"

>Did you notice that those two were like us?

"What?'

>Those two children of the lord, they were a lot like us.

"...nahhhh."

>You don't think?

"Nah, Ciaran is pretty creepy. He's nothing like you."

>...

"...what? It's a compliment!"

>...nevermind.


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Omake
>Spitfire
"Guard"
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>I swear to god one of these days, I'm going to walk in and that bed is just going to be a mass of limbs doing faust knows what.

"And then you'll join in?"

>...........................

"Hey, bitch, you already wrecked my Rainbow Dash/You headcanon something hard already, and I'm not going to be getting that back. I need you getting SOMETHING in SOMEWHERE with a mare involved."

>...what the fuck!?

"I'm actually Discord in disguise."

BLOOP!

>...THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

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Nc
>Lightning Dust
"Discord"
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>You could pair me with Rainbow Dash, mister!

"....pffAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!"

>I-I have a chance! I look really sexy in lingerie!... I mean, she didn't NOTICE, but-

"AHAHAHHAHAHHQAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!"

>SHUT UP!

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