Tetrikitty's House 28/10/16

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This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is about one-quarter full with a black gem chip, a black gem fragment, a black gem shard, a battered tin footbath, two broomsticks, the cured head of Milady D'Winter, two small pale pink amphorae, a large clear bottle, three large opal bottles, a frosted wine bottle, two large black bottles, a large blackberry bottle, a large bronze bottle, many smelly seeds, a Klatchian steel tower shield, an iron chain, a bronze helm, three strings of Mardi Gras beads, a black grflx scale helmet, a moonstone silver brooch, an elegant black fountain pen, a black lacquer writing box, a pair of gold hoop earrings, a cured eldritch cuttlefish left eye, a cured eldritch cuttlefish right eye, a staff with a knob on the end, two large backpacks, a card album, three studded leather wristlets, a pair of alligator loafers, a black M&M clothing box, a calico dress, a plain white cotton blouse, a military cape, a lace bonnet, a demure black silk dress, two carved bone auloi, a fancy thobe, a tight white blouse, a black peasant shirt, a patched smock, a brass pocketwatch, a boat-inna-bottle, a crystal phial, two large green bottles, a crystal egg, a green glass stylus, a tangled mess of practicing rope, four red Wanobean candles, two Heliodeliphilodelphiboschromenos candles, a garden gnome, a fine cambric handkerchief, a shiny brass coin, a small furniture key, a pair of steel-toed leather boots and many handfuls of ground hasheesh.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is about half full with some honey, a Klatchian steel tower shield, a cured human right arm, an elephant left tusk, a banjo, a dried frog pill, a pair of dark sapphire rose nipple rings, a triple knot ring, two moonstone silver pendants, a delicate silver necklace, a magnificent silver ring, a yellow stone ring, a twisting myrtle necklet, a moonstone silver tie pin, a gold ring, a lavender amethyst navel stud, a braided gold ring, a silver locket, two large green bottles, two large red bottles, the cured head of Ilik Tanikalot, an exquisite pearwood case, a staff with a knob on the end, a tokkuri flask, a blackened hipflask, a white plectrum, Flamethrower, a red Wanobean candle, many crystal eggs, a large black clock, a Grflx scale, four jars of muscle oil, a plain grey skirt, a midnight blue musketeer's tabard, a Tacticus Academy tie, a Tacticus Academy blazer, a large jar, a jar of screaming mandrake roots, a basic furniture lock, some fine white ash and many handfuls of very special Klatchian tobacco.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is about one-quarter full with a large turquoise bottle, a roll of red wrapping paper, a large purple bottle, a short scaly robe, a Genuan visa, two brass pocketwatches, a boat-inna-bottle, a schoolmaster key, a battered steel bucket, a practicing rope, an iron ball and chain, many crystal eggs, one pinch of gravel, a piece of grflx hide, a Grflx scale, a laced grflx leather jerkin, a soft grflx leather shirt, a pair of gleaming grflx leather leggings and a pair of sturdy black grflx leather gloves.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is about one-quarter full with a cured human right arm, a black briefcase, a large turquoise bottle, a holy symbol, a golden diorama, four platefuls of pieces of goat jerky, two pint glasses of grand finale, a large clear bottle of grand finale, a teacup, a ruby star necklace, two large yellow bottles, an open imposing black leather-bound book, a cured eldritch cuttlefish heart, the cured head of Cersei Mistblade, two Creator Collector Cards, a red Wanobean candle, two soft leather wrist sheaths, a red sash, a large brown bottle, a jar of muscle oil, many crystal eggs, a hula hoop, a gold nail and a brass pocketwatch.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is almost full with Sarilak, eight troll right arms, seven troll left arms, four cured human left arms, four cured human right arms, a small metal shield, a pink crystal ring, a small snowglobe, a closed orange book, a prayer book, the cured head of Geryon Womblesworth, three toy growlers, a cured Oreo cookie, a small cauldron, a Creator Collector Card, an elegant black fountain pen, a used crate, eight cured dwarf right arms, six cured dwarf left arms, three Grflx scales, two green obbles, a bongo drum, a binder, a padded woolen kaftan, a cured juicy melon, a spider lobster, two pieces of grflx hide, an addict-o-meter, a large brown bottle, a big wooden box, an azure chiton and a light sea green exomis.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is about one-quarter full with a broomstick, an oak barrel, a set of stone giant genitals, a Marzipan dinner knife, a hessian sack, an old staff, an elephant right tusk, two prayer books, a holy symbol, a holy amulet, a potato peeler, a Grflx scale, a darkened makhaira, a Gebra steel dory, a medium-sized bucket, two large red bottles, a large brown bottle, a large green bottle, the cured head of a cow, the cured head of Emily von Schaf, a string of Mardi Gras beads, two battered steel buckets, a crude string bag, a dark red silk thigh scabbard, two Creator Collector Cards, a plain package, four red Wanobean candles, a light lavender and dark slate grey coloured candle, five Heliodeliphilodelphiboschromenos candles, a silvery grey and dark pink coloured candle, a pastel yellow and ruby red coloured candle, a vanilla scented candle, a slate grey and dark blue coloured candle, a rose scented candle, a lavender scented candle, a light bronze and emerald green coloured candle, a Genuan visa, two tokkuri flasks, a hammer, a neat little jeweller's hammer, two Klatchian steel tower shields, two troll right arms, two troll left arms, a cured human right arm and a packet of glitter.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is about half full with a troll right arm, a ruby ring, a set of enamelled hickory prayer beads, a red mineral rock, a red and white striped diamond kite, a wooden tray, a bronze helm, four cured scorpion poison sacs, a 42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate, a shot glass, a pint glass of Quantum Butterfly, a star-headed pilum, an iron pilum, a flat cap, a pink crystal ring, a stone medallion, a pair of iron gauntlets, a bronzed crook, a javelin, a crude string bag, three cured Ilik Tanikalot heads, the cured head of Janeka Mistblade, the cured head of Captain Carrot, the cured head of an origami demon, the cured head of Thuchaz, the cured head of a golden chicken, two cured Tetrikitty the Fluffy heads, the cured head of Sapphyr deParfum, two cured Captain Angua heads, two cured Balrog D'Man heads, two cured guard thief heads, the cured head of a basilisk, the cured head of Westley in Accounting, the cured head of Jeush Viras, the cured head of a silvery purple moon dragon, the cured head of Vyrt, two used crates, A Pathos, A Ethos, A Logos, three old staves, two darkened makhairai, a large blue and sand coloured carpetbag, a blue mineral stone, a Klatchian steel tower shield, nineteen sugar lumps, three rock candies and a dagger scabbard.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Treasure Pile is a large pine coffin.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Treasure Pile is about half full with four large backpacks, the cured head of Arialyn, the cured head of Juppie, two pieces of ice blue and kitten whiskers white marbled writing paper, a silver tankard, a copy of "Craggy and Beautiful", Janeka's Junk, four broomsticks, a sculptured jade brooch, a green obble, a pair of lapis filigree earrings, a compact of blush, a tube of red lipstick, a glass shard, a dull grey baton, a small block of holy incense, two large green bottles, two large brown bottles, an oak barrel, three cured dwarf left arms, three cured dwarf right arms, five cured human right arms, four cured human left arms, two troll left arms, a troll right arm, a Klatchian steel tower shield, a delicate silver necklace, a ruby ring, a set of prayer beads, a fine pale primrose yellow sake jug, a pleasant sake jug, a pair of satsuki shears and a pair of silver hematite earrings.
It is open.

l coffins
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Coffer is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Coffer is about half full with a battered pewter tankard, two honeycombs, two Klatchian steel tower shields, five lockpicks, eleven broomsticks, a small ornamental broom, a holy amulet, a holy symbol, many handfuls of ground sage, two oak barrels, a silver and cerulean amphora, two amphorae, a deluxe lockpick, three red Wanobean candles, a membership pass, a blue linen himation, three large red bottles, an enormous bucket, a lacy black garter, a pale spray bottle, four large green bottles, a Grflx scale, a cured juicy melon, a large blue bottle, a box of "Dark Enchantments", many large handfuls of coffee beans, Hollow Skull, a large yellow bottle, some honey, a hammered breastplate, four used crates, a slim gold chain collar, a small brass key, a personal disorganiser and a hessian sack.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Chest is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Chest is about one-quarter full with eleven honeycombs, a Klein bottle, ten hundred year old eggs, a monocle, three hessian sacks, twelve wooden trays, a darkened stile, a lockpick, a pint glass of Quantum Butterfly, a keyring necklace, a flat cap, a medal of honour, a pitcher, a cured medium watermelon, a cured small watermelon, a huge ball of creamy orange fluff, some honey, five large red bottles, two pieces of firewood, a lump of coal, a large brown bottle, a mortar and pestle, many handfuls of ground yarrow, many handfuls of ground comfrey, an emerald-studded sword belt, many large handfuls of coffee beans, a My Little Binky, three oiled leather sheets, two sheets of steel, a clockwork mechanism, a holy relic and many handfuls of cured bat guano.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Counter is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Counter is about one-quarter full with many lanterns, a pair of black leather gloves, three cured human hearts, five honeycombs, a Grflx scale, a large jar, a small ornamental broom, a tanner's kit, some dried yarrow, a clear blue amphora, a flame red amphora, two large brown bottles, a Klatchian steel tower shield, a mirrored breastplate, a large green bottle, four pieces of firewood, a small compact, a rice cooker, a sapphire-studded sword belt, two large turquoise bottles, a large clear bottle, Majyckal Power, a bright red yo-yo, a tin of dark blue paint, a small canteen, a cup, a pair of dark grflx hide boots, a small felt-covered hammer, a long, thin needle, a sweetie shaker, a fishing net and an extremely large pudding bowl.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Wardrobe is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Wardrobe is about one-quarter full with a no. 11 throwing knife, a no. 8 throwing knife, a knife belt, two medium sized smoked brown bottles, a dull grey baton, sixteen lanterns, a ribboned katana scabbard, an origami paper knife, an origami paper shield, an oak barrel, a large crossbow, a tarnished gold lamp, a square stone, a tin disc, a small brass coin, an assassins' metal box, an oiled suede coat, a keyring necklace, a fake beard, a black silk sash, a ruby-studded sword belt, a thick dark blue waistcoat, a hessian sack, a small brass key, a lamp, many congealed lumps of latex, a Hello Monkey! lunchbox, two large red bottles, a large brown bottle, two large green bottles, a gumbo pot, two amphorae, a used crate, a crested steel helm, a gardening basket, a small crystal, a red rose bouquet, a pair of mirrored sunglasses, a bandage dispenser, a tin of sky blue paint and a mysterious black stone.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Bookshelf is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Bookshelf is about one-quarter full with an oak barrel, a large red bottle, a large brown bottle, a toy mardi-gras float, a dried frog pill, a bonsai wire, a wooden bucket, an origami paper human corpse, an origami paper lit candle, a Klatchian steel tower shield, two big wooden boxes, a hessian sack, a cured demon genitals, an amphora, a black briefcase, a Troll Bridge Pass, an oiled leather sheet, a golden Binky key, a privy key, a silver mirror, a steel graving tool, a tiny stone tablet and an hourglass.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Cabinet is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Cabinet is about one-quarter full with a crystal ball, Giant Cardboard Box, a hexagonal plate, an assassins' metal box, a bronzed hipflask, a blackened hipflask, a big wooden box, a small compact, many cured human hearts, a silver crescent keyring, eight large handfuls of coffee beans, two Milords and Miladies shopping bags, a cured herring, some honey, a plain package, three amphorae, a large green bottle, a speckled frog, a twisted silver key, a chunky iron key and a stick.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Table is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Table is almost empty except for a cured human heart, a silver sunburst nippleshield, a large brown bottle, a cured juicy melon and a mysterious sapphire blue stone.
It is open.
This rather inexpensive coffin is made of pine.  It has a nice floral cotton interior.  This is the kind of box to send your poorer friends or enemies to their rest in.
Coffin Safe is a large pine coffin.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Coffin Safe is about one-quarter full with a green monkey, a dark grey pen case, a personal disorganiser, a golden spearhead necklace, a Klatchian steel tower shield, a small shell pink amphora, a big wooden box, eleven cured human hearts, a large red bottle, a used crate, a large blood red bottle, a teddy bear, a cured bright red apple, Plot Armour, a 42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate, a special stone, two speckled frogs, a polished mahogany stick, a small metal key, a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs, five cups, a camel hair brush, a tin of glittery deep blue paint, a blackened silver mirror, a gilded cuirass, a pair of gilded vambraces, a pair of bronze-plated greaves and a pair of leather sandals.
It is open.

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This oak wardrobe is large enough to hold both winter and summer clothing for an entire family, if necessary.  Its door handles are carved with delicate oak leaves - the mark of the craftsman.  The doors and frame could be painted to suit any decor.
It is in excellent condition.
The large oak wardrobe contains a neat black reticule, a pair of dwarfish goggles, a pair of high quality leather boots, two twilight hair ribbons, four starlight hair ribbons, a cerulean silk belt pack, a pair of hubland bear fur lined earmuffs, a leather armband pouch, a small shoulder pouch, a spiral neck pouch, a pair of black leather gloves, a black silk garter, a pair of amusing earmuffs, a deep plum kimono, a pair of pearl silk high heels, a pair of lightweight white linen trousers, a lacy black garter, a pair of pale pink stockings and suspenders, a close-fitting black leather skirt suit, a demure black skirt suit, a neat grey suit, an amethyst-studded pair of white leather boots and a small brass key.
It is open.
This oak wardrobe is large enough to hold both winter and summer clothing for an entire family, if necessary.  Its door handles are carved with delicate oak leaves - the mark of the craftsman.  The doors and frame could be painted to suit any decor.
It is in excellent condition.
The large oak wardrobe contains a black leather armband, a kinky pair of lavender silk boots, a pair of billowy maroon trousers, a pair of silvery blue thigh-high boots, a black silk waistcoat, a curly golden wig, a blackberry silk robe, a black velvet bag, a pair of frayed trousers, a dark blue coat, a soft leather wrist sheath, a short silver-grey jacket, a pair of fluffy cat ears, a dragon mask, an artificer's leather apron, an alluring scarlet strapless bra, a pair of stupid-looking glasses, a Twenty Tiger Takanochi t-shirt, a Champion Stadium t-shirt, a pointy priest's hat, an old once-white shirt, two pairs of ruby satin panties, a complicated geisha wig, a splendid black tricorn, a summer's night bolero jacket, two lavender Genuan maid uniforms, an incredibly stupid-looking pirate costume, an elegant wild thyme silk waistcoat, a pair of lightweight beige linen trousers, some rags and feathers, three black silk sashes, a pair of grey buckled knee breeches, two cream linen jackets, a green peasant shirt, a pair of black silk trousers, a pair of light cotton trousers, two pairs of lightweight white linen trousers, a pair of grey linen trousers, a pair of cream linen trousers, a grey linen shirt, a woollen cloth, a black silk shirt, two pairs of black leather boots, a pair of close-fitting shadowy grey briefs, a violet wizard's pointy hat, a silver-trimmed grey velvet Regency jacket, a silver sequinned corset, a pair of embroidered gauntlet gloves, two silvery blue wizard's robes, a pair of white leather thigh boots, a gold bolero jacket, a silvery blue organza coat, an elegant grey silk waistcoat, an elegant moonlight silver suspender belt, an alluring pink and black demi-cup bra, a summer's night coat, a short black jacket, a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a small hipflask, a sleek sea blue one-piece swimsuit, a pair of tight high-heeled leather boots, a midnight black cutaway jacket, a tight black silk dress with silver spangles, a demure black silk dress, an undyed hessian gown, an undyed hessian petticoat, an undyed hessian coat, a cobweb cardigan, a collar, a pair of hubland bear fur lined panties, a tall black top hat, a pair of lavender spider silk shorts, a pair of hubland bear fur lined socks, a keyring necklace, a hubland bear stole, a striped tiger tail, a ruby silk robe, a brightly coloured harlequin outfit, a hubland bear fur lined bra, a stuffed teddy, a dark grey saya, a bright red yo-yo and an enormous ball of violet fluff.
It is open.
This oak wardrobe is large enough to hold both winter and summer clothing for an entire family, if necessary.  Its door handles are carved with delicate oak leaves - the mark of the craftsman.  The doors and frame could be painted to suit any decor.
It is in excellent condition.
The large oak wardrobe contains a star lined cloak, a pair of black suede boots, a fine crimson linen outer robe, a white nurse's cap, a silvery blue organza waistcoat, a ruby satin corset, a silvery blue organza corset, a sleek sea blue one-piece swimsuit, an undyed hessian shirt, a Golden Dragon Kung Fu shirt, a demure black skirt suit, a strapless starlight dress, a lacy white summer frock, two knapsacks, a pair of silvery blue knee-high boots, an undyed hessian apron, a white lace garter belt, an elegant white silk waistcoat, knife belt, Keyholder, a hubland bear fur lined gown, two knife belts, an elegant knife belt, a pair of flared black linen trousers, a lavender spider silk corset, a tinfoil hat, a royal blue cat collar, a delicate black towel, a pair of fancy ringmaster's boots, three lacy black garters, a hubland bear fur lined bodice, a durable classy stylish cerulean silk scarf with gold edging, some honey, a Hertmes raspberry pink lizard handbag, a black silk garter, a `Bullseyes' t-shirt, a heavy woolen scholar's gown, a gold ring, a jet black beaded formal gown, a light grey cashmere scarf, a sturdy leather belt with pouches, two woollen cloths, a Djelian yellow towel, a pair of midnight black silk stockings, two cat masks, a pair of fluffy bunny ears, a gossamer silk cloak, a pair of black rubber trousers, a pair of black studded boots, an incredibly stupid-looking chicken costume, an ivory silk camisole, a pretty pink jumper, a wolfskin armband, a black top hat, a dark hooded cloak, an indigo silk robe, a dragon mask, a wizard's pointy hat, a Klatchian ivory top, a pair of white ankle boots, a blood red cloak, a dove grey cravat, a red cotton belt, a ritual belt, a cyan spider silk bodice, a pair of rose high-heeled shoes, a black silk cape, a pair of ritual gauntlets and two black silk ribbons.
It is open.