One day, popular YouTuber and Smogonite PokeaimMD was talking a stroll through the Ubers subforum, smirking at user: Princess Bri's constant need for sexual gratification. As he turned a corner into a dusty alley, known only as "Ubers Premier League", he heard something behind him. He turned around, but it was too late - a rag of chloroform was shoved into his mouth, and not even the strongest jawline could spit it out. Joey blacked out...

He awoke in a chair in a dark, dusty room. "Where... am I...?" he muttered, voice coarse. Suddenly, a sole light flicked on in the centre of the room, which illuminated to reveal a face known to all in Mexico - Edgar. "So, Joey..." Edgar talked only through bites on his taco. "How did you get a blue banner?" Joey smiled, realizing what this was all about. "Well, Edgar..." Joey paused for dramatic effect.

"I did a helluva lot."

~for like the 3rd time in a month, grats :]~