/mlp/ writes a Moondancer green

(With thanks to all who contributed)

>you come early from work to discover your roommate Moondancer in your bedroom, under your sheets, masturbating in your bed.
>While clutching one of your pillows with your high school grad photo taped to it
>With a half finished tub of ice cream next to your bed
>"Oh, Anonymous~ I loooove your spiky hair and steel bead necklace..."
>And wearing one of your boxers
>On her head
>and your old shirt from yesterday
>While moaning about how much better you taste when you're awake
>While chanting kali ma before she cums using the toothbrush that you threw out last week.
>Along with the discarded tissues from your "alone time" next to her face

>there's a changeling sitting on a stool in the corner.
>It's horn is glowing as Moonie is moaning louder and louder.
>It sees you and silently 'shhh's you.
>You obey and sit next to the bugbro and enjoy the show while he enjoys his meal.
>You whisper to the changeling
"So, how long has this been going on?"
>"This session - three hours, in general - a few weeks after you guys moved in" the changeling buzzes back at you, trying not to distract Moondancer

>You leave and come back with popcorn.
>Share with your new bugfriend.
"Do you like hoofball?"
>"Sure. I can get us tickets if you ever wanna go."
"Really?"
>"Duh, I'm a changeling. I can get anywhere I need to go."
"That's so cool."
>Moonie moans harshly and her back starts arching.
>She's calling your name out and begging for 'you' to go deeper.
>"She's almost done. You're going to love this part."
>Moonie's magic grabs a second dildo from her nightstand and it slips under the covers.
>She starts screaming for Spike to fuck her ass harder.
"Wow..."
>"Yeah...she's got a thing for xenos."
"...I'm gonna sneak up and poke her butt."
>"That's not very nice."
"She's been sweating and cumming in my bed for two months."
>"I mean to me. I'm eating."

>"...Uh... UH... UHH!!!"
>Moonie's going to peak any second.

"You're just getting fat and you know it."
>"Fine. Ruin the fun."

>You slowly get up from where you were sitting and hesitantly creep over to your bed
>The changeling eyes you with a mixture of anticipation and impatience
>Moondancer's legs start to shake, as your used toothbrush quickens it's pace across her wet slit
>Even from across the room, you can make out the sign of soaked in stains on your sheets, concrete evidence as to how your sheets always ended up with that wierd crust.
>Her speech has become slurred due in part to her lolling tongue, gasping out your name and Spikes in between moans and screams
>"Uhnon! Shpike! YesyesyesyesyYES!"
>Her eyes are shut tightly as she focuses on her impending release, giving you the perfect cover.
>The changeling quietly buzzes "Seriously, just five more seconds - like an after dinner mint!"
"What?"
>"You know one of those wafer thin ones you always get given at the end of a meal"

>You roll your eyes and turn back to the pony that lay before you, legs splayed wide open, hips bucking to the intensifying rhythm she had set for herself.
>Her strokes become more erratic and rushed, almost with a degree of desperation, as she furrows her brow.
>You kneel down next to the bed and watch her for a few more seconds.
>Her moans have turned to grunts and muttered swears, as a look of concentration appears on her face.
>Is she...?
>You turn back to your bugfriend, who shrugs in response