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- >Learn about fluffy ponies
- >Go to buy one
- >Talks in babytalk and requires near constant attention to live even a day.
- >Fuck that shit.
- I got a dog.
- >Out for a walk.
- >Oh shit. Forgot to put your fluffy in her saferoom.
- >Rush home.
- >Fluffy pony has pooped.... everywhere.
- >Shove fluffy pony's face in it
- "NO! BAD FLUFFY PONY!!"
- >Fluffy pony tries to say "No smeh'ewl pwetty"
- >Fluffy pony drowns in its own shit instead.
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