Schlimazel.user.js

// ==UserScript==
//
// @namespace  Schlimazel
//
// @include http://*.tumblr.com/*
//
// @description A userscript that is literally Hitler
//
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {

    if (window.self !== window.top) {
        console.log ("iframe window");
    } else {

        function textNodesUnder(el){
            var n, a=[], walk=document.createTreeWalker(el,NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,null,false);
            while(n=walk.nextNode()) a.push(n);
            return a;
        }

        window.addEventListener("load", function(e) {

            // for when it'll suffice to replace for "Jew", no second element
            // [/regexp/mgi, ]
            // otherwise the second element is the replacement word.
            // [/regexp/mgi. "replacement"]
            var meinList = [
                [/(straight |white |cishet |cis |privileged )+(man|male|boy)/mgi,],
                [/cishet( white| male| man)*/mgi,],
                [/cishet( scum| men)/mgi, "Jews"],
                [/(straight |cis |cishet |white )+(men|males|people)/mgi, "Jews"],
                [/straightpeople/mgi, "Jews"],
                [/straight (and|or) white/mgi, "Jewish"],
                [/cis het/mgi, ],
                [/\bhets\b/mgi, "Jews"],
                [/\bmale\b/mgi, "Jew"],
                [/\bmen\b/mgi, "Jews"],
                [/mayo/mgi,],
                [/\bmen[’`']s/mgi, " Jews'"],
                [/truscum/mgi, "schwoogies"],
                [/cracker/mgi,],
                [/rapist/mgi,],
                [/\bcis\b/mgi, "Jewish"],
                [/whites/mgi, "Jews"],
                [/white\s*(men|people)/mgi, "Jews"],
                [/patriarchy/mgi, "Sionism"],
                [/sexuality/mgi, "ethnicity"],
                [/gender/mgi, "race"],
                [/sexualities/mgi, "ethnicities"],
                [/misogynist/mgi, "Sionist"],
                [/white supremacy/mgi, "Sionism"],
                [/rape\s?culture/mgi, "Judaism"],
                [/(heteronormativity|masculinity|machism)/mgi, "Judaism"],
                [/rape joke/mgi, "Jewish smirk"],
                [/rape/mgi,],
                [/triggering/mgi, "Jewish"],
                [/trigger/mgi, ],
                [/women/mgi, "Aryans" ],
                [/woman/mgi, "Aryan" ],
                [/reverse racism/mgi, "antisemitism"],
                [/anita sarkeesian/mgi, "Führer"],
                [/feminism/mgi, "nazism"],
                [/(radfem|terf)/mgi, "NSDAP"],
                [/\bwelcome\b/mgi, " Heil"],
                [/sisters/mgi, "Parteimitglieder"],
                [/sister/mgi, "Parteigenosse"],
                [/multiple system/mgi, "Obersturmbannführer"],
                [/headmate/mgi, "Totenkopf"]
            ];

            for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) {
                if (typeof meinList[z][1] == 'undefined') {
                    meinList[z][1] = "Jew";
                }
            }

            for (var z = 0; z < meinList.length; z++) {
                console.log (meinList[z][0], meinList[z][1]);
            }

            var fixed = 0;
            var text_nodes = textNodesUnder(document);

            for(var i = 0; i < text_nodes.length; i++) {

                var text = text_nodes[i].nodeValue;
                if (text.match(/^\s*$/)) {
                    continue;
                }
                for (var rx = 0; rx < meinList.length; rx++) {
                    if (text.match(meinList[rx][0])) {
                        text = text.replace(meinList[rx][0], meinList[rx][1]);
                        fixed = fixed + 1;
                    }
                }
                text_nodes[i].nodeValue = text;

            }

            if (fixed) {
                window.status = "This schlimazel got " + fixed + " shekels kekled!"
            }

        }, false);
    }

})();