[REQUEST] Clever Dick - Anger Issues

Clever Dick:
>flutters gets twilight to cast a spell on him that makes him get hard when he's enraged
>so when she turns up for the fetish attempt, anon is confused at his arousal
>he has to keep his cool while flutters starts annoying him at every turn
>he ends up becoming a zen master and harnessing his inner rage
[spoiler]>Only to lose his shit when Pinkie Pie pesters him at the end of the day.[/spoiler]
Clever Dick: plzwrite
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>Day Flustered in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit shower shave
>Look out the window and see Ponyville in all its equine glory
>Sigh happily and watch as the little town goes about its business
>Nothing is going to get you riled up today. It's just a perfect morning.
>Eat toast and read the morning paper while you think of things to do
>Not much to do, since no one will give you a job.
>Not that you need one. Luna is funding your life. She feels that an alien being should be pleased lest you contact your home world and summon a fleet of angry humans to go to war with Equestria
>You didn't correct her and just rolled with it.
>More money for you.
>Finish eating and stand up, stretching and yawning as you walk over to the front door
>Throw it open and smile
>The sun is warm and you feel mellower than ever
>Twilight will be expecting you, probably. You usually end up seeing her most days.
>With that, you turn and walk in the direction of the library.

>You are Twilight
Fluttershy, I just... What?
>Fluttershy blushes and hides behind her mane
>She's been here all morning, pestering you
>"P-please, Twilight... I love him!"
Yeah, I gathered. But this isn't the way to go about these things, Fluttershy! I'm not doing that to him!"
>She whines
>"But why?"
Because it's not... Normal!
>Fluttershy has been trying to coax you into enchanting Anon. With the most bizarre thing imaginable
>It's an arousal spell. It usually works on ponies, mostly stallions, but you're not so sure about Anon
>It might have side effects.
>"What have you got to lose? You could find out how spells work on him... Or umm... Something."
No means no!

1/?

>Fluttershy whines again, louder this time
>It's incredibly annoying, though you'd never tell her that
Fluttershy. You've been here for... 2 hours. Please. Just leave and let me eat in peace!
>"N-no!"
>Give her a deadpan look
>"I-I'm not leaving until you do as I say!"
>Maintain the face.
>"If that's ok..."
>Sigh
Alright. You win.
>She gasps and hugs you
>Roll your eyes
>"Thank you, Twilight! Oh my goodness, it's just wonderful of you!"
Yeah yeah. Just let me get some food and we can go and find Anon.
>Fluttershy dances on the spot in happiness
>"Ooooh! He'll love me for sure after this!"

>You are Anon
>Knock on Twilight's door
>She opens it, an apple hovering next to her head
>Her eyes widen when she sees you
>"Oh."
Is there a problem?
>"Uhh. N-no. Not at all. Come in!"
>You follow her in, ducking your head under the door
>Twilight walks to the centre of the room, a plate with some sandwiches on it
>She munches on the apple and takes a bite of a sandwich
>Turning back to you, she motions to a seat
>You sit

2/?

Sooo. I didn't think of anything to do today, so I just thought I'd come round. Is that cool with you?
>She swallows her sandwich
>"Sure! I just need to ask you a favour first"
Go on?
>"I just need to test a spell on you. It won't hurt"
>She mutters 'probably' under her breath
>You frown
What sort of spell?
>"Oh, nothing drastic. It's a uhh, emotion spell. I just want to see if I can control emotions. I've had no luck on ponies, so it probably won't work on you"
>She's now giving you a very forced looking smile
>Narrow your eyes
...Alright then. But no funny business, ok? I'm in a good mood this morning.
>She nods slowly
>"I noticed. Just stand over there and- HEEYAH!"
>She jumps onto the table and her horn emits a small shockwave
>It hits you in the chest and you are launched backwards off your chair
>Your heart is aching
>And for some reason, your dick
>You groan and sit up
>Twilight is watching you, a calculating look on her face
>"Well? Did it work?"
How the fuck am I supposed to know?!
>She winces at your tone
>Your smile and optimism: Gone
>You glare at Twilight
>The spell has left a tingling sensation all over your body, causing you to develop a boner
>You growl
>She laughs nervously
>"I uhh. I guess it didn't work. Sorry, Anon. I needed to do it suddenly in order to get the best results..."

3/?

>You storm out of the library and slam the door, leaving with a "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT"
>Fucking unicorns
>Fucking magic
>Fucking... Seriously, what's up with this boner?
>You're wearing jeans. So your boner is nice and hidden between the waistline and your shirt. But it's pulsing the more you think about what Twilight did
>You've never had this reaction to magic before.
>You frown as you walk through town, your rage calming down until you feel relatively normal again
>Strangely, as your anger fades, so does your boner
>You duck down an alley and look down your pants
>Yup. Flaccid as the day you were born.
>Odd.
>You decide that it was a side-effect of that particular spell. And that Twilight is just a pervert.
>Feeling annoyed and betrayed, you decide to head back home
>You unlock the front door and stroll inside, slamming it behind you
>Lie on the sofa, your legs dangling off the edge
>Pick up a book and start reading, getting lost in the world of Daring Do
>Some time passes in silence, the turning of pages and you sniffing the only noises.
>This peaceful moment is ruined by a loud knocking on the door
>You put down the book and stand up, walking over to the door
>Open it and look down
>Fluttershy.

4/?

>She smiles at you
>You glare at her
>She's here for her daily dose of punt, it seems.
>You crack your knuckles and neck, preparing for whatever it is she's about to say
>"Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling?"
Why should I tell you?
>Her ears droop slightly
>"W-well I just wanted to check in! You looked like you were angry when you were walking home-"
You were stalking me?
>"I.. um... I w-was watching from afar? Y-you know if you want me to check your hot dick down an alley, j-just ask."
>She blushes and looks down, playing with a small stone with her hoof
>Your eye twitches
>This fucking horse.
>THIS. FUCKING. HORSE.
>Every single god damn day. She comes here and sours your mood
>You've put up with it for now, but you're on the verge of snapping.
>Fluttershy looks up at you with that shit eating grin
>You should just punch her
>Beat some sense into her
>Just ram your entire hand in there and fist fuck her into submission
>You glare at Fluttershy
>Then realise what you just thought
>Your dick is throbbing, and is harder than it was this morning
>You were just thinking about fucking Fluttershy
>What the hell is wrong with you?
>You take a deep breath and try to calm down

5/?

>Fluttershy stares at you expectantly, her eyes darting between you and your cock
>When she sees you uncurl your fists and relax, she gets a worried look
>"Anon? Don't you want to umm... D-do things to me?"
>You walk past her
No, Fluttershy. I don't.
>Trying to control your thoughts is harder than expected
>And it's playing havoc with your poor dick
>It's alternating between hard and soft over 6 times a minute
>You concentrate on walking and block Fluttershy out of your mind
>She flies after you, desperately trying to get a response out of you
>"Anon? D-do you like it when I do this?"
>She flies in front of your face and shows you her pussy, leaking slightly
>Your dick gets hard and you grit your teeth
>Then remember what's happening and relax, your dick going soft again
>By now you've realised that the spell Twilight hit you with this morning must have worked
>You're not sure why the hell such a thing would exist, but hey. Here you are.

6/?

>Fluttershy whines in your ear
>The noise cuts through you like a knife and you try not to shudder
>Your heart beats faster and the rage builds once more, accompanied with your boner
>Fluttershy then quickly flies down and prods your dick
>"Oh yay! It worked! N-now you have to rut me, Anon!"
The hell I do
>Pick up the pace of your walk and try to block her out
>"B-but you're angry! You're supposed to rut me when you're angry!"
>Your mind is filled with lewd images of Fluttershy bent over various objects, looking back over her shoulder at you.
>You shake your head to try and get rid of them
>Real life Fluttershy isn't helping
>The whole situation is making you shake with anger.
>The audacity of this pony. The fucking NERVE.
>Your brain delivers you a delightful image of Fluttershy riding you. Her mane a mess and her tongue hanging out of her mouth while she screams your name
>THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
>Real Fluttershy is desperately licking your face and breathing in your ear
>You swat her away with a hand
>"Yes! That's right! Are you mad? Anon are you mad? Anon? You mad?"
>Your teeth are being clenched so hard together you could crush tempered steel between them
>She knows how to push all your buttons when it comes to pissing you off

7/?

>You breath deep again, and sit down in the middle of the road, your legs crossed
>You close your eyes and sit in silence
>Fluttershy lands next to you and rubs your dick, which is threatening to burst from strain
>She giggles
>"Oh my... Someone is angry."
>You remember your days back on Earth.
>A very simple lesson you learned in regards to people like Fluttershy
>Don't respond. Don't feed it. Just ignore it.
>Fluttershy licks your cheek
>You slowly breath out through your nose
>You even manage a smile
>Despite all her best efforts and touching, Fluttershy cannot sustain your boner.
>The images leave your mind, and your poor dick goes soft
>She prods it and whines again
>"Why is it soft? Did I do something wrong? Anon? Is umm..."
>She goes silent for a while and you hear her turning on the spot
>She speaks again
>"Are trees your fetish? Is grass your fetish? Are buildings your fetish? Is sunny weather your fetish? Are rocks your fetish?"
>She places both hooves on your shoulders and kisses you on the lips
>You don't move an inch, or even twitch, you just stay silent and motionless
>Fluttershy starts grinding on your lap, her marehood scraping against your crotch
>You keep a small smile the whole time
>She starts stammering, and you can almost hear the tears forming in her eyes
>"B-but... The spell! It was meant t-to..."
>She bursts into tears and you hear a flap of wings, as well as some dust getting kicked up in your face

8/?

>After another minute in silence, you open your eyes
>Fluttershy is gone, and you feel... Calm
>Calmer than you've ever felt
>You stand up and look around
>Hoofprints and damp spots are all around you
>And you don't even care
>You look at everything around you
>You see everything in a new light
>Like everything in the world is connected, a beautiful relationship of mutual existence
>Everything needs everything else to survive
>The ponies tending the flowers to your left
>The apples being eaten to the right
>The clouds above being moved around by pegasi
>Everything is balanced
>Disturbing the balance with negative influence will only interrupt and distort this harmony.
>You smile at this new revelation
>Slowly, you walk through Ponyville, basking in this new sensation of bliss you're feeling.

9/?

>You laugh, a genuine laugh
>You can't help but feel a large smile grow on your face
>Everything is just perfect. And you couldn't possibly be happi-
>At that moment, Pinkie Pie explodes out of a nearby bin and throws a water-balloon at you
>She screams with laughter
>"YOU'RE SO WET, ANON! HAHAHA!
>You unleash a roar so loud and so powerful that nearby objects shudder as the ground itself shakes
>Your dick explodes out of your pants, fuelled by unfathomable fury
>Grab Pinkie Pie by the hair
>Force her to the ground
>Ram your cock into her in the middle of town, screaming incoherent gibberish and obscenities while she moans and laughs at the same time
>This only makes you madder, and even after cumming, your dick refuses to go down.
>Spend the rest of the day in a state of perpetual rage, and also
>Fucking Pinkie Pie

10/10
The End
God dammit, Clever. Leave me alone.