A Day in the Miserable Life of Jack Frost: Maid Madness

1. Intruder
Yukiko is busy making dinner while Nevada is lounging around the kitchen.
N: Haaah I'm sooooo booored!
Y: Hm? You're bored? Why don't you go play with Jack like you usually do?
N: I tried. He said he was too busy and that if I tried to bother him again he'd shove a hot curling iron up where the sun don't shine.
Y: Oh dear... I may have to give him a lecture about threatening his sisters
N: Hehehe *Hoshiko walks into the kitchen with a kikimora who's roughly the same age as her* Hey Hoshi, who's your friend?
H: Her name's Jagoda-chan. Today was her first day of school so Hoshiko said she could come over and play for a while so can she can she can she?
Jagoda: I-I-I-if it's o-o-ok with you ma'am.
Y: Hmmm, I don't see any problem with her staying for a while. Go ahead.
H:Yay! Come on! Hoshiko wants to show you her room!
Ja: O-ok. *Hoshiko pulls the little maid out of the room*
Y: So cute~
N: ...Mom, I think I found a cure for my boredom. *Nevada leaves the room with a smile on her face*
Y: Ok?

2. The Plan
After leaving the kitchen, Nevada finds Lumi and Eira watching Lustful Hearts: A Succubus Love Story in the living room.
N: Hey girls, what cha up to?
L: Watching tv, so shush.
E: Adam has to decide whether he should stay with Eve or elope with her mom Lilith!
L: I still think her that lesser succubus cousin of hers is up to something.
E: Why would she want to meddle in this? She's a lesbian.
L: No, she just kissed a girl. She could be bi.
N: Ok girls, even though this sounds... fascinating, I have something that you might find interesting.
E: And what would that be?
N: Hoshiko brought a kikimora home.
L: Really? Is that all? Why should we care?
N: What if I told you she was really shy and cute. I don't know about you, but I'm rather curious how Jack would react to such a cute, shy little maid.
E: Jack and a mini moe maid? Oh... How c-c-could I serve you, master?
L: W-w-w-w-what would I care if that jackass had a maid fetish?
E: Wah. What are we going to do on the bed, master? :oops:
L: I-I-I-I-I gotta go. I forgot I had something to do.
E: Oh! I also had a thing that I need to do!
*Eira and Lumi rush off to their rooms. Nevada lays on the couch*
N: Hehe That was TOO easy!

3. Yeti Maid
Jack is working on some math homework. Suddenly, Eira enters his room wearing a hastily made... maid uniform. She seems to have made a slight mistake as her breasts are bulging out of her top.
J: Hey Eira. How's it go-HWAT?!?!
E: Hehe Do you like what you see, master?
J: Haha Well, it's uh really *cough* it suits you... So what's the occasion
E: Nothing really, I just thought I should dress appropriately if I wanted to serve my darwing brobro.
J:... Please don't start that again.
E: Ok. So how can I serve you today, master?
J: Well, I am getting a little thirsty. Could you get me something to drink?
E: As you wish. *Eira turns to leave but trips over her own feet and falls to the floor. As she tries to get up, Jack starts to head over to help but stops when he catches a glimpse of her full, bare buttocks*
J:  :shock: Wha-wha-wha-wha -
E: N-no master! Please forgive this silly maid! Don't punish me! Please don't spank me until my ass is beat red and cruelly put your di-
J: Enough! Get out now!
E: Bu-but
J: No more butts! Just go!
E: Ok...*Eira leaves*
J: D-d-damn.

4. Selkie Maid
After Eira got exiled from Jack's room once again, Lumi approaches his room with a glass of soda in her hands. She is also wearing a hand-made... maid uniform. It fits her very well, but she isn't wearing her skins.
L: (Ok Lumi, you can do this. Oh I wish I could make this thing work with my skins. Just take it easy and try not to think too much about... It...) *Lumi enters Jack room* I-I-I-I brought you something t-t-to drink, m-m-master.
J: Oh, thanks Lumi. You look good in that.
L:  :oops: Oh th-th-thanks! Hehehe
J: Did you get some new pads? Those match your body type better than the last pair.
L: ...
J: Well did you need anything?
L:(DON'T SAY DICK! DON'T SAY DICK! DON'T SAY DICK!) Uhhhh, your dick?
J: What? *Jack gets splashed in the face with soda*
L:JACKASS! MANWHORE! PEDOPHILE! MAID FETISH PERVERT! *Lumi runs out of the room*
J: ... What?

5. Mini Moe Maids
After Lumi's rather interesting exit, Hoshiko and Jagoda enter Jacks room.
H: Onii-chan! Wanna play maids with us?
Ja: H-hoshiko! W-w-we d-d-don't "play" maids! Maids are a way of life!
H: Okaaaay! So onii-chan, wanna play?
J: Well, I am just about done here. Sure I can play.
Ja: Y-you don't play maids!
J: Hehe sorry, sorry! So what do you want to do?
H: I'll protect you with my super maid time manipulation and ninja knife throwing powers!
Ja: Maids can't do that!
H: Then how to we play?
Ja: YOU DON'T PLAY MAIDS! I-I-I mean, first you need to find out what he needs.
H: Ok. What do you want onii-chan?
J: Well, I could use a drink.
Ja: Ok Hoshiko, go to the kitchen and get something to drink. If you need help, just ask your mom.
H: OK! Hoshiko runs out of the room*
J: Wow, she's sure full of energy today.
Ja: If only she'd put that energy towards her maid training...
J: Maid training?
Ja: Sh-she wanted to know what it was like to be a maid, so I said I'd show her. I guess I'm a bad teacher...
J: I wouldn't worry about that. She just gets excited when she meets new people. I'm sure if you both keep at it, she'll be a full blown maid in no time. It's inevitable with a cute teacher like you.
Ja: Y-you think I'm cute?
J: Sure. I like to call 'em as I see 'em.
Ja: Oh... :oops: Can I ask you something? Could I call you gospodar?
J:Sure, I guess
Ja: Oh thank you, gospodar!

6. Dropping Eaves
Nevada is standing just outside of Jack's room, wearing an elaborate maid uniform made of ice. She's listening to Jack and Jagoda with an annoyed look on her face.
N: You idiot. Don't you realize that she's asking you to be her master? I didn't realize that you actually had a maid fetish...
H: *Hoshiko pops out of nowhere, carrying a glass of water* Hello onee-chan!
N: AHHH! Wh-what are you doing Hoshiko?
H: Hoshiko is playing maids! Did you want to play too onee-chan?
N: N-n-n-no! Why would you think that?
H: Really? Then why are you wearing that maid costume?
N: Well, I, uhhh...
H: It's so pretty! I bet onii-chan would really like it! C'mon!
N: I can't play maids Hoshiko. I-I-I'm kind of busy. See you later!
H: Boooo Hoshiko wants to play maids with onee-chan too! *Hoshiko grabs Nevada and drags her into Jacks room*
J: Whoa!
Ja: Wh-what? *Nevada starts blushing
H: Hehe Nevada onee-chan wanted to be a maid to! Isn't she pretty onii-chan?
J: Huh? Oh well, uhh... It looks good on you Nevada.
N: R-really?
Ja:  :!: It seems I'm not ready to call you gospodar, Jack.
J: What?
Ja: I'm sorry, but Nevada has shown that I still have a long way to go before I can call someone my gospodar. I-I swear that I'll show you my full potential as a maid Jack!
J: Ok?
Ja: And Nevada, you may have won the battle, but I will win the war. From now on, I will be your rival!
J: Your rival?
Ja: Indeed. Come on Hoshiko, we need to go practise some more! *Jagoda leaves the room with Hoshiko following right behind*
J: What just happened?
N: I honestly don't know.
J:...! Wait a minute! Hoshiko! You forgot to give me my drink! *Jack runs out of his room while Nevada starts laughing*