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- >Day Fluttercorn just doesn’t know when to quit in Equestria.
- >Long redundant day name is accurate.
- >You are Anon the seraphim.
- >You are still stuck in your house.
- >Sure you could go outside, but then you would start the apocalypse.
- >Celestia would buck your sorry self to the sun if you did that.
- >Luna would then kick you back so she could drop the moon on you.
- >Cadance can’t do squat.
- >The rest would just buck you and not with their hooves.
- >Unless they are into that.
- >You shiver slightly and your six wings hug you tightly.
- >You perform the sovereign special S’s spectacular.
- >Sacred shit (you don’t even have excrement), soothing shower (you never sweat or get dirty), and the smooth shave (your facial hair has stop growing all together).
- >Look at yourself, can’t even fulfill the very thing you are in charge of.
- >Everything is fine, just fine.
- >”Anon.”
- “Oh hi Fluttershy, when did you come in?”
- >”You’ve been staring at the mirror for a while now...”
- “I have?”
- >”I knocked on the door, then I helped myself in and I’ve been waiting for you for the past half hour.”
- “Time flies when you are being reflective.”
- >Ha, you made a joke.
- >Laugh damn it!
- >I see you right now and you are not laughing!
- >”Anon, you’re spacing out again.”
- “What? Oh, right you’re here.”
- >”Why don’t we leave the bathroom and get you a nice bowl of cereal. You like cereal remember. A tasty bowl of Fruity Foals, they even taste like foals.”
- “Oh that would be lovely, expect that I can’t eat food because it disintegrates the moment I put it into my mouth. Something about being made of divine fire just makes things turn to ash before me.”
- >Your laugh is hearty and not at all forced.
- >Everything is fine, just fine.
- >”Oh well, um, I have some fetishes I want to share with you.”
- >You look down at her, you are not amused.
- “Really, I would have never guessed.”
- >She takes out a pair of socks.
- “Fluttershy we’ve done socks before. In fact that is the same pair.”
- >”Oh I know. I also know that I got your fetish right before. You just lied about it, which by the way is very rude mister.”
- >She struggles with the socks until she finally forces the pair over her legs.
- >They rip.
- >Fat flank Fluttercorn fails forever.
- >”I’m not fat, just a little bigger than before.”
- >Whoops did you say that out loud?
- >”Unless you like it bigger...or maybe you liked it smaller.”
- “I wasn’t interested then and I’m not interested now.”
- >She’s waving her flank in the air like she just doesn’t care.
- >”How about the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?”
- “We can’t even have children so it would be a lie.”
- >”Our love would overcome that.”
- “Even if that did somehow happen we would end up with a centaur abomination.”
- >”What’s a centaur, and is it cute?”
- “Think Iron Will, but a lot meaner.”
- >”Our love would keep her in line.”
- “You can’t even keep a rabbit in line.”
- >”Speaking of bunnies.”
- >Fluttershy dons a bunny suit.
- >You wish it was the Playboy kind.
- >”Are furies your fetish?”
- >Everything is fine, just fine.
- >”You said that twice now.”
- >Huh, you didn’t notice.
- “Well you shared your guesses with me, I’ll see you later.”
- >”Oh, I’m not going anywhere. Since you aren’t going anywhere today I have a full list of fetishes to try again.”
- “Don’t you have a beaver to go message?”
- >Hint, hint Rainbowcorn.
- >”No, she just doesn’t care about that right now.”
- “Ok am I actually saying these things out loud and not realizing it or are you reading my mind.”
- >”Well when two ponies love each other so much they can sometimes understand each other without saying a word.”
- >You stare at her incredulously.
- >”Guess my thoughts Anon!”
- >You reach out and touch her wing.
- “You’re thinking oh my gosh my wing is on fire help help.”
- >Fluttershy looks at your finger touching her wing.
- >A whole lot of nothing is happening.
- >Everything is fine, just fine.
- >”Oh Anon I knew you wouldn’t burn me.”
- “That should have worked. I mean you have a rather perverse mind.”
- >Fluttershy huffs at you.
- >”My love is pure and untainted.”
- “Imagine me without my robes.”
- >Wha—AAHHH!”
- >There we go; one hot wing to go please.
- >She quickly bats the flames away leaving behind a few blackened feathers.
- >”Well somep0ny is in a bad mood.”
- >She is staring at your wings with a concerned look on her face.
- “Fluttershy this is not going to work out, I’ve told you I’m a human and you’re a pony.”
- >”Well you’re not a human anymore. So it should be ok.”
- >You’re not a human anymore.
- >You wouldn’t even be able to talk to another human without killing them with your presence.
- >Is this your life now?
- >Fluttershy opens her wings wide and wraps you in a tight hug.
- >”Would it make you feel better if you sang a song?”
- “...Yes.”
- >Ever since becoming a feathered freak you had an urge to sing a lot.
- >You didn’t sing before in your life but for some reason it is soothing to sing.
- >Helps that you have the best blessed voice this side of eternity.
- >It came part of the divinity care package.
- >If only you weren’t trapped in this house.
- >Everything will be fine, just fine...
- >You are Princess Rarity, wielder of Generosity and Clairvoyance.
- >Also the owner of a rather lovely diamond castle.
- >You grew it out of the ground just yesterday.
- >Cadance can keep her crystal empire.
- >You’ve made a new ritual to your morning routines.
- >You visit Anon’s house around the time he starts to sing.
- >Oh that voice makes you shiver.
- >He’s like a bird trapped in a cage.
- >And like a good pet you make him dependent on you alone.
- >He will only see you and your friends.
- >Anon will writhe and squirm like a jail bird.
- >Desperation will set in and he will surrender.
- >He will come to adore you and run those marvelous appendages through your coat.
- >It’s for his own good.
- >Here comes the crescendo.
- “Such a lovely song bird.”
- >Wonder if you should clip his wings before he hurts himself.
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