Stammers
sure man but you gotts kiss andy the man over there if i do it
Terese_Benevolio
Andy's liquid crawls out of her cup and runs away
* GG[DM] asks for another drink.
Stammers
heh
there
Kai
"Can I get a drink that doesn't make me spit it out?"
Stammers
now go kiss yoursself
you ssaodi
fook
Iinito
WhAt thE fUck Is gOing On hEre.
* Thom asks for another drink.
* Stammers collapses on bar
* Andy squalls and throws cup
Jonah
"Everything"
Andy
Squeals*
Jonah
"Everything is going on here"
* Stammers wakes up to the sound of screaming
Stammers
WRTF
* Thresh puts her head down on the bar. "You're all noisy fucks."
Stammers
oh
its cool
nice to meet you
Iinito
JEgus nOt thIs mEss Again.
Stammers
names stamamamers
→ Flelst has joined
Terese_Benevolio
Thom recieves some more tea
* Jonah is temporarily deaf
Andy
THAT THING WAS ALIVE
Stammers
Hey flelst
* Thom downs the tea in one go.
Kaltes
VVhat?
Stammers
you some sort of
Andy
I'm GOING TO SQUASH IT
Stammers
sexxy alien?
im cool
thats cool
im downwn
* Stammers stammers says half drunk
Terese_Benevolio
GG recieves some more opague white liquid
Flelst
What the fuck did you just say to me
Stammers
Your a good looking chick
I .....
am
dimre thot
* Terese_Benevolio giggles
Flelst
I will fucking hurt you
* Andy flails about looking for fuzzy brown not tea
* GG[DM] excitedly drinks the tea
* Thresh sits up when Flelst's name is called. "Get off my moore aili..." She tells Stammers.
* Kaltes downs her drink
Stammers
Im just bein
Thom
Looks likes drunks are arguing.....at a bar. Who would have guessed it? Not me. Bars are certainly not where drunk people fight.
Stammers
a strait up gouy
Terese_Benevolio
GG and Kaltes both immediately feel an urge for blackrom with Flelst
Cuside
listen, there's no nee--D for suCh unCivility. it's unbeCominG
→ SD has joined
Stammers
Yo its my main women
shes back
yay
SD
<am i still having diarrhea>
Flelst
FUCK
Terese_Benevolio
<no>
Flelst
More trolls
Kai
"So, can I get a drink now?"
SD
<nop still in bathroom>
Flelst
Why are there so many of you?
Stammers
oh waiit
thts just the alien
nvrmoind
Flelst
I thought I was UNIQUE
SD
<brb eating still>
* Jonah is casually hanging back on the bar, waiting for a drink.
Stammers
you are aby ;)
Terese_Benevolio
Kai recieves a pink watery liquid
Thom
Barkeep, for the sake of being hypocritical, would you have anything...different than this tea? At the very least if it was alcohol it might make me be able to ignore all this shit.
* Kai drinks
Terese_Benevolio
Jonah recieves something green
* GG[DM] looks at Flelst angrily
Stammers
LOOK
Terese_Benevolio
Kai's drink tastes salty and fishy
Kaltes
*hic*
Stammers
can we all agroi
* Jonah looks doubtfully at the green thing, then drinks it
Terese_Benevolio
Kai is filled with an incredible desire for fish puns
* Flelst is pissed that she had to leave the strife
Andy
There are time travelers here, no one is unique
Stammers
that I om a soecual beaost
Terese_Benevolio
Jonah drinks some of his battery acid
Kai
"Ugh, do you just have water?"
Flelst
Time travelers? what the fuck are you talking about
* Stammers collapses on the bar once again
Kai
(Did I just drink feferi's blood or something?)
* Terese_Benevolio asks for a drink
Andy
I talked to a dude from before there were years
* Flelst does the same
* Jonah spits out the acidic goop
Thom
Surely, Andy, it's the opposite. If we're time travelers, we couldn't be more unique.
GG[DM]
[blackrom intensifies]
* Terese_Benevolio recieves a cup containing a single sugar oukk
Terese_Benevolio
*pill
Flelst
Before there were years?
You what
* Jonah throws the acid at a wall
Thom
Barkeep, can I have a drink over here?
* Stammers wakes up as if nothing had ever happened
Stammers
And bam
wtf
who the fuck are the grey dude
s
and the smokin hot grey chick
Kai
"Can I just have some water?"
Stammers
idfk
anyway
Terese_Benevolio
Flelst recieves a silvery mirrory potion
Flelst
SAY THAT AGAIN
FUCKER
I WILL END YOU
Terese_Benevolio
"I'm afraid not sir"
* GG[DM] pounces on Flelst and engages in a very lively hug, not knowing any other form of romance.
Stammers
What why?
Im complimenting you
Flelst
Oh shit!
Andy
Yes some one else is fed up with his shit
* Flelst is tackle
Kaltes
I could ask VVh@ VVas VVith all the flimsy-skinned redbloods but you don't see me being rude about race
Terese_Benevolio
<This chaos is so lovely>
Flelst
Get the hell off me!? What is this?
* GG[DM] is angry, scared, and confused
* Jonah steadily regains hearing
* Thresh chuckles at Kaltes
@Zion[DM]
Some people appear to be fed up, as they are killing guards.
* Stammers kicks GG[DM] off Flelst
* Andy looks down at gg and flelst
Stammers
yo man
no cool
Terese_Benevolio
<Kaltes, you are currently feeling intense blackrom feelings for Flelst as well>
Stammers
i know im like
the centre
of the fucking earth
GG[DM]
"I don't know why but I want to huggg you!" "But I hate you!"
Terese_Benevolio
<Anybodt waiting on drinks?>
Stammers
but no need to launch yourself at her
Flelst
This isn't my SHIP!
Jonah
"What the fuck is going on in this joint"
Flelst
I DONT LIKE THIS BAD TOUCH
Kai
(kais been asking for water to satisfy his fish puns)
Thom
Shit, he can't hear me over all this racket. WOULD YOU DUMB-ASSES PLEASE STOP KILLING EACH OTHER FOR ONE BLOODY SECOND SO I CAN GET A DRINK OVER HERE AND NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP?
* Flelst struggles
* Thresh raises her hand to the bartender. < Terese_Benevolio > "Another one please!"
Flelst
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
Flelst rolled 1d20+3 23
Stammers
Flelst just fucking punch him
Flelst
GG goes flying
* Kaltes approaches GG and punches whoever that is in the face.
Stammers
Yea!
Terese_Benevolio
"I'm afraid we have no water Sir"
Stammers
right in the fucking face
Thresh
Why are people murdering the people serving us anyhow
Stammers
nice going alien lady
Kai
"..."
Stammers
whats your name?
* GG[DM] cries a little
Kaltes
Me?
Andy
Because everyone in here is a racing looney
Stammers
All the alien ladies
idfc
Andy
Raving*
Terese_Benevolio
thresh recieves a cup of yellow, piss-like liquid
* Thresh chuckles at Andy. Shes drunk enough to laugh at anything
Stammers
this isn't real anyway
Flelst
YOU GET ONE TOO ASS
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
Flelst rolled 1d20+3 21
Kaltes
Kaltes. (to GG) you should back off.
* Thresh smells her drink before she wants to taste it. < Terese_Benevolio >
Thom
Barkeep......could I please have a drink over here, before I cut a hole in someone's sphincter?
* Flelst knocks stammers the fuck out
Stammers
Wha-
Terese_Benevolio
<It smalls like piss>
* Stammers slumps to ground
Andy
I like you, alien chick
* Kai thanks Flelst
* Cuside just sits at the bar pretending like this isn't hella chaos going on around him
Terese_Benevolio
Thom recieves a cup of greenish slop
* Thresh definately does not want to taste it. She tips it over the bartender's side of the counter.
* GG[DM] walks over to the end of the bar, profusely embarrassed, and confused
Flelst
I like me too.
Thresh
Hey
bartender
* Flelst calms down.
Thresh
asshole
how about you get me a DRINK
Thom
At least it's fucking better than no bloody drink.
* Stammers gets back up suddenly
Stammers
WTF
Terese_Benevolio
"Was your drink not satisfactory"
Stammers
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
* Thom down's the green slop in one go.
* Kaltes is an rabbit alien chick, you gotta be a bit more descriptive
Stammers
THE BARTNDER
IS NOT
AN ASSHOLE
HE IS
Andy
PUNCH HIM AGAIN
* Flelst settles down and takes a gander at this silver drink
Stammers
THE FUCKING LIFES BLOOD
Kai
"Again."
Stammers
(im shouting at Thresh)
Terese_Benevolio
Tom takes a large gulp of his battery acid
* Kaltes casually knocks Flelst's drink over
Kaltes
oops
Stammers
GIVE HIM A BIT OF RESPECT
* Stammers grabs drink before it hits ground
Flelst
FLELST: START BAR FIGHT
* Kai kicks stammers in the back of the knee
* Stammers proceeds to drink drink
Flelst
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
Flelst rolled 1d20+3 5
* Stammers wioooooooa
Jonah
"Bartender, can you give me something that isn't instantaneously lethal?"
Thom
SHIT. THE IMP WAITER GUY SAID THERE WAS NOTHING LETHAL IN THIS PLACE.
* Kai hides behind the nearest person
Flelst
Instead of actually hitting kaltes, you just kinda fall over her
Terese_Benevolio
Stammers, You are convinced that Flest is attempted to steal your identity
Stammers
Yo alien chick
i know its great
* Thom begins throwing up on the floor around his seat.
Stammers
being me
but you cant
Terese_Benevolio
thresh, the barkeep hands you a cup of blood
Stammers
im sorry
you can have a piece of me
if you want ;)
Jonah
"What the fuck have you been drinking?"
Terese_Benevolio
Jonah recieves a cup full of salt
* Stammers hands Flelst back her drink
Kaltes
Haha VVhoa, babe, VVrong qvadrant
* Terese_Benevolio drinks her sugar pill
Stammers
Look I know im great
Kai
"Sigh, I guess I'll try to order something one more time"
* GG[DM] makes sure she is far away from everyone, and asks for a tea. She's really embarrassed.
* Flelst kinda just gives up
* Kaltes knees Flelst and rolls her off of her
Stammers
but you have to come up with your own identity
Andy
I'm going to shoot you in the face if you don't shut up
Stammers
Whoa
wtf
dont hit me alien chick
Terese_Benevolio
GG recieves some generic lemon tea
* Jonah gets temporarily possessed
* Thresh smells her drink before she tosses it over the side again like before. "DRINK ME, BARKEEP." She's annoyed and totally drunk
Terese_Benevolio
Kai recieves a bubbling red liquid
ⓘ Jonah is now known as Jonah_Daybone
* Stammers punches Kaltes in the back of the head
* Stammers roll 1d20
Stammers
roll 1d20
`DICE
Stammers rolled 1d20 15
* Flelst eventually gets up and repunches stammers
Flelst
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
Flelst rolled 1d20+3 7
Stammers
look mini me
Jonah_Daybone
Bartender, give me your finest tequilla and a slice of lemon please
Stammers
its cool
that your trying
Flelst
Or attempts to, and fails.
Stammers
to beat me up
Terese_Benevolio
Thresh recieves a opaque white liquid
Stammers
but you cant
cause you know
deep down
Jonah_Daybone
I'm feeling quite
* Thresh hums and smells the liquid.
Stammers
your in love with me
* Thom staggers back onto his seat, sputtering out "B....b...barkeep. Please do you ha..have some sor..t of alkaline or something that'll stop this shit from disintegrating my insides.."
→ Faerzen has joined
* Stammers attempts to charm Faerzen
Stammers
* Flelst
Flelst
No! I will never love you!
Jonah_Daybone
suicidal B)
Stammers
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Stammers rolled 1d20+2 7
Flelst
I refuse to even give you the time of day!!!
Terese_Benevolio
Jonah is handed a gray liquid with a wedge of lemon
Stammers
ehh it was worth a try
* Stammers sits back down and waits for sd 's return
Kai
Can I roll to wrap my bike chain around Stammers' stool then pull it?
Flelst
Hey hot stripper lady!
Save me
Jonah_Daybone
Oh well, guess this will have to do
* GG[DM] drinks the tea slowly and politely. She looks away and slumps in her seat.
* Terese_Benevolio ignores Flelst
Kaltes
stop blathering about your pitiful human loVe, all right? you knoVV nothing of spirits, trolls, or their qvadrants.
Andy
I'll help
* Thresh drinks her strange liquid slowly. < Terese_Benevolio >
* Jonah_Daybone proceeds to snort his cup of salt, down the gray liquid and squirt lemon in his eyes.
* Terese_Benevolio calls out "Hello there... Miss" seeing Faerzen in his dress
Thresh
I'm an expert on troll romance, i'll have you know.
* Flelst asks for another drink, cause the silver one went away... Or did it?
Kaltes
Not yov.
* Faerzen still stands by the door, amused by all the comotion
Terese_Benevolio
Thresh begins to feel feelings of intense blackrom for Jonah
* Stammers sees the bar is getting crowded
Kai
Kai drinks his bubbling red liquid hesitantly
Stammers
HEY bar guy
do me a favour
when sd returns
* Jonah_Daybone is unpossessed as soon as his lemon hits his eyes
ⓘ Jonah_Daybone is now known as Jonah
Stammers
tell her to go over to table 2
Terese_Benevolio
Kai's gender and both swap to female
Stammers
ill be there with some drinks
* Faerzen walks up to the bar carrying a massive and dusty book, plopping it down on the counter before opening it to read
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Jonah
AH FUCK
Stammers
okay man?
thanks
you beast
Kai
"Screw this."
→ GG[DM] has joined
* Stammers tips bartender and leaves
* Kai walk
← Stammers has left
Thom
Barkeep, can you get me some milk or something to stop the internal dissolving of my liver?
* Thresh points at Jonah_Daybone "And YOU. Fuck face.. Why aren't you challenging me? C'mon. I bet i can kick your ass at anything." She slurs
Kai
Kai orders another drink and takes it back to table 4
Terese_Benevolio
Thom recieves a single sugar pll in his glass
* GG[DM] orders a drink.
Jonah
"Who said that, where the fuck is everyone, why do my eyes burn?"
Andy
It's obviously a bad idea but I'm curious so give me another
Terese_Benevolio
Kai recieves a potion that belches small puffs of smoke and flame
Jonah
"Why does my nose hurt?"
Thom
This...looks like it might actually be helpful. Thanks barkeep!
Andy
You just went crazy, nothing unusual man
* Thom swallows the sugar pill
Terese_Benevolio
GG recieves a cup of Chai
Kai
Female!Kai drinks
* Kaltes kind of zones out temporarily
Terese_Benevolio
Suddenly the cup she is holding freezes
and the chair she is in
and the table she is lying her hand on
* Flelst takes a nap
Jonah
"What is my life?"
Kai
"Screw this stuff."
Terese_Benevolio
Zion can you pastebin this?
* Flelst leaves
Terese_Benevolio
Zion[DM]
Can you pastebin this?
* GG[DM] leaves the cup there and leaves the room
Terese_Benevolio
<anybody waiting on drinks?>
* Thresh pokes and prods at Jonah. "Stop being such a wimp.|
@Zion[DM]
<yes, unless I DC>
Andy
(Me)
* Thom lies back in his chair, swallowing the sugar pill.
SD
<ok back,am i dead with the laxaties terese?>
Terese_Benevolio
<Nah>
<You are fine>
SD
<did it stop?>
* Jonah shakes off the blindness and looks angrily at Thresh
Terese_Benevolio
<yes, stammers is waiting at table 2>
Jonah
"What the fuck do you want?"
Terese_Benevolio
Andy recieves a cup of Earl Grey
SD
<can u link table 2?>
* SD come backs after some time
Kai
#Tea_Party2
Andy
Oh hey real tea
SD
"Why was there even laxatives there??"
Kai
nop
not that
SD
"Holy crap"
Kai
teaparty_table2
* Andy tries tea for the first time
SD
#teaparty_table2
Terese_Benevolio
<taste like Earl Grey>
SD
"Barkeep what the heck???"
Terese_Benevolio
"what?"
Thom
Yo barkeep, can I have a drink here, sugar is pretty parching.
Terese_Benevolio
"the potion was clearly explained on the lable"
SD
"I DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS"
"holy crap"
Terese_Benevolio
Thom receives a cup of Roibos Tea
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@Zion[DM]
An imp waiter, unaware of the chaos, comes and fetches two drinks.
* Thresh grumbles. "I want you to recripricate your feelings. Why don't you just hate something? Anything!"
* Thom figures what the hell, and drinks the tea.
→ GG[DM] has joined
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Terese_Benevolio
Thoms tea is completely normal tea
* Jonah equips brass knuckles and socks Thresh in the face
SD
Katies sighs.
* Thresh stumbles back and falls on her ass. She seems to lay there for a few moments.
Thom
Aight, I may as well socialise at a table.
Thresh
wow
what asshole hits a lady
SD
"Hey you ok?"
← Thom has left
* SD gives her hand to Thresh
SD
"No?"
→ Faerzen has joined
SD
"Alright"
Terese_Benevolio
"So, uh... Miss"
Kaltes
*unzones out* VVha--- *shakes head* VVho's still here?
Terese_Benevolio
Terese says looking at Faerzen
* Faerzen looks up from cup of chai and book
Faerzen
Yes?
Terese_Benevolio
"Good book?"
Faerzen
Oh! I suppose I should introduce myself!
* Faerzen extends hand
Faerzen
My name is Faerzen!
* Terese_Benevolio grabs and shakes it
Andy
Great most of us are getting along
Faerzen
And.... you are?
Terese_Benevolio
"I am Terese!"
SD
"Whatever"
* SD goes to table 2
← SD has left
Faerzen
"Oh! ...... nice name."
Terese_Benevolio
"Thanks!"
Faerzen
"Yes, I dare say it is quite the engrossing book! The only existing works I can compare it to would be choose your own adventure books."
"It really is quite long...."
Terese_Benevolio
"Fascinating!"
* Terese_Benevolio leans over bar to look at the pages
Faerzen
"Is there anyone else here you believe I should meet? I was a little distracted by a dream I was having and missed most of the people here."
* Faerzen closes book suddenly
* Terese_Benevolio looks up startled
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Faerzen
"Oh, you can't spoil it!"
Jonah
"Faerzen, is that you?"
Terese_Benevolio
"I.. don't believe so"
@Zion[DM]
----------------pastebin check-------------------- after * Terese_Benevolio leans over bar to look at the pages
* Faerzen turns to Jonah
* Thresh takes SD's hand if it was still offered
Thresh
(ffs..)
Faerzen
"Ummm, yes, last I checked?"
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Faerzen
"Do I know you?"
* Thresh gets up because SDs a bitch and walked off.
Jonah
I'm Jonah, nice to meet you
* Faerzen extends hand
Faerzen
"Likewise!"
* Jonah shakes hand
Faerzen
"How did you know my name already? Has my terrible reputation preceded me that far?"
* Terese_Benevolio pours herself a drink
* Faerzen sips chai
Jonah
Well, I know you from Esperchum
I'm submarineEmissary btw
Faerzen
Oh!
* Terese_Benevolio sips fine wine
Faerzen
I remember that! That seems like that was so long ago now....
Jonah
Yeah, where did time go
Terese_Benevolio
"excuse me a minute"
Faerzen
I presume you have been stuck playing this twisted game like me as well?
* Terese_Benevolio walks over to front of room
Jonah
Yup
* Thresh flips off everyone and goes to see what Flelst is up to
* Faerzen turns to look at Terese as she walks off
Faerzen
What sorts of wild fantasies have you encountered thus far?
I hope none are too terrible.
Jonah
"Not much actually, just an imp office, and a land full of calendar stuff"
Faerzen
"Calendars?"
Jonah
"Yes, calendars
"No idea why, just..."
"The floor is calendars"
Faerzen
((did i get it right here? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18tFZqoDFf1jItJ6zIecLsSUCsWuZhqg5z5DTb-IQwIQ/edit#gid=0))
((trying to compile the lands so someone can make a pixel art thing for C1 like the sidebar one for C2))
Jonah
((Yup))
→ Thom has joined
Faerzen
"It does seem every land in this game is quite unique!"
Jonah
"What's your land like then?"
* Faerzen gestures hand in front of face for a couple seconds, pinching and dragging
* Faerzen projects a hologram from her glasses
Faerzen
"I believe it is called the Land of Wicks and Bulbs?"
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Jonah
Huh
Faerzen
"It is entirely covered by this cloud of darkness, save for the many thin rocky spires jutting out of the blackness"
Andy
I've got narwhals in mine. No idea why
Jonah
"Oh hey, who are you?"
Faerzen
"The candles and bulbs atop the spires and floating in the sky are gorgeous, but alas to no penetrate the unending darkness far below"
* Faerzen turns to Andy extending hand
Faerzen
"Hello!"
Terese_Benevolio
<Faerzen looks like a guy wearing a dress btw>
Andy
I'm Andy and I'm just a touch drunk
* Kaltes seems to un-zone out and orders another drink
Faerzen
"My name is Faerzen. Pleasure to meet you, Andy."
"Now that you mention it, that might not be such a bad idea."
"Barkeep, would you be so kind as to bring me a gin and tonic to accompany this delicious chai?"
* Andy nods, looking at him oddly before just shrugging
→ GG[DM] has joined
Faerzen
"Oh, are you confused by my attire?"
* Faerzen glances to Jonah too
Jonah
"Barkeep, I'll have some cola and vodka if you have some"
Terese_Benevolio
Faerzen recieves a cup of something that looks like water from an imp
Faerzen
"I'm afraid I am just as confused as you are."
Andy
Well, your a dude in a dress. But whatever floats your boat
* Jonah stares intently at Faerzens butt
Terese_Benevolio
Jonah receives a cup of Tea
Faerzen
"This game believes me to be a girl for some reason, so my dream self is female and all of the clothing I alchemize is designed for girls."
Jonah
((lol))
Andy
And that other dude is really into your ass
Jonah
"What, nooo"
* Faerzen raises eyebrows and swivels on stool
Faerzen
"Oh, really?"
* Jonah takes tea, blushes a purple, and drinks tea awkwardly
* Faerzen smirks
Terese_Benevolio
<tea is Oolong tea>
* Andy snickers
Faerzen
"I wouldn't worry about it. You're not the first and you probably won't be the last."
* Faerzen sips gin and tonic
Andy
It's not a bad butt
Jonah
This game is weird
Faerzen
That it is.
Terese_Benevolio
<Andy still got a drink?>
* Faerzen slowly turns to face the massive dusty tome on the counter in front of him
Faerzen
Take this, for example.
* Jonah looks at the book
Andy
(She hasn't bothered to order another)
Faerzen
I got it from an alternate version of myself before she died.
Jonah
"What is it?
Wha- how does that even work?
Faerzen
"And I cannot captchalogue it nor allocate it to my specibus"
"So I am forced to carry the massive tome around with me wherever I go"
Andy
That is. Pretty fucking creepy
Faerzen
"Why? Who knows! Because 'this game is weird'. "
Andy
I just have a talking squirrel
But I think he's from Earth
Faerzen
"Oh believe me, if you want 'pretty fucking creepy', just take a stroll around inside the darkness on my land."
* Faerzen points to hologram of the Land of Wicks and Bulbs
Andy
How about no
Faerzen
"Or, as a matter of fact, likely anywhere in Nick's land."
* Kaltes butts into conversation
Andy
Who?
Kaltes
looks just as nice as my land
Faerzen
Nick. He is the person I was connected to when I started playing the game.
Jonah
"Who are you?"
* Faerzen turns to Kaltes
Faerzen
"Someone else has a pleasant-looking land? I never would have believed it!"
* Faerzen extends hand
Faerzen
"My name is Faerzen! Uhhh...... please excuse the dress. I am still unsure why I am wearing it at the present."
Kaltes
kaltes cenzon. and it's been really beautiful, but also, really gloomy too.
*shakes hand*
Terese_Benevolio
Kaltez gets shocked by the Dressery
Roll 1d2 damage
`DICE
Terese_Benevolio rolled 1d2 damage [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
Kaltes
<Troll, jadeblood, female, Lepus sign. You?>
Faerzen
"I daresay that sounds familiar. :("
"SHIT! I forgot about that! Sorry!"
* Andy laughs, putting her head down
Faerzen
<Human, male, blond hair, from norway, wearing a dress covered in electronics that spark>
→ Rukshu has joined
Jonah
(Troll, Royalblood, male, singular stripe sign)
Andy
I want a dress like that
* Rukshu Rushes back into the party and sits down on a stool by the bar
Kaltes
Dress? VVhat are yov talking about? yovr sleeVeless kimono?
i think it's cvte.
Andy
(Human, girl, dressed normal besides am archers glove on one hand)
Rukshu
:O Kaltes?
Terese_Benevolio
<It has sleeves>
Rukshu
Its been ages since I saw you!
* `DICE walks into the bar, dice in hand
Kaltes
(Un-sleeveless then)
Jonah
You know him?
Rukshu
'Dice, that sounds like a bad joke setup.
`DICE
just roll with it
Jonah
It's quite... Dicey
`DICE
ha ha ha
Rukshu
Fuck you :P
Kaltes
*eyes widen* Rukshu? *smiles*
Rukshu
Where have you been? I thought you died!
Andy
This is heart warming
Jonah
"This tea is good. ANOTHER!"
Andy
Bartender, do you have anymore alcohol
I want one
* Jonah slams down cup with gentle force
Terese_Benevolio
Jonah recieves a cup of concentrated blue viscous liquid
Jonah
"Errr..."
Terese_Benevolio
Andy is pushed a cup of clear liquid
* Jonah pours drop of liquid on bar to test for acidity
Kaltes
i don't really knoVV, to be honest
Faerzen
"What in Jurgen's name is that, Jonah???"
* Andy sniffs her drink experimentally
Terese_Benevolio
The liquid flies out of the cup and pours itself over yout Head Jonat
*jonah
Jonah
"BLAAGGH"
Terese_Benevolio
<Andy, tell me when you touch the cup>
Rukshu
I'm guess you survived the same way I did then
Terese_Benevolio
It has no smelll
Rukshu
Although, I am not entirely sure how I survived in the first place...
Faerzen
"Did we all play this blasted game? Is that what is occurring here?"
Rukshu
In fact, I am fairly sure I died at one point
* Andy finally picks it up
Kaltes
mvst be. i'Ve been in some VVeird land of snapshots and knobs or something, bvt same here
Jonah
"Seems like it"
Andy
I think so
Terese_Benevolio
Andy immediately becomes completely shit-faced drunk
as soon as she touches the glass
* Andy lurches before just putting her head down
Rukshu
I ended up in the land of arms and keys
Jonah
"It's like this game has sadistic tendencies, and we're supposed to be their masochistic bitches"
Faerzen
"...."
Jonah
"Err..."
Rukshu
My land has been pretty nice so far
Faerzen
"That is PRECISELY my feelings on this terribly game"
Andy
I didn even drink iiiit
Faerzen
"Thank you, Jonah, for putting that so succinctly. I will have to remember that!"
Andy
Imma take a nap
Jonah
"This went better than expected"
* Faerzen sips gin and tonic in frustration
Rukshu
Well, in my land I have had ponies caressing me, and then apparently there is some plot in the land for some fight or something
Faerzen
"How are we supposed to do anything in this game when all it does it try and make everything as miserable as possible???"
Terese_Benevolio
Faerzen, you taste tears
→ Nick_Varnegs has joined
Jonah
"I'm guessing sheer luck?"
"Also, I'm gonna go clean up for a sec, brb"
* Faerzen drops cup on the ground
Rukshu
If that is the case then I succeeded at being pretty lucky
Faerzen
".....Nick?"
Jonah
"Ok, I'll leave you 2 alone"
* Jonah heads to bathroom
Nick_Varnegs
"faerzen?"
* Andy stays passed out on the bar
* Faerzen sets book down on the counter with a huge thud and runs over to Nick
Kaltes
hahaha yov'Ve been getting bvsy VVith yovr consorts, rvkshv?
Nick_Varnegs
"i... uh..."
* Faerzen HUG
Nick_Varnegs
"hi"
→ SD has joined
* Nick_Varnegs hugs back
Rukshu
Well, I am pretty sure one of them tried to sleep with me.
ⓘ Nick_Varnegs is now known as Nick
* Jonah opens up tap and splashes water on his face
Faerzen
<you get shocked by The Dressery>
roll 1d2
`DICE
Faerzen rolled 1d2 [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
SD
"Uhhh"
Rukshu
Then I had to go to basically the other side of the land
Faerzen
"Shit! Not again!"
* Faerzen jumps back from Nick
ⓘ Nick is now known as Guest54256
* Jonah washes off blue goopey stuff
ⓘ Guest54256 is now known as Nick_Varnegs
Nick_Varnegs
((dammit))
"so tell me guys... what is going on here?"
Faerzen
"Apologies, Nick. This dress seems to have a mind of its own sometimes. Here, why don't you come meet everyone else!"
Kaltes
my cranes haVen't done anything particvlarly interesting, honestly i'm kind of jealovs
* Faerzen walks back over to bar next to the massive tome
* Jonah returns from bathroom
Faerzen
"What do you mean by 'consorts'?"
* Nick_Varnegs sits next to faerzen in the bar
Faerzen
"Sorry for intruding."
Nick_Varnegs
"i think he means the peaceful creatures"
SD
"Drink please!" Katie shouts
Jonah
"There are peaceful creatures?"
Rukshu
Jealous? You try getting subtly sexually harassed by ponies and not have it being really awkward!
Faerzen
"Nick, this is Kaltes and Jonah."
Nick_Varnegs
"hi kaltes, hi jonah, im nickolai, but you can call me nick"
Terese_Benevolio
Katie is tossed a strange pink liquid
Rukshu
Hi nick!
Kaltes
i'm a girl, nick. thanks for n@icing. >: (
Jonah
sup
* SD sips the drink skeptically
Jonah
how ironic that your very first sexual experience would be in the proximity of some horses
Nick_Varnegs
"you are?... just kidding"
Kaltes
barkeep, i'll take another. can't belieVe i didn't bring any sopor...
Nick_Varnegs
"so... where can i get a drink in here?"
* Kaltes glares at Nick
Rukshu
How is that ironic Jonah?
* Faerzen chuckles
Jonah
I... have no idea
I thought it was an appropriate thing to say
* Faerzen whispers to Kaltes: "this exact situation happened to me when he met my female dream self too!"
Jonah
so I said it
Terese_Benevolio
Nick is handed a light magenta liquid
Jonah
err...
Terese_Benevolio
Kaltes receives a liquid black as death itself
Jonah
"BARKEEP!"
Nick_Varnegs
"hmmm.... guys... are you sure this is tea?"
Jonah
"DRINK"
"NOW"
Rukshu
Nope, we are not
Jonah
"Also it
is never tea"
Nick_Varnegs
"oh..."
Faerzen
"My chai is just fine."
SD
<effects?>
* Nick_Varnegs dips a finger in the liquid
* Faerzen sips chai again
* Kaltes whispers to Faerzen "dream self? VVh@?
Andy
There ish never tea
@Zion[DM]
Jonah is handed a small bottle inside her cup.
*his
* Kaltes tastes the doubtful looking liquid carefully first
* Nick_Varnegs whispers to faerzen "what the hell is going on"
Terese_Benevolio
<Sd, yours tastes fishy and makes you speak in fish puns>
* Jonah looks at bottle
GG[DM]
Two imps behind the bar talk in hushed whispers, pointing at the tea-drinkers. They both nod at each other and walk away to another room. On their way out, they both take out a knife and snicker.
Terese_Benevolio
<wtf>
→ Iinito has joined
* Jonah proceeds to open the bottle and drink
* Faerzen whispers to Kaltes: "Yes, this game seems to think I am a girl so all clothing I alchemize is dresses and my representation on Prospit is also female!"
SD
"Eye dont like this fishy drink at all
→ Stammers has joined
Iinito
GlUb.
Terese_Benevolio
Nick yours tastes... bubbly
* Stammers walks up to the bar
Jonah
roll d20 for perception
`DICE
Jonah rolled d20 for perception [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
Jonah
fuck
Iinito
<LOL>
* Stammers stabs dagger into bar
SD
"Glub"
Nick_Varnegs
"i think this is soap
Faerzen
[](/roll1)
* Stammers headdesks bar
Rukshu
[](/allthefuck)
SD
"Stammers clam yourself geesh"
Jonah
I notice nothing whatsoever
Nick_Varnegs
"holy shit its you!"
"STAMMERS!"
Stammers
what
* Kaltes is politely oblivious to whatever is going on
Stammers
who the fuck are you
* Jonah notices shit
Nick_Varnegs
"REMEMBER ME?"
Stammers
and why the fuck should i care
Iinito
Iinito enters the bar.
Stammers
nope
no i dont
Andy
Whaaaat the FUCK is that disk munch doing back?!
* SD pokes ss
Iinito
roll 1d20+2 for perception
`DICE
Iinito rolled 1d20+2 for perception [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
Rukshu
Oh god.. stammers
* Kaltes drinks the sinister black potion
Nick_Varnegs
"oh... okay"
Iinito
Iinito doesnt see shit either.
Stammers
look
* Nick_Varnegs whispers faerzen "i almost killed me once... in a dream"
* Nick_Varnegs whispers "*he"
* Faerzen heaves the giant tome up with great effort and puts in under his stool, out of the way of all the mysterious beverages
Terese_Benevolio
Kaltes, your drink tastes like Black liquid sorrow
Stammers
Nick_Varnegs or whoever you are if i remembered you you would obviously be important
Iinito
"Ive kIlled lOts Of pEople In drEams"
Stammers
you know what your not?
important
Andy
Seeeeriously fuck you you piece of shit
Stammers
thats why i dont rmember you
* Nick_Varnegs takes another sip "yep... im pretty sure this is soap"
* Jonah drinks from beverage
* Andy points at Stammers
Kaltes
vgh, disgvsting. *keeps drinking*
Stammers
yess man-dy?
Nick_Varnegs
"dont worry stammers, i dont give a shit anymore about you"
Faerzen
"I stopped ordering beverages after my cup of tears."
Rukshu
I'm pretty glad that I am not drinking this
Stammers
*sigh*
look nick
Nick_Varnegs
"tears?"
Stammers
im sorr
u
Terese_Benevolio
Nick, you suddenly have an urge to kiss Stammers
* Andy throws drink in stammers fave
Stammers
im being a prick
Terese_Benevolio
You proceed to do so
Stammers
whoa
WHOA
SD
<lol>
Stammers
WTF
MAN JEEZ
Jonah
What
Faerzen
"WHOAWHOAwhoa"
Nick_Varnegs
"shhh.. its okay, no hard feelings bro"
* Faerzen pulls the two apart
SD
"!"
Stammers
thank fuck
* Kaltes almost snorts sorrow liquid out her nose as she drinks
* Faerzen blushes furiously
* Stammers breathes deeply
Stammers
thank fuck whoever the fuck just saved me
SD
"I seriously need another drink glub"
Stammers
THANK YOU GOD
oh
Faerzen
"That..... would be ... me."
Stammers
ugh
Andy
(I just threw am Jayanti drunk potion at him terese)
* Faerzen looks down at ground
Stammers
hey
nice to meet you
* Nick_Varnegs stares suspiciously at stammers
Andy
An instant*
Stammers
(race + gender?)
* Faerzen looks up at Stammers
Iinito
Iinito decides to sit down in a booth in a corner of the bar.
@Zion[DM]
"Would you like something to drink?"
Iinito
<wait shit i can just us /me>
Nick_Varnegs
"excuse me barkeep, can you give me something that i can actually drink?"
Faerzen
<human, male, scandinavian accent, wearing a dress covered in circuitry>
Andy
BARTENDER
GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE
Stammers
0_0
* Flelst has arrived again
SD
"DRINK"
Stammers
Oh
* Flelst she sits down next to Andy
@Zion[DM]
"Three drinks, coming up."
"Four."
Faerzen
(to stammers) "My name is Faerzen, nice to meet you"
Jonah
"Nick, he's probably gonna give you battery acid
Stammers
nice to meet you too man
Jonah
"One drink please"
Stammers
ive had a rough nigh
t
and im pretty sure it isnt even real
@Zion[DM]
Linito is given a pink liquid.
Andy
You're face looks rough
Stammers
thanks
Faerzen
"This here, not being real? Oh almost certainly!"
Kaltes
Can I get another? *sets down half-finished black drink*
Stammers
its got a fucking scar
Andy
Like it's been punched a lot
Stammers
your observant arent you mandy
ehh
@Zion[DM]
Nick is showered in weasel mucus.
Stammers
i got slapped a few times
Andy
By people who hate you and your lame scar
* SD laughs
Nick_Varnegs
"so tell me Faerzen, what happened with your dreamself? because im pretty sure we are dreaming right now"
* Stammers looks briefly at sd and then at the ground
* Nick_Varnegs screams in surprise
Nick_Varnegs
"WHAT THE FUCK"
@Zion[DM]
"Your drink sir."
* Flelst waves down the barkeep, asking for a drink
* Faerzen jumps back, crashing to the ground off of his barstool
* Andy falls over laughing at nick
Stammers
....
what
Jonah
what
Stammers
oh
Jonah
JINX
Nick_Varnegs
"excuse me, ill go wash myself, i washed this fucking cloak yesterday :c"
Stammers
the mucus
* Kaltes starts laughing uncontrollably at Nick's fate
Stammers
yo bar keep
give everyone a drink
* Nick_Varnegs goes to the bathroom
Stammers
ill pay
* SD snickers
* Faerzen dashes over on the ground to save the massive tome from the shower of mucous
Stammers
just take it out of my account
@Zion[DM]
Jonah is given a clear drink.
Stammers
my names Andy
Andy
HEY WHERES MY DRINK
Jonah
I drink my clear drink
@Zion[DM]
It is salty, like elf tears.
Because it is elf tears.
* Jonah ,still hazy from his perception roll asks :
* Stammers shuffles over to sd
Stammers
uhh
hey
* Andy pulls herself back up on the stool
Jonah
"Yo bartender, what is this?"
* Faerzen sits back on his stool, trying to avoid getting his electronic dress wet
Stammers
sorry bout  earlier
SD
"Glub"
* Nick_Varnegs  comes back from the bathroom
Stammers
I ah
@Zion[DM]
"Any one else wanted a drink?"
Stammers
I'm sorry
Ugh
Kaltes
*raises hand*
Andy
ME
Nick_Varnegs
"so... what did i miss?"
Stammers
me
SD
"Drink please"
Kaltes
Yo barkeep
* Jonah sips elf tears unknowingly
Rukshu
Ehrm...
Stammers
sorry ill leave you
Rukshu
I guess I can have a cup of tea
Nick_Varnegs
"non mucous drink please"
* Terese_Benevolio walks to bar
SD
"Hm what"
Faerzen
"Not much, Nick."
@Zion[DM]
Andy is given pink egg yolk.
* Stammers moves to shuffle away from katies again
SD
"ok???"
Terese_Benevolio
"Get me a flipping drink!"
* Iinito just stares at his drink
Faerzen
"Oh, you have returned, Terese! Is everything okay?"
Terese_Benevolio
"I ain't in the mood for crap"
* Andy looks at it before throwing it at Stammers
→ Mauiki has joined
Iinito
"I:5 this looks suspicious"
Faerzen
"Well, crap is certainly most likely what you're going to get then."
* Stammers falls over
* Terese_Benevolio ignores Iinito and Faerzen
* Stammers breaks arm
Stammers
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nick_Varnegs
"did i hear terese?"
Stammers
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCK
FUCK
Mauiki
*A blooded Mauiki strolls up to everyone
SD
<lol what>
Stammers
AHRRHRH
Mauiki
"YoO."
@Zion[DM]
Stammers gets a live weasel in his cup.
Stammers
FUCKINH
HELP
* Faerzen whispers to Nick: "uhhhh.... yes. you did....."
Stammers
AHHHRGT
* Stammers flails arm around wildly
* Kaltes hops up and bounds over to stammers
* Terese_Benevolio waits for drink
Faerzen
Here, Stammers, just a moment
Stammers
FUCK
* Terese_Benevolio is far too pissed to help
* Faerzen opens large book and turns to what looks like a blank page
* SD just stares
@Zion[DM]
Terese is given a pink drink
* Stammers explodes in a white light
* Jonah still sips his clear drink
* Terese_Benevolio slams down drink
Stammers
(rip)
Jonah
"Are these tears of some kind?"
SD
<did u die wat>
* Kaltes is fumbling with a bunch of bandages from her sylladex
Stammers
(yup)
* Faerzen looks in horror at where Stammers used to be
Stammers
(i exploded
Kaltes
lolwat
SD
"Cool"
Mauiki
"Interesting."
* Faerzen starts shaking, crying slightly
Stammers
(your all showered in my blood now enjoy
* Terese_Benevolio is soooo not in the mood for this shit
Mauiki
"Bartender, yoOu goOt any Pi5s5?"
← Stammers has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
* Flelst is still waiting for that drink
Jonah
Oi Faerzen
@Zion[DM]
Flelst is given earl grey.
GG[DM]
Suddenly, the guards all direct their attention to the bar, weapons armed. A strange feeling that someone is watching you becomes stronger as the room gets slightly quieter. The imp waiters mop up the late Stammers' blood.
* SD forever waitin for drink
Faerzen
"w...w...w-wha......"
* Kaltes got a facefull of this shit she wasn't in the mood for, in blood.
* Flelst drinks the earl grey, and looks over at Andy
Jonah
Faerzen, are you ok?
@Zion[DM]
SD receives a cup of salt.
* Faerzen turns to Jonah
Kaltes
vgh.
Faerzen
"H-how...... did that.... happen?"
Mauiki
"Aye."
Kaltes
*spits out mouthful of red blood*
* Terese_Benevolio heads over to restroom, stepping on Stammers' corpse
SD
"No."
Rukshu
Seriously?
More guards?
Faerzen
"That... was too familiar....."
Jonah
No idea
SD
"Off to the bathroom"
→ Kira has joined
* SD goes to bathroom to clean blood
GG[DM]
Some waiters mopping up the blood accidentally slip in it.
Mauiki
*nudges Flelst
"SwoOle lady."
Kira
"whos blood is this"
@Zion[DM]
(who else wanted a drink?)
Faerzen
"there was even.... the light and everything...."
Mauiki
"What's the ruckus."
Nick_Varnegs
"what did i miss? i kinda zoned out"
Mauiki
(I did)
* Iinito is still staring at his drink
Kaltes
(Me, but now I'm covered in blood)
Flelst
"Oh.. Not sure. The guy I punched earlier exploded."
Faerzen
((stammers exploded in a flash of bright light))
Nick_Varnegs
((me))
Flelst
"somehow"
* Andy Andy continues to giggle about stammers
@Zion[DM]
mauiki is given battery acid
Nick_Varnegs
"what?"
Mauiki
"That soOunds neat."
Kira
"goddamn it"
Mauiki
"That's noOt pi5s5."
Nick_Varnegs
"i suppose everyone in here must be goddamm powerful"
Kira
"what's your name muscle lady"
Nick_Varnegs
"just in case"
* Faerzen wipes eyes and returns to his cup of chai
* Nick_Varnegs puts on bird mask
Mauiki
*Gets out his own bottle of pi5s5
Faerzen
"No, Nick! Don't put that on!"
Flelst
Flelst! *Drinks more earl gray*
@Zion[DM]
Nick_Varnegs is given Chai
Nick_Varnegs
"what happened faerzen? you look worried"
* Nick_Varnegs sips chai
Faerzen
"oh.... god. .... don't worry about it."
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Jonah
I think his stuff contains a bit too much evil
* Faerzen looks more composed
* Kaltes approaches Flelst, attempts to wipe bloody hands on the back of her shirt without her noticing
Faerzen
"I'm fine!"
Kira
"I'll have a drink please"
* Terese_Benevolio returns from bathroom