Valkon Does Not Like Dragoncave

12:29 PM - Valkon: "i find that the easiest way to avoid having sick dragon eggs is to not have any dragon eggs" - Valkon's Dragoncave Tips
12:35 PM - Mr. Foster is now Online.
12:35 PM - Mr. Foster: 10/10
12:35 PM - Mr. Foster: I used to have dragon eggs from that thing
12:36 PM - Mr. Foster: But then I was like nobody cares so I stopped caring
12:36 PM - Valkon: 12:30 PM - Valkon: "the only winning move is not to play" - Valkon's Dragoncave Tips #252
12:30 PM - Valkon: also a movie quote that describes thermonuclear global war
12:36 PM - Mr. Foster: I took them out of my signature
12:36 PM - Mr. Foster: And then I stopped using it
12:36 PM - Valkon: I just never saw the appeal of it in general
12:36 PM - Mr. Foster: And those dragon eggs are probably sitting on the sidewalk just stinking up the place
12:36 PM - Valkon: hell, at some point I started trying to find ways to intentionally harm people's dragons they had in their signatures
12:36 PM - Mr. Foster: How'd you do that
12:37 PM - Valkon: I can't remember
12:37 PM - Mr. Foster: Or did you never find a way to do so other than not click
12:37 PM - Valkon: I know at one point I set Ad Blocker Plus to block everything from dragoncave
12:39 PM - Mr. Foster: Make a program that when you click their dragon egg instead of helping it actually takes away clicks
12:40 PM - Valkon: IIRC someone said at some point that if you click on them too many times they get sick
12:40 PM - Valkon: is that true
12:40 PM - Mr. Foster: No idea
12:40 PM - Valkon: or like
12:40 PM - Valkon: too many times in a short period of time
12:40 PM - Mr. Foster: I haven't used the dragoncave thing in about 5 million year
12:40 PM - Mr. Foster: I think so
12:41 PM - Valkon: AH, here it is
12:41 PM - Valkon: "Eggs and hatchlings can become sick when they receive too many views, unique views, and clicks in a short period of time. Although sickness can occur at any time, eggs are most vulnerable when first laid. If an egg or hatchling continues to receive too many views, unique views, and clicks while sick, it may die."
12:41 PM - Valkon: IIRC when I found that out I considered writing a program that would spam click hatchling dragons until they were dead
12:42 PM - Valkon: but decided it wasn't worth the effort
12:43 PM - Mr. Foster: Alternatively just open up a tab of the page that you can find their signature on multiple times
12:43 PM - Mr. Foster: Then just click it on each of them as fast as you can
12:43 PM - Valkon: yeah, that was pretty much the idea
12:43 PM - Mr. Foster: If you had bothered writing that program I wonder how many dragon eggs you could have slain
12:44 PM - Valkon: Valkon, Dragonslayer
12:44 PM - Mr. Foster: Dragon eggslay
12:44 PM - Mr. Foster: slayer*
12:44 PM - Valkon: murdering people's precious babby dragons
12:44 PM - Valkon: Taking all the eggs and making a hearty breakfast out of them
12:45 PM - Valkon: and the hatchlings and turning them into dragonbacon