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- >Be Billy, 8 years old
- >Have a lot of friends
- >Life is swell
- >Mom says that Francis is going to have his birthday party next week at Freddy's Pizzaria
- >LIFE IS MORE THAN SWELL
- >Freddy's is easily the best place on earth
- >The games are SO MUCH FUN
- >The pizza is SO GOOD, Chica really makes the best
- >And the music that Freddy Fazbear and his Fazbearians play is AMAZING
- >They even come down from the stage and talk to everyone!
- >Your favorite is the one non-member of the band, Foxy, the pirate fox who lives aways from the main stage
- >"Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cola" he always says, leaning back in a hammock in his Cove
- >Foxy is the bomb
- >Think a lot about Foxy's adventures on the long drive to Freddy's on the day of the party
- >Knowing full well that Francis likes Bonnie the most, you sigh
- >You were never fond of her
- >Purple bunnies are for girls
- "Okay hon, we're here!"
- >Sprint out of the car into the pizzaria
- >Francis is there with your best friend Gale
- >Gale is good people
- >He lets you play his video games when you come over
- >Yeah, Gale is good people
- >There's Freddy's big happy face, grinning on his big poster like he always does
- >Looking at the poster now though, he kind of looks tired
- >Better give him a -big- hug after the show
- >Play some Galaga, when a few familiar chords begin to strike up, and the screams from your friends' amazement
- >Get too engrossed to care about the show right now
- >Pizza will come soo-
- >A cold hand on your shoulder stops your intense starship battle
- "'eh there laddeh, th-*bzzz*there's a big show goin' on yonder"
- >Turn around to meet the smirking face of your favorite of Freddy's friends, Foxy
- "Oh, s-sorry Foxy, I was just having a lot of fun with this game"
- >He let out a hearty chuckle and pulled you in close
- >You like that
- >You mostly like that because your arch-enemy, Mike, likes Foxy the mostest out of your friends
- >But not more than you
- >He's glaring at you now, clenching his fists
- >Stick your tongue out at him
- >Suck it Mike>Foxy walks you to your table
- "Listen here lad, there always be time fer games and laughter, and maybe even some pillagin', eheheh. But friends a-are ferever. You keep that in mind *bzzz* in mind young sailor"
- >He looks over at the stage, and you can swear Freddy is paying exceptional attention to your part of the pizzeria during the show
- "B-besides! 'Stay with yer mum an' don't run too fast'. The rules of Freddy's be the map to yer own treasure"
- >Make it to your seat
- >Foxy gives you a pat on the head
- "You're the smartest fox ever Foxy"
- >Your voice is filled with awe and wonder at the dog-eared pirate
- >He lifts up his eyepatch and winks at you before walking off
- >Feel daggers in the back of your head
- >Mike
- "What was that all about?"
- >Smirk and put on your party cap
- "Oh, nothing, just two BEST, FRIENDS, talking"
- >He grinds his teeth
- "You're a nerd"
- "You're not a real pirate"
- "Am I a pirate?"
- "Gale you're too blonde to be a pirate"
- "Okay"
- >Watch the rest of the show, enjoying some of the best pizza in the universe
- >A few weird thoughts enter your head
- >Foxy sure was sputtering a bit
- >And he sure did change his attitude when Freddy was looking at you
- >Why does he wear an eyepatch if his other eye is still good?
- >Glance back over at the cove, where Foxy stands at the captain's mast, turning the wheel back and forth slowly
- >You can swear he looks conflicted about something
- >To be fair, it is hard to tell what Freddy and the other Fazbearians are thinking with their mostly-still faces
- >But he looks really upset about something
- >A few sputters on his end seal the deal
- >Maybe you should ask Freddy about it
- >And, on cue
- "OKAY FRIENDS! THERE'S THE SHOW!"
- >screams ensue as the performers take their bows
- "Mai gawsh you all look so hungry!"
- >Oh Chica, you and your accent
- >Feel bad about it, but you really wish that chick was back in the kitchen
- >Making pizzas
- >Your table is out
- >The stomach is grumbling Chica
- ...
- >Be Foxy
- >Steering the helm of your ship, avast yarr maties
- >First Mate Cribbs git to yer station on the poop deck
- >Second Mate Sticky, git me Bonnie's poop deck, yar har har
- >Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of co-co-co-BLOOD
- >shake your head and turn the wheel some more
- >Stay with your parents
- >Don't run
- >If you need help, Foxy's always here to lend a han- a han- a hook in yer back
- >W-wait, no
- >Sigh
- >Chuckle a touch
- "Perhaps ol' Foxy is feelin' the effects of scurvy, whaddaya think First Mate Cribbs?"
- >The barrel next to you is silent
- "Eh, Second Mate Sticky?"
- >The gum stuck to the side of the barrel has little to say either
- "...yer can all go to The Locker fer all I care"
- >Take a swig of your bottle of cola
- >It's empty
- >Always empty
- >You've heard they got cola in the kiddies that come in
- >Heard it's red
- >Must be cherry flavored
- >Easy to get out with this here hook...
- >Pause for a moment
- >Turn the wheel some more
- >Take another swig of your cola bottle
- >Do what you want cos a foxy is free, yer a good foxy...
- ...
- >Be Billy again
- >Chica's doing her silly little bit at the end of the show
- >She drops her signature cupcake suddenly
- >And it looks like she's having trouble picking it up
- "C-*bzz*come on cuppycake, we gots ow-selves a buncha boithday kids to la-l-l-laugh with..."
- >Freddy jumps down off the stage
- "Welcome all to Freddy Fazbear's Fabulous Pizzaria"
- >The house cheers
- >He holds up his hands
- >Sudden silence
- "And I..."
- ...
- "...am Freddy Fazbear"
- >Scream as loud as you can
- >That Freddy, always such a good show man
- >You hope he has time to talk to you about Foxy
- "Hey, is Foxy doing okay?"
- >Jesus Mike get a grip
- "Yes, he told me that he was all ship-shape to go on a pirate cruise with me later today"
- >Mike's anger has reached cooties-tier
- >What a weenie
- "Yeah... well... shut up"
- >he scampers off to the cove
- >Jump down from your seat and walk over to Freddy and his Fazbearians, where a crowd of fans has gathered
- >Gale is getting his picture taken with Bonnie, of course
- >At least your mom knows who you like enough to not bug you to get a picture with that girly thing
- >Bowties are silly
- >Slowly work in towards Freddy, passing Bonnie on the way
- "Hey there swee*bzz*sweetie! Did you like the show?"
- >You have to admit, the rabbit can sure play guitar
- "Yeah Bonnie, you guys were great as always! I love your guitar!"
- >She sputters a bit in place
- >You had heard that she has a shy streak
- "O-oh thank you! It means so much to hear that! To hear that!"
- >hear some other chatter from the kids
- "Did you see how Chica dropped her cupcake?"
- "The Fazbearians sure are glitchy today"
- "I gave Freddy a hug mommy! He smelled like a boo-boo!"
- >He smelled like a boo-boo?
- >Little baby must mean blood
- >Why would Freddy smell like blood?
- >Even you smell it as you get closer to him
- >Finally, he's all yours
- >Everyone else is playing games or in the ballpit, you're all alone with Freddy
- "Hi Freddy"
- "Oh hello dear patron! Did you enjoy the show, friend?"
- >His southern drawl is so enticing, really friendly and fun to listen to
- >No wonder everyone loves him so much
- "It was great Freddy! I uh, I wanted to ask you something though"
- >He kneels down to your level
- "Well ask away! I'm always here for a friend!"
- >Feel really nervous about asking him, for some reason
- "About Foxy..."
- >he nods
- "Aaahh, yes my friend Foxy. I'm guessing you noticed he's a little off?"
- >Nod
- "I'm also guessing that you noticed I gave you two a glance or two in the beginning of our show?"
- >Nod a bit harder
- "I hope he's okay, Mr. Fazbear. He... he's my favorite of your friends, and he's acting like he's sick and looks tired"
- >Freddy shifts his jaw
- "I understand little... what was your name again? So many little boys and girls come to speak to wise old Felix, he can hardly remember his own name"
- >Okay, that was funny
- "It's Billy, Freddy!"
- "Ahah! Billy! Well, little Billy, Freddy here is so happy you told me that you were concerned for your friend! Friends are forever after all!"
- >Friends... are forever
- >Look over at Mike, who's having fun around the ship while Gale and Francis chat with Bonnie over some pizza
- >Lo and behold, Mike is trying to get Foxy to engage in some adventuring but the captain appears to be one oak stick short of a pegleg
- >Freddy pats your shoulder
- "Don't you worry Billy, Freddy's gonna make sure that Mr. Foxy gets all ship shape"
- >he laughs heartily
- "HAH! 'Ship-shape'! Oh, Freddy has too much fun after his shows."
- "You should go for a rest, thanks for the talk Freddy"
- >He gives you a wink
- "Any time"
- >Brisky rejoin Gale and Francis, and go to the cove to meet up with Mike
- "Hey losers, what are you doing by our ship?"
- >Sigh
- >Making amends with Mike is going to be hard
- "Mike, can we talk?"
- "NOH! Go back to your sissy bunny you girls love so much!"
- >Francis gets agitated
- "You take that back!"
- "Make me!"
- "I'll tell my mom!"
- "Yeah? I'll tell my captain!"
- >Mike runs back to Foxy
- "Foxy! Get up! There are landlubbers who say that you're the worst captain in the world!"
- >He sputters out of a trance he was in, steering the ship
- "Eh? Who be these defilers of Foxy's grand pirate name?"
- >He points furiously at your group
- >Francis stamps his foot
- "I never said that!"
- >Back up slowly
- >Foxy's acting differently
- >His eyes seem, strained
- >He jumps down to the ground, slamming nary a foot in front of Francis
- >Defiantly, the birthday boy stands before the pirate captain
- "I'm not scared of you! At least Bonnie isn't some dumb, beaten-up, stinky fox!"
- >Foxy twitches for a bit
- "Is that-that-that so?"
- >He opens his mouth wide
- >Seriously wide
- >Gale and you are petrified, but you have to do something
- >Run up to Foxy and give him the biggest hug you can muster
- "Please Foxy, be happy again"
- >He looks down at you
- "Don't hurt him, don't lock him in the brig, he's my friend, just like Mike up there"
- >Mike bites his lip, genuinely touched
- "And friends..."
- >you look up into his good eye
- "...friends are forever"
- >Foxy pauses
- >And bites down on your face
- >You can't see much except for the metal turning gears and your own forehead being crushed in on itself
- >Everything hurts, your nose, your arms which are being held tightly by his strong arms
- >And the taste of blood enters your crushed mouth
- >You can't even scream, there's no room in your throat to let anything out other than a whimper
- >Hear screaming
- >Finally feel the pressure release on your forehead
- >Collapse to the ground
- "NOOOOOOOOO"
- >That must be Gale
- >He's good people
- >Reach up to pull some skin out of one of your eyes
- >It hurts, but you can make out Foxy charging Francis, his hook at the poor kid's throat
- >Freddy and Bonnie are lucky there to pull Gale away
- >Can't see much else
- >Looks like some other people in charge are running at Foxy, pulling him off Francis
- >Everything's pretty red right now
- >Ten years later
- >Get a call from your bud Mike
- >The two of you made up over tears not long after the incident
- >He just got a job at that "haunted" pizza place
- >You haven't been there since "The Bite of '87" as the media likes to call it
- >What a deliciously sellable title for the news
- >If only they were there, they'd understand how much blood came out of Billy
- >The tears that every kid wept that day when one of their best friends went crazy
- >It wasn't long before the other animatronics there started acting off
- >Nothing as bad, but eventually Freddy and the other Fazbearians stopped coming down off-stage to greet their fans
- >Mike says the pay is shit, and he's still a bit shocked over the ordeal, but he needs the dosh
- >Ask about Pirate Cove tentatively
- "They shut it down, had a big curtain around it and a small sign that said 'Out of Order'. No more Foxy"
- "No more Foxy..."
- "Yeah"
- >Silence
- "Well, good luck Mike"
- "Yeah, thanks"
- >Wonder if Foxy is still around
- >You heard that some parents still see a shape staggering about once or twice
- >Wonder how Foxy will react to seeing his last crewmate come back to him
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