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Friends are Forever

Aug 30th, 2014
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  1. >Be Billy, 8 years old
  2. >Have a lot of friends
  3. >Life is swell
  4. >Mom says that Francis is going to have his birthday party next week at Freddy's Pizzaria
  5. >LIFE IS MORE THAN SWELL
  6. >Freddy's is easily the best place on earth
  7. >The games are SO MUCH FUN
  8. >The pizza is SO GOOD, Chica really makes the best
  9. >And the music that Freddy Fazbear and his Fazbearians play is AMAZING
  10. >They even come down from the stage and talk to everyone!
  11. >Your favorite is the one non-member of the band, Foxy, the pirate fox who lives aways from the main stage
  12. >"Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cola" he always says, leaning back in a hammock in his Cove
  13. >Foxy is the bomb
  14. >Think a lot about Foxy's adventures on the long drive to Freddy's on the day of the party
  15. >Knowing full well that Francis likes Bonnie the most, you sigh
  16. >You were never fond of her
  17. >Purple bunnies are for girls
  18. "Okay hon, we're here!"
  19. >Sprint out of the car into the pizzaria
  20. >Francis is there with your best friend Gale
  21. >Gale is good people
  22. >He lets you play his video games when you come over
  23. >Yeah, Gale is good people
  24. >There's Freddy's big happy face, grinning on his big poster like he always does
  25. >Looking at the poster now though, he kind of looks tired
  26. >Better give him a -big- hug after the show
  27. >Play some Galaga, when a few familiar chords begin to strike up, and the screams from your friends' amazement
  28. >Get too engrossed to care about the show right now
  29. >Pizza will come soo-
  30. >A cold hand on your shoulder stops your intense starship battle
  31. "'eh there laddeh, th-*bzzz*there's a big show goin' on yonder"
  32. >Turn around to meet the smirking face of your favorite of Freddy's friends, Foxy
  33. "Oh, s-sorry Foxy, I was just having a lot of fun with this game"
  34. >He let out a hearty chuckle and pulled you in close
  35. >You like that
  36. >You mostly like that because your arch-enemy, Mike, likes Foxy the mostest out of your friends
  37. >But not more than you
  38. >He's glaring at you now, clenching his fists
  39. >Stick your tongue out at him
  40. >Suck it Mike>Foxy walks you to your table
  41. "Listen here lad, there always be time fer games and laughter, and maybe even some pillagin', eheheh. But friends a-are ferever. You keep that in mind *bzzz* in mind young sailor"
  42. >He looks over at the stage, and you can swear Freddy is paying exceptional attention to your part of the pizzeria during the show
  43. "B-besides! 'Stay with yer mum an' don't run too fast'. The rules of Freddy's be the map to yer own treasure"
  44. >Make it to your seat
  45. >Foxy gives you a pat on the head
  46. "You're the smartest fox ever Foxy"
  47. >Your voice is filled with awe and wonder at the dog-eared pirate
  48. >He lifts up his eyepatch and winks at you before walking off
  49. >Feel daggers in the back of your head
  50. >Mike
  51. "What was that all about?"
  52. >Smirk and put on your party cap
  53. "Oh, nothing, just two BEST, FRIENDS, talking"
  54. >He grinds his teeth
  55. "You're a nerd"
  56. "You're not a real pirate"
  57. "Am I a pirate?"
  58. "Gale you're too blonde to be a pirate"
  59. "Okay"
  60. >Watch the rest of the show, enjoying some of the best pizza in the universe
  61. >A few weird thoughts enter your head
  62. >Foxy sure was sputtering a bit
  63. >And he sure did change his attitude when Freddy was looking at you
  64. >Why does he wear an eyepatch if his other eye is still good?
  65. >Glance back over at the cove, where Foxy stands at the captain's mast, turning the wheel back and forth slowly
  66. >You can swear he looks conflicted about something
  67. >To be fair, it is hard to tell what Freddy and the other Fazbearians are thinking with their mostly-still faces
  68. >But he looks really upset about something
  69. >A few sputters on his end seal the deal
  70. >Maybe you should ask Freddy about it
  71. >And, on cue
  72. "OKAY FRIENDS! THERE'S THE SHOW!"
  73. >screams ensue as the performers take their bows
  74. "Mai gawsh you all look so hungry!"
  75. >Oh Chica, you and your accent
  76. >Feel bad about it, but you really wish that chick was back in the kitchen
  77. >Making pizzas
  78. >Your table is out
  79. >The stomach is grumbling Chica
  80.  
  81. ...
  82.  
  83. >Be Foxy
  84. >Steering the helm of your ship, avast yarr maties
  85. >First Mate Cribbs git to yer station on the poop deck
  86. >Second Mate Sticky, git me Bonnie's poop deck, yar har har
  87. >Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of co-co-co-BLOOD
  88. >shake your head and turn the wheel some more
  89. >Stay with your parents
  90. >Don't run
  91. >If you need help, Foxy's always here to lend a han- a han- a hook in yer back
  92. >W-wait, no
  93. >Sigh
  94. >Chuckle a touch
  95. "Perhaps ol' Foxy is feelin' the effects of scurvy, whaddaya think First Mate Cribbs?"
  96. >The barrel next to you is silent
  97. "Eh, Second Mate Sticky?"
  98. >The gum stuck to the side of the barrel has little to say either
  99. "...yer can all go to The Locker fer all I care"
  100. >Take a swig of your bottle of cola
  101. >It's empty
  102. >Always empty
  103. >You've heard they got cola in the kiddies that come in
  104. >Heard it's red
  105. >Must be cherry flavored
  106. >Easy to get out with this here hook...
  107. >Pause for a moment
  108. >Turn the wheel some more
  109. >Take another swig of your cola bottle
  110. >Do what you want cos a foxy is free, yer a good foxy...
  111.  
  112. ...
  113.  
  114. >Be Billy again
  115. >Chica's doing her silly little bit at the end of the show
  116. >She drops her signature cupcake suddenly
  117. >And it looks like she's having trouble picking it up
  118. "C-*bzz*come on cuppycake, we gots ow-selves a buncha boithday kids to la-l-l-laugh with..."
  119. >Freddy jumps down off the stage
  120. "Welcome all to Freddy Fazbear's Fabulous Pizzaria"
  121. >The house cheers
  122. >He holds up his hands
  123. >Sudden silence
  124. "And I..."
  125. ...
  126. "...am Freddy Fazbear"
  127. >Scream as loud as you can
  128. >That Freddy, always such a good show man
  129. >You hope he has time to talk to you about Foxy
  130. "Hey, is Foxy doing okay?"
  131. >Jesus Mike get a grip
  132. "Yes, he told me that he was all ship-shape to go on a pirate cruise with me later today"
  133. >Mike's anger has reached cooties-tier
  134. >What a weenie
  135. "Yeah... well... shut up"
  136. >he scampers off to the cove
  137. >Jump down from your seat and walk over to Freddy and his Fazbearians, where a crowd of fans has gathered
  138. >Gale is getting his picture taken with Bonnie, of course
  139. >At least your mom knows who you like enough to not bug you to get a picture with that girly thing
  140. >Bowties are silly
  141. >Slowly work in towards Freddy, passing Bonnie on the way
  142. "Hey there swee*bzz*sweetie! Did you like the show?"
  143. >You have to admit, the rabbit can sure play guitar
  144. "Yeah Bonnie, you guys were great as always! I love your guitar!"
  145. >She sputters a bit in place
  146. >You had heard that she has a shy streak
  147. "O-oh thank you! It means so much to hear that! To hear that!"
  148. >hear some other chatter from the kids
  149. "Did you see how Chica dropped her cupcake?"
  150. "The Fazbearians sure are glitchy today"
  151. "I gave Freddy a hug mommy! He smelled like a boo-boo!"
  152. >He smelled like a boo-boo?
  153. >Little baby must mean blood
  154. >Why would Freddy smell like blood?
  155. >Even you smell it as you get closer to him
  156. >Finally, he's all yours
  157. >Everyone else is playing games or in the ballpit, you're all alone with Freddy
  158. "Hi Freddy"
  159. "Oh hello dear patron! Did you enjoy the show, friend?"
  160. >His southern drawl is so enticing, really friendly and fun to listen to
  161. >No wonder everyone loves him so much
  162. "It was great Freddy! I uh, I wanted to ask you something though"
  163. >He kneels down to your level
  164. "Well ask away! I'm always here for a friend!"
  165. >Feel really nervous about asking him, for some reason
  166. "About Foxy..."
  167. >he nods
  168. "Aaahh, yes my friend Foxy. I'm guessing you noticed he's a little off?"
  169. >Nod
  170. "I'm also guessing that you noticed I gave you two a glance or two in the beginning of our show?"
  171. >Nod a bit harder
  172. "I hope he's okay, Mr. Fazbear. He... he's my favorite of your friends, and he's acting like he's sick and looks tired"
  173. >Freddy shifts his jaw
  174. "I understand little... what was your name again? So many little boys and girls come to speak to wise old Felix, he can hardly remember his own name"
  175. >Okay, that was funny
  176. "It's Billy, Freddy!"
  177. "Ahah! Billy! Well, little Billy, Freddy here is so happy you told me that you were concerned for your friend! Friends are forever after all!"
  178. >Friends... are forever
  179. >Look over at Mike, who's having fun around the ship while Gale and Francis chat with Bonnie over some pizza
  180. >Lo and behold, Mike is trying to get Foxy to engage in some adventuring but the captain appears to be one oak stick short of a pegleg
  181. >Freddy pats your shoulder
  182. "Don't you worry Billy, Freddy's gonna make sure that Mr. Foxy gets all ship shape"
  183. >he laughs heartily
  184. "HAH! 'Ship-shape'! Oh, Freddy has too much fun after his shows."
  185. "You should go for a rest, thanks for the talk Freddy"
  186. >He gives you a wink
  187. "Any time"
  188. >Brisky rejoin Gale and Francis, and go to the cove to meet up with Mike
  189. "Hey losers, what are you doing by our ship?"
  190. >Sigh
  191. >Making amends with Mike is going to be hard
  192. "Mike, can we talk?"
  193. "NOH! Go back to your sissy bunny you girls love so much!"
  194. >Francis gets agitated
  195. "You take that back!"
  196. "Make me!"
  197. "I'll tell my mom!"
  198. "Yeah? I'll tell my captain!"
  199. >Mike runs back to Foxy
  200. "Foxy! Get up! There are landlubbers who say that you're the worst captain in the world!"
  201. >He sputters out of a trance he was in, steering the ship
  202. "Eh? Who be these defilers of Foxy's grand pirate name?"
  203. >He points furiously at your group
  204. >Francis stamps his foot
  205. "I never said that!"
  206. >Back up slowly
  207. >Foxy's acting differently
  208. >His eyes seem, strained
  209. >He jumps down to the ground, slamming nary a foot in front of Francis
  210. >Defiantly, the birthday boy stands before the pirate captain
  211. "I'm not scared of you! At least Bonnie isn't some dumb, beaten-up, stinky fox!"
  212. >Foxy twitches for a bit
  213. "Is that-that-that so?"
  214. >He opens his mouth wide
  215. >Seriously wide
  216. >Gale and you are petrified, but you have to do something
  217. >Run up to Foxy and give him the biggest hug you can muster
  218. "Please Foxy, be happy again"
  219. >He looks down at you
  220. "Don't hurt him, don't lock him in the brig, he's my friend, just like Mike up there"
  221. >Mike bites his lip, genuinely touched
  222. "And friends..."
  223. >you look up into his good eye
  224. "...friends are forever"
  225. >Foxy pauses
  226. >And bites down on your face
  227. >You can't see much except for the metal turning gears and your own forehead being crushed in on itself
  228. >Everything hurts, your nose, your arms which are being held tightly by his strong arms
  229. >And the taste of blood enters your crushed mouth
  230. >You can't even scream, there's no room in your throat to let anything out other than a whimper
  231. >Hear screaming
  232. >Finally feel the pressure release on your forehead
  233. >Collapse to the ground
  234. "NOOOOOOOOO"
  235. >That must be Gale
  236. >He's good people
  237. >Reach up to pull some skin out of one of your eyes
  238. >It hurts, but you can make out Foxy charging Francis, his hook at the poor kid's throat
  239. >Freddy and Bonnie are lucky there to pull Gale away
  240. >Can't see much else
  241. >Looks like some other people in charge are running at Foxy, pulling him off Francis
  242. >Everything's pretty red right now
  243. >Ten years later
  244. >Get a call from your bud Mike
  245. >The two of you made up over tears not long after the incident
  246. >He just got a job at that "haunted" pizza place
  247. >You haven't been there since "The Bite of '87" as the media likes to call it
  248. >What a deliciously sellable title for the news
  249. >If only they were there, they'd understand how much blood came out of Billy
  250. >The tears that every kid wept that day when one of their best friends went crazy
  251. >It wasn't long before the other animatronics there started acting off
  252. >Nothing as bad, but eventually Freddy and the other Fazbearians stopped coming down off-stage to greet their fans
  253. >Mike says the pay is shit, and he's still a bit shocked over the ordeal, but he needs the dosh
  254. >Ask about Pirate Cove tentatively
  255. "They shut it down, had a big curtain around it and a small sign that said 'Out of Order'. No more Foxy"
  256. "No more Foxy..."
  257. "Yeah"
  258. >Silence
  259. "Well, good luck Mike"
  260. "Yeah, thanks"
  261. >Wonder if Foxy is still around
  262. >You heard that some parents still see a shape staggering about once or twice
  263. >Wonder how Foxy will react to seeing his last crewmate come back to him
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