Mira and Ikki!

(11:10:13 PM) speedingCyclone: ==START==
(11:10:27 PM) ***speedingCyclone began pestering mournfulLyricist
(11:10:37 PM) speedingCyclone: Hello!
(11:10:47 PM) mournfulLyricist:  nvtgrtbyty
(11:10:53 PM) speedingCyclone: Mira, are you there?
(11:10:55 PM) mournfulLyricist: oh hey
(11:10:59 PM) mournfulLyricist: yea
(11:11:12 PM) speedingCyclone: Its me! Ikki!
(11:11:15 PM) mournfulLyricist: just resting my face on the keyboard
(11:11:20 PM) mournfulLyricist: oh hey
(11:11:26 PM) mournfulLyricist: you werent eaten by wolves then
(11:11:40 PM) speedingCyclone: Of course not.
(11:11:46 PM) speedingCyclone: Wolves are no match for me
(11:11:56 PM) mournfulLyricist: no swarms of hornets either i bet
(11:12:08 PM) mournfulLyricist: maybe the outdoors only hate me
(11:12:17 PM) mournfulLyricist: that would make sense
(11:12:25 PM) speedingCyclone: Nature is a harsh mistress.
(11:12:42 PM) speedingCyclone: Its just trying to teach you to be strong!
(11:12:46 PM) mournfulLyricist: so other than not in terrible distress
(11:12:52 PM) mournfulLyricist: how have you been?
(11:13:40 PM) speedingCyclone: Ive been good! Better than good!
(11:13:44 PM) speedingCyclone: Dont tell anyone but
(11:13:55 PM) speedingCyclone: Im a superhero now! For real!
(11:14:13 PM) mournfulLyricist: hold on
(11:14:17 PM) mournfulLyricist: let me tell everyone
(11:14:22 PM) mournfulLyricist: the wall says cool
(11:14:30 PM) mournfulLyricist: the book case doesnt believe you though
(11:14:32 PM) mournfulLyricist: ok go on
(11:14:51 PM) speedingCyclone: The book case can stuff it!
(11:15:12 PM) speedingCyclone: Ive been fighting against a nefarious megalomaniac megamind named Jack!
(11:15:37 PM) speedingCyclone: He attacks civilians with his robot armada but I save them with my shining heroic prowess.
(11:16:01 PM) mournfulLyricist: what does that do to robots?
(11:16:25 PM) speedingCyclone: It helps me beat them to scraps.
(11:17:12 PM) mournfulLyricist: thats probably good
(11:17:18 PM) mournfulLyricist: saving people
(11:17:29 PM) mournfulLyricist: try not to killed by a laser
(11:17:33 PM) speedingCyclone: Well err yeah! Saving people! Its what I do!
(11:17:35 PM) mournfulLyricist: that happens to superheroes
(11:18:14 PM) mournfulLyricist: so how did you get powers?
(11:18:14 PM) speedingCyclone: Lasers cant melt me.
(11:18:18 PM) mournfulLyricist: was it horrible?
(11:18:51 PM) speedingCyclone: I dont have powers! Im too strong for superpowers!
(11:19:22 PM) mournfulLyricist: isnt that a superpower too?
(11:19:40 PM) speedingCyclone: Maybe?
(11:19:44 PM) speedingCyclone: Im not sure
(11:19:58 PM) mournfulLyricist: so how big are these death robots
(11:20:50 PM) mournfulLyricist: you can tell me all about it
(11:20:59 PM) mournfulLyricist: im just sitting here recovering from an assault
(11:21:07 PM) speedingCyclone: What?!
(11:21:12 PM) speedingCyclone: Who assaulted you!
(11:21:18 PM) speedingCyclone: Ill ki- beat them up!
(11:21:26 PM) mournfulLyricist: a mysterious assailant
(11:21:31 PM) mournfulLyricist: who knocks books off shelves
(11:21:34 PM) mournfulLyricist: and on my head
(11:21:46 PM) mournfulLyricist: ive decided to not move today
(11:21:50 PM) mournfulLyricist: maybe theyll get bored
(11:21:56 PM) speedingCyclone: This assailant will taste my flaming fists of justice!
(11:22:45 PM) mournfulLyricist: i wouldnt try
(11:22:49 PM) mournfulLyricist: if you do
(11:22:58 PM) mournfulLyricist: something more horrible will happen
(11:23:15 PM) mournfulLyricist: i think im do for a disease
(11:23:35 PM) speedingCyclone: Fight against the disease!
(11:23:40 PM) speedingCyclone: Become stronger than it!
(11:23:49 PM) mournfulLyricist: that sounds like effort
(11:24:04 PM) speedingCyclone: Effort is good.
(11:24:21 PM) mournfulLyricist: effort is tiring
(11:24:39 PM) speedingCyclone: Everything is tiring to you! Because you arent active like me!
(11:24:43 PM) mournfulLyricist: ive been holding up my head for five minutes
(11:24:46 PM) mournfulLyricist: that active
(11:24:53 PM) mournfulLyricist: and typing
(11:26:23 PM) speedingCyclone: I appreciate that Mira.
(11:26:39 PM) mournfulLyricist: its what you do for friends
(11:26:47 PM) mournfulLyricist: in between bouts of life being terrible
(11:26:49 PM) mournfulLyricist: there are friends
(11:27:00 PM) mournfulLyricist: and then life is only dreadful
(11:27:42 PM) speedingCyclone: Life isnt dreadful! Life is exciting and fun!
(11:28:06 PM) mournfulLyricist: thats what i said
(11:28:09 PM) mournfulLyricist: dreadful
(11:28:37 PM) mournfulLyricist: getting struck by lightning is exciting and fun
(11:28:54 PM) speedingCyclone: I should really get you out of your room and on some skates.
(11:28:54 PM) mournfulLyricist: another point against both of those
(11:28:57 PM) mournfulLyricist: and the outdoors
(11:28:59 PM) speedingCyclone: Then you can have real fun!
(11:29:07 PM) mournfulLyricist: skates
(11:29:17 PM) mournfulLyricist: can it be a guilliotine instead
(11:29:22 PM) mournfulLyricist: that would be just as bad
(11:29:25 PM) speedingCyclone: No silly.
(11:29:35 PM) mournfulLyricist: but id be more romantic and poetic at my inevitable death instead
(11:30:10 PM) speedingCyclone: You arent inevitably going to die! Death cant beat us!
(11:30:41 PM) mournfulLyricist: i dont think thats how it works
(11:31:15 PM) mournfulLyricist: but maybe
(11:31:38 PM) mournfulLyricist: being alive is better than being dead
(11:31:44 PM) mournfulLyricist: im in the habit of being alive at least
(11:32:00 PM) speedingCyclone: Being alive is great!
(11:32:03 PM) speedingCyclone: Real great!
(11:33:00 PM) speedingCyclone: Lets be alive together like real friends should.
(11:33:42 PM) mournfulLyricist: you have very low standards for what friends should do
(11:34:15 PM) mournfulLyricist: not that im complaining
(11:34:23 PM) mournfulLyricist: since that means they can include me
(11:34:37 PM) speedingCyclone: What do you mean?
(11:35:03 PM) mournfulLyricist: if friendship was a puppy in a petstore
(11:35:15 PM) mournfulLyricist: i would be the pet rock someone left behind
(11:35:35 PM) speedingCyclone: Nooooo.
(11:36:01 PM) speedingCyclone: You are the best puppy.
(11:36:11 PM) speedingCyclone: Youre like a little lazy corgi.
(11:36:57 PM) mournfulLyricist: pissing only on one spot instead of everywhere
(11:37:15 PM) mournfulLyricist: actually
(11:37:21 PM) mournfulLyricist: maybe i shouldnt convince you that im terrible
(11:37:24 PM) mournfulLyricist: it might work
(11:37:31 PM) mournfulLyricist: nevermind i am great and wonderful
(11:37:42 PM) mournfulLyricist: and like a happy puppy that isnt a rock at all
(11:37:46 PM) mournfulLyricist: wee
(11:37:53 PM) speedingCyclone: Now you get it!
(11:37:55 PM) speedingCyclone: Your the best!
(11:39:05 PM) mournfulLyricist: though im not saving the world yet
(11:39:08 PM) mournfulLyricist: you keep on doing that
(11:39:18 PM) mournfulLyricist: i think i would fare very poorly in a destroyed world
(11:39:25 PM) mournfulLyricist: buildings would collapse on me
(11:41:15 PM) speedingCyclone: Dont be so negative
(11:41:22 PM) speedingCyclone: Buildings would love you.
(11:41:39 PM) mournfulLyricist: so much that they fell on my head
(11:41:44 PM) mournfulLyricist: that does sound like love
(11:41:59 PM) mournfulLyricist: its like a hug only with concrete
(11:42:22 PM) speedingCyclone: Did i ever fall on you?
(11:43:16 PM) mournfulLyricist: i think thats probably different
(11:43:28 PM) mournfulLyricist: also you did trip on me a few times
(11:43:43 PM) mournfulLyricist: i was on the floor so you might have thought i was a rug
(11:44:11 PM) speedingCyclone: Did I?
(11:44:19 PM) speedingCyclone: Well you were an adorable rug.
(11:44:27 PM) mournfulLyricist: definetely thought i was a rug
(11:45:32 PM) mournfulLyricist: its ok
(11:45:37 PM) mournfulLyricist: ive had worse
(11:45:38 PM) mournfulLyricist: often
(11:45:44 PM) mournfulLyricist: being a rug isnt too bad
(11:45:56 PM) speedingCyclone: You can do better than a rug.
(11:45:58 PM) mournfulLyricist: my face just gets squashed after a while
(11:46:21 PM) speedingCyclone: You should try moving up to being a lamp!
(11:46:41 PM) mournfulLyricist: that sounds like a lot of standing up
(11:46:45 PM) mournfulLyricist: maybe a floor lamp
(11:46:50 PM) speedingCyclone: You would be an awesome lamp.
(11:47:45 PM) mournfulLyricist: thats the spirit mira
(11:47:51 PM) mournfulLyricist: you would be great furniture
(11:47:59 PM) mournfulLyricist: there is hope yet
(11:48:36 PM) speedingCyclone: I would! Unfortunately im too busy being a superhero to be a furniture.
(11:48:54 PM) mournfulLyricist: thats not what i
(11:48:57 PM) mournfulLyricist: nevermind
(11:49:05 PM) mournfulLyricist: make sure to keep that world safe
(11:49:18 PM) mournfulLyricist: try not to punch wires nd electrocute yourself
(11:49:22 PM) speedingCyclone: Speaking of which, I gotta go stop a Jackbot again!
(11:49:24 PM) speedingCyclone: I wont!
(11:49:25 PM) speedingCyclone: Stay!
(11:49:27 PM) speedingCyclone: Positive!
(11:49:32 PM) mournfulLyricist: ok
(11:49:37 PM) speedingCyclone: Goodbye Mira!
(11:49:43 PM) mournfulLyricist: if you find a reporter for a love interest dont let him abduct her
(11:49:50 PM) mournfulLyricist: bye
(11:50:02 PM) ***speedingCyclone ceased pestering mournfulLyricist
(11:50:12 PM) speedingCyclone: ==END==