A-nonMoose

Pony Prison #2

Mar 9th, 2016
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  1. Day 3
  2.  
  3. >Be Anonymous
  4. >Be in Neighagra Institute of Giving Second-chances
  5. >Or as you saw it
  6. >N.I.G.S
  7. >You chuckle every time
  8. >But here you are, in pony prison
  9. >For what, exactly?
  10. “Well, Runa…” You start, about to tell your griffon roommate, “...my reason being here is cursing. But, no, not just any curse, I was told it was a level three curse.”
  11. >She gawks at you, her feathery bangs almost going out of place
  12. >But she fixes them easily
  13. >”By the King, level three curses?! You must’ve said it to Princess Celestia herself if you’re wearing red uniform!”
  14. >You stay silent
  15. >She picks up on it and gasps
  16. >”Is that why you’re in here for a month?! How are you going to survive?”
  17. >Before you speak, you hear the door open
  18. >The Warden, aptly named Crowd Control, walks in
  19. >Such big hooves, soft fur, much homo
  20. >He stares at you in wonder and shakes his head
  21. >”Are you Anonymous?”
  22. “The one and only.” You smile
  23. >”W-Well, we need to finish the tour. I only showed you the cafeteria and the outside yard.”
  24. >Outside yard was an understatement
  25. >It was as big as a football stadium
  26. >It had lots of different areas, such as a rain forest, waterfall, a hill, and a mountain
  27. “Alright...I’ll see you at dinner, Runa!”
  28. >She blushes a bit and waves goodbye
  29. >D’aww...how cute
  30.  
  31. >”Chin up, Flora Lore, only two more days until you get released.” CC, as you’re calling him, flashes a smile to one of the grey suited prisoners
  32. “How long are prisoners usually here?” You ask curiously, walking down the colorful halls of N.I.G.S
  33. >”Usually a few days up to a week, depending on the severity of the crime. Red suits and black suits get more than that. Longest I’ve heard is yours. A month!”
  34. “Ahh, at least it isn’t years.”
  35. >”Anonymous!” He stops and glares at you. “What sort of cruel thoughts pop in your head to say something like that?!”
  36. >Dis nigga serious?
  37. “I thought prison is...”
  38. >You stop yourself
  39. >In all your times here, every pony and creature you encountered had intelligence, but…
  40. >They overreact to everything at an elementary level
  41. >”I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to yell at you like that.” He turns and gulps. “Usually the reds and...blacks give me trouble.”
  42. >You suppress a snicker
  43. “Wow…” You say with a smile. “Didn’t think ponies could be racist.”
  44. >He stops and looks at you confused
  45. >”I don’t understand...human culture thing?”
  46. “To me, it’s like you’re being mean to a race of humans that have darker skin than mine.”
  47. >He widens his eyes and starts crying
  48. >”I-I didn’t know! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make fun of-” You pat his head and scratch him behind the ears
  49. “Don’t worry. They didn’t hear a thing and I’m not one to blame. You’re fine.”
  50. >He blushes a bit and looks up with half lidded eyes
  51. >That’s cute but weird at the same time
  52. >Don’t know how to feel about it since he’s a guy
  53. >”Don’t do that.”
  54. >Oh, it was a glare
  55. “Sorry. Habit of mine.”
  56. >”Petting and scritches are lewd, Anonymous. Don’t do that. Now...on with the tour, there’s a recreational center across the sky-bridge. It’s a building of its own.”
  57. >When you walk out the door to the sky-bridge, you’re kind of in shock
  58.  
  59. >”Two routes to the sky-bridge. There’s the normal way, and the exercising way. You can jump across cloudy platforms like the ones in the arcade! There’s a soft bouncy mat to catch you and little rocks to climb up. Usually, we take the ladders.” Crowd Control snickers a little bit.
  60. >You walk to the platforms and see that it’s a bit of a jump.
  61. >Like...four to six feet between
  62. >Wait a second…
  63. “Clouds?”
  64. >”Yeah. I was gonna ask if you-”
  65. >You didn’t listen and started sprinting, going toward the cloudy platform
  66. >”ANONYMOUS, NO!”
  67. >You hit the cloud
  68. >But never felt solid ground on your feet.
  69. >You’re falling down three stories to the mat
  70. >Well, it was a good run
  71. >You’ll meet your old man at the pearly gates
  72. >He’s probably having a laugh
  73. >It comes closer and you hit the mat
  74. >And it bounces you up in the air, launching you two stories back up
  75. >You flail a bit as you fall back down
  76. >”Oh my gosh oh my gosh” Crowd Control is galloping along the normal route while you bounce on the trampolines
  77. >You get a rhythm going and start bouncing
  78. “Hiiii…….Waaarde…...eeennn….”
  79. >You finally got to the other end and come up just enough to get your feet on solid ground
  80. >CC dashes up to you and looks over you
  81. >”Anonymous! Are you okay?! Do you need the nurse? I can’t believe you would do something like that!”
  82. “Whoa, CC, calm down! That was fun!”
  83. >”Eh...wha…” He stares up at you as you hold your chest
  84. “WOOO! Adrenaline is pumping. I didn’t know those were trampolines! You called them mats so I figured they’re a way to cushion the fall.” You give him a big hug and swing him.
  85. >”I...eheheh…” His cheeks are more redder than ever
  86. >You put him down and scratch your head a little nervously
  87. ”Sorry about that. Usually a natural response to something grim.”
  88. >CC shakes his head and yells, “YOU ALMOST DIED!”
  89. >Tears stream down his face and he shakes a little
  90.  
  91. >Oh...that hurts
  92. >In a place like this, you’re guessing death is only for the wizened or sickly
  93. >You doubt the last part
  94. “Hey, CC, it’s alright. I’m here, aren’t I?” You give a smile
  95. >He nods and wipes his tears
  96. >”I know but…” He shivers and gulps. “...I don’t want to see a prisoner in my care have...have…”
  97. >Oh no the tears are coming again
  98. >*hic*
  99. >That’s too cute.
  100. “No no no, CC, none of that. C’mon. What’s your favorite snack?” You try to get his mind off of you risking your life.
  101. >”I-I...I like pudding cups. Chocolate flavored.” He says.
  102. “Aww yeah! That’s great. Pudding cups are kind of like money here, right?”
  103. >”L-Like bits?” His hiccuping stops
  104. >Bits?
  105. >Oh the gold coins
  106. “Yeah...you guys love how tasty they are! From what I see, they’re like candy given out in Halloween!”
  107. >”W-what’s halloween?”
  108. >Oh...right...different cultures
  109. “You guys have a holiday where you give out candy in costumes?”
  110. >”Oh, Nightmare Night! Yeah...haha, pudding cups are like that.” He smiled
  111. >There you go.
  112. >No more tears
  113. “Alright. So, what were we doing?”
  114. >”The tour! Okay, let’s go to the recreational center!” He brought you inside, seemingly forgetting about what happened
  115. >There were lots of clubs and rooms for this whole three story building
  116. >It was in a circle too
  117. >The inner circle was for the Gardening Club
  118. >So much flora and fauna all in one place
  119. >Were those staircases naturally made out of wood?
  120. >”So, Anonymous…”
  121. “Call me Anon. I feel like it’s a hassle for you to call me by the full name.”
  122. >A blush goes over his face.
  123. >”Wow, nickname basis between us?”
  124. >You think you’ll keep your mouth shut
  125.  
  126. >Sweet Celestia, he must be from another dimension to not know that scritches, ruffling of the mane, and nicknames are for the fine points of romance
  127. >With what you’re thinking, you must be Crowd Control
  128. >You definitely think he’s lived a harsh life if he willingly jumped off the edge of the sky-bridge, not knowing it was for pegasus, changelings, and griffons only
  129. >And the way he holds himself is just…
  130. >Thank Luna above you set a uniform policy for guards and yourself
  131. >You don’t think Anon would want to see Pepper Spray
  132. >Calm yourself, you’re the warden!
  133. >Can’t have thoughts like that
  134. “A-A-Anyway…” You clear your throat to get out the discomfort and awkwardness you’re feeling. “What sort of clubs are you interested?”
  135. >”Are they recommended?” He put his hands on his side, looking outside the window
  136. “No, but it is if you’re looking for friends.”
  137. >The way he’s looking out there, he might be into gardening?
  138. >”I know there’s a Music club I’m interested in. Game club, maybe. Also that Exercise club!”
  139. >Since he said music club first, you decide to take him there
  140. “Music club it is. We’re actually right in front of the door!” You smile and point
  141. >”Wow. That was totally something not lazy.” You heard Anon mumble to himself
  142. >What lazy...was he wanting to go to the exercise club first?
  143. >He opens the door either way and you walk in with him
  144. >A lone piano was heard playing on stage while others, with trumpets, guitars, and others are in the soundproof bubbles
  145. >”It looks a lot bigger than a regular room. Are we in an auditorium?” You nod to his question
  146. “This is the general auditorium. When we don’t use it, the prisoners use it for the music club. We requisition some soundproof bubbles from Canterlot so that they take their instruments and play in peace.”
  147. >”Isn’t music supposed to be shared?” Anon asks
  148. >”Is someone speaking my language?” A voice pops from the piano
  149.  
  150. >A griffon with a feathery bangs
  151. >”Runa! Is that you?”
  152. >”Anonymous? What a surprise! I didn’t think someone like you would have interest in music!” She flies up and lands in front of you and Anon. “Hello, Crowd Control. Showing him around?”
  153. “Almost. Just gotta show him the Nurse Laffy Taffy’s office, the guards quarters, in case of emergency, and my office.”
  154. >”Punctual. I like that.” Anonymous chuckled. “So what instruments you guys have?”
  155. >”The piano is a recent addition. It was made by the minotaur company Plat. Hama. We also have guitar, horns, strings, and some percussion instruments.”
  156. >You could see Anon eyeing the piano
  157. >He walks up to the stage and and looks at the piano in awe
  158. >”Wish I had my ipod. I wanna know what songs to play...ahh, I’ll make something up.”
  159. >He sat down and clasped his hands
  160. >What is he-
  161. >*Krrtk*
  162.  
  163. >You could feel your stomach churning
  164. >But you force yourself to not throw up
  165. >Because the Warden is pretty much doing that for you
  166. >You’re Runa and you rush over to your new friend
  167. “Anon, you’re mad! Are you okay?!”
  168. >”I’m not mad, I’m Anon!” He chuckles
  169. >Is he really laughing at a time like this?
  170. >You grab a hold of him and shake
  171. “You crazy creature! You just broke your equivalent to my claws!”
  172. >He looks at you confused
  173. >”My fingers? They aren’t broken. I just cracked them.”
  174. >Your eye twitches from how stupid that sounds
  175. “They might as well be the same thing! Just look at your fingers!” You hold both his palms and show them.
  176. >Wait...they don’t look broken
  177. >They look the same as ever
  178. >Is it internal?
  179. >AH! He’s bending them just fine!
  180. >You spring back and notice how quick your breathing was
  181. >Just...what happened?!
  182. >He shakes his hands and starts playing
  183. >”Will this convince you that it’s not broken?” He starts playing on the notes you never heard before
  184. >You are mesmerized by how exotic it sounds
  185. >”Runa, are you-” One of your club members look up at Anon and listens to the melody playing and just watches.
  186. >The rest of the prisoners come out to see what was happening, only for them to fall under the spell Anon is seemingly putting them under
  187. >You fly up to him and see what he’s playing
  188. >Only to be amazed
  189. >He’s using the black keys!?
  190. >Those things were something you always avoided.
  191. >Made your piano playing sound weird and bad when you touched them
  192. >But he’s making beautiful music out of them
  193. >”Like it? It’s a pentatonic scale, just the five notes on the black keys. Or...not. The notes have to be the same spacing between the five notes just like the black keys.”
  194. >You don’t even know what he’s saying but…
  195. >You’re blushing so it means one thing
  196. >You have a crush on him!
  197.  
  198. >But he’s...what are- Oh right, human!
  199. >What of his culture?
  200. >Is he a warrior?
  201. >A poet? Philosopher?
  202. >Is he honorbound to a certain duty?
  203. >Is he saving himself for his love to whom he’ll come back to one day?
  204. >”Haha, you don’t even know what I’m talking about, am I?” He ruffles your feathery bangs
  205. >You just widen your eyes when you realize he’s petting you in public…
  206. >The other members just look away and cough. feeling awkward
  207. >”Huh? Did I do something wrong?”
  208. >Someone saying that is definitely not something of what you thought
  209. >He’s probably a regular citizen of his culture
  210. >You clear your throat and breathe a bit
  211. “Anon, what you did was very lewd.” You say, trying not to stammer or blush.
  212. >”Oh...Oh right, Warden told me not to-”
  213. >Crowd Control stumbles away from the trash can and points a hoof at him.
  214. >”A-Anon...you’re coming with me to the nurse. Need to…*urgh* check your fingers for any dislocations…”
  215. >”You serious? I just cracked my fingers. It isn’t that-”
  216. >The inmates look at each other in hushed whispers
  217. >”Did he really do that?”
  218. >”How is he still playing?”
  219. >Crowd Control wipes his mouth and stares at Anon with a terrifying glare
  220. >You hate it when he does this
  221. >It feels so demeaning and really mean
  222. >But Anon doesn’t seem phased by it
  223. >”Anon, come with me, now.”
  224. >The inmates reel from his tone of voice
  225. >Anon looks at him back and stares back
  226. >He gets up and sighs, “Fine. I’ll go to the nurse, daaaaaaaaad.”
  227. >Whoa, is he really his father?
  228. >Crowd Control gets red from embarrassment and shakes his head
  229. >”I’m not your...oh, whatever, it’s probably a human thing. Just come...Runa, please come with me as well.”
  230. >You nod and help Anon out of his seat
  231. >”Thanks.” He says, jumping down from the stage and walking toward Crowd Control
  232. >You follow suit and get him to the nurse’s office
  233.  
  234. >”Nurse Laffy Taffy! We may have a major booboo on our hands!” Crowd Control wails as he knocks on the door.
  235. >When the door opens, you see the big diamond dog known as Laffy Taffy
  236. >She's a lot different from the regular diamond dogs you seen
  237. >Brown coat and yellow hair, along with some make-up
  238. >The make-up will never hide how tired she looks
  239. >She may have had it up to here a long time ago
  240. >”Key word: may.” She said and looked over at both you and Anon. “You look fine, Runa. But you, weird mino-monkey thing. I’ve never seen a freak like you.”
  241. >CC scrunches his muzzle
  242. >”Laffy Taffy! Language!”
  243. >”Ahh don’t get your tail in a twist. It’s a level one curse word. Not that bad.”
  244. >“Wait, freak is a level one curse?” Anon says, surprised
  245. >Crowd Control slaps a hoof to his head and Laffy Taffy just chuckles
  246. >”Same thing I thought.” She chuckles.
  247. >You shake your head and point to Anon
  248. “He cracked his fingers and-”
  249. >”Runa, please. They’re fine.” Anon wiggled his fingers.
  250. >You reel back
  251. >”Can you repeat the action you did?” Laffy Taffy requests, bringing the three of you in the office. “While we’re on this, might as well do the whole examination. We got time to do that before dinner.”
  252. >Anon nodded and you cover your ears
  253. >You see Laffy Taffy widen her eyes and watch as Anon shakes his fingers a bit
  254. >”Crackling was heard but you just...seem fine.” She holds his hands and bends his fingers a bit
  255. >Anon seem to blush at this
  256. >Is...hand-holding something he finds lewd?
  257. >”Buy me dinner first, nurse.” He said a little nervously, chuckling a little.
  258. >She lets go with a blank stare and writes down on a little notepad
  259. >”He seems fine. Now go, please. I’m gonna do an examination on him and it’s strictly patient-nurse confidentiality.” Laffy Taffy shoves you and Crowd Control out.
  260. “Whoa wait a minute I-”
  261. >The door slams and locks
  262. “Ah...Anon, I hope you’re alright…”
  263.  
  264.  
  265. >You hate your Cousin Whatsis for showing you the fucking furry stuff when you were teenagers
  266. >Because now is a good time to not be attracted to a cold hearted dog nurse
  267. >You’re Anonymous and daaaaaamn, she thicc
  268. >After a while of checking your height, weight, strength, flexibility, the whole nine yards, she sighs and puts down the clipboard
  269. >”I hate telling patients this but, this is a mandatory process...I’m gonna need a blood sample.”
  270. >You purse your lips a little
  271. “That’s it? Thought you were gonna say something worse.”
  272. >”I hope you’re not trying to impress me. I already have enough patients doing that as it is.” She sighs and takes out a little empty blood pack
  273. >You see the needle and breathe a little bit
  274. >”Second guessing yourself?”
  275. “No, I just don’t like needles. But if I have to do it, I have to do it.” You lay down and Laffy Taffy takes your left arm
  276. >”Shame none of the other patients see it like that.” She slides the needle in before you say anything.
  277. >A quick ssssssss escapes your mouth and she looks away from the blood
  278. >”Didn’t think you’d go this far without crying.”
  279. “It’s just a needle taking my blood. It isn’t that bad. Just the insertion part of it.”
  280. >She grunts in approval and takes the needle out after looking at the blood pack
  281. >”That’ll be good enough. So, lollipops or kisses?” She blushes a bit after putting the bandage on your arm
  282. >Excuse me…
  283. “Excuse me?”
  284. >”Well, it’s either I give you a lollipop or kiss on the boo-boo.”
  285. >Oh…
  286. >Thank lord it wasn’t what you thought it was
  287. >Can’t turn into a furry today
  288. >Maybe later…
  289. “I’ll take a lollipop.”
  290. >”Alright. Here…” She takes out a huge round strawberry lollipop
  291. >You take it and chuckle how it was as big as your hand
  292. >”It’ll be dinner time soon. I’ll take you there. Don’t want you falling and getting dizzy on the way there without anyone helping.”
  293.  
  294. >You’re Laffy Taffy
  295. >This human has...an interesting scent about him
  296. >Not only has he taken the needle without crying, he chose a lollipop over kisses
  297. >You’ve been trying really hard not to swoon over someone you never met but…
  298. >Ehh, this feeling would pass
  299. >Always has when you meet someone claiming their tough
  300. >He might have not been hurt by a needle, but can he deal with what this Institute holds?
  301. >Whatever, the cafeteria seems to have some meat tonight
  302. >And meat means bones
  303. >Mmm…that smell is delicious
  304. >”Aww sweet, they have chicken.” Anon widened his face
  305. >Reminds you of your brother eating meat for the first time
  306. “Guessing you’re a carnivore?”
  307. >He looks down and shakes
  308. >You glare at him
  309. >He’s obviously taking meat
  310. >”I’m an omnivore. Both meat and green.”
  311. >You lessen the glare a bit
  312. >Should’ve said that instead of shaking his head and waiting a few seconds
  313. “Whatever...something to add to my notes when we eat.”
  314. >You both find a place to sit after getting some beverages and pudding cups
  315. >Looks like Anon is ravaging that meat like a barbarian
  316. >Did you just call him Anon and not Anonymous?
  317. >...
  318. >He won’t know
  319. >After a few minutes, he takes his strawberries and tears it into little pieces before opening his pudding cup
  320. “Anonymous, what in Tartarus are you doing?”
  321. >He looks at you and puts the strawberries in the pudding cup
  322. >”Mixing it. It reminds me of chocolate dipped strawberries and they’re really delicious.”
  323. >Whoa...wait a minute…
  324. “Does your species really dip whatever they want into chocolate pudding?” You eye him curiously
  325.  
  326. >”Well, yeah. We dip marshmallows, bacon, fruits-”
  327. “What about vegetables?” You nearly yell.
  328. >”Whoa, calm down. I...I don’t think so. I’d imagine it’d taste terrible.” He stirred his pudding cup and started eating. “Whoa, this really...oh my.”
  329. >He starts tearing up a little
  330. >Food...food makes him cry
  331. >”It’s so delicious I’m actually crying. I love it. I never had anything this delicious before.” He kept eating
  332. “Anon! If something is making you cry, you don’t continue to eat it!” You grab it from him
  333. >He glares and stands up
  334. >“Hand it over!” He shouts
  335. >You just sit there, looking at him like he’s crazy
  336. >”I said hand it over...now!”
  337. >What is he-
  338. >Wait, you don’t feel like yourself
  339. >You give him the pudding cup
  340. >”Go-...oh wait, forgot, no petting. It’s apparently lewd.” He sat down and started eating his pudding cup again
  341. >”Inmate! What’s with the shouting?” A minotaur guard struts up from behind with a paper baton
  342. >No, why does Silver Jade have to be here?
  343. >She’s one of the toughest guards in N.I.G.S, but she’s…
  344. >Really, really mean
  345. >You’re cold, but you don’t go and hurt the poor guys
  346. >”I had my pudding cup stolen. I got it back. Simple.”
  347. >Silver Jade didn’t like the tone Anonymous was using
  348. >She especially didn’t like how the others gasped when he spoke to her that way
  349. >”Don’t sass me, inmate. Change that tone of voice…” She glowered at him
  350. “Silver Jade, ju-
  351. >”Okay look...hrrmph…”He looked back at her and got a face full of minotaur breasts.
  352. >You think you’re done here
  353. >You don’t want to see the punishment that Silver Jade is going to dish out
  354. >Getting up, you take a quick mental reminder of the chocolate dipped strawberries
  355. >It’ll probably have a profound effect if you use other food for those dealing with fat
  356. >You walk out and pray to Houndvalha that Anonymous comes out alive
  357.  
  358. >Oh shit, this is embarrassing
  359. >You didn’t expect someone with that Jessica Rabbit type voice to have bigger knockers than Jessica Rabbit
  360. >You’re Anonymous and you’re about to die without no regrets
  361. >”You dirty monkey! I’ll teach you why I, Silver Jade, is the toughest guard here!” She raises her baton
  362. >What’s with dying without regrets without making your last stand?
  363. >As she swings down, you catch her wrist and take the baton from…
  364. >You look at the baton and realize it was made out of newspaper, tape, and glue
  365. >Silver Jade takes the baton and swings again, but with how telegraphed she was, you just caught it again
  366. >”Oh Luna...he’s standing up to her…”
  367. >”He’s just...catching it.”
  368. >”He’s not gonna take it…”
  369. >”No! You can’t do that! I’m the guard with the baton.” She says, trying to hit you
  370. >You know what, you’ll humor her
  371. >She swings and you don’t even block it
  372. *bap* *bap* *bap*
  373. *bap*
  374. >...
  375. *bap*
  376. >She stops when she realizes you aren’t possibly in a fetal position crying
  377. >She looks at the newspaper baton and jabs you on the chest
  378. *krrk*
  379. >The baton folds a little when it comes into contact
  380. >”Well, this is embarrassing…” She says before backing away
  381. >You stand up and see she’s only a few inches shorter than you
  382. >”Oh...that’s right...you’re taller than me.” She giggles nervously a little bit before running away
  383. >Dat ass...she thicc too
  384. “Ey yo ma, show me what dat donk do!” You call
  385. >She doesn’t respond but continue out the cafeteria
  386. >And applause come all over the cafeteria
  387.  
  388. >Whoa, you didn’t expect this sort of thing
  389. >You sit back down and deal with your pudding cup
  390. >Sweet with a little tart to it
  391. >Delicious
  392. >”Anon, you didn’t tell me you were that strong!” Runa swoops in beside you. “First you crack your fingers but they don’t...crack! Now you take hits from Silver’s fearsome baton!”
  393. >Fearsome...baton…
  394. >Nigga, please!
  395. “It was made out of newspaper...it isn’t that ‘fearsome’.” You quote with your hands
  396. >”But...that…” She gulps a little bit and asks. “Where are you from that something like this doesn’t affect you?”
  397. >Ooh boy, that’s a can of whoop-ass that will not be open
  398. “Shh...spoilers. Can’t tell.” You grin, showing your teeth a little
  399. >She reels a bit
  400. >”Oh...that’s probably why. You’re a carnivore like me.”
  401. “No, it’s omnivore. I-”
  402. >”Moonti Kurrgl!” You hear a voice to the side of you
  403. >Turning, you see nothing at all
  404. >Looking around still doesn’t give you any clues
  405. >”Over here!” that heavy european accent though
  406. >You look down on the seat and see a pegasus pony the size of a wallet
  407. “Whooooaaaaaa...hey there, little guy.” You smile
  408. >It flies up and starts speaking in angry gibberish
  409. >Guess it has its own language
  410. >”Anon! Get away! That’s a black suit breezy!” Runa pulls you away. “She’ll probably recruit you for-”
  411. >”I’m not recruiting, bird brain!” The tiny thing shouts
  412. >For something that small, it has powerful lungs to be heard
  413. >”Don’t be rude. you...you…”
  414. >Tears well up in her eyes, but she still stays strong
  415. “Okay, both of you calm. Little guy-”
  416. >”My name is Lima, you ape! Not little guy!”
  417. >”Okay, sheesh! Lima, black suit or not, that was mean. Now, say you’re sorry.” you say with a little stern tone
  418. >The breezy looks up at you and grumbles a bit
  419. >”I’m sorry…”
  420. >Shit attempt, but that’ll do
  421.  
  422. >”Anon, you human, you…” Runa sniffs. “...got a black suit to apologize.”
  423. >What the hell...you’re guessing black suits are the worst of the worst
  424. >”Anyway, Anon…”
  425. >”It’s Anonymous, to you.” Runa sneers
  426. “Runa…” you look at her.
  427. >She turns away and pouts
  428. >Man, with her feathers covering a bit of her face like that…
  429. >U-Unf~
  430. >”Anonymous, sorry…” did Lima blush? “I was wondering if I could...umm...how many are in your herd?”
  431. >Herd? What?
  432. >You hear Runa squeak and click her beak a little
  433. >Turning to her, you ask her what would be the most stupidest question in Equestria
  434. “Runa, what’s a herd?”
  435. >*insert anime Runa dropping on the floor*
  436. >”Anonymous, are you serious?! You don't have herds where you're from?” She yells out loud
  437. >The whole room goes quiet
  438. >Now that you think about it…
  439. “You mean a polygamy type relationship?”
  440. >She softens her hard gaze and sighs, “that's one way of looking at it.”
  441. >Oh snap…
  442. >As someone raised in the good ol USA, you tend to be more monogamous
  443. >But man, you wish for at least two or three women in one
  444. >Could this be-
  445. >Snap out of it!
  446. >You're not a furry!
  447. >But you can't hurt their feelings
  448. >Let them down but not too hard
  449. “I don't have a herd...but I'll think about it.”
  450. >That's not letting them down
  451. >Cousin Jane Doe would probably be smiling upon you if she saw this
  452. >Lima looks a little more hopeful
  453. >”Then I'll see to it that you say yes!” She plops on your nose before flying away
  454. >That left Runa grumbling a little
  455. >You pat her back to ease her frustration
  456. >”A-Anoooon. I told you-”
  457. “Now hold on…”you stop her. “In human culture, patting one’s back is a way to sympathize with the other. It shows that I'm there for you.”
  458. >She smiles and leans on you a little bit
  459. >"Thank you, Anon..."
  460.  
  461. >Later, you enter your room with a nice acoustic guitar
  462. >You're borrowing it from the Music Club
  463. >Just feel like playing a little bit
  464. >After tuning it, you play a little bit of APC
  465. >Pet would be a nice tune to play
  466. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17UfuReanBE [Embed]
  467. >It's a little hard since its been a while
  468. >That and the shock of being in a world of cutesy creatures probably still hasn't passed
  469. >It's only been three days, anyway
  470. >After you were done, you hear a bit of clapping
  471. >Oh shit the door was open
  472. >Silver Jade stands there, admiring the way you play
  473. >”Is that a sonnet you made?” She walks in nervously
  474. >One minute she's beating you with a newspaper baton and now she's all buddy buddy with you
  475. >Adorable, she's trying to connect with you and maybe apologize
  476. “No. It's from someone else. A group of musicians. This is only the acoustic version.” >You continue playing the guitar
  477. >She listens intently before coughing a little
  478. >”I...uh, kinda wanted to apologize.” She looks away and grits her teeth a little. “It's hard to do what I do. Usually, the inmates bully each other a bit and I have to step in. And…” She tears up.
  479. “They think of me as brutal. Strict. So I felt I had to keep up the act so they stop fighting. Soon, everyone thinks of me in that light. The fighting and bullying stopped...but at the price of being avoided.”
  480. >Didn't really expect to hear that
  481. >That was just sad
  482. >And the way she looked just…
  483. >You put down the guitar and get up to hug her
  484. >You hear a small gasp and she stands there
  485.  
  486.  
  487. >Then the shaking comes
  488. >And the tears
  489. >Finally the sobbing
  490. >Poor little Minotaur
  491. >Keeping up an act to make the others get along
  492. >”I hate you…” she hiccupped. “How can you forgive me after giving you a beating like that?!”
  493. “That’s not a beating.”
  494. >She looks up in your eyes and huffs a little before hugging you again
  495. >”You’re so kind, but I see the stuff of nightmares you keep hidden in that head of yours.”
  496. >Can she read your mind?
  497. >She gives you a soft caress on the face before she turns away and walks out
  498. >”I’ll see you around, Anon…” She gives a playful gaze and an all knowing smile before walking out
  499. >...does minotaurs count as furries?
  500.  
  501. Day 4
  502.  
  503. >Be Silver Jade
  504. >You're clocking in a little early
  505. >Anonymous is so...mysterious
  506. >A human...never heard of that species
  507. >Not only that, but he looks almost just like your own species
  508. >Except a little thinner
  509. >But yet he managed to stop your hands from even touching him
  510. >Yet when you hit him, he wasn't even phased
  511. >Was it a warning?
  512. >Well, he didn't do anything to retaliate
  513. >He must've humored you
  514. >Yet...when you visited him, that melody he played was so…
  515. >And when you gazed into his eyes there was…
  516. >It's so alien to you but you definitely know that he hides something sinister
  517. >It was why you were named Silver Jade
  518. >A weird name for a Minotaur but...your mother and father were weird as well
  519. >Your father loved a shaman woman and then pop here you are
  520. >Despite your nobility, you disliked it
  521. >So many talked the talk but couldn't walk the walk
  522. >None of it appealed to you
  523. >Same here with the inmates
  524. >Except Anon
  525. >Oh darn, you're thinking about him on a nickname level
  526. >Yeah, you're crushing on him really hard
  527. >Speaking of which, you hope the Warden would let you-
  528. >”*krrrtz* Would Silver Jade please come to my office? Silver Jade to my office.”
  529. >A couple of oohs and snickering from the inmates and a glare to shut them up
  530. >You sigh and walk to the office to face the music
  531. >No doubt to fire you, probably
  532.  
  533. “You wanted to see me, Warden?” You walk in to Crowd’s office
  534. >”Yes. Take a seat.” He said, not even turning to face you as he looks out the window
  535. >Some inmates playing a few games and one or two out on walks
  536. >Wait, is that Anon playing a guitar?
  537. >”Alright. Don't sit. I'll probably be quick.” He turns and gazes into your eyes. “Heard you tried to beat Anonymous when he turned to face you. You were to close and…” He blushed a bit. “Won't say it but you get the point. Point is, despite how tough he is, you still hit him to discipline. What's our motto?”
  538. “Sir, to guide the inmates towards the right path.” You answer
  539. >”Exactly. What you did yesterday did not guide them on the right path. They fear you and for good reason!” He nearly yells
  540. >Tears form on your eyes from the outburst, and he clears his throat.
  541. >”You need to reel yourself in. You have to teach them, not hurt them. We’re here to help them, not discipline them. That's last measures when all else fails. I don't want to this institution to be the first to use The Last Measure. Am I clear?”
  542. “Yes, sir.”
  543. >”Good. I'm assigning you to be Anonymous’ guard. He’s in here a month and he's a red suit, as you probably know. Help him.”
  544. >You widen your eyes hearing that
  545. >A month…?!
  546. >Crowd Control turns and looks outside again
  547. >”That will be all. Go to him.”
  548. >You nod and close the door on your way out.
  549.  
  550. >You're an unknown character
  551. >You watch Anonymous from afar, glaring at him
  552. >You saw how he took Silver’s beating and didn't fight back
  553. >And she ran!
  554. >He didn't even hit her
  555. >You're gonna challenge him, just to see how tough he is
  556. >He’s like a tank in your campaigns in Potions and Ponies
  557. >He can take the hits, but can he dish them?
  558. >You'll see soon enough
  559.  
  560. >”Hello, Anonymous.” You hear Silver Jade and turn to meet her
  561. >She looks at you weirdly when you jumped away then turned
  562. >”What are you doing?” She looks at you weirdly
  563. “Do we want to repeat yesterday?” You tell her
  564. >She blushes and shakes her head
  565. “Good. What's up?”
  566. >”Uhh, what?”
  567. >”How are you? What are you up to? What's up...ohhhhhh, that's where it comes from!” You exclaim happily
  568. >”Well, besides being yelled at by The Warden, I'm fine. He scolded me for hurting you.” She looked away and huffed
  569. >Is it really that serious to be hit with soft objects?
  570. “It's a paper baton...it doesn't hurt!” You put the guitar behind you
  571. >”I…” She sighs and pinches her brows. “Whatever. He told me that I'm gonna be your personal guard.”
  572. “Why? I can handle myself.”
  573. >”Well, you're gonna be in here longer than a week. And you're a red suit. So I have to be helping you out in making sure you learn your lesson and not become a criminal.”
  574. >Wow, that's actually noble
  575. “That's pretty commendable. I like that. Wish human jails were like that.”
  576. >”Why? What do they do? Just hold them until their time is up?”
  577. >Oh yeah you don't want to tell them about human jail
  578. “Something...like that...yeah.” You scratch your head
  579. >She looks at you with furrowed brows but backs aware
  580. >”You aren't telling me much, but I won't push it. From what I felt yesterday, I think I'll wait on it until you're comfortable. Now, let's head for breakfast.”
  581. >Your stomach growls a little
  582. >Wow okay this definitely wasn't coincidence
  583.  
  584. >Heading into the cafeteria, you see eyes all on you
  585. >As well as Silver Jade
  586. >You ignore them and continue toward the line
  587. >In front of you stands a big dragon
  588. >Jesus he…
  589. >He's a big guy
  590. >”For you.”
  591. >You turn and see a pony giving out a pudding cup with a letter on it
  592. >You take it before Silver Jade does
  593. >”Hey, inmate, get...back here…” Before she could nab him, he skedaddled back to his table and ate his breakfast with his friends
  594. >”Whooaaa...I never seen a Minotaur like you…” A big deep female voice rumbled
  595. >Oh snap it was the dragon in front of you
  596. >And that's no guy
  597. >You look and see the aqua green dragon looking down at you
  598. >”You look like a monkey but a better adorable looking one.” She giggled slowly
  599. >It felt a little threatening
  600. >”Cool it, Andalee.” Silver Jade glares up at her. “That's nigh flirting and I don't want to take away dessert for you.”
  601. “It's all good just...I never seen a dragon before. Nor one that doesn't want to hurt me.” You continue gazing at the dragon
  602. >”Hurt you?” She scoffs. “I'm probably the nicest dragon you'll ever meet.”
  603. “Well, you haven't ate me yet. That's a start.”
  604. >You're met with wide eyes from Andalee and a smack to the back from Silver Jade
  605. >”Anonymous! That sort of behavior is-”
  606. “No no! I didn't mean that! I mea-”
  607. >”So forward...in such a place like this.” Her claws caress her cheeks.
  608. “I swear to god I-”
  609. >”Andalee, you're about to get another day added to your sentence if you keep this up!” Silver Jade bellows.
  610. >Andalee blushes deeply and turns away
  611. >”I'm sorry…” She stammers before taking her tray of food
  612. >You could hear sobbing as she walks away
  613.  
  614. “Damn. Didn't think she’d cry from getting yelled at.” You sit down with your banana muffin, waffles, milk, and pudding cup
  615. >”It was expected. She gives flirting compliments and it makes others uncomfortable. Like…’you're so cute in that outfit’ or ‘that's a nice button you made’ and all that.”
  616. >That really doesn't sound like anything to make a fuss over
  617. “Just compliments like that? That's it?” You ask incredulously
  618. >”Oh, here we go.” She slaps a hand to her forehead. “A concept that's either foreign to you or waaaaay to beneath you.”
  619. “That isn't flirting.”
  620. >”Yes it is, Anonymous!”
  621. >Runa flies next to you and holds you back from nothing
  622. >”Anon, what's going on?” She asks concerned.
  623. >You decide to test out this little cultural thing here
  624. “Nothing. You look nice today, Runa.”
  625. >She blushes and looks away, twirling her feathers in her claws
  626. >”Oh my lord, you really don't know.” Silver Jade lays her head down.
  627. >Shit damn you know not petting and all isnt allowed but compliments?
  628. >This is gonna suck
  629. >”Wait, Anon, seriously, what's going on? Is Silver Jade your guard?”
  630. >You nod
  631. >”And I'm gonna have a tough time teaching him Equus culture since he doesn't know compliments are fu...dging indecent!”
  632. >Runa giggles at Silver Jade’s tolerance of your antics
  633. >You decide to keep going
  634.  
  635. “But in my culture, it makes the day of my species. Wouldn't you like it if I told you that you were doing a nice job helping me?”
  636. >Silver Jade looks up and purses her lips
  637. “And that you have a cute nose and ring.”
  638. >She blushes and slowly smiles
  639. >Before she puts on her tough act again and gets up
  640. >”I'm gonna take a small breather.” She quickly finishes her milk and brings her muffin with her. “Clearly, you are more of a challenge to help than I thought.”
  641. >She walks away, finishing her milk
  642. >You don't notice, only watching her ass jiggle a little as she walks out
  643. >”How are you so tough, Anon? You keep messing with the toughest guard as if it were nothing.”
  644. “The booty helps me attain inner nirvana.”
  645. >Runa just cocks her head in confusion
  646. >”I don't follow. Human thing?”
  647. >You nod and finish your tray
  648. >Oh right, the letter!
  649. >You take the letter out and read it:
  650. “Dear ape, (oh this is good) I am writing in fury to challenge you to a fight. You claim to be the toughest, but you know not of what tough is. Let's see if you can deal out what you take. The Yard and in the mountain area, 10 am. I'll be waiting.”
  651. >Runa shakes a bit and breathe as calmly as she could
  652. >”Anon...please, don't do this. Let's just report this to the warden and-”
  653. “Nah, I’ll do this.”
  654. >”But you're easily the toughest! You'll hurt him more than he’ll hurt you!”
  655. “I'm not gonna hit him. I'm just gonna flick his nose. That'll probably hurt him less than what I can actually do.”
  656. >She stares at her eggs and takes one last nibble
  657. >”You're starting to scare me…” She mumbles. “And I love it.” She says quietly.
  658.  
  659. >Hello it is hot in here
  660. >You can't think of a pun to declare that you're Runa
  661. >You would've said Runa or not, here I am
  662. >But it's really stupid
  663. >And you slowly hate yourself for even thinking that
  664. >Oh, whatever!
  665. >Anon is about to fight someone!
  666. >A trip to his room was a little weird
  667. >He grabbed this weird black brick that fit in his pockets
  668. >And another black box with a little stick
  669. >”Alright. Good. I can play some music to pump me up. Maybe a little smoke trick, too.”
  670. “What are you planning, Anon?” You leer a little warily
  671. >”Don't worry about it.”
  672. “Anon, you're tough. The toughest thing I've ever met.”
  673. >”Don't worry about it.”
  674. ”You're probably gonna hurt the poor guy.”
  675. >”Runa, I got this. Don't worry about it.”
  676. “What if you get a longer sentence?!”
  677. >”So?”
  678. >There's no reasoning with him
  679. >He’s dead set on accepting this challenge
  680. >You and Anon walk out into the yard and go over to the mountain area
  681. >Many boulders to fly over and feel at home
  682. >There was even a little rock climbing place to a small plateau area
  683. >That must be the inmate up top there
  684.  
  685. >”I see you've accepted my challenge, Anonymous!” No. It can't be him.
  686. >Not that black suit!
  687. “Allow me to introduce myself! I'm Prince Al-Inacan, a changeling of the Inacan Hive! Toughest of the changelings. I have heard and seen your triumphs, but yours are but a dwindling speck.”
  688. >Anon just smiles and looks over to me
  689. >”Never thought I'd find someone cuter than the Warden.”
  690. >Prince Al stammers and sputters
  691. >”Wha- Now ju-...Just hold on a minute! I'm trying to challenge you! How is any of what I said cute!”
  692. >You fluster as Anon stands there, thinking.
  693. >”Well…” Anon starts. “Compared to CC’s muscular stallion body, I'm assuming yours is kinda on the lean and mean side. Kinda weird with the holes as well. Not only that, but your personality is too cute. Just like my guilty pleasure low tier waifu.”
  694. >Waifu?
  695. “What's a waifu?” You look up at him
  696. >”Shh, don't ruin the moment.”
  697. >Al-Inacan stammers and shakes a little, but continues to stay stoic
  698. >”I know not of your ‘waifu’, but he or she is probably...SHIT!”
  699. >You widen your eyes at the sudden invocation of a level 3 curse word
  700. >”Oh no...you didn't just insult Ayase.” He pounded his fists together and cracked them
  701. >You cringe at the noise, but Al-Inacan reels
  702. >”Beast! What manner of-” He watches in horror as Anon climbs the rock wall with ease. “How did you...climb up here so fast?!”
  703. >”I can reach the top on my tip toes. It isn't that hard for me.”
  704. >You flew up to Anon’s side and avert your gaze when Al-Inacan takes notice of you
  705. >”Griffon, stay your place. It's a duel between me and Anonymous!”
  706. “I-”
  707. >”She won't interfere.”
  708. “-am not gonna put up with your false bravado! I'm gonna put a stop to it between you!”
  709. >Before you know it, a green bubble surrounds you
  710.  
  711. >You're Anonymous and you're just faking being pissed
  712. >You're actually having fun with this
  713. >Up until you see a bubble surround Runa
  714. “Whoa whoa hey now, don't go hurting my friends here.”
  715. >”Oh don't worry. Safe and sound. Won't interrupt us.” He got into what you assume was a battle stance
  716. >His horn glowed, giving him a deathly look what with his steel glare and black shiny carapace
  717. >You have to admit
  718. >That's pretty fucking badass
  719. >”My magic is my weapon. What of yours?”
  720. “We aren't battling to the death are we?”
  721. >He grits his teeth from that
  722. >Are those tears?!
  723. >”How hard is it to comprehend a simple duel?! Do you live under rocks?! Just fight until we can't take the pain or run with a tail between your legs!”
  724. “Oh, okay…” You take out your phone and vape
  725. >Yeah, you vape
  726. >Get over it
  727. >Kangertech was awesome, anyway
  728. >”Ready?”
  729. >You nod, turning your phone and vape on
  730. >While he's charging at you, you put the vape in your mouth and inhale
  731. >You feel a little tap of magic hitting you
  732. >Not a painful tap but whoa you feel a little woozy
  733. >You shake your head and finally the phone turns on
  734.  
  735. >”What the...how are you still up?” Al-Inacan stares up in horror. “That was all the emotions I gained from the others’ admiration of you!”
  736. >You finally get to an app on your phone and take the vape out
  737. >Exhaling, you blow out a huge plume of smoke
  738. >Holy shit this is a big one!
  739. >”What the-” the smoke covers the prince
  740. >You press on the phone
  741. -BRR BRR BRR BRRRRRRRR-
  742. “OHHHH! OOOOHHHHHHHHH!” You shout, pressing buttons all over the screen
  743. >Many of your shitty memes attracted the attention of nearby inmates
  744. >Al-Inacan pushed all your smoke away and glared
  745. >”Are you taking this fight seriously?! Knowing all the obscenities your shouting from that contraption, I feel-”
  746. “OHHHH! OHHHHHHHHH! BABY A TRIPLE!” Your phone shouts it out loud, with you shouting along with it
  747. >He charges at you with his horn down
  748. >Oh shit!
  749. >You dive out the way and quickly get back up on your feet
  750. >He wants to play it like that, huh?
  751. “Oh, I knew this place wasn't as innocent as it seemed.”
  752. >He turns and trots up slowly
  753. >”Innocent? You speak as if you enjoy it here.”
  754. “You're kidding. This is like paradise compared to home.” Al-Inacan doesn't take you seriously and laughs.
  755. >”Haha! Right, and your species outright kill each other, I bet!”
  756. >You sigh and walk up to him and kneel down to his level
  757. >Quickly, you flick your fingers against his muzzle
  758.  
  759. >He reels and holds his face
  760. >”You...You…!” He looks at you with tears gushing down his face.
  761. >”Oh lords…” Silver Jade finally climbs up. “Finally...now!” She walks up to both you and Al-Inacan. “What is…”
  762. >She notices his face freshly drenched in tears
  763. >And your fingers primed and ready for another flick
  764. >She looks and sees the changeling’s Magic surrounding Runa
  765. >”Get rid of that bubble, changeling!”
  766. >Ooh, she...wait...that's in a racist term, isn't it?
  767. >He complied and got rid of the bubble shield around Runa
  768. >”Now, changeling, apologize to Runa.”
  769. >Al-Inacan glared, but looked away and rubbed his face
  770. >”I'm sorry…”
  771. >”With meaning!” Silver Jade bellows.
  772. >”I'm sorry!”
  773. >It's weird seeing this guy cry
  774. >He looks more so like a girl than any-
  775. >His hair is growing longer and his face is changing to that of a mare
  776. >Oh what the hell…
  777. >”Thank you for transforming back to your original state, Queen Inacan.”
  778. >OH WHAT THE HELL!?
  779. >”Human, you apologize.” Silver Jade looks at you.
  780. “I-I’m sorry.” You say
  781. >Silver Jade looks at you weird but nods
  782. >”Good enough. Now, go down the slide. We’re going to the Warden’s office.”
  783. >All three of you slide down and the inmates move out the way
  784. >They're either staring in awe or just scared of the black suit
  785. >”Go Anon! Woo!”
  786. >”Inmate Runa! Get down here! You’re-”
  787. >The other inmates start cheering for you
  788. >”Oh whatever, come with me, you two.” She drags the both of you by the ears
  789.  
  790. >You're Crowd Control
  791. >And you sort of expected to see Queen Inacan to be in your office
  792. >But with Anon in tow?
  793. >Anon didn't seem to be…
  794. >You're calling him Anon.
  795. >You forget the whole nickname thing since he doesn't think anything of it
  796. >”Now, Queen Inacan, I can't believe you would be targeting Anonymous here. And for what reason?”
  797. >She stays silent
  798. >Tears drip down her cheeks, but she holds a firm face
  799. >Tears but no crying
  800. >”I know nothing of his kind. He’s highly spoken of in this prison and I hate it. I was the toughest inmate and now with him, I…”
  801. “That's enough…” You run a good over your face. “How can I reach this foal…?” You mumble. “Okay, Anonymous, Silver Jade found a letter from Inacan that challenged you. Now, why would you accept it?”
  802. >That was also another thing
  803. >Letters like this would be reported
  804. >But Anonymous just accepted
  805. >”Well, I'm not gonna puss out like a-”
  806. >You glare at him
  807. >Cmon, say it
  808. >”...female dog.”
  809. “I'm not gonna tolerate that sort of talk. No pudding cups for the rest of your meals today.”
  810. >”Aww daaaarnit…” Anonymous put on a less than satisfied face and put his hands in his pocket.
  811. “So you just accepted it without any of the consequences that might come with it?”
  812. >He suddenly smiles
  813. >”Nope!”
  814. >”See what I mean?” Inacan poked into the conversation. “He's weird, for lack of better term.”
  815. “Unique.” Anon laughed at your change of word for such a mean way of saying it
  816. >”Anyway, it's just that I'm-”
  817. “Okay, no excuses. I just…” You put your head in your hooves. “No pudding cups for you for the rest of the week.”
  818. >”No.” Anonymous stood up. “None of that. I don't know why you're using that as a punishment but…” Oh Celestia he's not gonna- “Seriously, she doesn't deserve that.”
  819. >You're starting to believe he really isn't from this world
  820. “Okay…fine. But, since you both fought, I'm putting you two in the time out room for an hour.”
  821.  
  822. >”An hour? That...okay, I guess.”
  823. >You really wish Anon could stop with the tough guy act or pretend he isn't from here
  824. “I...ahh, okay, Anon, what game are you playing at?”
  825. >Before Silver Jade could come in, you had to ask this question
  826. >”What game? You mean the time out thing?”
  827. “Normally, the prisoners wouldn't enjoy that. Queen Inacan has done it a lot so it really hasn't been effective as of late. But you, your reactions aren't what I consider normal.”
  828. >”Got a point. Should I just pretend to be scared of going in there?”
  829. >You throw your hooves up
  830. “You know what? Yes! Pretend, please! It would make me feel better about you since you don't react seriously!”
  831. >”Alright, just for you, CC.”
  832. >You blush lightly at the nickname
  833. >You thought you-
  834. >”OH PLEASE, WARDEN!” He throws himself at your desk.
  835. >There goes your paperwork
  836. >”I promise I won't be such a bad prisoner! I'll do anything to get out of it! Anything!” He gazed with pleading eyes
  837. >For a moment, you actually believed him
  838. >”Finally broke his tough guy facade?” Silver Jade came in the room
  839. “Sadly, no.” You snicker a little. “He's just pretending to be like the inmates who cry when they get an hour.”
  840. >”Pretending to be scared?” Silver Jade purses her lips. “Anon, you really are a freak.”
  841. “I…” You stop yourself.
  842. >Honestly, she's right.
  843. >Anonymous is just...weird.
  844. >”I love you too, CC.” He points with a finger and a thumb up.
  845. >You blush severely
  846. “Get them in the time out room before I lose my marbles!”
  847. >Silver Jade grabs Anon and Inacan out your office
  848. >Was that a...confession?!
  849.  
  850. >”Mind explaining to me what that was?!”
  851. >”Cmon! You all think weirdly of me. What else am I supposed to respond? That's how I deal with bullies!”
  852. >”We’re not bullies we really-”
  853. >You tune out the rabble of the guards and one tough as hell Anonymous
  854. >You’re Queen Inacan and you're about to be thrown in the silent room of doom with Anonymous
  855. >Maybe here you can learn more about this creature
  856. >”Here we are.” Silver Jade opens the doors and throws the both of you in the room
  857. >”Wow, extra fluffy. More comfy than my bed maybe…” Anonymous comments
  858. >”One hour time out!” She shouts before closing the door.
  859. >There were little slits in the walls, letting some of the afternoon light in
  860. >”So, planning on telling me why you transformed into a dude?” He looks at you.
  861. “Why should I tell you?”
  862. >Great start
  863. >”Well, for one, you're a girl and I made you cry. And it's terrible since everything looks cute and it's terribly cuter when they cry.”
  864. “I'm really gonna go on and guess you really aren't from around here.” You just glare at him for that weird sadomasochistic comment
  865. >”Two, you're a damn queen!? So I hit a girl AND I hit royalty.”
  866. >At least he sees you as royalty
  867. >You eat that up a little bit
  868. “Well, you are source of much excitement here. Your otherworldly physique, your talents, and life-risking tricks.” You smile and move the mane out of your face. “If I didn't know any better, I'd say you really ARE from another world.”
  869. >Anonymous looks at you with a knowing smile and looks away, nodding
  870. >”Yyyyeaah...that oughtta do it right there.”
  871. >You reel and move away
  872. “Wait, you're serious?!”
  873. >”When you put it that way, you pretty much figured me out.”
  874. >That little amusement he's having might taste good but he's an alien!
  875. >”Before you freak the fuck out, I'm telling you now that I don't do whatever bullshit aliens supposedly do in this world! I was brought here. I didn't choose to come here.”
  876. >Before you could slam your hooves at the door, you hear that and turn to him
  877. >You could taste...sorrow?
  878.  
  879. >You get back down on your hooves and walk back to him
  880. >He looks and sighs, laying down on the floor
  881. “How did you come here?” You ask
  882. >”Let's say it involves a purple princess who was tutored by a white princess who didn't know fuckall about how to reverse things. For a unicorn pegasus who lived for over 1000 years, she doesn't know jack shit.”
  883. >You snicker a little bit when he talked rudely about the Equestrian princesses
  884. >”Not only that but now I'm jailed because I cursed them out so harshly I made the purple one cry and made the other one tear up. Apparently, she hadn't cried since she lost her sister.” He shrugged
  885. >Damn, this is some good information
  886. >”So yeah, unfair treatment of an alien species, huh?” He joked a little bit
  887. “Yeah it just...they've always been unfair. Their treatment of others that aren't them isn't right.”
  888. >”What do you mean?” He looks over at you
  889. “Well, one of my sisters, Chrysalis, invaded Equestria because we changelings feed on emotion. There's an essence to the emotion and we feed on it. We don't steal it away. But…” You look away. “Didn't work out much.”
  890. >”Did you try talking with them?”
  891. “Well, with her stupid invasion plan that went down the drain, all attempts to talk are gone. We’re either sent back or jailed.”
  892. >”That's really fucked up...but, honestly, my species does the same thing to its own.”
  893. “What?!” You look over to him. “Your own?! What do mean?”
  894. >”There’s...well, let's say...different race of people. Our skin color, where we came from, even our religion that separates...ahh hell, what am I doing?” He waves a hand. “Forget I said anything about it. It's really stupid for me to bring this up, anyway.”
  895. “But I'm interested! You're the only human here! Wouldn't that make you a sort of avatar of their species? A sole survivor to preserve their knowledge?”
  896. >”I’d rather forget it and just live in the now.” He said, wrapping you in a hug
  897. >You blush and feel the sorrow coming off him but another thing you never thought you'd feel
  898. >Love
  899.  
  900. >You are Anonymous
  901. >You don't want to talk about humans
  902. >You remember threads on 4chan that make the human race look oh so terrible to other alien species
  903. >And that ain't some shit you're gonna repeat
  904. >It was cool at first, but then it started being a little too overplayed
  905. >You'd rather forget
  906. >It's a lot better here
  907. >Way better
  908. >You cuddle the changeling and sigh
  909. >After a few moments, she looks up at you carefully, as to not stab you with her horn
  910. >”What manner of pleasantries are you doing?!”
  911. “I'm cuddling you. What does it look like I'm doing?”
  912. >”I only met you today and while it is nice, it's just so lewd for you to do this out of the blue!” She gulps and turns her body to you. “And I even fought you, too! Why would-”
  913. “That wasn't no fight. Your magic tickled.”
  914. >She squeaked and nodded, “Noted…”
  915. >You held her like a child cuddling a favored plush toy
  916. >You're just fighting back the tears
  917. >You had it pretty well, you'd say
  918. >And it may be a lot better here, you still miss it there
  919. >No doubt Runa, Silver Jade, and CC would look at you crazy if you said you missed home
  920. >If they knew what was home
  921. >You're never gonna have mom’s home cooked sun dried tomato chicken
  922. >Not shoot the shit with dad about stupid people in politics and whatnot
  923. >Kick your brother’s ass in Normie Duty Black Ops 666: Edge
  924. >Or cuddle the fuck out of your chubby girlfriend
  925. >Or cuddlefuck her
  926. >”Anon, please stop those lewd thoughts. I can taste them.”
  927. “Stop eating my emotions.”
  928. >”Never. Yours taste nice. If you had a herd, I'd be in it.”
  929. >Ahh right, you forgot about the whole herd thing
  930. >You were gonna look at that at the library
  931. >...
  932. >No, you were gonna say fuck it but not now
  933. “When I make one, maybe.”
  934.  
  935. >When time was up, you both moved away from each other when the keys jingled
  936. >”Alright. I hope you learned your lesson, Anonymous. Inacan, please stop making trouble here.” Silver Jade brought you two out of the time out room
  937. >”Maybe when the ponies stop targeting me.” She chuckles. “Their fault they made me a black suit, and you know it, Silver Jade.”
  938. >”I know but…” She slaps a hand on her forehead. “...what am I gonna do, take over the institution?”
  939. >An idea pops in your head
  940. “Huh, that probably might be a good idea.”
  941. >The both of them turn to you
  942. >One of surprise
  943. >And another glaring
  944. >”Not funny, Anon!” She stopped and sighed. “Damnit, why isn't your name shorter? Now I'm giving you nicknames!”
  945. “Hey, everyone calls me that. Runa, CC, even her.” You point out.
  946. >”It's probably better. Anyway, no. I don't want any takeovers. Got it?”
  947. “Too late!” You sing song.
  948. >You wanted to tease her a little but...let’s be honest.
  949. >It’s the ponies fault that you’re in here
  950. >You dindu nuthin!
  951. >It was all the fault of ponies
  952. >Okay, you’re not that retarded, but purple shit and white sperm are gonna get a little bit of a wake up call
  953. >”Inacan, go do whatever you do. I’m going to have a little chat with Anon.” She grabs you and takes you down the halls back to your room
  954. >”Bye, Anon!” Inacan drawled seductively and walked away
  955. “Am I in trouble?” You ask when you get near your room
  956. >You pop the vape in and inhale a little before blowing out a little smoke
  957. >She eyes your vape and looks at you weird
  958. >”Uhh...no, you’re not. What is that?” She points at it
  959. “A vape. Basically condenses two to four ingredients into a vapor.” You say, inhaling it again
  960. >More…
  961. >And more…
  962. >Until you pop it out and blow all the smoke out as you’re walking
  963. >”Ahh! Smoke! Eek! Strawberries!”
  964. >”Okay, Anon. No more, please. Everything you do is weird.” Silver Jade asks.
  965. >When you get to your room, you see a napping Runa
  966. >Little small whistles come from her
  967. >Adorable
  968.  
  969. >”Alright…” Silver Jade sits down on your bed and looks at you. “...what’s the plan?”
  970. >You stare at her with a confused look
  971. “Wait, you were serious?”
  972. >”I thought you were serious! You can’t just joke about with something like this.” Silver Jade pouts a little. “Look, the warden means well, but…” she sighs and gulps. “I heard your conversation with Queen Inacan.”
  973. “I know cuddling is bad but honestly, I-”
  974. >”Shut up! That’s not what I’m talking about!” Silver Jade nearly shouts
  975. >She waits for a rebuttal from you, but after a few moments, she continues.
  976. >”She’s right. The ponies treat others unfairly. They’re honestly scaredy cats and how they’re the top dog is a mystery.” She blushes a bit. “Please tell no one I said top dog. Laffy Taffy would do that weird glare at me.”
  977. “Secret’s safe with me.” You do a thumbs up.
  978. >She doesn’t understand, but she knows you won’t say anything
  979. “While I am flattered, I wouldn’t know a thing about taking down a prison from within.”
  980. >You stand up and put a hand to your chest
  981. “I may be human and possibly the toughest thing this world has ever seen, but I’m just one person. You think I alone can take down a prison.”
  982. >Silver Jade looks at you and contemplates what you’re saying
  983. >”You know darn well you can do it.”
  984. >Runa slowly sits up from her bed
  985. >”You crack your fingers without breaking them, flick the nose of a changeling and made her cry her disguise off, you withstood a minotaur’s brutal terror of the paper baton, and from what I heard, fell down from the skybridge and used the mats to bounce your way back up. If that isn’t enough to convince you to take over the prison, I don’t know what is.”
  986. >You mull this over for a few moments
  987. >It is possible, but from what you’ve seen, it’s mostly ponies that run this place
  988. >And with your interactions with the inmates, non-ponies are more tolerable with your presence
  989. >Minotaurs you’ve seen nod in your direction, griffons are okay with you
  990. >You’ve cuddled a changeling queen even
  991. >...
  992. >Hey, this is might be fun
  993.  
  994. “Alright. I think I’m in.”
  995. >Both Silver Jade and Runa come up and hug you
  996. >”Thank you, Anon.” Oh my boobs
  997. >”You don’t know what this means to us.” No boobs
  998. >Runa gets down and turns to the door
  999. >At least she has a sweet ass
  1000. >Oh fuck no stop it!
  1001. >You can’t deny it, Anon
  1002. >You’re having sexual thoughts about that
  1003. >You’re now a furry
  1004. >”I’m gonna tell the others about this. We have a strong chance now!” Runa opens the door and runs out.
  1005. “I’ll just...wash up, I guess…” You go to the bathroom and close the door.
  1006. >You need a hot shower
  1007.  
  1008. >Be Silver Jade
  1009. >You can feel a sort of embarrassed essence emanating from Anon
  1010. >And a bit of...oh my…
  1011. >He’s embarrassed for liking you and maybe Runa
  1012. >You frown a bit and tear up
  1013. >Is it bad for him to like you?
  1014. >You don’t know
  1015. >Taking out a necklace from under your guard uniform, you speak a command to it
  1016. “Spirits, please open up his mind to me. I know it’s hard, but a little bit of information about him could help me.”
  1017. >Two wisps fly out toward the bathroom
  1018. >You’re thankful to have more of your mother’s shaman abilities
  1019. >You decide to sit around and wait for him
  1020. >Until you hear the wisps shrill out a high pitched tone before flying out of the bathroom
  1021. ”What is it? Reveal it, please!”
  1022. >It shakes before one of them flies up to your head and passes through
  1023. >Oh my word, how the windows shattered by your high notes
  1024.  
  1025. ---
  1026.  
  1027. >You’ve never seen such horrors before
  1028. >Advanced machinery, blasts that levels cities, even fantasies of giant insectoid machinery harvesting organic life
  1029. >You hold your head and command the wisps to take it away the images it has seen
  1030. >It hesitantly does as it’s told and passes through your head
  1031. >You’re thankful that the imagery is out of your head
  1032. >Only the thought about it
  1033. >You can’t even imagine it anymore
  1034. >”I heard screaming, is everything alright?!” Anon came out the bathroom, a towel wrapped in his arms like a weapon
  1035. >You look down and…
  1036. >OH GOD THATS A PENIS!
  1037. >You close your eyes and yell
  1038. “ANON, YOUR CLOTHES!”
  1039. >After a few moments, the bathroom door closes and you open up
  1040. >He’s gone, but only for a few moments
  1041. >”Why were you screaming?” He asks you
  1042. >You don’t even know how he’s calm despite the things going on in his head
  1043. “I-I…” You might as well tell him. “I sent a wisp to scour through your head.”
  1044. >”I’m not following.” He looks up at the clock and sees it’s about to hit 1 PM. “Do they still have food out?”
  1045. >Oh no, lunch is gonna be over in half an hour!
  1046. >You hurry out the door, with Anon trailing behind you
  1047. >Getting in the cafeteria and getting your lunch, you sit down on the table where he usually sits
  1048. >Runa isn’t here, which is good
  1049. >Gives you room to ask
  1050. “To answer your question, my name is sort of a title. Silver Jade. I’m up there with nobility, but I’m also part shaman in my culture.” You answer him before he could ask. “And I sent out some spirits to show me the things you keep in that head.”
  1051. >”So you ARE a mind reader!” He smiled
  1052. “No, I don’t read minds!” You shiver a bit. “They just show me the important stuff and I...well, I saw things I shouldn’t have.” You get up and sit next to him. “Things that make me feel for you.” You give him a hug. “It’s okay to cry, Anon.”
  1053. >He just looks around a bit before hugging you back
  1054. >You don’t care if your reputation as the toughest guard diminishes
  1055. >Someone with those memories and thoughts shouldn’t be holding them
  1056.  
  1057. >Boobs are all up on you today
  1058. >You’re Anon and...you don’t know what to say
  1059. >You’re guessing she read your mind and saw the stuff of your species
  1060. >And she thinks you’re holding back tears and whatnot
  1061. >You aren’t but...well, it’s just part of the job being human and all
  1062. >So you just hug back
  1063. >And go back to eating your food
  1064. >”Anon…” Runa comes up from behind and puts a claw on your shoulder. “When you’re done, come with me.”
  1065. “I’m done, let’s go.” You put your tray away and follow Runa.
  1066. >Silver Jade follows you as well
  1067. >You’re led to the music club room
  1068. >As you go up the stage, you see Runa going backstage and knocking on the door in a certain pattern
  1069. >Boom...Tap...Boomboom Tap
  1070. >The door opens, revealing a dragon looking person
  1071. >”Thank you, Briinah.” Runa nods
  1072. >”Any time. This is the...whoa…” The dragon, which, by the tone of voice, you’re guessing girl, looks you up and down
  1073. >She’s a little taller and bigger than you, but has that look of admiration you seem to be getting lately
  1074. >”He’s a stud…”
  1075. >Runa and Silver Bust glare at her a little
  1076. >”Glare all you want, everyone knows it. Hey, Anon, ya know there’s a club about you that was made just this morning?”
  1077. “Can’t say I have.” You raise an eyebrow
  1078. >”Well, now you know. Come on in before the pony guards and prisoners see this.”
  1079. >You all hurry inside and Briinah closes the door.
  1080.  
  1081. >Inside was a room that looked like a bar plus a restaurant in the 20th century
  1082. >Billiard table in one room, tables to play games, to eat, even, and a little bar
  1083. >You see some changelings, some griffons, deer, minotaurs, even zebras
  1084. >Holy shit they even lock baby dragons in here?!
  1085. >”Gimme those chips!” One of the baby dragons seem to have won a game in poker and is grabbing some chips
  1086. >The others throw their chips and start wrestling each other
  1087. >”Hey! Break it up!” Silver Jade runs up and pulls each of them apart
  1088. >”Oh fugg!” One of them seem to have a little speech impediment
  1089. >”No fighting between you two. I will revoke your pudding privilege for the rest of your sentence if I see a fight again!”
  1090. >The little dragonlings shut up and Silver Jade put them down.
  1091. >”See, if a pony guard saw that, these poor little babies wouldn’t have their fill of pudding cups.” Briinah hugged the little dragons
  1092. >”We get unfair treatment from the ponies and now, we shall strike back, with Anonymous at our side!” Briinah yelled, causing a mayhem of cheer within the room
  1093. >Wow, what a nice reception
  1094. >”Anon, tell me you have a plan or have one in the making.”
  1095. >Oh shit they expect something now?
  1096. “I have some in the making but...to be honest, this was just put on me around an hour ago.” You admit. “I didn’t think cute land of cute creatures would be doing things like this.”
  1097. >Blushes, internal screaming, and coughing was heard all over the room
  1098. >”Anon, is everything cute to you?” Runa stares at you dumbfounded
  1099. “Honestly, yes.”
  1100. >”ANYWAY!” Briinah claps her hands. “We need a plan. Can anyone think of something for the operation?”
  1101. >A long silence permeates the room
  1102. >A sip of the drink here
  1103. >Kinda funny, actually; gaining a chuckle out of you
  1104. “I think I’ll just ask the warden kindly.”
  1105. >That caused a raucous bellow from everyone in the room
  1106. >All except you, Runa, Silver Jade, and surprisingly, Queen Inacan, who you spotted in the corner
  1107. >Is it gonna be the cliched thing where all goes silent when she talks?
  1108. >”I believe it.” Inacan speaks up
  1109. >Oh shit it actually worked!
  1110. >That’s fucking amazing
  1111.  
  1112. >”Go up against him. Sit in a room with him for an hour. Take a moment to examine him. You’ll then realize that he isn’t what he seems. Normal, like us.” She gets down from her chair and walks through the crowd.
  1113. >She looks at the each eyes in the room, gauging their reaction
  1114. >”My tickle magic barely phased him. And he flicked my muzzle.” Gasps were heard. “That’s all it took for him to win against me.”
  1115. >”Bah!” A black suited minotaur stands up. “This hairless monkey doesn’t seem so tough. Maybe it’s because you’re all girls.”
  1116. >”Hey, that is uncalled for Onyx Boom.” Silver Jade glares at him.
  1117. >”I bet he can’t hurt me with his hands.” He stood up to you
  1118. >He’s a big guy
  1119. >”For you...I’ll let you get the first hit in.” He smirks
  1120. >You feel like pulling on his lip ring to shut that mouth
  1121. >Whew! His breath stank!
  1122. “Alright then. Let me see your hand.”
  1123. >He snorts, but obliges and holds out his hand
  1124. >You put your index and middle finger out and raise it up high before flicking it down against his hands
  1125. >He recoils and shouts in pain, holding his hand
  1126. “Brush your teeth next time. Your breath sorta stinks.”
  1127. >Briinah just watches as Onyx writhes in agony
  1128. >”I think I believe it now. You can definitely take over N.I.G.S just by asking nicely
  1129. “Sweet. Let’s do it tomorrow. Give me time to breathe and prepare myself for the big day.”
  1130. >”Yes! A toast! For tomorrow, we liberate ourselves from the hooves of the ponies!”
  1131. >Man, two days in jail and this is gonna be like Braveheart or some shit
  1132. “They may take...uhh...our pudding cups. But they will never take…” You breathe in. “...our freedom!” You shout aloud.
  1133. >Everyone shouts and raise a fist or hoof in the air
  1134.  
  1135. >It was night time and Inacan was in your room, charging your phone and vape
  1136. >”I still can’t believe this little device can make you blow all that smoke and make it smell like strawberries.” Inacan giggles.
  1137. “I can’t believe you called yourself Prince Albert Inacan.” You chuckle
  1138. >”I don’t follow. I remember it being Al, not Albert.” Runa played with her claws
  1139. “In human culture, we have a little tobacco good called Prince Albert. People would prank call stores asking, “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?””
  1140. >Inacan looks at you with wonder
  1141. >”What did they say?” She asks
  1142. >”If they say yes, the person calling says, “Well, let him out then!” And hang up.” You chuckle.
  1143. >That caused Runa to laugh loudly
  1144. >”Oh my lords, why is it so funny?!” She held her stomach and tried to calm herself
  1145. >”It wasn’t that funny.” Inacan blushed a bit. “Anyway, Anon...are you still thinking about that herd?”
  1146. >Runa slowly stops laughing and blushes. “Not when I’m here! C’mon!”
  1147. >You chuckle a bit and look up at the ceiling in thought
  1148. >Should you?
  1149. >Should you not?
  1150. >Fuck it, if you get sent to hell because you fucked sentient animals from another dimension because of the sole fact that there was no reason that you can get home, you’ll just blame God in front of his ugly mug
  1151. >You can feel the stares from Queen Inacan and Runa.
  1152. >You look down in Inacan’s eyes and give her a quick peck on the lips
  1153. “Yeah, I think I’ll try my hand at this herd thing.” You get up and give Runa a quick scritch on the ears
  1154. >”Annhh~!” Runa squeaks.
  1155. >You reel your hand away and blush
  1156. >”Who told you to stop? It’s your job as the alpha to make me feel good.” She gets up and gets ready to pounce.
  1157. >”No fair I saw him first!” Inacan jumps up on you
  1158. >”He’s my roommate!” Runa jumps on you, causing the two of you to crash on your bed
  1159. >”What’s going on...here…?” Silver Jade busts in the door and spots all three of you on the bed. “I’ll just be-”
  1160. “Silver...come oooon iiiiiin.” You motion her to come in.
  1161. >She gulps and enters, closing the door
  1162.  
  1163. ---
  1164.  
  1165. Day 5
  1166.  
  1167. >You are Crowd Control
  1168. >And so far, nothing weird has happened
  1169. >Only weird thing you think of is Anon with Silver Jade, Runa, and Inacan at breakfast
  1170. >You guess some of the pony inmates don’t like Anon because of what he is or are just too scared
  1171. >Well, maybe sometime this week you can see about getting him friends that are ponies
  1172. >Runa is fine but...well…
  1173. >Silver Jade and Queen Inacan are just rude and mean
  1174. >And hanging out with them must be terrible influences on poor Anon
  1175. >You’ll do just that
  1176. >You feel stupid for assigning Silver Jade to him
  1177. >She just needs to stop being this ‘tough guard’ and actually care about the inmates like she wanted
  1178. >Oh well...maybe you can reach a compromise
  1179. >You turn on the intercom, about to announce something, but a knock startles you out of your thoughts
  1180. “Huh...oh yes! Come in!”
  1181. >Anon opens the door and closes it
  1182. >Wow, what a coincidence
  1183. >”Things are moving way too fast…” You hear him mutter
  1184. “What do you mean?”
  1185. >”Uhh, nothing…”
  1186. “What can I do for you, Anon?” You look into his eyes
  1187. >Sweet Luna above, just how he’s looking at you, even normally, just sets a fire in your heart
  1188. >It might be the confession he gave you yesterday when he, plain as day, said he loved you
  1189. >You’re not supposed to have these feelings but…
  1190. >Maybe...he can-
  1191. >”So...weird question, can I take over N.I.G.S.?”
  1192. >-in your plot any time.
  1193. >You were so into your daydream that you didn’t even hear him
  1194. “Sorry, what was that?” You sigh happily
  1195. >”Can I take over N.I.G.S.?”
  1196. >You sputter a little bit and flail yourself upright into your seat
  1197. “I, uh, hold on, did you say-”
  1198. >”Yes...can I take over this place?”
  1199.  
  1200. >You just stare at him
  1201. >And chuckle
  1202. >Before it goes out into a full blown laughter
  1203. “Wew! That was a great joke, Anon!” You shake the sweat from your forehead. “You really got me going!”
  1204. >Anon chuckles with you before he got up from his seat
  1205. >His hands grabbed your sides and picked you up
  1206. “Whoa, Anon, please, control yourself! I know we’re alone but we can’t do this.”
  1207. >”Oh, Crowd Control, you have no idea of the predicament you’re in.” He flashed a toothy grin
  1208. >Those canines…
  1209. >U-Unf
  1210. >Wait, no! You can’t let this happen!
  1211. “Anon, put me down! I will not let you take over my institution!” You flail your body to get out of his tight grip.
  1212. >”You should’ve made this easier on yourself, Crowdy.” He held you tight
  1213. >You felt yourself move a little as he positioned himself on your chair
  1214. >This was your special chair
  1215. >You were the big colt on this chair
  1216. >But now he’s stolen it
  1217. >”And now...the event we’ve all been waiting for!” He lets go with one hand
  1218. >Oh merciful Celestia, he’s bringing it close to you
  1219. “Please, Anon! I’ll do anything!”
  1220. >”I want you to stay still.” His hand is coming closer to you
  1221. “Please! I’ll let you take over the prison just keep it-”
  1222. >”CONTACT!” He yells as he touches your tummy
  1223. >You widen your eyes as his hands rub your soft fur
  1224. “Oh my gosh yeeaaaAAAAHHH I mean no!” You try to boop his nose, but he’s too tall for you
  1225. >He starts running his hands over your legs
  1226. “TOO LEWD! I HAVEN-” He stops you as he runs a finger across the bottom of your hooves
  1227. >You shut your eyes and start laughing uncontrollably
  1228.  
  1229. >”You’re so cute, Crowdy. Man, that’s a lot better than CC.” He comments and continues rubbing your tummy
  1230. >You try resisting his unwanted pets but it’s no use
  1231. >He’s way too strong
  1232. >You just give up and give in to the petting
  1233. >You nuzzle into his fingers and manage to get his fingers behind the ears
  1234. >”You like that, don’t you, Warden?” He coos
  1235. >You sigh happily and relax into his embrace
  1236. “Say that again...just a little more lewd.”
  1237. >You hear an audible gulp before he scratches your chin and rubs your belly
  1238. >”Mmmmf...You like that, don’t you, Warden?” He whispers in a husky voice
  1239. >You groan and arch your back, really loving the massage you’re getting
  1240. “Yeeesssss~” You moan a little
  1241. >Oh my, you can feel lil Anon you think!
  1242. >”Anon, what’s taking so long for you to-”
  1243. >You freeze, but Anon doesn’t let up
  1244. >Why does Silver Jade have to come in at all times!?
  1245. >She looks astonished and...why is she smiling?
  1246. >”My my. Anon, you planned to take the over the prison just by cuddling the Warden like this?”
  1247. >She fluffs your mane a little bit
  1248. “Silver Jade!? You’re...ohh, right there...you’re in on this?!”
  1249. >”All of us non-pony inmates are. I’m tired of being the tough prison guard. I just don’t want to be mean to any pony or anyone anymore.”
  1250. >You knew she didn’t want to act as the mean guard
  1251. >You told her not to do it but she kept doing it
  1252. “I told you you can-”
  1253. >”I don’t wanna hear your excuses!” She slams her fists on the table. “You’re not in control anymore!”
  1254. >”Jadey Jew, calm down.” Anon silences her tantrum with just a nickname and mere words
  1255. >”I’m sorry, Anon...want me to turn on the intercom and…” She looks and sees the red light of the intercom
  1256. >Oh darn it all!
  1257. >The intercom was on!
  1258.  
  1259. >You are Anonymous
  1260. >And well, looks like everything was heard
  1261. >The questions, the tickle torture, and the request to say Warden in a lewd voice
  1262. >At least he didn’t call you daddy
  1263. >You clear your throat and keep Crowdy still with pets
  1264. >Poor thing is blushing deep red
  1265. “Hello, Nigs. Anon here. As you’ve no doubt heard, I’ve taken the warden and the institute for all non-pony species. Why? Well, even though nopony has done me no wrong, it’s just for fun. For me.” You chuckle a little bit.
  1266. >Crowdy looks at you, but you pay no attention and continue petting him
  1267. >”He looks so cute nuzzling into you like that…” Silver comments
  1268. “Anyway, yeah, taken over. Have fun.” You turn off the intercom and sigh
  1269. >”You’re the worst, Anon. I trusted you and…” He started tearing up. “You repay my kindness in such way…”
  1270. >You’re a little conflicted now
  1271. >Crowd Control never did any wrongs to you
  1272. >Yet here you are, taking over the complex
  1273. >Not only that, but you guess that being a warden was his special talent
  1274. >...
  1275. >Oh fuck, what have you done?
  1276. >”Woooo! I knew you could do it!” Briinah shouted for joy as she came in
  1277. >”Way to go, Anon!” Runa came in.
  1278. >Crowd Control hops off your lap and glares at all three of them
  1279. >”Silver and Briinah, I could understand, but Runa?! Why? Have I not done well to-”
  1280. >”Anon, dearie~” Briinah drawls out your name and points to him
  1281. >Regretfully, you get up and pick up Crowd Control
  1282. >”Get your paws off me, you damn filthy creature!” He shouts in anger
  1283.  
  1284. >Gasps came from Runa and Briinah, but Silver Jade stands stalwart
  1285. >She walks up to you and him and takes him from your arms
  1286. >”Warden...saying such vulgar words and hurting his feelings, that’s worthy of time out.”
  1287. >He looks at her with wide eyes and glances back at you
  1288. >”You aren’t exempt from this, Warden.” Briinah crosses her arms with a smile. “Even you are subject to the rules.”
  1289. >”Anon, please! I’m sorry! Don’t let them take me.” He reaches out, trying to wriggle his way out her grasp.
  1290. >Briinah chuckles a little too madly as Silver Jade carries Crowd Control out of the room
  1291. >His screams are echoing through the halls
  1292. >She smiles and takes a look around
  1293. >You think you may have sided with the wrong team
  1294. >She’s swiveling on the chair, plopping on the Warden’s bed, even locking herself in the bathroom for a few minutes
  1295. >”What’s she doing?” Runa whispers to you
  1296. >Briinah giggles a little
  1297. >”There’s a button that sprays water on your butt!” Briinah exclaims
  1298. “She’s probably gone a little mad with power.” You respond.
  1299. >Briinah comes out the bathroom and goes back to her seat
  1300. >”Thank you so much, Anon! We wouldn’t have done this without your help!” She smiled before checking the clock.
  1301. >”Oh Tartarus!” Briinah springs up and stops. “I can curse now…” She pounces you and hugs you tightly. “I can curse! Curse with me, Anon!”
  1302. >You chuckle nervously
  1303. “Okay...uhh…”
  1304. >You think of something that’s not really a curse
  1305. >Don’t want to give her the pleasure of hearing one
  1306. “Gobshite.”
  1307. >Runa looks inquisitive at the word, but Briinah laughs
  1308. >”Oh sweet lord that’s a funny word. I never heard of that one! Is it from your language?” Briinah sets foot on the ground and hurry toward the cafeteria. “C’mon, Anon! You’re gonna miss lunch!”
  1309.  
  1310. “Runa, please don’t think badly of me. Let’s just see how this goes for a few days. I’ll do something about it if it gets out of hand.” You place a hand on her shoulder
  1311. >She holds her breath a little before nodding, rubbing her head against your hands
  1312. >It was cute, but sad in a way
  1313. >She probably didn’t think it all the way through about this situation
  1314. >”Let’s go before she starts questioning what where we are.” She closes the door one the way out after you walk out
  1315. >Going to the cafeteria seems daunting
  1316. >Every hall you go through to get there is silent
  1317. >Save for a few minotaurs and a flock of those small little Lima like ponies
  1318. >Speaking of which, here she comes
  1319. >”Anon, you absolute madman! You’re much more hardcore than I thought!” She grips your nose. “How do you do it? Is it that insane strength? The willpower? WHAT!? I have to know!”
  1320. >You cross your eyes to take a good look at the little thing
  1321. >”Breezies, gotta love em.”
  1322. >You hear Inacan behind you, her tone a little playful
  1323. >She leans on you from behind and licks your neck lightly
  1324. >”Anon, you have to tell! What is it about you that makes you you?!” The small breezie ask
  1325. “Uh...I just...tough it out. The less I give a fuck, the happier I’ll be.”
  1326. >The breezie looks at you with wide eyes and flutters backwards
  1327. >”Whoa...that just…” She seemed to have found the meaning of life with that far gaze into your eyes
  1328. “A little too vulgar?”
  1329. >”No not that...it’s all so simple now!” She floats toward your cheeks and kiss a spot there. “Thank you, Anon! I’m gonna try and do that, now!”
  1330. >Lima floats away and meets up with her little gaggle, floating off to wherever they were going
  1331.  
  1332. >”How hard was life in your other world?” Inacan whispers to you
  1333. >She has a look of concern in her eyes
  1334. >Runa heard and looked up at Anon
  1335. >”What makes you lead life in that philosophy?” Inacan dropped her playful attitude
  1336. “Well, to be honest, this place might as well be heaven since everything is just so much nicer. Hell, I thought the pony princesses were gonna use their unicorn horns to gut me but they just cried and sent me here.”
  1337. >Not wanting to waste time, you picked Runa up and made sure Inacan wrapped her hooves around your neck and held on
  1338. >You continued as you hoisted them toward the cafeteria.
  1339. “I’m not going to sugarcoat it. This place is like elementary school compared to my world. What you use as pillows to hurt others, we use every hard object to do that.”
  1340. >Runa held your hands tightly
  1341. “And what’s worse is that I’m only a stock boy. If I were to go to the military like my father wanted me to, who knows how I would’ve been if I were to end up here.”
  1342. >”Someone like you only has a simple job in your world?!” Inacan dropped down on her hooves and shivered a little bit. “There isn’t any more of you, is there?”
  1343. >”Inacan, why are you backing away from him?”
  1344. >”Look! If he ever gets mad or angry, I don’t want to see what sort of wrath he can bring upon the world! He could probably stomp the ground and the earth will quake!” She pointed at her nose with her hooves. “He flicked my nose and it hurt! I nearly cried in front of him!”
  1345. >She was tearing up now
  1346. >”Anon, can you put me down?” Runa looks up at you
  1347. >You couldn’t see why she could do it herself, but things are tense
  1348. >You’d rather not have two girls mad at you
  1349. >Especially girls that you cuddled with last night
  1350. >You lightly put Runa down and she goes up to Inacan
  1351. >”You see my point? I could’ve gotten out of his arms any time and when I asked him, he put me down softly.”
  1352. >You see the point she’s making, and from what Queen Inacan’s face betrays, she’s seeing it as well.
  1353.  
  1354. >”Anon wouldn’t hurt a breezy. Sure, he doesn’t give a flying hoot, but he said it himself, this place is heaven to him. Whatever that word may mean, but I can only tell that it’s paradise.”
  1355. >Inacan tears up a little bit and runs up to you
  1356. >”I’m so sorry! I did-”
  1357. “Oh my gooooooood.” You lift her up and nuzzle her muzzle with your nose. “I don’t caaaaaare. You’re all so cute so I forgive you. Now let’s go get some brunch before I starve.”
  1358. >You finally hit the cafeteria and open the doors, seeing nothing changed except maybe more sad faces from the ponies than anything
  1359. >All turn to face you and immediately, the ponies look away, some with blushes, some with a bitter or disappointed look
  1360. >The non pony prisoners, however, all cheer for your accomplishment
  1361. >”Anon! I saved you and your herd a spot!” Briinah called out
  1362. >Inacan hopped off and walked over
  1363. >Runa followed, but turned to you
  1364. >”Remember what you promised.”
  1365. >You walked behind her, those words ringing in your head
  1366. >You sat down between Inacan and Runa; Briinah sitting across from you with Silver Jade on her side
  1367. “Hey, Jadey. How’s the warden?”
  1368. >”He’s...adjusting.” She took time to find the words.
  1369. >”Don’t sugarcoat it, love.” Briinah looks at her with a smile. “Was he crying like a newborn foal?”
  1370. >Silver Jade turned to her with an uncomfortable glare before sighing, resting her head in her arms, nodding
  1371. >”Hahahaha! Good, hopefully he’ll learn not to do such things again! How long until he gets out?”
  1372. >”About an hour. Things like what he said are usually thirty minutes but…” She raised her head and looked you in the eyes. “He insulted Anon in such a vicious way.”
  1373. “It really isn’t-”
  1374. >”Oh, definitely. I never seen Crowdy become so rowdy.” Briinah interrupted you.
  1375. >”I’ll be right back. I’m gonna get-” Briinah held her hands up at Runa
  1376. >”No need for that.” Briinah snapped her fingers and pointed at the nearest table of ponies. “You guys, fetch us our lunch.”
  1377.  
  1378. >”N-No. We’re not going to-”
  1379. >Briinah sighs and stands from her seat
  1380. >She goes up to the table and looms over the pony who spoke
  1381. >”I think I didn’t make myself clear. What I said wasn’t a question, but a command.” You heard her say in a rough tone.
  1382. >Smoke slowly flew from her mouth
  1383. >”Now, go fetch us some lunch. Meat for both me and Anon. His herd...uhh…” She looked back. “What do you guys want?”
  1384. >”Briinah, I’m not going to stand for this. I don’t want to be the tough guard anymore, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to stand by and let you bully them.” Silver Jade got up. “I’ll get my own lunch. You will, too.”
  1385. >Briinah glared, but relented.
  1386. >”I suppose…” she closed her mouth and gulped a bit.
  1387. >Smoke didn’t come out of her mouth anymore, but a sigh did escape
  1388. >And so did yours
  1389. “Thank you, Jadey. I’ll get you and Runa somet-”
  1390. >”No, I got it, too, Anon.” Runa got up and followed Silver Jade.
  1391. >You get the message and get up
  1392. >”You’ll give me some love while you eat, right, Anon?” Inacan gives you those puppy dog eyes
  1393. >It’s a refreshing sight
  1394. >And a cute one!
  1395. >You pet her head and nod as you walk to the lunch line
  1396.  
  1397. >The nerve of that big busted bitch!
  1398. >Not that she’s a diamond dog but still!
  1399. >Ugh...you must be Briinah
  1400. >You’re not gonna listen to that guard
  1401. >But it seems Anon and Runa are following her example
  1402. >The three of them are...discussing something…
  1403. >You turn to the pony and he shakes, going to the lunch line to get you what you want
  1404. >Darn pansies
  1405. >You sit back in your seat and rub your temples
  1406. >How are you going to reach Anon and Runa?
  1407. >Silver Jade is destroying your plans
  1408. >Her hoity toity self and her sense of good is in the way to make Anon reach his full potential
  1409. >Maybe the Changeling can provide some sort of insight
  1410. “Inacan…”
  1411. >”That’s Queen Inacan, to you!” She glares.
  1412. >You bite your tongue and sigh
  1413. “Queen...Inacan...you’re the second toughest now. Anon obviously being the first. Certainly, you must know-”
  1414. >”No. You may be a mysterious black suit dragon, but I’m not gonna fall for whatever wily charms you have. Anon’s mine, despite what fears I may have of him.”
  1415. >Huh...she’s afraid of him.
  1416. >”Inacan, come on.” Silver Jade called her.
  1417. >She hopped out of her seat and walked over to her herd
  1418. >”H-H-Here’s your food…” The pony trembled, putting your tray down in front of you
  1419.  
  1420. [A little one shot that I randomly made in between updates]
  1421.  
  1422. >"Now then..." Anon pushed you on the bed
  1423. >You landed with a nice and fluffy "POMF =3"
  1424. "Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed, Anon?" You click your beak nervously
  1425. >He holds down your claws and gives you little kisses along the nape of your neck
  1426. >"Now now, can't tell you. Spoilers." He gave a toothy smirk
  1427. >It was at this point that you weren't the predator, but the prey
  1428. >You flail around a little bit due to natural instincts, but you soften them
  1429. >He wouldn't hurt you, after all
  1430. >Not with those hands on your belly
  1431. >He was your alpha
  1432. >And you were his-
  1433. "Ohhhoho that's not my belly!"
  1434. >You widen your eyes as you said that out loud
  1435. >In your daydream
  1436. >Anon gives you a weird raised eyebrow as he was about to bite in to his burger
  1437. >Inacan seemed to be blushing intensely but having a happy look
  1438. >Silver Jade looks you up and down with concern
  1439. >"Something the matter, Runa?" your minotaur friend asks
  1440. "Nothing! Nothing is wrong!" You go back to eating your lunch
  1441.  
  1442. [Back to our regular updates]
  1443.  
  1444.  
  1445. >She zooms away back to her table and you eat your chicken
  1446. >Eugh...cooked meat…
  1447. >Better than nothing
  1448. >You eat up the thing and huff
  1449. >You thought Anon and his herd would share your enthusiasm on taking over this place
  1450. >Two toughest prisoners were right under your thumbs and now they’re gone
  1451. >It’s definitely Runa and Silver Jade that’s hindering their full potential
  1452. >They’re going to have to be dealt with
  1453. >As well as making sure word travels that you took over land for the dragons
  1454. >Your father, Bruunah, would be proud
  1455. >A plan starts to formulate in your head
  1456. >Queen Inacan is quite fearful of him, but chooses to stay by his side
  1457. >For what reason, you might not know
  1458. >But you’ll have to play with that fear
  1459. >Silver Jade didn’t want to be the tough guard anymore, so she’s slowly reclining to being soft
  1460. >Ugh…
  1461. >Maybe you can figure some way to make sure that doesn’t happen
  1462. >Find a way to make sure she embraces her tough side
  1463. >You won’t tolerate weakness in this prison
  1464. >The weak shall be slaves for the strong
  1465. >”Hey, Briinah, what happened to the human who helped you out?”
  1466. >You looked and saw your friend, Aylomay, sitting next to you
  1467. >She was a centauress, similar to Tirek
  1468. >But thankfully, she was no Tirek
  1469. >She may be weak in body, but in mind, she’s strong
  1470. “He, ahh, jumped ship. He and his herd couldn’t do it.”
  1471.  
  1472.  
  1473. >”A herd? He has a herd?” She put her shimmering bright hair into a ponytail
  1474. >You swear, she could blind the sun with that hair
  1475. “It was news to me but I didn’t care. He took over the prison in one crazy cuddle fest and now we’re calling the shots now.” You blushed a bit
  1476. >Aylomay cupped her chin softly and she gazed into your sky-blue eyes
  1477. >You blush a lot more from the stare
  1478. >In a few moments, she smirked and let go
  1479. >”You’ve fallen for him, haven’t you?”
  1480. “It was that obvious?” You hide your face from her
  1481. >You gasped and glared at her
  1482. “That was fucking cheap!” You nearly yell
  1483. >”Ohhohoho, that’s not my belly!”
  1484. >Thank goodness that was louder than your curse
  1485. >Which few of the inmates noticed, but paid you no mind
  1486. >Aylomay giggled and bit into her lunch ravenously
  1487. >She must’ve forgot about breakfast
  1488. >”Well, I may not have the answers yet, but do tell...anything to maybe get our little human to come to our side?”
  1489. >You blink and nod
  1490.  
  1491. “Alright...so, here’s the thing, Queen Inacan is fearful of Anon. Silver Jade doesn’t want to be tough anymore.” A snort comes from Aylomay. “And I think Crowd Control himself might have some affections for Anon after that whole cuddle fest and him screaming for Anon to save him from the time-out room.”
  1492. >The centauress rubs her pink arms a little
  1493. >She picks at something, much to your chagrin
  1494. “I hope I didn’t explain all that just for you to not listen!”
  1495. >”Oh, I heard. It’s just basic things. I thought this might’ve been a difficult task.” She sighed. “It’s easy. Annoy the hell out of Anon and Silver Jade that they’ll use force. Maybe Anon might slip and do something reckless that Queen Inacan will call it quits.”
  1496. >She scratched her hair a little and smiled, looking at the table Anon was sitting at.
  1497. >“So, from that, and seeing his table, Runa is also a part of his herd?”
  1498. >You nod and she smirks
  1499. >A little more...little…
  1500. >She really loves what she’s seeing
  1501. >Sorta creepy
  1502. >”Actually, we can speed up this process of breaking apart this herd and having him back on our side. It’ll require a lot of planning. It’ll probably take me a little while. Maybe...tomorrow?”
  1503. “Deal. The sooner we get Anon on our side, the better.”
  1504.  
  1505. >Be Laffy Taffy
  1506. >All of those that were non-pony, you including, are somehow calling the shots
  1507. >You remember hearing the little lewd interactions with Anon and Crowd Control over the intercom
  1508. >Anon must have no shame at all
  1509. >Then again, he’s a freak
  1510. >Something that he takes pride in, you infer
  1511. >”A-A-And then she put me in the time-out room!”
  1512. >But you don’t take pride in caring for someone with no boo-boos
  1513. >Granted, he was getting unwanted ear scritches and pets from Anon
  1514. >You sigh and rub your face carefully
  1515. >Don’t wanna smudge your makeup
  1516. >You’ve heard the whole story from beginning to now
  1517. “So, you basically got lucky with Anon.” You state as-a-matter-of-factly
  1518. >He blushes deep and nods a little
  1519. >”I just wish I didn’t call him a dirty aaaaaaaape!”
  1520. >Sigh, here come the waterworks
  1521. “Warden, if I may…”
  1522. >”G-go ahead.”
  1523. “Anon’s the toughest damned thing. What makes you think he’s gonna care?”
  1524. >He stays silent
  1525. >He seems to be pondering it in his head
  1526. >Ponies be damned
  1527. >Can’t use their brain after getting so high strung
  1528. “Not only that, but he cuddled the heck out of you where the whole prison heard it. Shouldn’t you be happy you got some before Silver Jade put you in time-out?”
  1529.  
  1530.  
  1531. >He slowly starts to smile
  1532. >”I got some…” He gets off the nurse’s couch and jumps. “I got some!”
  1533. >There he goes
  1534. >Happy warden is a lot better than sad warden
  1535. >”Thank you, Laffy! I’m gonna go find Anon and ask for more cuddles!”
  1536. “Well, Stockhoof Syndrome isn’t something you want to-”
  1537. >Aaaaaand now he’s gone
  1538. >You decide to close up shop for the moment to make sure he doesn’t get hurt
  1539. >With how the griffons, minotaurs, and changelings are treating the ponies, you’d rather he not get hurt and do something drastic
  1540. >But thankfully, the inmates just move aside and let the warden through
  1541. >”Anooon! Where are you?” He shouts through the halls
  1542. >”He’s outside, Warden!” One of the breezies shouted.
  1543. >”Thank you, Lima!” He trotted even faster to get outside
  1544. >When the both of you get out, you look around the yard and see no one
  1545. “Maybe he’s on the other side?”
  1546. >”Maybe...let’s check there!”
  1547. >Trudging through the hallway, you see a few glances your way
  1548. >Some think since they're messing with some of the ponies, they can get your attention
  1549. >Not a chance
  1550. >You have standards not to be with any of these inmates
  1551. >Just as you near the other side, you hear a bunch of yelling
  1552. >”...on, get down from there this instant!”
  1553. >Oh boy, Runa is yelling at Anon
  1554. >You wonder what it might be about
  1555.  
  1556.  
  1557. >The both of you head outside and see the open bridge skyline to the recreational part of the prison
  1558. >Runa is standing on the clouds with Queen Inacan hovering a little bit away
  1559. >Anon is at the edge, eyeing the cloud with determination
  1560. >Silver Jade is by the mats, shouting at Anon
  1561. >Her shouting caused a ruckus and now there's a crowd
  1562. >Crowd Control does what he does best
  1563. >”Come with me, Laffy Taffy! We gotta stop this foal.” He said as he cleared the way somehow
  1564. >No words, just gentle pushing
  1565. >The inmates, no matter what suit type, just cleared the way for him
  1566. >You'll never understand how cutie marks work
  1567. >But you move forward, staying behind him
  1568. >”Excuse me, pardon me, please.”
  1569. >Even gentle words
  1570. >You’d shout and never get results like this
  1571. >He gets what he wants and eventually, you both get to the front
  1572. >Anon is two stories high and about to jump on top of the cloud
  1573. >Well, try to…
  1574. >Crowd Control breathes in deeply
  1575. >”Anonymous! Just what do you think you're doing?!”
  1576. >That's gonna hurt your ears for the rest of the day
  1577.  
  1578.  
  1579. >Be Runa
  1580. >As lovely as Anon may be, he is severely daring
  1581. >And it may as well be what'll kill him
  1582. “You cannot fly. Only griffons and pegasi, even changeling, are able to stand on clouds!”
  1583. >”I just have to try, dear Runa!”
  1584. >”Anon, you're gonna hurt yourself if you keep falling like this.”
  1585. “Queen Inny is right.”
  1586. >”Anonymous! Just what do you think you're doing?!”
  1587. >Oh snap, it's the warden!
  1588. >Three of you look down and see him, along with Laffy Taffy
  1589. >She seems to have an amused grin
  1590. >”Making history as the first human to stand with the gods!” He jumps to you
  1591. >He’s right next to you, only for a moment
  1592. >Then he plummets to the ground
  1593. >”Whoooaaaa!”
  1594. >You try to reach for him, but he slips from your grasp
  1595. >He's too close to the ground
  1596. >”No!”
  1597. “ANON!”
  1598. >He hits the mat
  1599. >He sinks into them before he is launched back up
  1600. >”WOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
  1601. >What?
  1602. >WHAT?!
  1603.  
  1604. >His feet touches the ground where he jumped and he grins
  1605. >”It’s just trampolines! It isn't gonna hurt!”
  1606. >You look down at the mats with trepidation
  1607. >Did they really bounce?
  1608. >”Okay, so I can't stand on clouds. Can't give me shit for trying, though.” Anon smiles and jumps again
  1609. >He reaches and nabs you from your platform
  1610. >You screech and caw as you plummet with him
  1611. >He holds you tightly and laughs as he sinks into the mat and it launches him back up into the air
  1612. >When you both get in solid ground, you hop out of his grasp
  1613. >That was scary but…
  1614. >His hold on you was so nice and comforting
  1615. >You wouldn't mind being held like that
  1616. >Queen Inacan was lucky to be held like that last night
  1617. >”Runa! Are you alright!?” Silver Jade calls from down below
  1618. >You shake your thoughts out and call out
  1619. “Yeah! I'm fine!”
  1620. >You hear a grunting noise and see the warden climbing over the edge of the bridge on a ladder
  1621. >”Okay…*pant* Anon...you have got to stop this foalish tirade of yours! You're making the other inmates faint!” He glares at him
  1622. >”Aww, it's all in good fun! Hey, I got an idea! A bit for every jump I make and I have to hold the person paying me!” He chuckles.
  1623. >Well, considering he hasn't hurt himself, you don't think that's a bad idea
  1624. >”No, Anon! I will not-”
  1625. >”Just see for yourself!” Anon grabs the warden and runs toward the cloudy platforms
  1626.  
  1627. ”ANON PUT ME-”
  1628. >Too late
  1629. >Your screams echo throughout the yard
  1630. >You're Crowd Control, now
  1631. >And boy, it was a good run with life
  1632. >You shut your eyes and hold your breath as Anon leaps
  1633. >The crowd gasps and cover their eyes
  1634. >”Please someone stop him!”
  1635. >Silver Jade just watched in amusement as the both of you bounce back up
  1636. >Anon does hop back up on solid ground
  1637. >He plummets back down and he bounces again
  1638. >Again and again, but the height gets smaller
  1639. >Until the both of you lay on the mats
  1640. >Or...trampoline, as he calls it
  1641. >You shakily hop out of his grip and fall back on the grass.
  1642. “Oh sweet Luna, Celestia, and the holy creator, what did I bring in this prison?”
  1643. >”A hot stud who not only cuddles well, but knows no fear.” Silver Jade mumbles
  1644. >You shudder away from Silver, but she smiles at you
  1645. >”You're lucky. I sometimes wish I was small so he could hold me like-”
  1646. >Anon creeps up from behind her and hugs her around her waist
  1647. >And effortlessly picks her up
  1648. >"Hey! What are you-" He picks her up and climbs the ladder back up
  1649. >"My herdmates get a free ride on Anon's Trust Fall!" He shouts as he climbs it with one arm, the other holding her tightly
  1650. >Sweet Celestia, you really want his arms around you again
  1651.  
  1652. >”We’re doing this, Jadey! We’re making this happen!”
  1653. >”WAH! Wait, I was kidding! I have guard duties to-”
  1654. >”I can't hear you, I'm too busy making this happen!”
  1655. >Laffy Taffy helps you up to your hooves
  1656. “He's such a barbaric animal.” You huff after gathering your nerves
  1657. >”Stop denying that you like that.” Laffy kept that grin she had when she watched you fall with him. “I knew I forgot to tell you something.”
  1658. “Tell me what?” You cocked your head
  1659. >”That I had these bounce pads installed.” She sheepishly announced
  1660. “When did we have these installed? And right under my nose, too?!”
  1661. >You were fuming
  1662. >”Hey, now. I thought it was worth it. I mean, now non-flying creatures like us can sort of fly like the griffons and pegasi.”
  1663. >You stop and take that in
  1664. >To be honest, you've always wanted to fly with your pegasus friends
  1665. >Ehh, you’ll take her word with a grain of salt
  1666. >Laffy Taffy is a weird nurse, but she gets results
  1667. >Speaking of results, you need to get those cuddles
  1668. >Anon and Silver Jade hit the bounce pads and bounce a little bit before they stop
  1669. >He gets off and stands proudly while Silver Jade shakily gets up, holding on to Anon for support
  1670. “Hey, uhh, Anon, I was wondering if…”
  1671. >”Of course we can do lewd things.” He teased
  1672. >You blush hard and hit him in the shin
  1673. >He isn’t affected, but he laughs
  1674. >”I’m just jokin’ with ya, cmon.”
  1675. “Yeah...haha, that’s it…”
  1676. >He looks at you when you spoke with disappointment
  1677. >"Oh, you're serious?"
  1678. >You wish you stayed in that time out corner longer
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