May 02 01:00:20 <Knave>	Callum-Cass <Hey. Anywhere we can talk?>
May 02 01:01:13 <Antichthon>	<Yeah. I'm in my temp room, just fucking around.>
May 02 01:01:25 <Antichthon>	<Way too much shit is going around right now, just trying to stay out of it.>
May 02 01:02:13 <Knave>	<Right.> Callum takes some time to get there, but after a few minutes comes his gentle knock.
May 02 01:03:38 <Antichthon>	Hex opened the door. Cass was sprawled on her back on her bed, skirt shamelessly flipped up. "Bleeeeeh," she said. "I'm so tired, I don't even have the patience to make more fake fucking facial hair."
May 02 01:05:50 <Knave>	"Huh." Callum says. It hadn't occurred to him that it was fake, but, you know. He doesn't think about stuff. He saunters over to the bed and lies down on his side beside her, "Cuddle?"
May 02 01:07:37 <Antichthon>	Nod. "That sounds perfect."
May 02 01:08:31 <Antichthon>	"I so wish I could have just teleported my room here. I'm missing about half a dozen dildos and I have no idea what happened to them."
May 02 01:09:14 <Knave>	Callum scoops her up and pulls her into him, pointedly making no effort to fix her skirt. "Have you checked-" He shakes his head, "Dumb joke. Sorry. Nevermind."
May 02 01:10:48 <Antichthon>	Cass snrked. "No, I didn't swallow them, if that's what you're wondering. I keep a strict inventory of what goes in and out of me. So far the only thing unaccounted for is my car keys."
May 02 01:11:58 <Knave>	"You have a car?" Poor, normal Callum. He's so surprised and excited, the silly bitch.
May 02 01:12:59 <Antichthon>	Cass snrked again. "No dude, it's a joke. And okay, yeah, I have several, but none I can bring here."
May 02 01:15:45 <Knave>	"Huh." He says again. Cass continues to be full of surprises for Callum. "Hey." He smiles, and moves over her to plant a long kiss on her lips, "Happy birthday."
May 02 01:16:54 <Antichthon>	Cass grinned. "Thanks. Though you better have more than just words for me. Hopefully a cake, with that special icing I love. ...Actually, forget the cake. I'll just take the 'special icing.'" She licked her lips. "Yum."
May 02 01:18:48 <Knave>	"As much as you want." Callum assures her with moony eyes, then gets a little bashful, "I kind of wanted to get you an actual gift, too, but... what do you get the girl who has everything, right?"
May 02 01:20:05 <Antichthon>	"Yeah, don't worry about it. I wouldn't have even told you it was my birthday if it wasn't for the whole exodus thing. Just seemed so coincidental. Wonder if my dads have anything to do with all this."
May 02 01:21:57 <Knave>	"Heck of a gift." Callum chuckles, then kisses Cass' cheek. "How are you dealing with the move? Besides being tired, I mean."
May 02 01:26:07 <Antichthon>	"Eh. Physically, I'm otherwise fine. I know it's fucking stupid that I'm more tired than you when I took a chair the whole damn way, but yeah, I am seriously that delicate. Breathing just about knocks the wind out of me. And now we have the issue with rooms. I don't know if we want to just get conjoining rooms or go for the full apartment conversion. What do you think?"
May 02 01:27:31 <Knave>	"Uhm, I don't know. I guess I'd like the apartment, but it's up to you." He clears his throat gently, "I also did promise Yuki I'd run the idea of us rooming with her past you."
May 02 01:30:11 <Antichthon>	Cass barked a laugh. "Oh, yeah. That's a real fucking winner of an idea, right there. I'm sure living two of her previous love interests who chose each other over her won't be a toxic ennvironment in the least. How about for the fourth room we get someone else she's been cucked by?"
May 02 01:32:22 <Knave>	"Like that Austin guy..." Callum thinks out loud - not that he knows what cucked means. He figured it out from context. Good for him. He puts another kiss on her cheek, "I'll try to let her down gently."
May 02 01:35:56 <Antichthon>	"Yeah. I like Yukes, don't get me wrong, but, fuck. Butt fuck. We get pretty loud, you know. And I think she's already pretty close to cracking and turning this place into Yandere Simulator. Hey, you really interested in the apartment? If we get singles beside one another, we already share a bathroom and get all the sexy fun times that come with it. Is our own kitchen and a living room
May 02 01:35:57 <Antichthon>	with twelve hundred to you?"
May 02 01:37:35 <Knave>	Callum shrugs, "Aside from sending it home to my parents, I don't know what else to do with all the money they keep giving me." He bundles her up and slides, so he's flat on his back and she's on top of him, and smiles up at her, "Do you want an apartment?"
May 02 01:40:39 <Antichthon>	"I dunno, dude. Hey, flip me onto my back, will you? Mor comfortable. But anyway, I mean. I've worked in that stupid fucking office to get my money. And it's not like it's going to disappear if we don't use it. The only thing I'd want a kitchen or a living room for is specific types of sexy times, and we can do that in the common room while everyone is asleep. More fun that way, anyway.
May 02 01:40:39 <Antichthon>	But if you want it, I'd be willing to go halfsies."
May 02 01:42:57 <Knave>	"I really don't mind." He gently flips Cass over and crosses his arms over her skinny, tiny frame, "I don't exactly want for much."
May 02 01:49:38 <Antichthon>	The ceiling wasn't as hot as Callum, but Cass was too tired to get very randy anyway. Being held like a teddy bear was incredibly comforting, anyway. "In that case, I'd like the ajoining singles option. It'll be great. Whever you want to abuse me, I'll be right there, like a good little bitch is supposed to. Fucking wish I could crawl, though. Then we might have considered sharing a
May 02 01:49:39 <Antichthon>	room. You could put litter dog ears on my head, give me a collar and make we walk around on all fours eating out of a dog dish. And I'd be all like, 'bark bark, bitches.' Would've been great."
May 02 01:54:12 <Knave>	Callum kisses Cass' hand, maybe nibbles her ear a bit, "You're... I don't have the words for you, Cass Walker-Handal." The ceiling is definitely not as hot as Callum right now, because his cheeks are tiny radiators.
May 02 01:58:09 <Antichthon>	Cass snickered. She could feel his heat against her ear. "It's alright, dude. I said it before and I'll say it again, most of the magic in our relationship comes from me completely mindfucking you with kinky hotness. Even in just words. Still, bet you can find some creative way to degradate me. Adjoining rooms will make that much easier. Anyway, hey. Speaking of Yuki. What are your
May 02 01:58:09 <Antichthon>	thoughts on her? I'm not the only one thinking she's going a bit nuts, right?"
May 02 02:00:14 <Knave>	"I'm not sure 'going' is the right word." He snarks - Cass can almost feel the eye-roll behind her head. Then the immediate apologetic, "That was mean. She's got it hard. Her family did a number on her."
May 02 02:01:45 <Antichthon>	"Agreed. I like Yukes, I do, but. Kinda feel like we dodged a fucking bullet on that one."
May 02 02:03:57 <Knave>	"I don't know. Between the two of us, maybe we could have helped her." He sighs into her neck, "Still. She gave up her chance at that, so no point dwelling on it, right?" He kisses Cass's neck through her hair, "I'm doing the best I can to be a friend to her. She kind of sees me as a big brother."
May 02 02:09:40 <Antichthon>	"I'm trying to be a friend to her too," Cass said. "Can't say it's easy, though. A lot of things I thought were fucking cultural difference? Starting to think it's just straight up mental illness. Not going to abandon her, though. I'm not the best fucking person on the planet, but I'm not going to do that."
May 02 02:11:52 <Knave>	"You're a good person." Callum says simply and quietly, hugging Cass a little tighter, stroking her slightly with one hand.
May 02 02:13:11 <Antichthon>	Cass patted his cheek. "You're biased. But, thank you. I'm sure your influence helps me there." Beat. "Holy fuck our dates are going to be so much better once they lower this fucking lockdown. Seriously. And just think of all the public places to hide and have sex."
May 02 02:14:25 <Knave>	"Where are you going to hide /me/?" He chuckles, incidentally giving her a little trampoline ride on his chest.
May 02 02:15:43 <Antichthon>	"W-we should get you an ext-tra large pair of pants," Cass said, the bouncing breaking up her speech. "I c-could hide in there, g-give you blowjobs all day."
May 02 02:16:49 <Knave>	An immediate, inadvertent exhalation of air plays through Cass's hair, "Now there's an idea." He says with an excited laugh in his voice.
May 02 02:18:51 <Antichthon>	"I'm great with ideas," Cass said. "You know me, I'm just full of spunk. Mostly yours." She grinned wider at the ceiling. "Anything else going on in Callum-land? Any secret mistresses I should know about?"
May 02 02:20:45 <Knave>	"Well..." He says, with the effort of thought, "There was this one girl on the roof." Cass can probably figure from his character that he does not, in fact, mean he fucked her, but his serious tone indicates that it just didn't occur to him to clarify.
May 02 02:25:32 <Antichthon>	"Oh, boy. Tell me more."
May 02 02:27:30 <Knave>	"She was... strange." He shuffles his shoulders into the bed, "I'm... I'm pretty sure she was a ghost. And that she wants me to figure out her murder."
May 02 02:29:39 <Antichthon>	"Wait, hold on, what?" Cass laughed incredulously. Well, not so much incredulously. It was just had taken a sudden sharp turn from anything she was expecting. "You were approached. By a ghost. To help figure out her murder. ...You sure this isn't someone fucking with you? Wouldn't put it past Lisa to do that for shits and giggles."
May 02 02:30:48 <Knave>	Callum shrugs, "Talked about helping her move on." He says blankly, "I figure I should try my best either way."
May 02 02:37:21 <Antichthon>	"Sure, dude. I Mean, if this is actually a real thing and someone isn't playing a trick on you? I'd help. This sounds like some straight up ghostbusters shit."
May 02 02:38:16 <Knave>	He exhales what might be a sigh of relief. "Thanks. I'm glad to have your help. I wouldn't even really know where to start on my own."
May 02 02:43:27 <Antichthon>	Cass patted him again, his leg this time. "Hey, what's a girlboyfriend for when she's not being a cocksleeve? ...Not going to start anything today, though. Tomorrow, at the earliest, I can help you out, alright?"
May 02 02:43:45 <Antichthon>	"Now how do you feel about getting something to eat? We need to fuel that icing-maker."
May 02 02:45:10 <Knave>	"Mm. Sounds like a plan, fucktoy." He pats her stomach gently before starting to get up. Impressively, he managed to keep a straight face, without letting the embarrassment seep into his voice, until he stops talking, then he blushes hotly.
May 02 02:46:51 <Antichthon>	Cass' eyes widened and she blushed a little, then cackled. "I fucking //love// hearing you say that. One of these days you're going to get me off with just words. Anyway, either put me in my chair or carry me, and let's go get some hot eats."
May 02 02:48:09 <Knave>	Callum scoops her into a bridal carry, then kisses her, "You're the boss. Kinda."
May 02 02:52:59 <Antichthon>	"'Kinda' indeed. Hope we change that, soon." One last grin for Callum, before he carried her off to who-knew-where.
May 02 02:53:41 <Knave>	-Hot eats-