Greetings friends, Americans and countrymen,

Before I get into the meat of this article, I thought I'd introduce myself a little. I am [citizen]Wayne Kerr[/citizen] (Formerly bananaboy378) and I am a UK citizen IRL.

The good and gracious molly emma has allowed me to resurrect this org and it's newspaper in an attempt to generate some good humoured and family friendly fun, while also delivering some non-biased commentary over a few important eworld events.

Now, I am sure you are all aware of recent events, resulting in Ronald Reagan being toppled as the elected CP and being replaced by Molly Emma. I won't go into details but from a mere appeal to a 19 year old boy sat in his parents basement's point of view, I think this is a major improvement.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/OtUJAAD.png[/img]

Now, onto the matter at hand (Pun intended).

As a result of the recent drama, popcorn consumption has sky-rocketed as those on the sidelines have sat in deckchairs and watched as 2 sides go ham and fist at each other over a largely unimportant point.

Being the sole supplies of popcorn in the eUSA, I have found myself at a struggle to keep up with demand, so i am asking you my fellow Americans to help a poor immigrant live the american dream.

[img]http://dreamatico.com/data_images/popcorn/popcorn-2.jpg[/img]
[i]You know it's quality if it looks like plastic but has my name on it[/i]

As a result, in the below comments I'd like you guys to give me suggests of ways I could delivery large amounts of popcorn to my clients. Now, I know not everyone is as nice enough to give away their time for free, so everyone who comments a way of getting my delicious popcorn to [citizen]volitza[/citizen] will receive 5 q5 food as compensation for their troubles.

The best answer will receive an extra 5 q5 food and 10 q5 gifts, again, absolutely free.