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Oct 30th, 2014
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  1. Aoric: i have extensive
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  3. Aoirc: and so does sean
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  5. Aoirc: After fixing it, he suddenly noticed his clothes were singed
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  7. Aoirc: from being in such close proximity to the goddess
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  9. Aoirc: Sean was like, "well its fixed, itll be $25 for the expansion pack, and $15 for my time"
  10.  
  11. Aoirc: and cath was like "oh its only $15 for your time? How often can i break things to have you come over?"
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  13. Aoirc: and of course sean was like "i never have to leave, as long as you keep paying me"
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  15. Aoirc: but she then reconsidered it because she didnt want to have an escort
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  17. After paying him, he left and realized that on the 20 was her number
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  19. ThatsANiceGuy: but WHICH 20? O_O
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  21. Aoirc: There was only 1 20
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  23. ThatsANiceGuy: :O
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  25. Aoirc: and 2 10's
  26.  
  27. Aoirc: that was obvious
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  29. ThatsANiceGuy: well there could have been 2 20s
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  31. Aoirc: no there couldnt
  32.  
  33. ThatsANiceGuy: or 3 20s and a negative 20
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  35. Aoirc: because of the moons positioning
  36.  
  37. ThatsANiceGuy: no i'm jk about negative 20s
  38.  
  39. ThatsANiceGuy: well ok
  40.  
  41. Aoirc: yeah, so then he called her
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  43. Aoirc: and she was like
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  45. Aoirc: I was expecting you to text, how old fashioned
  46.  
  47. Aoirc: i like that, merow
  48.  
  49. Aoirc: exactly like that to, Mer-Owww
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  51. ThatsANiceGuy: you are acting like cath is a cat.
  52.  
  53. ThatsANiceGuy: probably very fitting
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  55. Aoirc: cath expected sean to text
  56.  
  57. Aoirc: but he called right
  58.  
  59. Aoirc: then what?
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  61. ThatsANiceGuy: sean was like well i don't usually text people, I prefer to call people since I get calls from people so often
  62.  
  63. Aoirc: smart smart
  64.  
  65. Aoirc: thats right
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  67. ThatsANiceGuy: and then cath is like ok, well what did you call me for
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  69. Aoirc: sean why did you call her!?
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  71. ThatsANiceGuy: i think he was probably thinking about her :3
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  73. SparkytheAngel: ^^^^
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  75. Aoirc: AWWDDOROABLBLBLBLELELEL
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  77. ThatsANiceGuy: lelelel.
  78.  
  79. Aoirc: So then what
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  81. Aoirc: how did they finally tie the knot
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  83. Aoirc: "i was thinking about you, because i always like to check up on my hottest customers"
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  85. Aoirc: and she was like "ooh smooth, and handsome"
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  87. Aoirc: and he was like "Ill be straight, i want you and me alone at a table eating food together talking about pointless details of our lives"
  88.  
  89. Aoirc: and she was like "are you asking me to dinner"
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  91. Aoirc: and he was like *sunglasses on* "Of course"
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  93. Aoirc: That friday night when they were eating dinner
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  95. Aoirc: He was like "i enjoy the time we have spent together, will you be my girlfriend?"
  96.  
  97. ThatsANiceGuy: and she was like yes, but.
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  99. Aoirc: and she was like "Under one condition!"
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  101. Aoirc: and he was like "name it"
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  103. (This part gets really funny xD)
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  105. Aoirc: and she said "you invite me to play some random game with you that involves multiplayer and preferably flash game on kongregate but not limited to that.'
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  107. ThatsANiceGuy: pssh
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  109. Aoirc: He replies "I choose cloudstone"
  110.  
  111. ThatsANiceGuy: flash is almost outdated
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  113. Aoirc: she instantly coo'd
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  115. Aoirc: She is using an n64
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  117. Aoirc: of course she likes almost outdated gaming and systems
  118.  
  119. Aoirc: Duhh
  120.  
  121. ThatsANiceGuy: ...right
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  123. Aoirc: After coo'ing she was swooned
  124.  
  125. Aoirc: he started playing cloudstone and joined the guild Axem Rangers, where the rugged and handsome leader Aoirc generously accepted him
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  127. SparkytheAngel: xD
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  129. Aoirc: and i think we are practically caught up
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  131. SparkytheAngel: I knew you'd mention yourself when I saw "CloudStone"
  132.  
  133. Aoirc: I had to
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  135. ThatsANiceGuy: rugged and handsome
  136.  
  137. ThatsANiceGuy: well we didn't expect you to describe Aoirc as such :)
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