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Slacker, the crazy Serbian meets; General Carter F. Ham

Mar 19th, 2013
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  1. On 3/19/13, at 2:08 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  2. > Hey.
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  5. On 3/19/13, at 2:08 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  6. > Hey do you like fitness?
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  9. On 3/19/13, at 2:08 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  10. > How about fitness dick in your mouth?
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  13. On 3/19/13, at 7:06 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  14. > realy
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  17. On 3/19/13, at 7:06 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  18. > i am here for invest business
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  21. On 3/19/13, at 7:06 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  22. > i am general carter by name and u
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  25. On 3/19/13, at 7:53 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  26. > I am Griffen the Serbian by name.
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  29. On 3/19/13, at 7:54 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  30. > Nice to met you
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  33. On 3/19/13, at 7:54 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  34. > i want you read this and so that you cna get back to me now
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  37. On 3/19/13, at 7:54 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
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  39. > I am interested in establishing and operating a very viable business as a means of investment abroad. I do not know too well on how this is done in your country, So I will need you to help me in this regard
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  42. On 3/19/13, at 7:55 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  43. > My preference is any good profit yielding businesss and I would appreciate any viable ideas you could come up with. I will also need you to help me look for properties like homes and lands for sale as I am proposing to invest the sum of Twenty five Million United States Dollars ($25,000,000 USD) for this. I do not know if you can and will be of help to me
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  46. On 3/19/13, at 7:55 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  47. > My need for this business proposition and to acquire these properties is very urgent as I am planing to move out of this country with my family down to your country. I want you to also help in finding a good home where my family and i will live in. ( Mini Estate )
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  50. On 3/19/13, at 7:55 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  51. > Please I expect your good and prompt reply so that we can proceed swiftly. I will need your phone and fax numbers for easier communication with you if I am unable to access my emails.
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  54. On 3/19/13, at 8:00 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  55. > That sounds very good.
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  58. On 3/19/13, at 8:00 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  59. > and I am happy to make this friendship happen
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  62. On 3/19/13, at 8:00 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  63. > I am sorry, my english is no so great.
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  66. On 3/19/13, at 8:00 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  67. > don't worried about that
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  70. On 3/19/13, at 8:00 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  71. > ok
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  74. On 3/19/13, at 8:01 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  75. > what do you do for living
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  78. On 3/19/13, at 8:01 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  79. > i mean your work
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  82. On 3/19/13, at 8:04 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  83. > I sell cars.
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  86. On 3/19/13, at 8:05 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  87. > this very good
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  90. On 3/19/13, at 8:05 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  91. > Used cars at that
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  94. On 3/19/13, at 8:05 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  95. > so we can invest this money on your business you do
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  98. On 3/19/13, at 8:05 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  99. > You buy car. My wife needs food, buy car
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  102. On 3/19/13, at 8:05 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  103. > the company of selling car is your company or you work there ?
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  106. On 3/19/13, at 8:06 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  107. > I sell car
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  110. On 3/19/13, at 8:06 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  111. > what of car you sell
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  114. On 3/19/13, at 8:06 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  115. > Small ones, big ones, long ones
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  118. On 3/19/13, at 8:07 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  119. > all kind of car
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  122. On 3/19/13, at 8:07 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  123. > reall
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  126. On 3/19/13, at 8:07 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  127. > do you have have a website?
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  130. On 3/19/13, at 8:07 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  131. > I do not
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  134. On 3/19/13, at 8:07 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  135. > ok
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  138. On 3/19/13, at 8:08 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  139. > is that your company or you are a deal of cars
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  142. On 3/19/13, at 8:08 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  143. > I told you
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  146. On 3/19/13, at 8:08 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  147. > I sell car
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  150. On 3/19/13, at 8:08 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  151. > ok
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  154. On 3/19/13, at 8:08 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  155. > What kind of car do you drive?
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  158. On 3/19/13, at 8:09 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  159. > give me your phone number full name email
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  162. On 3/19/13, at 8:10 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  163. > my name are Branimira Dikumiak
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  166. On 3/19/13, at 8:11 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  167. > My number are 4545334257
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  170. On 3/19/13, at 8:11 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  171. > and I no have email
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  174. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  175. > really
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  178. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  179. > I am sorry
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  182. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  183. > This was my friend email that I use
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  186. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  187. > Are you alway with your phone
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  190. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  191. > I am at work
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  194. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  195. > Where I sell car
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  198. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  199. > But for now. We can talk about things
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  202. On 3/19/13, at 8:12 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  203. > Have you been to Iraq
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  206. On 3/19/13, at 8:13 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  207. > yes
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  210. On 3/19/13, at 8:14 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  211. > Because you gotta Baghdad ass up guurl
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  214. On 3/19/13, at 8:14 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  215. > Land Rover
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  218. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  219. > Land Rover Range Rover
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  222. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  223. > 2011
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  226. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  227. > That is very bad car
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  230. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  231. > You buy a proper slav ar
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  234. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  235. > why
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  238. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  239. > Becaus it use all the gas
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  242. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  243. > ALL THE GAS
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  246. On 3/19/13, at 8:15 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  247. > nope
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  250. On 3/19/13, at 8:16 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  251. > yes
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  254. On 3/19/13, at 8:16 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  255. > I work on car
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  258. On 3/19/13, at 8:16 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  259. > I know
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  261. *nigga sends me a file, and calls*
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  263. On 3/19/13, at 8:16 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  264. > accept
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  267. On 3/19/13, at 8:18 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  268. > really
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  271. On 3/19/13, at 8:18 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  272. > why
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  275. On 3/19/13, at 8:18 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  276. > can you give a profitable investment we can do there in your country
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  279. On 3/19/13, at 8:18 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  280. > That sounds good
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  283. On 3/19/13, at 8:18 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  284. > How can we do that
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  287. On 3/19/13, at 8:19 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  288. > I want your mcdonalds money
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  291. On 3/19/13, at 8:19 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  292. > ok
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  295. On 3/19/13, at 8:20 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  296. > can you send me your details of your bank account so that money can transfer to you
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  299. On 3/19/13, at 8:20 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  300. > But
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  303. On 3/19/13, at 8:20 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  304. > But will that make me able that you can take money away from it
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  307. On 3/19/13, at 8:21 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  308. > I can send you picture of my body
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  311. On 3/19/13, at 8:21 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  312. > ok
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  315. On 3/19/13, at 8:21 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  316. > i want to do business with good and better somoene that i have idea of investment
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  319. On 3/19/13, at 8:22 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  320. > i will have a share with you in the next 10years
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  323. On 3/19/13, at 8:22 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  324. > i mean the profit of the business
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  327. On 3/19/13, at 8:22 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  328. > Could I have one of your american mcdonalds tanks
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  331. On 3/19/13, at 8:22 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  332. > sure why not
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  334. *nigga calls AGAIN*
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  336. On 3/19/13, at 8:25 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  337. > I can not talk
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  340. On 3/19/13, at 8:25 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  341. > I am at work
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  344. On 3/19/13, at 8:25 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  345. > where I sell car
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  348. On 3/19/13, at 8:25 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  349. > k
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  352. On 3/19/13, at 8:25 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  353. > good
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  356. On 3/19/13, at 8:25 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  357. > Here is a picture of my slavian face http://i.imgur.com/QRNvnK8.jpg
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  360. On 3/19/13, at 8:26 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  361. > With your mcdonalds money, I will be able to construct newgoslavia
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  364. On 3/19/13, at 8:26 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  365. > what is this ?
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  368. On 3/19/13, at 8:26 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  369. > I'm sorry
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  372. On 3/19/13, at 8:26 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  373. > that was wrong picture
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  376. On 3/19/13, at 8:27 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  377. > I was not mean to send that
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  380. On 3/19/13, at 8:27 PM, General Carter F. Ham wrote:
  381. > kk
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  383.  
  384. On 3/19/13, at 8:31 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  385. > http://i.imgur.com/uYwbqSw.jpg here is picture of me and me wife
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  388. On 3/19/13, at 8:33 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  389. > General Carter
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  392. On 3/19/13, at 8:33 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  393. > Do you like tapes and CDs?
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  396. On 3/19/13, at 8:33 PM, S(erbia)lackerFS wrote:
  397. > Because I want to tape my slav dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts
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