The All Seeing Eye

>Be Anon in Equestria
>And today, be chillin with Twilight down in her basement of scientific wonders.
>As you scan the stuff she has on display, one item in particular catches your attention. You point to a big glass ball atop a cement pedestal.
"What is that?"
>"That old thing? Its called "The Eye of Souron" legend says it can see anytime, or anyplace. Nations fought hoof, and tail for control over it, for any nation that owned it, would have undeniable power of observation. Past, present, and.."
"Show me what Cadence is doing right now."
>"Tsk, Anon, the eye of souron hasnt worked in over..wait, why Cadence?"
"I think she's hot."
>"You know it's not.."
"Shut up its working."
>Twilight rushes over and looks with you into the crystal ball, you see an image of Cadence waving Shining Armor goodbye, "Bye sweetie~ See you when you get back from your royal duties."
"I hope she showers."
>"Shut up Anon."
>Cadence closes the door, and sighs before walking over to the couch.
"Or maybe she brings over stallions to fuck while your brother is away."
>"Don't even joke about that!"
>Twilight and you keep on looking, Cadence glances around the room, "Anyp0ny here?.....Nop0ny?.....Oh thank Celestia, HNNNGHH."
>*Pfffffttttt!!* Cadence cuts the cheese so hard, it had to have left skid marks on the couch. Just when she finishes, she strains again for the second wave. "Oh that feels so good~"
>Clearing her throat, she magics a magazine over, and begins to hum a song while reading.
>You and Twilight just stand there, neither saying a word. Twilight levitates a cloth, and drapes it over the ball.
>To this day, the eye remains on, and legend has it if you listen real hard on a quiet night, you can still hear the sounds of ghostly flatulence echo through the library.