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- The title is weird
- ジャンプ一週読まざれば括目して見よ
- Okay, if I'm to take a stab at that it's something like "If you're going to read jump weekly, do so with a discerning eye" maybe?
- What does "括" mean here...
- Well no, I know what it means, but it doesn't make sense there.
- Anyway, to the spoilers.
- Chapter begins with Tae and Shin before their father's grave.
- Shin: So you came here after all, sister? You shouldn't. With the times as they are now, it's dangerous to walk alone.
- But most sites are reporting that as the title, so it has to be right...
- Tae: It's because the times are like this that I have to come here.
- Shin: You came to tell father about how the Earth may be destroyed?
- Tae: It might be destroyed, but...I more came to tell father about how his crybaby son --my little brother hasn't cried a single tear despite the circumstances, how Shimura Shinpachi has become a fine samurai.
- Shin: Sister, I haven't changed a bit. Since the day i met with that strange Samurai, and pursued him despite not knowing what it is I was going after, I somehow after all that time ended up here.
- Saving earth and protecting Edo....to be honest I feel like I've changed in ways that I never wanted to change.
- I just want to stay by that strange samurai's side forever...do you think father would forgive me for that? For picking up my sword for such a reason...
- Tae: Shin-chan, there's no need to seek forgiveness. You've already found your own answer. Not knowing what you were pursuing him for has brought you to his side.
- And now, that you have something you want to protect, I'm sure father is pleased and is by your side, watching over you.
- Switching scenes, Tama, Kagura, and Katherine are walking about town where some people whisper amongst themselves, calling them crazy for staying in a place where the Amanto have taken over.
- lol, one of the people thought Katherine was a dude.
- Tama defends Kagura, telling them that she probably could destroy the world before the liberation army could.
- Kagura: Um, there is no need to follow through with what they're saying, yes?
- Tama laments that the amanto can be on the side of earthlings, but since the liberation front came, the dregs of discrimination have only gotten stronger.
- Kagura: From the start I/we came from a different place and forced our way onto this planet, and now we're staying by force too.
- It is strange, yes? I have spent months here, and in no time at all, I am thinking the same as you about them forcing their way in.
- Despite living here rent free shamelessly and brazenly.
- It is I who forced my way in, yes?
- Tama: That is perhaps what it means to have a place best suited for you. Even without a home, or a planet, it will never cease being a place to return to.
- Kagura-sama, you exist in all of us. As does the place we all can return to.
- Katherine: Though my rent is much higher than Otose-san's.
- Tama: As is mine.
- Kagura: Is that so? Then we will have to make sure to really get that rent.
- Shinpachi narrates a bit, that the decisive battle looms ahead, and that if they cannot stop Utsuro then Earth has no future.
- Shin (narration): I had wondered what had happened to Gin-san since I hadn't seen him for a while. I assumed he had figured something out or gained a lead, but...
- Gintoki is actually reading jump in some store.
- Gintoki: Whoa, Gintama's getting a live action movie?
- Gintoki: Damn. I had no idea that shit like this was going on while we were out in space....
- Who's playing me....Oguri Shun?!
- I mean...I guess he passes for me in height, maybe???
- But they couldn't have gotten one of those hot johnny's to play me?
- (TN- Johnnys is an entertainment agency specializing in male idols/singers.)
- Shin and Kagura who were passing by assault Gintoki with a flying kick.
- Gintoki: Owww! The fuck you two trying to do to Oguri's chin?!
- Gintoki: Do you know how many millions will be generated by this chin?!
- Shinpachi: Who the hell is Oguri?! We thought you'd be searching for the Tendous, but what the actual hell are you doing instead?!
- Gintoki: Dude, get with the times. Jump's in more danger than the earth at this point.
- Bleach and Nisekoi ended, and I've transformed into Oguri Shun.
- #literallytrashis
- jump going to be okay?
- Shin: Your existence in jump is in danger, dammit!
- Gintoki: Shut your noise hole. You've just been wibbling on top of a building for the last few weeks.
- Shinpachi: WAS NOT!
- Fuck, I messed up.
- WHy do the Japanese have to abbreviate everything.
- orz.
- Gintoki's line should be more like. "You've been standing at the top of that building far off from earth playing Grandblue up until last week haven't you?"
- (TN- Grand blue fantasy is a role playing video game for cellphones.)
- "グラブル"
- #literallytrashis
- what Gintoki said.
- Gintoki: I refuse to acknowledge it, bro. Why are you the commander of a grandblue army? Other than being able to walk upright, there's nothing special about you.
- Gintoki: More like, Shun and Masaki are 184 cm (6'0) and and 176 cm (5'8-) respectively.
- 5'8, not smiley.
- Gintoki: The real life Yorozuya are to friggin' impressive. How many cigarette boxes is that?
- Just what kind of movie are they trying to make here?
- Shinpachi: You're the one who's getting too into this!
- Then there's a line about Kagura and cigarettes that I don't quite understand.
- Though that leads into a Shingeki parody.
- Kagura: You two, shut up. While you have been making noise the net is on fire.
- (The internet she means.)
- She's apparently looking over someone' shoulder as they use a computer.
- Or well, I think she forced the shopkeeper out of his chair so she could use it.
- Pfft.
- Kagura: You have it so good. Your actors suit your roles, and people are pleasantly surprised.
- But for me...
- They got a pretty girl for my role, and rather than being happy, people are actually worried for her!
- Kagura is on the internet reading blogposts.
- Post 1: She's too cute. She doesn't fit Kagura.
- Post 2: I don't want to see her pick her nose or vomit.
- Post 3: I'm worried about Kana-chan's career after this.
- Kagura: If this is how it will be, I will take scandalous photos of her and spread them around! Let us see if people will think she is such an angel when I drag her to hell along with me, yes!!
- Shinpachi: Y'know, you could just...maybe do something about your attitude and it'd go a long way.
- Kagura: Fuahaahahah! You might be some sort of idol, but can you become me? Can you do something like this, Hashimoto Kana?!
- Kagura then stops and seemingly develops a conscious.
- Kagura: What is this feeling....it is like throwing up in a newly constructed house...
- Shinpachi: Good, so you do have a consciousness.
- Kagura: It feels so good to be bad~
- Gintoki: Oh dude, she's only getting more nasty. Someone seal her under a rock for a million years.
- Kagura: You just try it! I'll revive no matter how many times it takes! As long as there is light there will be shadow!!
- It is at this moment that Sadaharu appears.
- Gintoki: Oh you're back? Good, I've been waiting.
- Did you guys seriously think I was just chillin' here reading jump? We may not know where the Bakfu and Tendous are right now, but even their leaders can't hid from a Dog's nose.
- Shinpachi notices Sadaharu has a paper in his mouth and checks it out.
- The paper is actually a photo, and the photo is of Jean Claude Van damme
- Shinpachi: IS THIS WHO YOU WANT TO PLAY YOU IN THE MOVIE?!
- Sadaharu: Woof.
- Shinpachi: Don't you "woof" me! How much do you think that single woof will cost us?!
- Gin: Hold up, Shinpachi. Sure, Masaki and Shun are big stars, so Sadaharu should have someone equally as big playing him. A Wandam (Woof + Gundam) would be about right.
- Shinpachi: Armored soldier Wandam?! There's almost nothing left of the original concept!?
- Kagura: I heard Hashimoto Kana went back home in a Wandam...
- Shinpachi: Don't send Kana-chan away dammit!
- You guys get a grip!! The earth is in crisis and you're worried about the movie?! We're really going to be annihilated at this point!!
- It is now that several Samurai surround Gintoki.
- Gintoki: back off guys. We don't give a damn who plays you in the movie. You'll just have to put up with being CG graphics.
- They ready their swords.
- They move in on the trio, and Kagura realizes they're not with the liberation front, but have decided that the yorozuya are enemies.
- Before the trio are sliced down, a woman appears and cuts the samurai.
- NOBUMEEEEEE
- Nobume: You're late, I've been waiting.
- Shinpachi: Nobume-san!
- Nobume: No, I'd like to be Kuriyama Chiaki, please.
- Shinpachi: YOU TOOOOOO?!
- The defeated Samurai have the mark of the Naraku on them.
- Gintoki: Naraku?! Why are they in this city?
- Somewhere far away, amanto are hanging out in a boat.
- Complaining about having to be on standby.
- Apparently Zura, Saka and Nobux2's negotiations have resulted with them being shelved, as Shijaku's commanded them not to move.
- They're talking about this for a bit until one of them falls into the sea, and three Naraku jump out from the water to ambush them.
- Meanwhile somewhere else in town, a raid has started.
- Nobume: The end has finally begun. Utsuro has started to crush this planet.
- On a building somewhere, Utsuro looks down at the destruction.
- Till 602.
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