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  1. So I was rhyming lately to be WhImSiCal, which drove my friend nuts. I did it again, and she flew off the handle into a rap battle. (For reference, my name is David.)
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  3. [7:56:51 PM] remainingAnonymous: I gave this job to you without asking you first because I wanted to irritate you. >:b
  4. [7:57:07 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Quite irritating.
  5. [7:57:08 PM] remainingAnonymous: Besides. If you can explain it to me, we'll get Grist.
  6. [7:57:13 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Just so aggitating.
  7. [7:57:20 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Or perchance frustrating?
  8. [7:57:33 PM] remainingAnonymous: Are you still rhyming or are you done with that.
  9. [7:57:34 PM] conspiratorsGambit: If you consider baiting, expect a bite.
  10. [7:57:47 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I'll rhyme just to give you spite.
  11. [7:57:53 PM] conspiratorsGambit: At least if you give me the same.
  12. [7:57:58 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Really, here you're to blame.
  13. [7:58:16 PM] remainingAnonymous: Dear cod why.
  14. [7:58:36 PM] remainingAnonymous: Glub my life bluh my eye is twitchingggg
  15. [7:58:46 PM] remainingAnonymous: Must be from the phat beats you're pitching.
  16. [7:59:18 PM] remainingAnonymous: To toss out your poetry up against me,
  17. [7:59:26 PM] remainingAnonymous: You must be pretty brave.
  18. [7:59:40 PM] remainingAnonymous: You may be a David, but I'll always be Dave.
  19. [7:59:47 PM] remainingAnonymous: Now goodnight!
  20. [7:59:57 PM] conspiratorsGambit: My, what a fright.
  21. [8:00:19 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Shame I tried to add wit to my rhymes, didn't get them into your sight.
  22. [8:00:29 PM] conspiratorsGambit: The plague of a lad who needs to get it right.
  23. [8:00:55 PM] conspiratorsGambit: But by all means be the strider, I'll just be the fool.
  24. [8:01:12 PM] conspiratorsGambit: But recall a jester gets to make jokes at those who rule.
  25. [8:01:26 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I can't take your crown, but I can take your cool.
  26. [8:01:33 PM] remainingAnonymous: Say what you may and say what you might, practice makes perfect...even in your plight.
  27. [8:01:52 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Shame it took to long for that, amiright?
  28. [8:02:10 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Would've been lyrical beauty, but lost the limelight.
  29. [8:02:22 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Those beats were old, stick with the time.
  30. [8:02:34 PM] conspiratorsGambit: But I suppose Heroes of Space aren't apt for rhyme.
  31. [8:03:54 PM] remainingAnonymous: Perhaps with Time, you'll find your place.
  32. [8:04:04 PM] remainingAnonymous: For no hero can exist, without that of Space.
  33. [8:04:29 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Your mistakes bring our end, without my restart.
  34. [8:04:40 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Without a scratch, you're as useful as Heart.
  35. [8:05:33 PM] remainingAnonymous: /My/ mistakes? Oh how thoughtful of you!
  36. [8:05:46 PM] remainingAnonymous: Well believe me, a Scratch is a tango for two.
  37. [8:05:49 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Right, I should blame your whole crew.
  38. [8:06:05 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Given as I recall you picked the whole slew.
  39. [8:06:26 PM] conspiratorsGambit: So collectively their mistakes are all yours, yes?
  40. [8:06:30 PM] remainingAnonymous: And that terrible slew, last I checked, always included you.
  41. [8:07:21 PM] remainingAnonymous: And for your misdeeds, I grow infamous.
  42. [8:07:42 PM] remainingAnonymous: But please, let me take all your woes, I digress.
  43. [8:08:00 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Backed yourself into a rhyming corner, made quite a mess.
  44. [8:08:12 PM] conspiratorsGambit: As I recall famous famously won't match digress.
  45. [8:08:23 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Though, from Wasted Space, I'd expect no less.
  46. [8:08:32 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I suppose I shouldn't cause you distress.
  47. [8:09:00 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I confess, I'm proud, your beats are quite sick.
  48. [8:09:17 PM] conspiratorsGambit: But I doubt you're starting sick fires with such a worn wick.
  49. [8:09:39 PM] conspiratorsGambit: My perfectionism's a flaw, but also what keeps me slick.
  50. [8:09:56 PM] remainingAnonymous: Oh my friend, I believe you might study your syntax.
  51. [8:10:11 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Please dear, schoolfeed me the facts.
  52. [8:10:32 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I desire to learn, I crave to not be left lax.
  53. [8:10:51 PM] conspiratorsGambit: It's through my own education I can leave you in your tracks.
  54. [8:11:02 PM] remainingAnonymous: I'll say this, your words run smooth as an Apple iMac.
  55. [8:11:19 PM] remainingAnonymous: But listening to you is like sitting on a thumbtack.
  56. [8:11:22 PM] conspiratorsGambit: You lost an S, but I'll cut you some slack.
  57. [8:11:49 PM] conspiratorsGambit: And yes, my tempo's a bit out of whack.
  58. [8:12:09 PM] conspiratorsGambit: But when I've all the time in the world, why keep to one track?
  59. [8:12:21 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I'll jump here and there, to always come back.
  60. [8:12:32 PM] remainingAnonymous: Now hear this, you're keeping me up late!
  61. If you let me go now, I'll give ya a clean slate.
  62. [8:13:00 PM] remainingAnonymous: Don't you think I have enough on my full plate?
  63. [8:13:16 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I didn't bring this on you, you opened the gate.
  64. [8:13:18 PM] remainingAnonymous: School feeding you is just another stress, mate.
  65. [8:13:34 PM] conspiratorsGambit: My rhymes were a jest, until you wrought this fate.
  66. [8:13:58 PM] conspiratorsGambit: I didn't want a duel, a joke would me sate.
  67. [8:14:17 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Because I know you tire, it's past your date.
  68. [8:14:34 PM] conspiratorsGambit: With a pillow, or what have you, no more, you're irate.
  69. [8:14:40 PM] remainingAnonymous: Listen up son, and do me a favor.
  70. [8:14:53 PM] remainingAnonymous: Cut off your tongue, and be a lifesaver.
  71. [8:15:02 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Ooh, nice, changing the beat flavor.
  72. [8:15:12 PM] remainingAnonymous: The longer you go the more my faith wavers,
  73. [8:15:13 PM] conspiratorsGambit: But they nonetheless lack the illness you savor.
  74. [8:16:27 PM] remainingAnonymous: Oh come on bro, you stole my word!
  75. [8:16:38 PM] remainingAnonymous: Through time and space, my thoughts you heard?
  76. [8:16:55 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Not my fault you're slow and got served.
  77. [8:17:09 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Time's my tool, it swings and I swerve.
  78. [8:17:26 PM] conspiratorsGambit: It's flow is mine to bend, with vigor and verve.
  79. [8:17:53 PM] conspiratorsGambit: How can you expect to keep up, I've all the time in the land.
  80. [8:18:09 PM] conspiratorsGambit: The ticking of clocks is the key in my hand.
  81. [8:18:22 PM] conspiratorsGambit: While I'd admit Space is all well and grand.
  82. [8:18:38 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Your dreams need more frogs, stick to what's planned.
  83. [8:18:53 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Leave keeping the Time to me, understand?
  84. [8:19:55 PM] remainingAnonymous: I see what Time plays in our session's morality.
  85. [8:20:07 PM] remainingAnonymous: But think not of this, for it is reality,
  86. [8:20:15 PM] remainingAnonymous: Every session requires duality.
  87. [8:21:04 PM] remainingAnonymous: And so on that note I leave you tonight!
  88. [8:21:18 PM] remainingAnonymous: Never will you win the war, yet you have won the fight.
  89. [8:21:40 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Relax, behind the clouds lies some light.
  90. [8:21:46 PM] conspiratorsGambit: No need to fright.
  91. [8:21:57 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Your victory may be in sight.
  92. [8:21:59 PM] remainingAnonymous: David, sleep tight.
  93. [8:22:04 PM] remainingAnonymous: And don't let the bed bugs bite.
  94. [8:22:07 PM] conspiratorsGambit: Right.
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