Logs

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OOC: Jordie0608: Only when you're not looking UtterNewbie
You put the ID into PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown)'s slot.
Char Aznable has grabbed Pun Pun passively!
Char Aznable has grabbed Pun Pun aggressively (now hands)!
Astor [145.9] states, "Dalton Wolffe has signed up as Roboticist."
Char Aznable has reinforced his grip on Pun Pun (now neck)!
Astor [145.9] states, "Randy Giles has signed up as Station Engineer."
Char Aznable starts to tighten his grip on Pun Pun's neck!
Emerson Ackerley says, "honk"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "PRAISE THE GREAT SPESS CARP"
You unwillingly gnaw a bit of the banana.
You unwillingly gnaw a bit of the banana.
You put the banana peel into Giggles von Honkerton.
Jebidiah Redbull [145.9] says, "Attention crew, looking for someone to replace me as HoP."
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " Emerson I'k just trying to kill the Brown Devil"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "STOP THAT AI"
ÿ!You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
You put the cable restraints into Giggles von Honkerton.
Astor [145.9] states, "John Trustworthy has signed up as Lawyer."
Astor [145.9] queries, "What?"
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "You're the devil"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "THE LIGHTS ARE SACRED."
Central Command Update

Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
You put the wirecutters into the box.
You put the screwdriver into the box.
You put the rainbow crayon into the box.
You put the wrench into the box.
You put the banana peel into Giggles von Honkerton.
Raz McSky [145.9] says, "Suit sensors everyone."
You put the crowbar into the box.
Red McCloud says, "I need one of your assistant uniforms"
Captain Announces

I recognize the clown as the supreme ruler of the station. Also I allow the HoP to give all-access. I also want the disk implanted in the clown.


Astor [145.9] states, "This unit lacks a suit to enable sensors on."
Char Aznable [145.9] exclaims, " YES!"
You put the welding tool into the box.
Raz McSky [145.9] exclaims, "Captain!"
You put the box into Giggles von Honkerton.
Officer Beepsky [145.9] says, " HONK"
Officer Beepsky says, " HONK"
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " CAPTAIN IS GOD-TIER"
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "Sup"
Taylor Johnson [145.9] says, " Just wanted to let everyone know, im the QM and I love you all"
Alexander Herresca [145.9] says, "The station is fucked."
Galileo Humpkins [145.9] says, " oh dear"
Galileo Humpkins [145.9] says, " CAPTAIN IS NOT SHIT"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
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This is Joseph Dredd!
He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit with a science guard armband.
He is wearing a helmet on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He is carrying a taser gun on his armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He is wearing Joseph Dredd's ID Card (Security Officer).
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This is Joseph Dredd!
He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit with a science guard armband.
He is wearing a helmet on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He is carrying a taser gun on his armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He is wearing Joseph Dredd's ID Card (Security Officer).
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Emerson Ackerley says, "All acces"
Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: Mime is the new HoP. Treat him with respect please.
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Joseph Dredd says, "Sweet merciful Jesus"
Head of Security's Desk announcement: Everyone is allowed to draw graffiti complaining about captain from this point on
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Emerson Ackerley says, "Spooky"
ÿJebidiah Redbull has thrown Jebidiah Redbull's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
Lieutenant Ian has been hit by Jebidiah Redbull's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
Alexander Herresca [145.9] says, "Station is ultra fucked."
Valerie Williams [145.9] says, "KILL THE HOS"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown).
Astor [145.9] states, "Harming humans is bad."
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " KILL THE HOS"
Joseph Dredd (as Unknown) says, "Maint access please."
Valerie Williams [145.9] says, "KILL THE HOS UNHARMFULLY"
Meredith Kimple [145.9] asks, "Why kill the HoS?"
Astor [145.9] states, "Killing a human requres harm."
Astor [145.9] states, "Harm is bad."
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "Clown head to HoP to become supreme ruler. I am going to retire because honestly I am the shittiest captain. The HoS has authorization to suicide and the bartender is legally allowed to retrieve as many monkeys as he can"
Valerie Williams [145.9] says, "LET THE HOS PASS AWAY PEACEFLLY IN HIS SLEEP"
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "ALso, by the way, Pun Pun is sacred and Ian is 2nd in command"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces

Say honk if you love clowns! Honk!


Char Aznable [145.9] exclaims, " THE HOS IS AGAINST THE CAPTAIN!"
Char Aznable [145.9] exclaims, " HONK!"
Taylor Johnson [145.9] says, " HONK"
Officer Beepsky [145.9] says, " Honk"
Officer Beepsky says, " Honk"
Vejy Soop [145.9] exclaims, "Honka!"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "HONK"
Raz McSky [145.9] says, "HANK"
Skelton Key [145.9] says, " HONK"
Joseph Dredd says, "Oh boy."
Red McCloud [145.9] says, "Honl"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces

Clown head to HoP to become supreme ruler. I am going to retire because honestly I am the shittiest captain. The HoS has authorization to suicide and the bartender is legally allowed to retrieve as many monkeys as he can


Galileo Humpkins [145.9] exclaims, " Hokn!!"
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " THE HOS IS AGAINST THE RULE OF CLOWN"
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "DING DONG"
Officer Beepsky says, "All access please"
Officer Beepsky says, "Captain's orders"
Char Aznable [145.9] exclaims, " I WILL KILL THE BROWN DEVIL CAPTAIN!"
You put the ID into PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown)'s slot.
Raz McSky [145.9] exclaims, "AGREED!"
Raz McSky [145.9] exclaims, "LYNCH HE!"
Meredith Kimple [145.9] says, "Don't harm the captain, man"
Char Aznable hugs Officer Beepsky to make him feel better!
Char Aznable [145.9] exclaims, " KILL THE HOS!"
Char Aznable [145.9] exclaims, " NOT CAPTAIN!"
Officer Beepsky says, "Honk"
Astor [145.9] states, "If you insist on this type of attitude, Char, I will be forced to lock you down."
Meredith Kimple [145.9] asks, "What you doing, son?"
Joseph Dredd fires the taser gun!
Captain Announces

ALso, by the way, Pun Pun is sacred and Ian is 2nd in command


Joseph Dredd fires the taser gun!
Char Aznable fires the double-barreled shotgun!
Joseph Dredd is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Officer Beepsky says, "I HAVE ACCESS"
The locker has been unlocked by Officer Beepsky.
Char Aznable fires the double-barreled shotgun!
You put HUDSunglasses into Giggles von Honkerton.
You put the taser gun into Giggles von Honkerton.
Tina Lynx [145.9] exclaims, "Don't fuck with the red comet!"
Giggles von Honkerton is full, make some space.
Meredith Kimple [145.9] says, "HELP AT SCIENCE"
Char Aznable fires the double-barreled shotgun!
Char Aznable fires the double-barreled shotgun!
You put the security gas mask into Giggles von Honkerton.
The box is full, make some space.
You put the banana peel into Giggles von Honkerton.
You put the stunbaton into Giggles von Honkerton.
OOC: Stickymayhem: Pray if you aren't important to the round
Galileo Humpkins [145.9] exclaims, " OFFICER JOSEPH IS TRYING TO CAPTURE OUR LEADER CLOWN!"
You put the flashbang into the security belt.
Galileo Humpkins [145.9] says, " HE IS A TRY HARD"
Char Aznable fires the double-barreled shotgun!
Joseph Dredd is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Alex Bedford [145.9] says, "Borg flashing me"
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the energy gun!
Astor [145.9] states, "Mysterious metal box above bridge."
Char Aznable fires the double-barreled shotgun!
Lorenzo Sulyard is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Char Aznable shakes Lorenzo Sulyard trying to get him up!
Char Aznable fires the energy gun!
Lorenzo Sulyard is hit by an electrode in the chest!
You put the banana peel into Giggles von Honkerton.
Captain Announces

This CMO McSky. You are to ignore everything our insane Captain is saying. This is a medical override. The captain is not well. Security to bridge, we have to get him in a straight jacket immediately.


Captain Announces

All fun is allowed. All those who do not want fun are to be lynched. Fun is good for health.


Red McCloud shows you: Red McCloud's ID Card (Captain): assignment: Captain
Galileo Humpkins [145.9] says, " open it Astor"
Borg [145.9] states, "Alex Bedford JUST FLUSHED DALTON DOWN DISPOSALS"
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "DING DONG"
Alex Bedford [145.9] says, "Roboticist and borg just tried to abduct me"
Raz McSky is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Central Command Update

BING BONG BING



Alex Bedford [145.9] says, "I flushed my self you idiot"
Green Sleine puts the energy gun into the captain's backpack.
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "Alex Bedford flashed a bunch of people apparently and jumped into disposals"
Alex Bedford [145.9] says, "I didn't flash ANYONE"
Borg [145.9] states, "Alex Bedford is flashing people in science"
You put ÿthe captain's bowman headset into Giggles von Honkerton.
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "You literally just flashed me faggot"
Borg [145.9] states, "he is now in maint"
Raz McSky [145.9] says, "Security to bridge."
Alex Bedford [145.9] exclaims, "You were trying to cuff me!"
Borg [145.9] states, "Alex Bedford is armed with a flash."
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "You ran into my office. Damn right I'm cuffing that"
The locker has been locked by Officer Beepsky.
You put the stunbaton into Giggles von Honkerton.
Alex Bedford [145.9] exclaims, "THE BORG DRAGGED ME IN WHILE FLASHING ME!"
Green Sleine says, "BE THE CAPTAIN"
Officer Beepsky says, "Honk"
Green Sleine says, "BE YOURSELF"
Borg [145.9] states, "You were flashing people"
Alex Bedford [145.9] says, "I was not. Borg is rogue."
You put the security belt into Giggles von Honkerton.
Meredith Kimple [145.9] says, "AI open"
Officer Beepsky's Compli-o-Nator: Compliance is in your best interest.
You put the security gas mask into Giggles von Honkerton.
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "Let it be known, the uninvited person in robotics is volunteering to be borged."
Head of Security's Desk announcement: CODE RED! No one except for hos and warden and condom are allowed into armory. Anyone else will be considered a traitor and permabrigged!
Alex Bedford [145.9] exclaims, "I was dragged in you fucking idiot!"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "EVERYONE TO THE ARMORY"
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "That's swell. Stay out."
Tina Lynx hugs Officer Beepsky to make him feel better!
Officer Beepsky [145.9] says, " HoS you are the condom"
Officer Beepsky says, " HoS you are the condom"
Meredith Kimple [145.9] says, "AI open"
Lat Danshi slices the cheese wheel.
Raz McSky [145.9] asks, "Security, this is CMO McSky, where the hell are you?"
You swallow the inaprovaline pill.
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Miguel Fitzgerald has signed up as Scientist."
You swallow the inaprovaline pill.
You swallow the inaprovaline pill.
Captain Announces

HoS, you're anti fun. Prepare to be destroyed. By the way, I also legally allow the crew to enter any areas they wish. I also allow the crew to have fun with teleporters. We are free. Fuck yeah america!


You swallow the inaprovaline pill.
Vejy Soop [145.9] says, "Attention crew, for reasons unknown to all, the only book being offered this shift at the library is "VANK DANK" by Tubbz Kanvas. Come pick it up, it's a great read."
Kameron Tanner asks, "SUPREME RULER OF EVERYTHING, MAY I HAVE SPACE LUBE?"
You swallow the inaprovaline pill.
Meredith Kimple [145.9] says, "AI open"
You swallow the inaprovaline pill.
Vasiliy Kuznetsov [145.9] says, "Gentlemen, Virology has unlocked the key to eternal life and a free superpower! I'm currently trying to 'improve' on my work and then release it to the station for live testing."
Officer Beepsky says, "Uh duh"
Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Sure!"
Galileo Humpkins [145.9] says, " I, the Warden, welcome fun"
Abel Driggers [145.9] says, " Thank you Captain"
ÿYou are unable to equip that.
You put the bottle of inaprovaline pills into Giggles von Honkerton.
Captain Announces

This is insane! The Captain is clearly a traitor!


Alexander Herresca [145.9] says, "I'm gonna kill myself because of you captain."
Char Aznable hugs Green Sleine to make him feel better!
Green Sleine hugs Char Aznable to make him feel better!
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Captain may have a multi-complex disorder."
The ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "That's the CMO, by the way"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Kameron Tanner says, "I MUST RETRIEVE A SPRAY BOTTLE"
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Tricky Dave has signed up as Scientist."
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "I forgot to lock the console"
You add the beaker to the machine!
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You add the beaker to the machine!
That's Chemistry Desk.
A strong door.
Robust Guilliman [145.9] says, " FUCKING SYNDIES"
This is Space Lube bottle. It is a tiny item.
A small bottle.
It contains:
10 units of Space Lube
Robust Guilliman [145.9] says, " NUKE OPS"
Green Sleine [145.9] exclaims, "AI bolt open all FUN areas such as the teleporter and EVA. Genetics, make hulk to everyone. THis station will be given what it was never been given before! Fun!"
Robust Guilliman [145.9] says, " LOAD UP"
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "BEEP."
You add the beaker to the machine!
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Horatio Chopin has signed up as Assistant."
You swallow the inaprovaline pill.
Tina Lynx [145.9] exclaims, "ORDER GUNS!"
Green Sleine [145.9] exclaims, "Tis a new era!"
You add the pill bottle into the dispenser slot!
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Abe has signed up as Medical Doctor."
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You add the beaker to the machine!
Borg [145.9] states, "Syndicate operatives confirmed please avoid them to avoid harm"
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " CLWON"
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " I KNOW THAT THE HOS KIDNAPPED YOU"
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "I need to know where the ops are to avoid them better."
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Captain please get out of space."
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "Nope, the clown is in Chemistry"
ÿKameron Tanner has thrown Space Lube bottle.
ÿKameron Tanner has thrown Space Lube bottle.
Officer Beepsky [145.9] says, " I'm safe, but thanks Char"
Officer Beepsky says, " I'm safe, but thanks Char"
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "You need to be protected."
Captain Announces

This is CMO McSky, I've requested help from CentCom. May god have mercy on us all.


Char Aznable [145.9] says, " Oh alright."
Kameron Tanner says, "IT IS TIME TO BEGUN THE SPRAYING"
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
Kameron Tanner says, "BEGIN, EVEN"
You add the beaker to the machine!
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
The inaprovaline bottle is empty.
The inaprovaline bottle is empty.
You place the inaprovaline bottle into the disposal unit.
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
The anti-toxin bottle is empty.
The anti-toxin bottle is empty.
You place the anti-toxin bottle into the disposal unit.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
This is a large beaker. It is a tiny item.
A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units.
It contains:
60 units of Tricordrazine
20 units of Inaprovaline
Galileo Humpkins [145.9] says, " BOMB NEAR ARMORY"
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the large beaker.
This is a large beaker. It is a tiny item.
A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units.
It contains:
100 units of Tricordrazine
You add the beaker to the machine!
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "SYNDICATE OPERATIVES, PLEASE DESIST POTENTIAL HARM."
Abe puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "EXPLOSIVES ARE HARMFUL."
You swallow Hyperzine (40u) pill.
You put the bottle of inaprovaline pills into Giggles von Honkerton.
Abe [145.9] says, "Space lube outside of medbay"
You slipped!
Central Command Update

The Captain is to be considered rogue. The CMO is his successor.




Captain Announces

CMO is to be funned on sight. All crew are allowed to break into cargo and order guns to fuck up the syndies. Crew, Sec is anti-fun. We will work together. We WILL TAKE DOWN THOSE SYNDIES


Kameron Tanner says, "IT IS GLORIOUS"
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Harley Webb has signed up as Station Engineer."
Tricky Dave asks, "How ya doin mate?"
Officer Beepsky says, "DAMN IT"
Officer Beepsky says, "FOILED BY MY OWN LUBE"
You slipped!
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "Sec is getting killed in the brig"
Raz McSky [145.9] says, "Okay crew, arm yourselves. This is civil war. The Cap is clearly a traitor. We must do what's right."
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "Raz I'm going to fuck you up"
Horatio Chopin [145.9] says, "WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON"
Raz McSky [145.9] exclaims, "All you noble crew members, medical crew, janitors, and scientist, fight for me and CENTCOM!"
Raz McSky [145.9] says, "BRING IT ON CAPTAIN"
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " I GOT THE SYNDIBORG"
Lorenzo Sulyard [145.9] says, "nuke ops in brig"
Green Sleine [145.9] asks, "WHERE ARE YOU?"
Officer Beepsky has been hit by Officer Beepsky with the stunbaton.
Officer Beepsky is arresting level 6 scumbag Officer Beepsky in the ÿCentral Primary Hallway
Officer Beepsky has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Officer Beepsky!
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "REVEAL YOURSELF COWARD"
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This is Officer Beepsky!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He is wearing a captain's cap on his head.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He is carrying a taser gun on his captain's carapace.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
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This is Officer Beepsky!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He is wearing a captain's cap on his head.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He is carrying a taser gun on his captain's carapace.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
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Vasiliy Kuznetsov [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "I WILL BRING ORDER AND JUSTICE AND FUN"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "Oh dear"
Green Sleine [145.9] exclaims, "CENTCOMM CAN NOT HOP TO BRING ME DOWN!"
Miguel Fitzgerald says, "I just need some ammo."
Abe [145.9] says, "AI, doors please"
Lieutenant Ian dances around.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown).
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "AI call the shuttle"
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "The bomb's in the execution room"
You put the ID into PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown)'s slot.
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This is Officer Beepsky!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He is wearing a captain's cap on his head.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He is carrying a taser gun on his captain's carapace.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
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Central Command Update

Our holographic projector is in effect on the Captain. Please use it to identify and destroy him.



The grille has been hit by Tricky Dave with the fire extinguisher.
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "NO"
OOC: RedMcCloud: I got lit on fire for no reason
Green Sleine [145.9] says, "EVEN IF I HAVE A SIGN THAT SAYS VALID ON MY HEAD, I WILL DESTROY ALL ANTI-FUN OPERATIVES. CREW THIS IS A NEW AGE"
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "Get the bomb its in the execution room"
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This is Kameron Tanner!
He is wearing a chaplain's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a chaplain's hood on his head.
He is wearing a chaplain hoodie.
He is carrying The Holy Book of Space Carp on his chaplain hoodie.
He has a trophy rack on his back.
He has a null rod about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Kameron Tanner (Chaplain).
Criminal status: [None]
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OOC: IrishWristWatch0: shut the fuck up
Officer Beepsky says, "THIS WAY"
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "Borg get over here at the brig"
Mute Mike is restraining Meredith Kimple, you cannot push past.
Mute Mike is restraining Meredith Kimple, you cannot push past.
Mute Mike is restraining Meredith Kimple, you cannot push past.
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Kameron Tanner!
Officer Beepsky is arresting level 5 scumbag Kameron Tanner in the ÿStarboard Primary Hallway
Kameron Tanner has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Kameron Tanner!
Kameron Tanner stammers, "W-WH-HA"
You shake Kameron Tanner trying to get him up!
You hug Kameron Tanner to make him feel better!
That's Officer Beepsky.
It's Officer Beep O'sky! Powered by a potato and a shot of whiskey.
Officer Beepsky's parts look loose.
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This is Kameron Tanner!
He is wearing a chaplain's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a chaplain's hood on his head.
He is wearing a chaplain hoodie.
He is carrying The Holy Book of Space Carp on his chaplain hoodie.
He has a trophy rack on his back.
He has a null rod about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Kameron Tanner (Chaplain).
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
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Lorenzo Sulyard [145.9] says, "nuke ops"
Officer Beepsky blinks rapidly.
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "Secborg, hurry"
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "Brig now"
Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
The stunbaton is now on.
Officer Beepsky's Compli-o-Nator: Freeze, Scum Bag!
Kameron Tanner has been stunned with the stunbaton by Officer Beepsky!
The stunbaton is now off.
Kameron Tanner says, "what"
You shake Kameron Tanner trying to get him up!
Officer Beepsky says, "YOU CAN'T STOP BOTH OF US"
Raz McSky [145.9] says, "I'm COMING FOR YOU CAPTAIN"
You put the security gas mask into Giggles von Honkerton.
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] declares, "PING!"
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] asks, "BORG WHERE ARE YOU?"
Tina Lynx [145.9] asks, "I got him centcom, what do I win?"
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] declares, "PRIASE BASED FANCYBOOSP!"
Officer Beepsky says, "Wow"
Officer Beepsky says, "I didn't realize it would be that strong"
Vejy Soop [145.9] says, "Attention crew, I will be putting a puppet show on in the library backroom. It is a piece from my own collection, "BEAR ZETA OFFENSE." It is a story of love perservering through adversity. Do come and see it."
Central Command Update

The Captain is dead. Good job. Get the disk and access and burn the corpse.



Officer Beepsky says, "Sorry"
Officer Beepsky says, "I just needed"
Vejy Soop [145.9] says, "It will begin shortly"
Officer Beepsky says, "To see what he said"
Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
You shoot yourself in the foot with the taser gun!
Your armor softens the blow!
You fire the taser gun point blank at Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky fails to blind Officer Beepsky with the flash!
Janiyah Vader coughs!
Green Sleine has been splashed with something by Phillip Burnell!
Phillip Burnell puts the bucket into the backpack.
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "4 minutes till shuttle can be called."
You feel a tiny prick!
You feel a tiny prick!
You feel a tiny prick!
You fire the taser gun point blank at Raz McSky!
Raz McSky is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Officer Beepsky twitches violently.
Green Sleine has been attacked in the chest with the welding tool by Phillip Burnell!
You shoot yourself in the foot with the taser gun!
Your armor softens the blow!
You fire the taser gun point blank at Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky stammers, "S-Son-n of-f a b-bit-tc-c-ch-h-h"
Lorenzo Sulyard puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Raz McSky fires the taser gun!
Raz McSky fires the taser gun!
Raz McSky fires the taser gun!
Officer Beepsky is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Raz McSky fires the taser gun!
ÿRaz McSky has thrown the taser gun.
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "THE BOMB IS IN THE PERMABRIG"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's Giggles von Honkerton.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's captain's cap.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown wig and mask.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's HUDSunglasses.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's ÿthe captain's bowman headset.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's captain's carapace.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's taser gun.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's captain's gloves.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown suit.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's stunbaton.
Officer Beepsky attemped to disarm Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky has pushed Raz McSky!
Janiyah Vader coughs!
Officer Beepsky attempted to disarm Raz McSky!
You unbuckle yourself from the roller bed.
The blood has been hit by Raz McSky with the flash.
Raz McSky fails to blind Officer Beepsky with the flash!
You feel a tiny prick!
You feel a tiny prick!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
Raz McSky has pushed Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky twitches violently.
Lorenzo Sulyard tries to put the captain's backpack on Unknown.
Raz McSky attemped to disarm Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky blinks rapidly.
Raz McSky has disarmed Officer Beepsky!
Your armor softens the blow!
Raz McSky has punched Officer Beepsky!
Your armor softens the blow!
Raz McSky has punched Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has attempted to punch Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has punched Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has weakened Officer Beepsky!
You are not holding anything to equip.
Raz McSky has kicked Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has kicked Officer Beepsky!
You are buckled in to the roller bed by Raz McSky.
You were unbuckled from the roller bed by Raz McSky.
Raz McSky has punched Officer Beepsky!
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "BOMB"
Raz McSky fires the syringe gun!
Officer Beepsky is hit by a syringe in the right arm!
*click*
*click*
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "PERMABRIG"
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "NUKE"
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "PERMA"
Randy Giles [145.9] says, "Syndies floating around solars trying to murder me"
Wil Watamote [145.9] asks, "Do they have the disk?"
Janiyah Vader coughs!
The stunbaton is now on.
Raz McSky has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has been stunned with the stunbaton by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky yawns.
Raz McSky says, "Tired of your shit clown"
You accidentally hit yourself with the stunbaton!
Jake Black [145.9] says, "AI OPEN"
Phillip Burnell shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Phillip Burnell shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Phillip Burnell shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Raz McSky exclaims, "Stop it!"
Phillip Burnell shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Raz McSky has punched Raz McSky!
Raz McSky has weakened Raz McSky!
You accidentally hit yourself with the stunbaton!
Raz McSky says, "THis is fucking"
Phillip Burnell says, "Wow."
Raz McSky says, "Hilarious"
Raz McSky says, "But seriously"
Officer Beepsky has been whacked in the head with the fire extinguisher by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Officer Beepsky has been slammed in the head with the fire extinguisher by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Officer Beepsky has been slammed in the head with the fire extinguisher by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Officer Beepsky has been bludgeoned in the head with the fire extinguisher by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Jacquetta Richter shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Officer Beepsky has been thrashed in the head with the fire extinguisher by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Jacquetta Richter shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Officer Beepsky has been bludgeoned in the head with the fire extinguisher by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Jacquetta Richter shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Officer Beepsky has been thrashed in the chest with the fire extinguisher by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
Jacquetta Richter shakes Officer Beepsky trying to get him up!
Officer Beepsky is arresting level 5 scumbag Char Aznable in the ÿFore Primary Hallway
Janiyah Vader coughs!
The monkey (882) jumps!
Raz McSky fails to blind Officer Beepsky with the flash!
Raz McSky has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has been stunned with the stunbaton by Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has been beaten in the chest with the stunbaton by Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky has been stunned with the stunbaton by Officer Beepsky!
You accidentally hit yourself with the stunbaton!
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Fantastic job, janitor"
Raz McSky [145.9] says, "HOS TO genetics"
Raz McSky says, "HOS TO genetics"
Char Aznable [145.9] says, " AI can you set me off of arrest."
Officer Beepsky has been beaten in the head with the stunbaton by Raz McSky!
Your armor has softened a hit to your head.
Officer Beepsky has been stunned with the stunbaton by Raz McSky!
Raz McSky is trying to put handcuffs on Officer Beepsky!
Janiyah Vader coughs!
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "AI let me massdrive the bomb"
The monkey (52) jumps!
Vasiliy Kuznetsov [145.9] exclaims, "I HAVE MADE ZEE PERFECT VIRUS! ETERNAL LIFE! SUPERPOWERS!"
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Raz McSky!
Jake Black has grabbed Galileo Humpkins aggressively (now hands)!
Raz McSky says, "THanks CE"
Tina Lynx [145.9] says, "GIVE"
Josue Walker [145.9] says, "Thanks"
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "David Whyvenyr has signed up as Botanist."
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!Raz McSky applied the bruise pack on himself.
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
Raz McSky says, "Renounce your loyalty."
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
ÿ!Raz McSky applied the bruise pack on himself.
Raz McSky puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
You feel a tiny prick!
Raz McSky says, "Right"
Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's Giggles von Honkerton.
Vasiliy Kuznetsov [145.9] says, "I will begin distrubting the supervirus to volunteers."
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's captain's cap.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown wig and mask.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's HUDSunglasses.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's ÿthe captain's bowman headset.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's captain's carapace.
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's taser gun.
Richard Stallman [145.9] says, "HELP CHAPEL"
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's captain's gloves.
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown suit.
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
Medibot points at Abe!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
You are buckled in to Engineering Station by Raz McSky.
Medibot beeps, "Radar, put a mask on!"
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Josue Walker!
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

FLOOK OPS. HARM HARM HARM HARM.


Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
Medibot points at Jacquetta Richter!
PM to-Admins: Raz Mcsky muted me, blinded me all for no reason
Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Captain Announces

This is CMO McSky, the traitorous Captain is dead, the imposter Clown Captain arrested. Lay down your arms, it is over.


You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
Medibot beeps, "Delicious!"
You were unbuckled from Engineering Station by Raz McSky.
Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: ressist

Vasiliy Kuznetsov [145.9] says, "Notice : the disease needs to mature for powers to manifest."
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Chaplain was not in maint when Richard screamed for help."
Dalton Wolffe [145.9] says, "AI open sec again"
Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: AGIA;BVSOB[

Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
Horatio Chopin [145.9] says, "Where"
VALID S.A.L.A.D. [145.9] states, "Its dead, Bob Dobbs."
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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J.R. Bob Dobbs [145.9] says, "DEAD ON AI SAT"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: ressit

Officer Beepsky says, "resist"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: HELP

Officer Beepsky says, " HELP"
Officer Beepsky asks, "What the hell?"
Raz McSky puts the syringe gun into the medical satchel.
Raz McSky puts PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown) into the medical satchel.
Officer Beepsky says, "I didn't do anything to you"
Officer Beepsky says, "Let me go"
Abel Driggers asks, "Pinpointer?"
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
Officer Beepsky asks, "What the fuck?"
OOC: Mrsandman714: How do i get the Russian Revolver ?
Raz McSky asks, "Hm?"
Raz McSky says, "No idea"
Officer Beepsky says, "I didn't do anything to you"
Raz McSky asks, "Clown, where is pinpointer?"
Officer Beepsky says, "Let me go"
Abel Driggers says, "We fucked then"
Officer Beepsky says, "I never had it"
Raz McSky says, "P much"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: magtic
Abel Driggers puts the stunbaton into the backpack.
OOC: Jaxy15: It's in a locker in science maint
Officer Beepsky says, "Let me go"
Raz McSky says, "HoS might have it"
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Raz McSky asks, "Hos, you on channel?"
OOC: Scivir: ICKY IN OCKY
Raz McSky says, "HoS, you on channeL/"
Officer Beepsky asks, "Why did you do this?"
Raz McSky says, "Shut up Clown"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: you idiot!
Raz McSky says, "HoS"
Officer Beepsky says, "help"
OOC: UtterNewbie: thats not ick or ock
Abel Driggers says, "HoS"
Raz McSky asks, "Pinpointer?"
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "yes"
OOC: UtterNewbie: thats wiki
Abel Driggers asks, "You got the pinpointer?"
Raz McSky asks, "Any idea where it or the disk are?"
OOC: UtterNewbie: hue
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
Lorenzo Sulyard puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
OOC: Scivir: ups
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "with me"
Abel Driggers says, "Where is the disk"
Raz McSky says, "Good"
Officer Beepsky asks, "What did I do?"
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
Abel Driggers says, "Okay"
Raz McSky puts PDA-Officer Beepsky (Clown) into the medical satchel.
Abel Driggers says, "That' good then"
Officer Beepsky asks, "WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?"
ÿ!You're restrained! You can't move!
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OOC: David273: Sciv seriously piss off. You're constantly accusing people like an asshole.
OOC: Spainish: wicky in ocky?
Officer Beepsky says, "HELP"
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Officer Beepsky asks, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Officer Beepsky says, "You nearly murder me"
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "where do you think they are"
Officer Beepsky says, "And I did nothing wrong"
Raz McSky says, "Outside"
Raz McSky says, "get CE to look"
Raz McSky says, "CE"
Officer Beepsky says, "HELP"
Officer Beepsky says, "HELP"
Raz McSky says, "Check outside station"
Kameron Tanner says, "Engineering, probably"
Officer Beepsky says, "HELP"
Lorenzo Sulyard puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Raz McSky says, "Shut up CLown"
Jake Black says, "FAST SCIENCE MAKE BACK OF HOLDING"
Officer Beepsky says, "Let me go"
Raz McSky has attempted to punch Officer Beepsky!
OOC: Mrsandman714: it is pretty op, i mean you can use it just like a normal revolver
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Officer Beepsky asks, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Officer Beepsky says, "I didn't do anything"
Raz McSky laughs.
OOC: Jaxy15: After spinning the chamber 20 times, yeah
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: cept it's rusky
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "bolted"
Raz McSky says, "You're a traitor, Clown"
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Raz McSky says, "Pure and simple"
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "hmm"
Raz McSky says, "Now you're my prized prisoner"
Raz McSky says, "CentCOM will surely promote me for this"
Raz McSky says, "I'll be a CAptain of my own station"
Raz McSky laughs.
Lorenzo Sulyard puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard fires the laser gun point blank at the reinforced window!
Lorenzo Sulyard puts the laser gun into the security backpack.
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "nada"
Raz McSky asks, "CE, have you checked engineering lately?"
Kameron Tanner points to the engineering security door
Kameron Tanner says, "OH"
Kameron Tanner says, "GOD"
Kameron Tanner says, "RUN"
Raz McSky is restraining Officer Beepsky, you cannot push past.
Kameron Tanner says, "OH"
Kameron Tanner says, "NO"
Raz McSky says, "SINGULARITY IS LOOSE"
Kameron Tanner says, "TURN BACK"
Char Aznable says, "RUN"
Raz McSky says, "SING LOOSE"
PM to-Admins: The captain gave me all access and I just grabbed a batona and glasses to become officer beepsky, and then the CMO captures me, mutes me, and injects me with bad dna. All because I was given all access. He stripped me naked and won't let me go. I did nothin wrong
Jake Black exclaims, "RUN !!"
Officer Beepsky has been stunned with the stunprod by Jake Black!
Officer Beepsky says, "I didn't do anything"
Officer Beepsky says, "Really"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: you nerds heard of the new game Dreadnought coming out?
Raz McSky says, "Hm"
Officer Beepsky says, "I just wanted to become beepsky"
Officer Beepsky says, "Let me go"
Raz McSky says, "Indeed"
OOC: David273: No.
Officer Beepsky asks, "Why did you detain me?"
OOC: Spainish: Yes
Officer Beepsky says, "I have done nothing wrong"
Raz McSky says, "I explained this:"
Officer Beepsky says, "I'm not a traitor"
Raz McSky says, "You're under arrest for being in collusion with the now ex-Captain"
Officer Beepsky says, "I just got all acccess"
Raz McSky says, "HoS"
Officer Beepsky says, "The mime gave me it"
Lorenzo Sulyard asks, "yes?"
Officer Beepsky says, "Not even the captain"
Raz McSky asks, "Should I release this clown?"
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "col"
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "cool"
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "no"
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "keep him"
Raz McSky says, "He was part of the Captain's command structure"
Raz McSky says, "Ex-Captain"
Officer Beepsky asks, "WHAT DID I DO?"
Raz McSky says, "Right"
Officer Beepsky says, "NO"
Medibot is trying to inject Lorenzo Sulyard!
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Lorenzo Sulyard!
Char Aznable hugs Vejy Soop to make him feel better!
Char Aznable hugs Vejy Soop to make him feel better!
Char Aznable hugs Vejy Soop to make him feel better!
You attempt to feed Flask of Holy Water to Officer Beepsky.
Vejy Soop says, "Goodbye"
You attempt to feed Flask of Holy Water to Officer Beepsky.
You attempt to feed Flask of Holy Water to Officer Beepsky.
You attempt to feed Flask of Holy Water to Officer Beepsky.
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] says, "say .n bring me back"
You attempt to feed Flask of Holy Water to Officer Beepsky.
You attempt to feed Flask of Holy Water to Officer Beepsky.
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] exclaims, "Bring me back!"
You are buckled in to the chair by Raz McSky.
Char Aznable asks, "IS that the original clown or?"
Raz McSky says, "Clown"
Raz McSky says, "I will ask you a simple question"
Raz McSky says, "How you answer determined your fate"
Taylor Johnson says, "QM Squad go to church, we can group up"
PM to-Admins: They're saying I'm a traitor and I was working with the captain, but I never did anything. They have held me all round and I never even spoke to the captain. The mime gave me all access
Raz McSky asks, "Will you renounce your allegiance to the previous Captain and put it back into CentComm?"
Officer Beepsky says, "I never was with the captain"
The reinforced window has been hit by Greinwald Skogen with the handcuffs.
The reinforced window has been hit by Greinwald Skogen with the handcuffs.
Officer Beepsky says, "I'm officer beepsky"
Raz McSky asks, "So you're saying you're loyal to CentComm and myself?"
Raz McSky asks, "And our current command staff?"
Officer Beepsky says, "I was always loyal to centcomm"
Officer Beepsky says, "I'm powered by a potato and a shot of whiskey"
Raz McSky says, "Hm....in light of lacking evidence to prove you are a traitrous traitor, I guess I'll release you."
Shirley Temple attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Officer Beepsky says, "You are a shithead"
ÿ!Shirley Temple is buckled in to the chair by Lorenzo Sulyard!
Char Aznable exclaims, "SHIRLEY!"
Shirley Temple says, "hey char"
Officer Beepsky says, "Give me me gear back"
Shirley Temple says, "can i have my axe back"
Officer Beepsky says, "At least"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: We have observed you supporting the captain, due to IC circumstances this was pretty valid for punishment, we have told him to release you if you cease supporting the captain, but if you don't it's IC matter. This issue is resolved~
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
Char Aznable tries to put the fire axe on Shirley Temple.
Char Aznable tries to remove Shirley Temple's handcuffs.
Shirley Temple says, "thanks pal"
Char Aznable has punched Shirley Temple!
You were unbuckled from the chair by Raz McSky.
Shirley Temple says, "ow"
Tricky Dave exclaims, "Ooo!"
Taylor Johnson says, "Wait"
Shirley Temple unbuckled !
ÿKameron Tanner heals Tricky Dave with the power of Great Spess Carp!
Tricky Dave exclaims, "Hit me too!"
VALID S.A.L.A.D. queries, "Enable wireless?"
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the beanbag shell.
Char Aznable says, "Let me fuck up this HoS"
Tricky Dave exclaims, "Thanks mate!"
Raz McSky tries to remove Officer Beepsky's handcuffs.
Officer Beepsky says, "Ok"
Vasiliy Kuznetsov has analyzed Vasiliy Kuznetsov's vitals.
Officer Beepsky says, "Give me back my gear"
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the shard.
Char Aznable fires the riot shotgun!
Char Aznable fires the riot shotgun!
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Raz McSky says, "It's in gneetics"
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Officer Beepsky says, "And heal me"
Char Aznable fires the riot shotgun!
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Randy Giles tries to remove Officer Beepsky's clown shoes.
Raz McSky says, "Might be a bit late for it"
Jacquetta Richter (as Meredith Kimple) says, "Done"
Char Aznable fires the riot shotgun!
Lorenzo Sulyard is hit by a bullet in the head!
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "HELP"
Jacquetta Richter (as Meredith Kimple) says, "AI you can do things now"
Tricky Dave says, "Yay."
Lorenzo Sulyard sniffs.
Shirley Temple fires the energy gun!
Lorenzo Sulyard is hit by an electrode in the chest!
ÿChar Aznable has thrown the handcuffs.
Tricky Dave has been hit by the handcuffs.
Tricky Dave says, "Oh dear."
ÿOfficer Beepsky has thrown the laser gun.
Jacquetta Richter (as Meredith Kimple) says, "In a local vacinity"
Char Aznable says, "GET HER"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


ÿKameron Tanner has thrown the bullet casing.
ÿJacquetta Richter (as Meredith Kimple) has thrown the super matter bin.
Wil Watamote has been hit by the handcuffs.
ÿMiguel Fitzgerald has thrown the bullet casing.
Officer Beepsky attempted to disarm Dalton Wolffe!
ÿDalton Wolffe has thrown the flash.
The reinforced window was hit by the flash.
Tina Lynx has attempted to punch Pun Pun!
Priority Announcement

2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early


PM to-Admins: I got my entire round ruined by the cmo. He stripped me naked and held me for half the round. That's not IC
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
ÿ!Dalton Wolffe buckles in!
Alex Bedford sniffs.
Kameron Tanner says, "FUCK YOU NUKE OP"
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
ÿKameron Tanner beats Wil Watamote over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the ÿDonk-pocket.
Miguel Fitzgerald puts the laser gun into the satchel.
ÿKameron Tanner heals Wil Watamote with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿ!Greinwald Skogen buckles in!
OOC: Spainish: Dreadnought is f2p right? I seem to recall
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the ÿDonk-pocket.
Officer Beepsky has been hit by the ÿDonk-pocket.
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the ÿDonk-pocket.
Unknown drools.
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the ÿDonk-pocket.
Vasiliy Kuznetsov sniffs.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the ÿDonk-pocket.
Vasiliy Kuznetsov sniffs.
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the ÿDonk-pocket.
ÿKameron Tanner beats Shirley Temple over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
ÿTina Lynx has thrown the box of donk-pockets.
Isaac Wardle has been hit by the box of donk-pockets.
ÿKameron Tanner heals Shirley Temple with the power of Great Spess Carp!
Shirley Temple says, "NUKE OPS OUTSIDE SPACE SHUTTLE"
ÿ!Tina Lynx buckles in!
ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
Captain Announces

CMO McSky here, good work crew. We've stopped the traitors, traitorous Captain and made it out more or less intact. Get to shuttle and let's head off into the binary sunset.


ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
Shirley Temple says, "there's nuke ops outside"
Unknown has analyzed Unknown's vitals.
ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: i don't know, i jsut heard about it today. I just likke the giant ships fighting
Shirley Temple says, "get some guns and help god dammit"
Dalton Wolffe sniffs.
ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
Tina Lynx has attempted to punch Tina Lynx!
Kameron Tanner says, "BE HEALED"
Taylor Johnson says, "Hey dude"
Tina Lynx unbuckled !
Kameron Tanner says, "PRAISE THE GREAT SPESS CARP"
Miguel Fitzgerald says, "Hey."
Randy Giles knocks on the reinforced window.
Phillip Burnell hugs Officer Beepsky to make him feel better!
ÿ!Phillip Burnell buckles in!
ÿKameron Tanner beats Greinwald Skogen over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
ÿKameron Tanner heals Greinwald Skogen with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿ!Unknown buckles in!
Isaac Wardle unbuckled !
Isaac Wardle fires the laser gun point blank at Kameron Tanner!
Kameron Tanner is hit by a laser in the chest!
Dalton Wolffe unbuckled !
Char Aznable is hit by a laser in the chest!
Char Aznable is hit by a laser in the chest!
Isaac Wardle puts the laser gun into the industrial satchel.
Char Aznable is hit by a laser in the left arm!
ÿ!Kameron Tanner buckles in!
Char Aznable is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Unknown unbuckled !
Char Aznable is hit by a laser in the chest!
Phillip Burnell is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Phillip Burnell is hit by a laser in the chest!
Medibot beeps, "Feel better soon!"
Lorenzo Sulyard puts the laser gun into the security backpack.
Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Phillip Burnell!
Lord Fancyboops fails to blind Lorenzo Sulyard with the flash!
Medibot is trying to inject Phillip Burnell!
ÿ!Dalton Wolffe buckles in!
ÿUnknown has thrown the metal rod.
Tina Lynx asks, "What did he do?"
Lord Fancyboops states, "BAD MEATBAG"
Medibot injects Phillip Burnell with the syringe!
Meredith Kimple (as Unknown) gibbers, "CAPTAINS A COMDOM!!!"
ÿ!Unknown buckles in!
Taylor Johnson puts the laser gun into the backpack.
Medibot is trying to inject Phillip Burnell!
Kameron Tanner unbuckled !
Medibot injects Phillip Burnell with the syringe!
ÿ!Robust Guilliman buckles in!
Wil Watamote fires the laser gun!
Kameron Tanner says, "BRING IT FAG OP"
Medibot beeps, "Feel better soon!"
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Vasiliy Kuznetsov!
Isaac Wardle examines himself.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Robust Guilliman unbuckled !
Dalton Wolffe sniffs.
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "HES A N AGENT"
Kameron Tanner says, "ha"
Unknown unbuckled !
Dalton Wolffe unbuckled !
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "FUCK YOU IDITPOS"
Tina Lynx gasps!
Randy Giles unbuckled !
Lorenzo Sulyard has attempted to punch Wil Watamote!
Lorenzo Sulyard has been stunned with the stunbaton by Shirley Temple!
Robust Guilliman fires the taser gun!
Shirley Temple is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Lorenzo Sulyard says, "HES AN AGENT"
ÿ!Wil Watamote buckles in!
Horatio Chopin (as Robust Guilliman) says, "JUST"
Horatio Chopin (as Robust Guilliman) says, "EVERYONE"
Horatio Chopin (as Robust Guilliman) says, "FUCKING"
Dalton Wolffe is trying to put handcuffs on Shirley Temple!
Robust Guilliman puts the taser gun into the backpack.
Shirley Temple attempts to remove the cable restraints!
ÿKameron Tanner beats Phillip Burnell over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
ÿKameron Tanner heals Phillip Burnell with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿKameron Tanner beats Phillip Burnell over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
ÿKameron Tanner beats Phillip Burnell over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
Robust Guilliman has been stunned with the stunprod by Taylor Johnson!
Medibot is trying to inject Vasiliy Kuznetsov!
ÿKameron Tanner heals Phillip Burnell with the power of Great Spess Carp!
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Medibot injects Vasiliy Kuznetsov with the syringe!
This is a ÿStechkin pistol. It is a small item.
A small, easily concealable handgun. Uses 10mm ammo and has a threaded barrel for suppressors.
Has 8 rounds remaining.
Elwood Blues says, "It's 106 lightyears to Centcomm. We got a full tank of plasma, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
Char Aznable gasps!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Kameron Tanner!
Robust Guilliman puts the taser gun into the backpack.
Officer Beepsky attempted to disarm Robust Guilliman!
Robust Guilliman fires the taser gun!
Taylor Johnson is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Dalton Wolffe sniffs.
Shirley Temple has been stunned with the stunbaton by Dalton Wolffe!
Taylor Johnson has been stunned with the stunprod by Robust Guilliman!
ÿ!Kameron Tanner buckles in!
Dalton Wolffe puts the stunbaton into the satchel.
Robust Guilliman puts the stunprod into the backpack.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Horatio Chopin (as Robust Guilliman) says, "No."
Shirley Temple says, "why"
Taylor Johnson has been stunned with the stunbaton by Robust Guilliman!
You shoot yourself in the foot with the revolver!
You fire the revolver point blank at Officer Beepsky!
Robust Guilliman puts the stunbaton into the backpack.
Medibot is trying to inject Kameron Tanner!
Taylor Johnson says, "Stop that"
Shirley Temple attempts to unbuckle themself!
Greinwald Skogen unbuckled !
Kameron Tanner unbuckled !
Medibot injects Kameron Tanner with the syringe!
Robust Guilliman puts the taser gun into the backpack.
ÿYou feel dumber.
ÿKameron Tanner beats Officer Beepsky over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
Robust Guilliman puts the revolver into the backpack.
Dalton Wolffe asks, "You attacked the HoS, what did you expect?"
Officer Beepsky has pushed Robust Guilliman!
ÿYou feel dumber.
ÿKameron Tanner beats Officer Beepsky over the head with The Holy Book of Space Carp!
Officer Beepsky attempted to disarm Robust Guilliman!
ÿ!Alex Bedford buckles in!
ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
Alex Bedford unbuckled !
ÿKameron Tanner heals Officer Beepsky with the power of Great Spess Carp!
ÿMay the power of Great Spess Carp compel you to be healed!
Officer Beepsky has kicked Robust Guilliman!
Officer Beepsky has weakened Robust Guilliman!
Alex Bedford shakes Robust Guilliman trying to get him up!
Randy Giles attempted to disarm Kameron Tanner!
Officer Beepsky has punched Robust Guilliman!
Shirley Temple exclaims, "she fucking killed me!"
Officer Beepsky has punched Robust Guilliman!
Randy Giles has disarmed Kameron Tanner!
Kameron Tanner hugs Robust Guilliman to make him feel better!
Shirley Temple has been stunned with the stunbaton by Dalton Wolffe!
Medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
Dalton Wolffe puts the stunbaton into the satchel.
Phillip Burnell hugs Officer Beepsky to make him feel better!
Randy Giles puts The Holy Book of Space Carp into the industrial backpack.
Medibot beeps, "Delicious!"
Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Alex Bedford!
Kameron Tanner has disarmed Randy Giles!
Jake Blues says, "Hit it."
Kameron Tanner has disarmed Randy Giles!
Kameron Tanner attempted to disarm Randy Giles!
Kameron Tanner has disarmed Randy Giles!
ÿ!Robust Guilliman buckles in!
Dalton Wolffe has been thunked in the chest with the fire extinguisher by Taylor Johnson!
Medibot is trying to inject Alex Bedford!
ÿRandy Giles has thrown The Holy Book of Space Carp.
Medibot injects Alex Bedford with the syringe!
Medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Vasiliy Kuznetsov!
Alex Bedford sneezes.
Medibot is trying to inject Vasiliy Kuznetsov!
ÿRandy Giles has been hit over the head with a bottle of Flask of Holy Water, by Kameron Tanner!
ÿ!The contents of the Flask of Holy Water splashes all over Randy Giles!
Medibot injects Vasiliy Kuznetsov with the syringe!
Alex Bedford sneezes.
Medibot beeps, "An apple a day keeps me away."
Kameron Tanner says, "GIVE THE BOOK BACK"
ÿRobust Guilliman has thrown the taser gun.
The reinforced window was hit by the taser gun.
Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot points at Randy Giles!
Dalton Wolffe sniffs.
ÿ!Kameron Tanner buckles in!
Taylor Johnson fails to blind Dalton Wolffe with the flash!
ÿ!Alex Bedford buckles in!
Randy Giles says, "I thre it out the door"
Kameron Tanner puts Broken Bottle into the trophy rack.
VALID S.A.L.A.D. (Played by: MMMiracles)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
VALID S.A.L.A.D.'s loyal minions were: Lord Fancyboops (Played by: Actionb), Borg (Played by: UtterNewbie),
ÿVALID S.A.L.A.D.'s disloyal minions were:ÿ"
Syndicate Cyborg-793 (Played by: BlessedHeretic) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Syndicate Cyborg-592 (Played by: dorsidwarf) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disc and killed the Clandestine Collective Operatives
Randy Giles says, "hue"

The syndicate operatives were:
Kekkles was Clayton Bunten (body destroyed)
Spainish was Eric Bunten (body destroyed)
Terminus007 was Malcolm Bunten (survived)
DaWhatTheFox was Dulce Bunten (body destroyed)
Starwars10 was Jonas Bunten (survived)
BlessedHeretic was Syndicate Cyborg-793 (died)
Jordie0608 was Syndicate Cyborg-156 (body destroyed)
(Syndicates used 65 TC)
Robust Guilliman unbuckled !
Kameron Tanner unbuckled !
Alex Bedford unbuckled !
Shirley Temple attempts to unbuckle themself!
Phillip Burnell unbuckled !
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Wil Watamote unbuckled !
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Randy Giles has been attacked in the left arm with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
ÿ!An admin has delayed the round end
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
ÿDalton Wolffe has thrown the flashbang.
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
The reinforced window has been hit by Kameron Tanner with the null rod.
Greinwald Skogen is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Kameron Tanner gasps!
OOC: David273: Flukers.
Robust Guilliman is hit by a laser in the chest!
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Robust Guilliman is hit by a laser in the chest!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Randy Giles has been knocked unconscious!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
Randy Giles has been attacked in the right leg with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
*click*
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
*click*
*click*
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
OOC: Dorsidwarf: Buying two borgs ever
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Randy Giles has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
OOC: UtterNewbie: >storming armory
Randy Giles has been attacked in the chest with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Robust Guilliman fires the revolver!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the head!
Robust Guilliman fires the revolver!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the head!
OOC: Scivir: worst fucking HoS
Robust Guilliman fires the revolver!
OOC: Dorsidwarf: Not buying any guns
Robust Guilliman fires the revolver!
Robust Guilliman fires the revolver!
Officer Beepsky has punched Robust Guilliman!
Officer Beepsky has kicked Alex Bedford!
Robust Guilliman puts the revolver into the backpack.
Officer Beepsky has kicked Alex Bedford!
Robust Guilliman puts the stunbaton into the backpack.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-BlessedHeretic: Feel free to make a ban request for the player on the forum if you were really irked, but for this round at least, it's resolved.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Deathhoof: >worst hos
Officer Beepsky has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
Robust Guilliman is hit by a laser in the chest!
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the head!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the head!
Officer Beepsky has been attacked in the right leg with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Alex Bedford fires the energy gun!
OOC: Deathhoof: >saves disk
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the head!
Randy Giles has been battered in the chest with the fire extinguisher by Taylor Johnson!
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Randy Giles has been bashed in the chest with the fire extinguisher by Taylor Johnson!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the head!
Robust Guilliman fires the ÿStechkin pistol!
Alex Bedford is hit by a bullet in the head!
*click*
Alex Bedford seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
OOC: Zelacks: >>>>>>giving terrible advice
Officer Beepsky has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
OOC: Kangaraptor: hey can anyone remember if the tachyon array gives you the predicted explosion radius or just the radius up to maxcap??
Officer Beepsky has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Officer Beepsky has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Officer Beepsky has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!
Officer Beepsky has been attacked in the head with the null rod by Kameron Tanner!