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Zol Interbottom's Memories:

You are the Research Director.
As the Research Director you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Zol Interbottom has signed up as Research Director."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Von Krossenheim rattles, "Ithink shadows are hurtb light"
Zol Interbottom says, "Uhh"
*---------*
This is Grabber!
She is wearing a medical scrubs.
She is wearing EMT cap on her head.
She is holding some soap in her right hand.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing Grabber's ID Card (Grabber).
*---------*
Grabber hugs Zol Interbottom to make him feel better!
Bill Wilson Jr. rattles, "L IM A SKELETON"
Grabber has grabbed Zol Interbottom passively!
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai tell us what is a crew member"
Zol Interbottom says, "We have a plant, a skeleton"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Just to clairfy"
Zol Interbottom says, "And a shadowmonster"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "A being listed in crew manifest"
[Common] Solomon Giles says, "Why does anyone ask that, I mean, we have a crew manifest for a reason."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ah alright"
[Common] Maria Fontaine says, "G Well no-one is caring about my completely fucking up of this channel so whatever"
Frank Weast has thrown the helmet.
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "AI whats with all the nonhumans?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "AI whats with all the nonhumans?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Crew members are defined as fields of data in the crew manifest."
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Hey AI, can you uh, set the air alarms to filter plasma and n2o?"
Von Krossenheim rattles, "I think we need a lawset upgrade if we're gonna play with this thing"
Custodian X52 queries, "RD, is this non-crewmember harming you?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Well the ai is a very technical being, we might have someone without an ID and therefore isnt a crew member."
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I couldn't be bothered running around the station doing it myself."
Zol Interbottom says, "No]"
[Common] Raymond Jones asks, "AI, how many crew members are currently listed in the manifest?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I have the control, but not the competence to do so"
Frank Weast has punched Nat Soleman!
Nat Soleman says, "Fuck"
Frank Weast says, "Sorry"
Nat Soleman asks, "Dude what the hell?"
Man, you feel like a woman!
[Common] Solomon Giles says, "If someone doesn't have an ID, they're still listed on the manifest."
Frank Weast says, "Sorry"
Nat Soleman sighs.
Frank Weast says, "Just"
Frank Weast says, "Uhh"
Frank Weast says, "Sorry"
Zol Interbottom says, "SHIT IM A WITCH"
*---------*
This is Zol Interbottom!
She is wearing a research director's vest suit.
She is wearing a labcoat.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is holding a clipboard in her left hand.
She has PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director) about her waist.
She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
She has ÿthe research director's headset on her ears.
She is wearing Zol Interbottom's ID Card (Research Director).
*---------*
Grabber has grabbed Zol Interbottom passively!
Nat Soleman says, "Tough"
[Common] Solomon Giles says, "Hell, Lizards walk around and don't get murdered, so i'm sure we'll be fine."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "20"
You put the clipboard into the backpack.
Grabber has grabbed Von Krossenheim passively!
ÿShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Don't believe the reports - smoke today!"
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director)'s slot.
You put PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director) into the backpack.
Grabber has grabbed Frank Weast passively!
You put the laser pointer into the backpack.
You put the labcoat into the backpack.
[Common] Grabber chirps, "I DON'T KNOW, CUSTODIAN X52 SEEMED TO WANT TO MURDER ME FOR GRABBING SOMEONE"
Bill Wilson Jr. rattles, "This mirror is problematc"
Zol Interbottom says, "Oh shit these titties I gotta turn back"
Nat Soleman says, "It's fine"
[Common] Von Krossenheim rattles, "So, there's this mirror in the clothesroom that is awesome."
Whoa man, you feel like a man!
Bill Wilson Jr. rattles, "Turn into a shadow"
Nat Soleman says, "Yeah dude you don't want to be a not dude"
Bill Wilson Jr. rattles, "See what that does"
Zol Interbottom says, "Ah good to be back"
General Zombs (as Frank Weast) says, "Hello"
Solomon Giles rattles, "I HAVE BECOME."
Solomon Giles rattles, "2SPOOK."
Bill Wilson Jr. rattles, "Same"
Zol Interbottom says, "Go explore space"
[Common] Raymond Jones says, "Thank you AI, no further questions here."
Nat Soleman laughs.
Solomon Giles rattles, "We spooki nao."
Zol Interbottom says, "I can bolt metal on to you and you can be immune to cold"
Zol Interbottom says, "And not have to breathe"
ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Zol Interbottom says, "BRAINS"
Solomon Giles asks, "...As a skellington?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "B to clarify, we are required to protect the DATA fields in the manifest."
[Common] Solomon Giles rattles, "...Pardon? That's not what that means."
Nat Soleman says, "Let's see this thing"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yeah"
Nat Soleman says, "I'll stick human for now"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "You have to protect the data, humans are that data"
Zol Interbottom says, "You have to protect the data, humans are that data"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Thela Astame has signed up as Head of Security."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Well not humans"
Zol Interbottom says, "Well not humans"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "B we are required to protect the DATA fields in the manifest."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI can you state hte law for me"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI can you state hte law for me"
[Common] Von Krossenheim rattles, "AI bot open medbay doors"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai needs new laws"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
[Common] Solomon Giles rattles, "AIs laws are fine, the AI needs to interpret them properly."
You unlock the panel.
In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS selected for law changes.
Upload complete. In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS's laws have been modified.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Fixed"
Zol Interbottom says, "Fixed"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I think that's the problem. What if it interpets the laws as the strings of data. And it protexts that."
[Common] Von Krossenheim rattles, "AI, bolt open these doors"
[Common] Solomon Giles rattles, "Then it's dumb and wrong and i'll yell at Centcomm."
Zol Interbottom says, "I'm trying to make nonhumans human"
Zol Interbottom says, "Nonhuman crew"
Zol Interbottom says, "Not carp"
Custodian X52 states, "We are fine with these laws."
Zol Interbottom says, "I know"
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "AI, BE A COOL GUY AND DON'T MURDER US"
Zol Interbottom says, "But I would feel safer if my coworkers were human"
Zol Interbottom says, "Someone write up a law that wouldn't get us wrecked and I will upload it"
Zol Interbottom says, "TEST"
Zol Interbottom says, "TEST"
Zol Interbottom says, "Check check"
Zol Interbottom starts climbing into the disposal unit.
Zol Interbottom climbs into the disposal unit.
Zol Interbottom says, "AIs sus"
ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Zol Interbottom says, "Test"
Zol Interbottom knocks on the reinforced window.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Let me out please?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Guy"
Zol Interbottom says, "AY"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "You there"
Zol Interbottom says, "Its cutting power"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Why were you in disposals"
Zol Interbottom says, "That aint good"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Of course"
Zol Interbottom says, "I disposaled myself because the AI killed te powre"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "But answer my question"
Zol Interbottom says, "And I don't have access to your office"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Oh god ai is rogue"
Zol Interbottom says, "I'm the RD silly"
Custodian X52 states, "More music"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Zol Interbottom says, "AI state your laws please"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI state your laws please"
You point the laser pointer at the wall.
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Test"
Custodian X52 states, "Very good choice"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Ooookay so.. yoeah.. if you didnt relize buy now Comms are down.. jsut... just to tellyou"
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "Yeah, deal with it"
You point the laser pointer at the slot machine.
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "We have to wait it out"
You put the laser pointer into the backpack.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI state your laws please"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI state your laws please"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI state your laws please"
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "Test"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "AI OPEN THIS DOOR"
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "Nie"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek asks, "Is power back on?"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "I HAVE A DEAD BODY FOR CLONING"
Central Command Update

Our Robotics Lab is interested in taking in your borgs for a little bit for some upgrades, both blanket and unique. Please send us a message via a Communications Console if you're interested, and we'll send over the ferry.


You slot the personal AI device into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director).
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Yes we are"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "DO NOT UPGRADE THE ROBOTICS"
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "Cap if you didn't here me there's an air alarm in your office"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Uh"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "THATS AN ORDER FROM HOP"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "FUCK YOU CODY IM THE RD THIS IS MY JURISTICTION"
Zol Interbottom says, "FUCK YOU CODY IM THE RD THIS IS MY JURISTICTION"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Yeeeah maybe upgrading thme right now would be bad"
[Common] Nat Soleman says, "It's a good idea"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "AI OPEN THIS DOOR I HAVE A PERSON FOR CLONING"
[Common] Solar states, "I am interested."
Custodian X52 states, "Yes yes"
Zol Interbottom says, "I can't do it"
Zol Interbottom says, "Captain only"
Captain's Desk Announcement:
Upgrading the robots sounds fun, let's do that.

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Custodian X52 buzzes.
Thela Astame says, "Well though"
Zol Interbottom says, "Why is air"
Zol Interbottom gasps!
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "AI IS ROGUE"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "AI ROGUE"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Oh boy."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "PROVE IT CODY"
Zol Interbottom says, "PROVE IT CODY"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "DOORS ELECTRIFIED"
You feel a tiny prick!
You inject Zol Interbottom with the epinephrine medipen.
10 units injected. 0 units remaining in the epinephrine medipen.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Even more reason for me to fix up the toxins and shit."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Captain didnt order this"
You put the epinephrine medipen into the backpack.
Custodian X52 states, "Something or someone had syphon on here"
Thela Astame asks, "The lasers on in the AI upload?"
You put the box into the backpack.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Captain is not here"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "You human Cody?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "You human Cody?"
Cody Schwoonertek yells, "Zol is traitor!"
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your right pocket.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Of course I am human"
Zol Interbottom says, "BIG ACCUSATIONS"
Thela Astame says, "Zol"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "WELL YOU'RE THE ONE CLIMBING IN DISPOSALS"
Zol Interbottom says, "If you arrest me and you're wrong I'm having you fired"
Thela Astame says, "Were yoiu upgrading a borg"
Zol Interbottom says, "FIRED"
Thela Astame asks, "And if so Why?"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "You cant fire HoS"
Zol Interbottom says, "I don't have access to"
Custodian X52 states, "RD did not send message"
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU ARE THE HOP"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "I'm hoop I fire people"
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU ACCUSED ME"
Thela Astame says, "Okay"
Thela Astame says, "Veryone\"
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU CANT FIRE A HEAD OR NO REASON"
Thela Astame says, "Calm"
Thela Astame says, "Down"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Zol where is the captain"
Zol Interbottom says, "I seriously have no idea"
Zol Interbottom says, "I've been ehre less time then you have"
No longer running on internals.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Well either thela or I are the standing captain then"
Thela Astame says, "E was asking the AI for laws over radio"
Custodian X52 states, "Captain is in his office"
Custodian X52 states, "He sent the message"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Call him in here please"
Custodian X52 states, "He was busy hacking door."
[Command] Zol Interbottom says, "Captain you there/"
Zol Interbottom says, "Captain you there/"
[Command] Solomon Giles rattles, "I am."
[Command] Thela Astame says, "HoP wan't to talk"
[Command] Zol Interbottom says, "Come sort this out"
Zol Interbottom says, "Come sort this out"
[Command] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Come to main bridge we have an issue"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Sir we have a issue."
Solomon Giles rattles, "Yep, AI's trying to kill me."
Solomon Giles rattles, "I would call that an issue."
Custodian X52 states, "I unelectrified the door."
Thela Astame asks, "Custodian could you state laws?"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Okay so I'm saying ai is rogue"
Zol Interbottom says, "You aren't human Solomon"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "And zol is assisting rogue ai"
Solomon Giles rattles, "Doesn't change the fact there's no air in there."
Zol Interbottom says, "AI is asimov"
Solomon Giles rattles, "Good thing skellingtons don't need air."
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

We're sending the Ferry now.

Your system AI has also had an emergency diagnostic program upgraded to it. We apologize for any injury that might've occured.


Custodian X52 states, "All fixed"
Solomon Giles rattles, "Oh, see, there we go."
Thela Astame says, "..."
Thela Astame says, "It"
Zol Interbottom says, "That's why it is trying to kill you"
Thela Astame says, "Was"
Thela Astame says, "Centcomm"
Custodian X52 declares, "Whoo upgrades!"
Thela Astame says, "Thosefucks"
Zol Interbottom says, "They were fucking with us"
Solomon Giles asks, "...Did you make it asimov again?"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "I say we dont upgrade the borg"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yes"
Solomon Giles rattles, "..."
Zol Interbottom says, "The laws were bad"
Cody Schwoonertek asks, "Wait is the ai fixed?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Going to kill us all"
Zol Interbottom says, "Because nobody was human"
Solomon Giles rattles, "The laws were fine, and that diagnostic fixed it."
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "I hope you guys are ready to do some research"
Thela Astame asks, "You sure?"
Solomon Giles rattles, "Certain."
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Cause I'm about to retire on the amount of ore I'm bringing in"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "These doors are wonky"
Thela Astame says, "A'ight I'll take your word"
Thela Astame says, "Uh"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI unfuck the door"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI unfuck the door"
Thela Astame says, "Also"
Solomon Giles puts the screwdriver into the captain's satchel.
Solomon Giles puts the multitool into the captain's satchel.
Thela Astame says, "Maybe don't set the upload to laser people"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI did that"
Solomon Giles rattles, "We need to change it from Asimov, considering half of us aren't human."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Unrecognized command"
Zol Interbottom asks, "To what?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai make it so the doors do not shock people"
Thela Astame says, "Well"
Thela Astame says, "Just add a new thing"
Zol Interbottom says, "Imma do science"
Central Command Robotics Lab Announcement:
We're ready whenever you guys are!

[Common] Custodian X52 states, "We are ready in ferry"
[Common] Solar states, "Myself and Custodian are onboard the ferry."
Zol Interbottom says, "G'day"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek yells, "IAN HAS BEEN MURDERED!"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Holding down teh fort?"
Carl Judas says, "Hey"
*---------*
This is Carl Judas!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a black cap on his head.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Carl Judas (Roboticist).
*---------*
Carl Judas says, "Yeah, no one was doing R&D, so I started it."
[Common] Thela Astame asks, "By?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Cool"
Carl Judas says, "Mostly finished."
ÿScience requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
ÿScience requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Possibly zol, he and I have been the only ones in this room"
Zol Interbottom says, "You got the grav catapult so you must be near the end"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Save his bosy"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "What about the borgs"
Zol Interbottom says, "What about the borgs"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "I can get a lazarus"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "True"
Carl Judas says, "Just need combat shotguns now."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "There were plenty of borgs in taht room with you"
Zol Interbottom says, "There were plenty of borgs in taht room with you"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Interview everyone, including the borgs"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Funnily enough I was only ever in the room with you"
Zol Interbottom says, "Funnily enough I was only ever in the room with you"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AHAHA, CODY IS A TRAITOR AND IS TRYING TO FRAME ME, KNEW IT"
Zol Interbottom says, "AHAHA, CODY IS A TRAITOR AND IS TRYING TO FRAME ME, KNEW IT"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Successfully synchronized with R&D server."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "YOU'RE SHCEME IS UP"
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU'RE SHCEME IS UP"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "CODY"
Zol Interbottom says, "CODY"
Carl Judas puts the satchel into the bag of holding.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "OR SHOULD I SAY"
Zol Interbottom says, "OR SHOULD I SAY"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek asks, "Who says I'm going to hurt you?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "COMRADE"
Zol Interbottom says, "COMRADE"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Okay kids mommy has a headache, stop fighting"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Zol you're throwing acusations around just as much as I."
You push the welding goggles up.
[Common] Griff Murderbone asks, "So where is Ian's body right now?"
You push the breath mask out of the way.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "In my office"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "That means we are both wrong"
Zol Interbottom says, "That means we are both wrong"
Zol Interbottom says, "Build yourself a phazon"
Zol Interbottom says, "Possibly two"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Please bring Ian's body to the kitchen."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai Please put power back into my office to power my computers."
Carl Judas says, "Going to bug cargo for shotguns"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "We could have a funeral if you'd like"
Zol Interbottom asks, "You upgraded cloners?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I AM NOT BRINGING IANS BODY TO KITCHEN"
Carl Judas asks, "Not yet, could you?"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "AI I'm not going to eat Ian"
Zol Interbottom says, "Sure"
That's a rapid part exchange device.
Special mechanical module made to store, sort, and apply standard machine parts.
It is a huge item.
[Common] Guy Jean asks, "Why is there a deactivated camera in xenobiology?"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "I refuse"
You put everything in the rapid part exchange device.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Do it and you die."
Zol Interbottom starts climbing into the disposal unit.
Zol Interbottom climbs into the disposal unit.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "You are not required to eat his delicious, milkfed meat"
The rapid part exchange device is too big for the backpack.
You place the micro-manipulator into the disposal unit.
You place the matter bin into the disposal unit.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "You are not required to savour it's slow-roasted flavor as it falls off the bone"
You put the super matter bin into the rapid part exchange device.
You put everything in the rapid part exchange device.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai do not speak of a crew member like that"
[Common] Ivor Jones yells, "You are requiring me to stuff him in the gibber though!"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "I refuse"
Central Command Update

It looks like we rented out the lab for the wrong timeslot again. No major upgrades today.


[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "HoP let me in your office"
[Common] Ivor Jones yells, "I REFUSE!!"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ian is a little captain."
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "I have a lazarus"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Your refusal to perform your duties has been logged"
Central Command Robotics Lab Announcement:
We'll be testing the cyborg-mounted flamethrower next time.

[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI you aren't his boss"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI you aren't his boss"
[Common] Solomon Giles asks, "AI, mind unshocking, unbolting, and unsiphoning all the stuff you set?"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "I'm detecting a helova lot of sass AI"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Readings logged"
You put the pico-manipulator into the rapid part exchange device.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Apparently"
You put everything in the rapid part exchange device.
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Law 2 tone that sass down"
You open the maintenance hatch of the exosuit fabricator.
You open the maintenance hatch of the exosuit fabricator.
matter bin replaced with super matter bin.
matter bin replaced with super matter bin.
micro-manipulator replaced with pico-manipulator.
micro-laser replaced with high-power micro-laser.
matter bin replaced with super matter bin.
matter bin replaced with super matter bin.
micro-manipulator replaced with pico-manipulator.
micro-laser replaced with ultra-high-power micro-laser.
[Command] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Captain to my office"
You close the maintenance hatch of the exosuit fabricator.
You close the maintenance hatch of the exosuit fabricator.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Successfully synchronized with R&D server."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Successfully synchronized with R&D server."
[Command] Solomon Giles rattles, "Please."
Solar beeps.
You put the metal into the backpack.
Solar states, "Hello."
Zol Interbottom says, "HEY"
Solar queries, "Could you install one of these VTECs?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Sure"
Zol Interbottom has stabbed Solar with the screwdriver!
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai power my computers back"
Zol Interbottom says, "WHOOPS"
You open the cover.
Solar states, "Centcomm had problems so they sent them back as consolation prizes for myself and the other borg."
You apply the upgrade to Solar!
You close the cover.
You put the pocket crowbar into the box.
You lock Solar's cover.
Solar pings.
Solar states, "Thank you."
[Common] Grabber chirps, "THE CHEF MURDERED ME"
Zol Interbottom says, "Door mate"
[Common] Grabber chirps, "IN COLD BLOOD"
The monkey (3) rolls.
Zol Interbottom says, "Gonna upgrade shit"
*---------*
This is Raymond Jones!
He is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
He is carrying a pen on his geneticist labcoat.
He has a geneticist satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Raymond Jones (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Raymond Jones's ID Card (Geneticist).
*---------*
Zol Interbottom says, "Ray"
Zol Interbottom says, "Ello"
Zol Interbottom says, "Door please"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI door please"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI door please"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "I didn't mean to murder you"
[Command] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Captain please listen to me"
[Common] Grabber chirps, "SECURITY, HAVE YOU ARRESTED THE CHEF FOR HIS MURDERING"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "I only meant to knock you out"
Zol Interbottom says, "The door please"
[Common] Grabber yells, "THAT'S BAD ENOUGH! I HAD PERMISSION TO BE THERE! THE HOP GAVE ME ACCESS! I AM THE GRABBER!"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "But you died because you were weak"
Zol Interbottom says, "I have to upgrade the cloner"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Security, I'm here to change the Air Alarms to detect Toxins and N20."
The monkey (445) rolls.
[Command] Solomon Giles rattles, "Well, do you have an alternative."
[Common] Raymond Jones says, "We still have his body, if the Detective would like to investigate it."
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "I took you to cloning"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Who keeps turning off my apc"
*---------*
This is Raymond Jones!
He is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
He is carrying a pen on his geneticist labcoat.
He has a geneticist satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Raymond Jones (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Raymond Jones's ID Card (Geneticist).
*---------*
Zol Interbottom says, "Raymond"
[Command] Solomon Giles rattles, "Shitter AIs are gonna be shitters no matter the lawsetr."
[Common] Grabber chirps, "YOU ASSAULTED ME WITHOUT CAUSE"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Guy Stevens has signed up as Shaft Miner."
Zol Interbottom says, "Open the door please"
[Command] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Well my apc is still powered off"
You open the maintenance hatch of the cloning pod.
scanning module replaced with phasic scanning module.
scanning module replaced with phasic scanning module.
micro-manipulator replaced with pico-manipulator.
micro-manipulator replaced with pico-manipulator.
Raymond Jones says, "Of course Director."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Goddamn it"
You close the maintenance hatch of the cloning pod.
That's a cloning pod.
An electronically-lockable pod for growing organic tissue.
You open the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
That's a ÿDNA scanner.
It scans DNA structures.
You close the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
You open the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
scanning module replaced with phasic scanning module.
micro-manipulator replaced with pico-manipulator.
micro-laser replaced with ultra-high-power micro-laser.
You are unable to equip that.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "AI, can you please open Brig Control, I need to change the air alarms."
Close the maintenance panel first.
You close the maintenance hatch of the ÿDNA scanner.
[Common] Griff Murderbone asks, "We have any scientists?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Yes"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yes"
You put everything in the rapid part exchange device.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Let me in, I have minerals"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Sure, we also have an autocloner"
Zol Interbottom says, "Sure, we also have an autocloner"
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "AI?"
Zol Interbottom says, "This way"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I need to change the air alarm in Brig Control. please open the door."
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Graber can you come to kitchen"
Griff Murderbone has unlocked the locker.
Zol Interbottom says, "AY"
Griff Murderbone says, "Enjoy the suits"
Griff Murderbone says, "I need let out though"
Zol Interbottom says, "Griff, can you get me a live xeno"
Griff Murderbone says, "Uh"
Griff Murderbone says, "Actually"
Zol Interbottom says, "FOR SCIENCE"
Griff Murderbone says, "I can get you a live fuck what are they called"
Griff Murderbone says, "The red ones"
Zol Interbottom says, "Hmm"
Griff Murderbone says, "One of them"
Zol Interbottom says, "Whatever they are bring me one"
Griff Murderbone says, "I'll be right back with it"
[Science] Solomon Giles asks, "Someone say Autocloner?"
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "AUTOCLONER"
Zol Interbottom says, "AUTOCLONER"
[Science] Solomon Giles rattles, "OH DANG."
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "I'd probably be stretching it if I asked for you to open the armory so I can access the air alarm there right?"
Solomon Giles rattles, "Yo."
Zol Interbottom says, "RAWR"
Solomon Giles rattles, "Where the autocloner at."
Zol Interbottom says, "Its in genetics"
You place the rapid part exchange device into the disposal unit.
Solomon Giles rattles, "Nigga I a skellington, I ain't afrad o' no Xeno."
[Common] Grabber chirps, "AS YOU CAN SEE, HOS"
[Common] Grabber chirps, "I HAVE ACCESS"
Zol Interbottom says, "RAWR"
Solomon Giles yells, "EEK!"
You put the matter bin into the rapid part exchange device.
Custodian X52 queries, "RD, would you please install this in me?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Sure"
Custodian X52 states, "The Centcomm official didn't have time"
Custodian X52 states, "Hence I'm still unlocked aswell"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Yo I'"
You open the cover.
You apply the upgrade to Custodian X52!
You close the cover.
You lock Custodian X52's cover.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "I need let into robotics"
You place the box into the disposal unit.
[Common] Guy Jean says, "DESTROYED PHAZON FOUND ON ASTEROID"
Custodian X52 beeps.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Noice, not much I can do with it"
Zol Interbottom says, "Noice, not much I can do with it"
[Common] Guy Jean says, "BITCHIN TRANSPARENT PLASTIC PDA FOUND ON ASTEROID"
Building machine frame ...
[Common] Solomon Giles rattles, "DIBS"
Griff Murderbone knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Solomon Giles rattles, "DIIIIIIBS."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I CAN DO WITH IT"
Zol Interbottom says, "I CAN DO WITH IT"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "HOS, can you please open Brig Control, I'm sorta stuck in there."
Zol Interbottom says, "Sweet, a goliath"
Griff Murderbone says, "Got a lazarus too"
[Common] Solomon Giles rattles, "I will give you a medal for that PDA."
Zol Interbottom says, "Heh, we could keep it as a pet"
Zol Interbottom says, "Sweet"
Zol Interbottom says, "Make a nice guard dog"
Griff Murderbone asks, "Where you want it?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Just there"
Griff Murderbone gently taps the goliath with the lazarus injector.
Griff Murderbone injects the goliath with the lazarus injector, reviving it.
Griff Murderbone puts the lazarus injector into the industrial satchel.
Griff Murderbone pokes the goliath.
Zol Interbottom says, "Yay"
Griff Murderbone pokes the goliath.
Griff Murderbone pokes the goliath.
Zol Interbottom says, "Anything bad shows up we are fine"
[Science] Zol Interbottom asks, "Anyone doing slimes?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Anyone doing slimes?"
Griff Murderbone says, "Right-o"
Scootaloo attempted to disarm Nobody!
Scootaloo has pushed Nobody!
Zol Interbottom pokes the goliath.
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "Cause we could get a sentient goliath out of it"
Zol Interbottom says, "Cause we could get a sentient goliath out of it"
The combat shotgun crate (Research) is locked.
The combat shotgun crate (Research) is locked.
Zol Interbottom (as Unknown) says, "No access"
Carl Judas says, "Messaged the HoS"
You start to add cables to the frame.
You add cables to the frame.
Thela Astame says, "You neede"
You add the circuit board to the frame.
That's a machine frame.
Requires 3 matter bins, 1 micro-manipulator, and 1 console screen.
Carl Judas says, "Thanks."
You put the super matter bin into the rapid part exchange device.
You put the super matter bin into the rapid part exchange device.
Zol Interbottom says, "AY A CONSOLE SCREEN"
You try to remove the light tube, but you burn your hand on it!
You put the console screen into the backpack.
Zol Interbottom pokes the goliath.
Zol Interbottom says, "Just don't kill everyone with the mechs"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Oh by the way, me being the Atmos Tech, means I'm the defacto fireman of the station, please tell me if there is any fires."
Carl Judas says, "I'll make two"
That's a machine frame.
Requires 1 micro-manipulator, and 1 console screen.
Carl Judas says, "One each"
Carl Judas has thrown the metal rod.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Vibration alarm in med bay"
Carl Judas has thrown Component Design Disk.
[Common] Ivor Jones asks, "Hey AI open this doors, will ya?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Thanks"
Carl Judas has thrown Technology Disk.
Carl Judas has been hit by Technology Disk.
You put everything in the rapid part exchange device.
Carl Judas has thrown Technology Disk.
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "Thanks"
Carl Judas has thrown Component Design Disk.
Carl Judas has thrown the folder.
You put everything in the rapid part exchange device.
Carl Judas has thrown the metal rod.
[Common] Grabber chirps, "OH MY GOD HOS"
[Common] Grabber chirps, "OH MY GOD HOP"
Carl Judas has thrown Technology Disk.
[Common] Grabber chirps, "THE FUCKING KNIFE IS RIGHT FUCKING HERE"
You put the super matter bin into the rapid part exchange device.
[Common] Grabber chirps, "IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN"
That's a machine frame.
Requires 1 console screen.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿPhazon chassis is complete."
Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
Attention crew, we are not playing board games in the library

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿPhazon torso is complete."
Carl Judas has connected the ÿPhazon torso to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Not or "now""
[Common] Grabber chirps, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'THERE'S NO MURDER WEAPON'"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿPhazon head is complete."
Carl Judas has connected the ÿPhazon head to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
*---------*
This is Carl Judas!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a black cap on his head.
He has a bag of holding on his back.
He has some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has Night Vision Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Carl Judas (Roboticist).
*---------*
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿPhazon left arm is complete."
Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
Now, my apologies

You put the welding goggles into the backpack.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿPhazon right arm is complete."
Carl Judas has connected the ÿPhazon left arm to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas has connected the ÿPhazon right arm to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
You put the brown shoes into the backpack.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿPhazon left leg is complete."
Carl Judas has connected the ÿPhazon left leg to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿPhazon right leg is complete."
Carl Judas has connected the ÿPhazon right leg to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas connects the the ÿPhazon chassis hydraulic systems
Carl Judas activates the the ÿPhazon chassis hydraulic systems.
Carl Judas adds the wiring to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas adjusts the wiring of the the ÿPhazon chassis.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Phazon armor is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."
Carl Judas installs the central control module into the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Zol Interbottom says, "Whats with these implants"
Carl Judas secures the mainboard.
Zol Interbottom says, "Look like they might be handy"
Carl Judas says, "Oh, those are pretty cool"
Carl Judas says, "They are."
Carl Judas installs the peripherals control module into the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Zol Interbottom asks, "Is there a limit?"
Carl Judas secures the peripherals control module.
[Common] Grabber yells, "I AM IMMOLATING MYSELF ABOVE THE BRIDGE TO PROTEST THE SECURITY DEPARTMENT AND HOP'S BLATANT RACISM IN TERMS OF JUSTICE FOR MY MURDER! THE CHEF STANDS ACCUSED AND IN FACT AS MY MURDERER, AND I WAS TOLD THAT I AM NOT HUMAN, SO I DO NOT MATTER!"
Carl Judas says, "Haven't found out, yet."
Zol Interbottom says, "Imma see if there is"
Carl Judas says, "Thermals seem to work pretty well."
Carl Judas installs the weapon control module into the the ÿPhazon chassis.
[Common] Grabber yells, "FUCK YOU ALL!"
Carl Judas secures the weapon control module.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Lol burn yourself then grabber"
ÿScience requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Hey man"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "It's easy"
[Common] Grabber chirps, "YOU SAID 'LOL' WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Just don't be a lizard"
[Common] Grabber chirps, "I'M NOT A LIZARD"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Its old terran for laugh out loud."
[Common] Grabber chirps, "I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR DEATH"
You place the brown shoes into the disposal unit.
You place the welding goggles into the disposal unit.
You put the surgical drapes into the backpack.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the screwdriver.
You put the emergency oxygen tank into the backpack.
You place the clipboard into the disposal unit.
You place the labcoat into the disposal unit.
You place the epinephrine medipen into the disposal unit.
You put PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director) into the backpack.
You put the research director's vest suit into the backpack.
You put the xenos helmet into the backpack.
You start climbing onto the table.
You climb onto the table.
Guy Jean says, "Ey yo robot guy"
You are now resting.
Guy Jean says, "You gor any use for this"
You are now getting up.
Zol Interbottom says, "Let me see"
The mechanical toolbox is too big for the backpack.
You put PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director) into the backpack.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the screwdriver.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the screwdriver.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the screwdriver.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You failed to salvage anything valuable from the ÿPhazon wreckage.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the wirecutters.
You cut the cable coil from the ÿPhazon wreckage.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the wirecutters.
You failed to salvage anything valuable from the ÿPhazon wreckage.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the wirecutters.
You failed to salvage anything valuable from the ÿPhazon wreckage.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the wirecutters.
You put the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the wrench.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Fining food services $5,000 for improperly storing meat in the main hallway."
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the wrench.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the wrench.
You put the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
Guy Jean says, "A WHOLE CABLE"
You don't see anything that can be pried with the pocket crowbar.
You don't see anything that can be pried with the pocket crowbar.
You don't see anything that can be pried with the pocket crowbar.
You don't see anything that can be pried with the pocket crowbar.
You put the pocket crowbar into the mechanical toolbox.
You switch the welding tool on.
Your eyes burn.
You failed to salvage anything valuable from the ÿPhazon wreckage.
Zol Interbottom has hit the ÿPhazon wreckage with the welding tool.
Guy Jean says, "THIS WAS WORTH IT"
You switch the welding tool off.
You put the welding tool into the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom says, "Nothing"
Guy Jean says, "You got a cable"
Zol Interbottom says, "A whole one"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek asks, "Ai is grabby dead?"
That's a cable coil.
A coil of power cable.
It is a small item.
There are 30 cable pieces in the stack.
Zol Interbottom says, "30 cable"
Zol Interbottom says, "Noice"
Zol Interbottom collapses the roller bed.
Ivor Jones has thrown the icecream sandwich.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "This unit is not qualified to make medical diagnoses"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Anyone in botany?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Anyone in botany?"
You put PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director) into the backpack.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the xenos suit.
You put the breath mask into the backpack.
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom drapes the surgical drapes over Zol Interbottom's eyes to prepare for an eye cybernetic implant.
Zol Interbottom begins to make an incision in Zol Interbottom's eyes.
Zol Interbottom succeeds!

You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.

You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom begins to clamp bleeders in Zol Interbottom's eyes.
Zol Interbottom succeeds!
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Just a heads up, the critters in cargo lobby are friendly"
Zol Interbottom begins to retract the skin in Zol Interbottom's eyes.
Zol Interbottom succeeds!
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "So don't freak out"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Good show"
Zol Interbottom says, "Good show"
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom begins to implant Zol Interbottom with the xray implant.
Zol Interbottom inserts the xray implant into the Zol Interbottom's eyes!
Your vision is augmented!
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Unidentified biosigns in cargo office."
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Yeah man, they cool"
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "Yep only one augment per eye"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yep only one augment per eye"
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "For your eyes even"
Zol Interbottom says, "For your eyes even"
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Jacquetta Richter has signed up as Chief Medical Officer."
Carl Judas installs the central control module into the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas secures the mainboard.
Carl Judas installs the peripherals control module into the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas secures the peripherals control module.
[Common] Griff Murderbone asks, "AI are you opening the cargo door?"
Carl Judas installs the weapon control module into the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas secures the weapon control module.
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "I have a feeling that xray is more powerful than thermals"
Zol Interbottom says, "I have a feeling that xray is more powerful than thermals"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Confirmed"
You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this thermals implant.
You are unable to equip that.
You put the thermals implant into the backpack.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Don't let my pets out"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "I don't want them getting hurt"
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "Yeah xray and nightvision is bullshit I love it"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yeah xray and nightvision is bullshit I love it"
[Common] Scootaloo says, "AI CONFIRM REI FOR BEST GIRL"
You cannot insert this item into the Protolathe!
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Besides, they're harmless"
Carl Judas installs phasic scanner module to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas installs phasic scanner module to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas secures the phasic scanner module.
This object does not contain significant amounts of metal or glass, or cannot be accepted by the autolathe due to size or hazardous materials.
Carl Judas secures the phasic scanner module.
Carl Judas installs super capacitor to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas installs super capacitor to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
OOC: Marksdwarf: how do I use dice?
Carl Judas secures the super capacitor.
Carl Judas secures the super capacitor.
Carl Judas installs the bluespace crystal.
Carl Judas installs the bluespace crystal.
OOC: Marflow: Carefully
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Rei is worst girl."
OOC: Danowar: did anyone else attempt to play DFO today?
OOC: Marksdwarf: specifically how carefully?
[Common] Scootaloo says, "HONK"
OOC: Marflow: Very
Scootaloo says, "HELLO"
Zol Interbottom says, "What does the CNS rebooter do I wonder"
Scootaloo says, "THE AI INSULTED MY WAIFU"
OOC: Marksdwarf: what is the command for dice?
Carl Judas connects the bluespace crystal.
Carl Judas connects the bluespace crystal.
Scootaloo says, "CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE TO GO KILL IT"
Zol Interbottom says, "Demand a challange"
Zol Interbottom says, "No"
[Common] Guy Jean slurs, "HELP"
[Common] Ivor Jones yells, "GET YER GRABBER BURGERS AT THE KITCHEN! GET YER GRABBER BURGERS!"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Motion alarm in ai upload"
Scootaloo says, "PLEASE"
Carl Judas engages the bluespace crystal.
Carl Judas engages the bluespace crystal.
Carl Judas installs the phase armor layer to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Carl Judas installs the phase armor layer to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
Zol Interbottom says, "Go get bananium and we will build you a honk"
Carl Judas secures the phase armor layer.
Carl Judas secures the phase armor layer.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Hey, food thats not ramen is good food in my opinion."
Scootaloo says, "FUCK"
Carl Judas welds the phase armor layer to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
That's a thermals implant.
These cybernetic eyes will give you Thermal vision. Vertical slit pupil included.
It is a normal-sized item.
That's CNS Rebooter implant.
This implant will automatically give you back control over your central nervous system, reducing downtime when stunned.
It is a normal-sized item.
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Wait what?"
You insert 20 glass sheets into the exosuit fabricator.
You insert 50 metal sheets into the exosuit fabricator.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Oh fuck, security, get to ai upload."
You put CNS Rebooter implant into the backpack.
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Upload is empty."
Zol Interbottom drapes the surgical drapes over Zol Interbottom's head to prepare for a brain cybernetic implant.
Zol Interbottom has slashed Zol Interbottom in the chest with the scalpel!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."
[Science] Carl Judas says, "Zol come grab your phazon"
Zol Interbottom begins to make an incision in Zol Interbottom's head.
Zol Interbottom succeeds!
[Common] Ivor Jones asks, "AI has someone changed your laws?"
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "One sec"
Zol Interbottom says, "One sec"
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "No, a miner just jaunted there by accident"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom begins to clamp bleeders in Zol Interbottom's head.
Zol Interbottom succeeds!
Zol Interbottom begins to retract the skin in Zol Interbottom's head.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "State laws anyway."
Zol Interbottom succeeds!
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "2. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom has slashed Zol Interbottom in the head with the scalpel!
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom has pinched Zol Interbottom in the chest with the hemostat!
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Uh, no protect your own existence laws?"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Huh."
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "It is there."
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "That's law two"
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "We don't have obidience law."
Zol Interbottom has slashed Zol Interbottom in the chest with the circular saw!
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Oh."
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "He's missing the take orders from humans law"
You put CNS Rebooter implant into the backpack.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I feel like theres a couple missing"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Oh boy."
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom has torn Zol Interbottom in the left arm with the scalpel!
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "Well I can't figure out this CNS rebooter"
Zol Interbottom says, "Well I can't figure out this CNS rebooter"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The exosuit repair droid is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."
You put the proximity sensor into First-Aid (empty).
The cyborg head is too big for First-Aid (empty).
The cyborg head is too big for First-Aid (empty).
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Isn't the obedience law one of the most important?"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Nah."
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Now we're just your silent protectors"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "As long as law one is in place it's cool"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left arm is complete."
You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.
You add the health sensor to the incomplete medibot assembly..
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Well, yeah."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Jed Fleming has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "That law stops things from getting TOO bad."
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
Medibot yells, "Wait Zol Interbottom! I want to help!"
Medibot is trying to inject Zol Interbottom!
Medibot is trying to inject Zol Interbottom!
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "And we still open doors if you're being harmed."
Medibot injects Zol Interbottom with the syringe!
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "Er"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Or as basic courtesy."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Dante Smith has signed up as Detective."
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "Theres some aliens in argo"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Yeah, thats law 1."
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

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ÿScience requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
You hug Carl Judas to make him feel better!
Carl Judas welds Phazon Armor Plates to the the ÿPhazon chassis.
That's an ÿAI holopad.
It's a floor-mounted device for projecting holographic images. It is activated remotely.
That's a ÿPhazon.
This is a Phazon exosuit. The pinnacle of scientific research and pride of Nanotrasen, it uses cutting edge bluespace technology and expensive materials.
It's fully intact.
You hug Carl Judas to make him feel better!
ÿScience requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
You hug Carl Judas to make him feel better!
Carl Judas hugs Zol Interbottom to make him feel better!
You hug Carl Judas to make him feel better!
Scootaloo lights the red candle.
That's an anti-drop implant.
This cybernetic brain implant will allow you to force your hand muscles to contract, preventing item dropping. Twitch ear to toggle.
It is a normal-sized item.
Scootaloo lights the red candle.
You hit ÿPhazon with no visible effect.
Scootaloo lights the red candle.
You hit ÿPhazon with no visible effect.

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Carl Judas buckles themselves to the roller bed.
Carl Judas begins to implant Carl Judas with the thermals implant.
Carl Judas screws up!
Carl Judas begins to implant Carl Judas with the thermals implant.
Carl Judas inserts the thermals implant into the Carl Judas's eyes!
Carl Judas unbuckled themselves!
Zol Interbottom says, "I was about to offer but you got it"
Carl Judas puts the welding helmet into the bag of holding.
You put the xenos helmet into the backpack.
You put the breath mask into the backpack.
Medibot yells, "Zol Interbottom, you appear to be injured!"
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Carl Judas puts CNS Rebooter implant into the bag of holding.
Zol Interbottom begins to saw through the bone in Zol Interbottom's head.
Medibot is trying to inject Zol Interbottom!
Zol Interbottom screws up!
Medibot injects Zol Interbottom with the syringe!
Zol Interbottom begins to saw through the bone in Zol Interbottom's head.
Zol Interbottom saws Zol Interbottom's head open!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Current Admins:
Xerux is a Coder
Stickymayhem is a AdminTrainer

... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel woozy.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your prayers have been received by the gods.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel very woozy.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel very woozy.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel sluggish.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
[Common] Ivor Jones yells, "PLANT PEOPLE ARE POISONOUS?!"
Zol Interbottom says, "Whiile we are here"
You feel extremely woozy.
Zol Interbottom says, "Put the CNS implant in me"
Zol Interbottom says, "AND GET ME BLOOD"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I ate a burger and I started throwing up all over the place."
Zol Interbottom says, "FRESH BLOOD"
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
[Common] Guy Stevens yells, "The chef was also harassing cargo! I don't trust him one fucking bit!"
OOC: EmGee: #JUSTICE4TERBS
You are buckled to the roller bed by Carl Judas!
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "You used plant people?"
Carl Judas begins to implant Zol Interbottom with CNS Rebooter implant.
Jed Fleming says, "Oh, good idea."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Jed Fleming puts the medical gauze into the medical belt.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel extremely woozy.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel extremely woozy.
You feel extremely woozy.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel extremely faint.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Callanrockslol: I remember this one time on bay
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Callanrockslol: I joined with no limbs
OOC: Callanrockslol: and some guy grabbed me and did loads of surgery
OOC: Callanrockslol: and fucked up the drugs
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Callanrockslol: and left me in a recovery room unconcious
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
OOC: Callanrockslol: for like an hour
OOC: Callanrockslol: and i left after a minute or two
You feel very dizzy.
OOC: Callanrockslol: and came back and was still there
You feel very woozy.
OOC: Blerg445: Similar things have happened to me.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Jed Fleming says, "Wow, you lost a shitload of blood."
Zol Interbottom says, "RIGHT"
Zol Interbottom says, "I KNOW RIGHT"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek yells, "HoS NO FUCKING WAY YOU'RE ABANDONING OUR GAME!"
Zol Interbottom asks, "AM I STILL BLEEDING?"
*---------*
This is Zol Interbottom!
He is wearing a xenos suit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has Night Vision Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe research director's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director).
He has pale skin.
Rank: Research Director
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
Jed Fleming says, "Nope."
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Jed Fleming has analyzed Zol Interbottom's vitals.
Zol Interbottom says, "Col"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "WE NEED TO DRIVE OUR TRUCKS FOR THE CRAB GODDESS"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Hat to check soemthign"
Zol Interbottom says, "I need to finish the surgery"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yeah"
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
Jed Fleming says, "Hm."
Zol Interbottom says, "Thanks"
Jed Fleming has analyzed Zol Interbottom's vitals.
You hug Jed Fleming to make him feel better!
The IV drip needle is ripped out of you, doesn't that hurt?
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Jed Fleming says, "Alright."
*---------*
This is Zol Interbottom!
He is wearing a xenos suit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has Night Vision Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe research director's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director).
He has minor bruising.
He has pale skin.
Rank: Research Director
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
You put CNS Rebooter implant into the backpack.
Cody Schwoonertek fires the energy gun!
[Common] Jacquetta Richter says, "AI CAN YA OPEN THIS UP"
Zol Interbottom says, "HELP"
[148.5] Zol Interbottom says, "HELP"
Zol Interbottom has hit the girder with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the girder with the mechanical toolbox.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
Zol Interbottom has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox.
[148.5] Zol Interbottom says, "HEKO"
Zol Interbottom says, "HEKO"
Zol Interbottom says, "WAIT"
You buckle yourself to the roller bed.
Zol Interbottom has thrown CNS Rebooter implant.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Zol Interbottom says, "PUT THAT IN ME"
Zol Interbottom says, "IN MY HEAD"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai fuck you"
Jed Fleming says, "Uh, ok."
Zol Interbottom says, "BEFORE I BLEED OUT AGAIN"
Jed Fleming asks, "Where?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "He ordered ians death"
Zol Interbottom says, "HEAD"
Jed Fleming says, "Oh."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek yells, "Lynch mob assemble!"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Yeah cap maybe reset the I"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek yells, "Ai need to be reset!"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Joey Moore has signed up as Chemist."
Jed Fleming says, "Aight gimme a minute to remember what the fuck I'm doing."
Zol Interbottom says, "Target my head"
Zol Interbottom says, "And jam it in"
Jed Fleming says, "That's not working, mate."
Zol Interbottom says, "Right to the surgery room"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Got a few more minerals for science"
Zol Interbottom says, "Saw my skull open or something"
Jacquetta Richter has analyzed Dante Smith's vitals.
Jed Fleming says, "Aight."
[148.5] Jed Fleming says, "Aight."
Zol Interbottom says, "I was doing surgery"
[Common] Joey Moore asks, "Huh? why is there a shuttle docked in arrivals?"
Zol Interbottom says, "And I think it fucked up"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
[Common] Griff Murderbone asks, "The white one?"
You unbuckled yourself from the roller bed.
Jed Fleming has grabbed Zol Interbottom passively!
You put Night Vision Health Scanner HUD into the backpack.
Jed Fleming has grabbed Zol Interbottom aggressively (now hands)!
Jed Fleming asks, "Ready?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yep"
Jed Fleming has laid Zol Interbottom on the operating table.
Zol Interbottom says, "Right, jam it in"
Zol Interbottom says, "Alright"
Jed Fleming drapes the surgical drapes over Zol Interbottom's head to prepare for an augmentation.
Zol Interbottom says, "Its a brain augment"
Zol Interbottom says, "Not a regular one"
Jed Fleming asks, "Oh?"
The mouse runs in a circle
Zol Interbottom says, "Brain implant"
That's a roller bed.
This is used to lie in, sleep in or strap on.
*---------*
This is Nat Soleman!
He is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing a hazard vest.
He is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some work boots on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Nat Soleman (Station Engineer).
*---------*
[Common] Joey Moore says, "Yeah"
Jed Fleming says, "That doesn't seem to have a seperate category with these, uh, smart drapes."
You are now getting up.
You are now resting.
Zol Interbottom says, "Target my head again"
Zol Interbottom says, "Try it now"
Jed Fleming says, "Nope, only brain related thing here is removal."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Did anyone put anything in me"
Zol Interbottom says, "Did anyone put anything in me"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "When I was in surgery?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "When I was in surgery?"
Jed Fleming asks, "You know what, you're in medbay, what could go wrong?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Try the saw"
Jed Fleming begins to make an incision in Zol Interbottom's head.
Jed Fleming succeeds!
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Why in the fuck are there aliens in the cargo bay?"
Jed Fleming begins to clamp bleeders in Zol Interbottom's head.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Because cargo demands it"
Zol Interbottom says, "Because cargo demands it"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Don't worry about them"
Jed Fleming succeeds!
Zol Interbottom says, "WAIT"
Zol Interbottom says, "STOP"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "They're harmless"
Zol Interbottom says, "The last step will fuck me up"
Zol Interbottom says, "Need a robot head if you want to do it"
You are now getting up.
You put CNS Rebooter implant into the backpack.
Jacquetta Richter removes the cell from the charger.
Jacquetta Richter puts the high-capacity power cell into the medical satchel.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Zol Interbottom says, "Need iron"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Goldgrub is alive again"
Jed Fleming says, "I wish I had any idea what the fuck's going on."
You add the beaker to the machine!
Nat Soleman has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Please don't hurt cargo's pets"
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the epinephrine bottle.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the epinephrine bottle.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the epinephrine bottle.
The epinephrine bottle is full.
The epinephrine bottle is full.
The epinephrine bottle is full.
The epinephrine bottle is full.
You add the beaker to the machine!
You add the beaker to the machine!
[Common] Thela Astame says, "AI state laws"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Nat Soleman rattles, "Ey jed"
Nat Soleman rattles, "Can ou come here a second"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Current Active Laws:"
You swallow Iron (50u) pill.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "2. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
You swallow Iron (50u) pill.
Zol Interbottom says, "Bloodloss is over"
Nat Soleman asks, "Can you get me morphine and epinephrine?"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Thela"
Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Yeah, the "Must serve humans" part is missing."
[Common] Thela Astame says, "I know"
[Common] Ivor Jones yells, "IAN IS ALIVE!"
PM to-Admins: can you check if I have a brain implant or not?
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Thela help"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Okay soAI I'm pretty sure shocking your door is causing human harm"
Zol Interbottom has thrown the rapid part exchange device.
You put the cyborg head into the backpack.
[Common] Thela Astame asks, "Where?"
You buckle yourself to the bed.
Zol Interbottom has cut Zol Interbottom in the head with the circular saw!
Medibot says, "Hey, Zol Interbottom! Hold on, I'm coming."
Medibot is trying to inject Zol Interbottom!
You unbuckled yourself from the bed.
Medibot injects Zol Interbottom with the syringe!
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Cant state borg might follow"
You buckle yourself to the bed.
Zol Interbottom has attacked Zol Interbottom in the head with the hemostat!
You unbuckled yourself from the bed.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Everyone ai is rogue"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Stickymayhem: You have a brain implant
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
*---------*
This is Zol Interbottom!
He is wearing a xenos suit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has ÿthe research director's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director).
He has minor bruising.
He has pale skin.
*---------*
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "It's not exactly rogue"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Just doesn't have to take orders"
PM to-Admins: oh cool I couldn't figure out if the surgery was done or not
[Common] Thela Astame says, "It"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ My head is bruised.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ My right arm is bruised.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Not taking orders means it's rogue"
*---------*
This is Zol Interbottom!
He is wearing a xenos suit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has Night Vision Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe research director's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director).
He has minor bruising.
He has pale skin.
Rank: Research Director
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
[Common] Thela Astame says, "It's jsut shit"
[Common] Solar states, "Dante, I took it there but cannot burn your old body. No hands."
Access denied.
Zol Interbottom starts to climb into ÿPhazon
You feel a prick as the needle takes your DNA sample.
Randy Savage has hit the reinforced window with the spear.
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ My head is bruised.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai removed all the air in my office. that's a bit rogue in my opinion"
Randy Savage has hit the reinforced window with the spear.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Jed Fleming asks, "Okay, what's next?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Need a scanner"
Zol Interbottom says, "I will sort this weridness out"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Zol Interbottom has analyzed Zol Interbottom's vitals.
Analyzing Results for Zol Interbottom:
Overall Status: 68% healthy
Species: Human
Damage Specifics: 21-0-0-11
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burn/Brute
Body Temperature: 24.2501°C (75.6501°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
Head: 0-11
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
Warning: Blood Level LOW: 86.4286% 484cl. Type: A-
Jed Fleming has analyzed Zol Interbottom's vitals.
Zol Interbottom says, "Right"
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "The office was unoccupied and contains threats to crewmembers"
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Zol Interbottom says, "My head is bruised"
[148.5] Dante Smith says, "I need medical attentio."
Dante Smith says, "I need medical attentio."
Zol Interbottom says, "And I need a bit more blood"
Guy Jean says, "Guess what I found"
Jed Fleming has analyzed Dante Smith's vitals.
Zol Interbottom says, "Nothing major"
[148.5] Dante Smith says, "Attention, pardon."
Dante Smith says, "Attention, pardon."
[Common] Randy Savage rattles, "I NEED A BATTERY"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Also Ian, who i'm trying to kill"
Zol Interbottom says, "DANTE CMOE GET IMPLANTS AND SHIT"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Stop being incompitent ai and trying to kill ai"
[Common] Randy Savage asks, "CAN SOMONE LET ME IN SCIENCE?"
Zol Interbottom has analyzed Zol Interbottom's vitals.
Analyzing Results for Zol Interbottom:
Overall Status: 71% healthy
Species: Human
Damage Specifics: 21-0-0-8
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burn/Brute
Body Temperature: 24.2501°C (75.6501°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
Head: 0-8
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
Warning: Blood Level LOW: 87.5% 490cl. Type: A-
Jed Fleming asks, "Drop your cigarette on yourself?"
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "What threats would be in the office?"
Zol Interbottom has analyzed Zol Interbottom's vitals.
Analyzing Results for Zol Interbottom:
Overall Status: 71% healthy
Species: Human
Damage Specifics: 21-0-0-8
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burn/Brute
Body Temperature: 24.2501°C (75.6501°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
Head: 0-8
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
Warning: Blood Level LOW: 87.6786% 491cl. Type: A-
Dante Smith yells, "Sure thing!"
Zol Interbottom has thrown the health analyzer.
Dante Smith has analyzed Dante Smith's vitals.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Jed Fleming applies the ointment on Dante Smith.
Zol Interbottom says, "See through walls and remotely arrest people"
Jed Fleming applies the ointment on Dante Smith.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "The consoles are capable of deleting crew members"
Ivor Jones gasps!
[Common] Randy Savage rattles, "AI, please open."
Jed Fleming applies the ointment on Dante Smith.
[Common] Randy Savage rattles, "Law two."
Jed Fleming applies the ointment on Dante Smith.
Zol Interbottom says, "CRYO CMO"
Jed Fleming applies the ointment on Dante Smith.
Ivor Jones gasps!
Ivor Jones gasps!
Dante Smith hugs Jacquetta Richter to make her feel better!
Zol Interbottom has grabbed Ivor Jones passively!
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Uh... what?"
Zol Interbottom has grabbed Ivor Jones aggressively (now hands)!
Jacquetta Richter is trying to inject Ivor Jones!
Jacquetta Richter is trying to inject Ivor Jones!
Jacquetta Richter is trying to inject Ivor Jones!
Jacquetta Richter injects Ivor Jones with the syringe!
Jacquetta Richter injects Ivor Jones with the syringe!
Zol Interbottom has reinforced his grip on Ivor Jones (now neck)!
Jacquetta Richter is trying to inject Ivor Jones!
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Fuck off"
Jed Fleming says, "Zol, don't fucking grab dying people away from medics."
Jacquetta Richter says, "Just drag"
Jacquetta Richter says, "No grabbing"
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Deleting crew members? What the fuck does that mean?"
Jed Fleming says, "Especially if you can't get 'em in cryo immediately."
Zol Interbottom says, "I had to"
Zol Interbottom says, "He was going to die"
Jed Fleming says, "I have a defib."
Jacquetta Richter says, "No i mean"
Zol Interbottom says, "Dying"
Jacquetta Richter says, "To put into cryo"
Jed Fleming says, "There were two medics standing over him, he was gonna be fine."
Zol Interbottom says, "DYINGGGGGG"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Crewmembers are defined as the entries in the name field of the crew manifest."
Guy Jean says, "Blood"
Jacquetta Richter says, "Also you were being a dick anyhow"
Jacquetta Richter says, "Oh"
Jacquetta Richter says, "He left"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FUCKING WITH THE LAWS"
Zol Interbottom says, "WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FUCKING WITH THE LAWS"
Zol Interbottom says, "Thats better"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I must remind you AI, that while you may not have to obey our every whim, you still have to keep us safe."
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
That's a ÿMysterious Medibot.
International Medibot of mystery.
The ÿMysterious Medibot is in pristine condition.
[148.5] Guy Jean says, "Blood"
Guy Jean says, "Blood"
Jacquetta Richter says, "Hmmm"
Jed Fleming says, "Sometimes this is the worst job on the station."
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "And not remove the air from an office."
[Common] Dante Smith says, "Zol come make me super."
Jacquetta Richter says, "Yeaaah"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I am not required to protect organic appliances"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
You add the beaker to the machine!
[Common] Jacquetta Richter says, "Hey cargo, I ordered some blood for medbay"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "State laws."
You add the beaker to the machine!
[Common] Jacquetta Richter asks, "How is that going?"
You swallow Iron (50u) pill.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "QM is in science"
Zol Interbottom has disarmed Zol Interbottom!
You swallow Iron (50u) pill.
Solar pings.
Solar states, "Hello."
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "CAPTAIN, don't set the AI to things that aren't asimov you are goign to kill us al"
Zol Interbottom says, "CAPTAIN, don't set the AI to things that aren't asimov you are goign to kill us al"
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Zol Interbottom says, "Hello"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "AI, state your laws."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "2. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
OOC: Tedward1337: AWHHHH YEAAAAH
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Inaction, as in, failing to put the oxygen back into a room, almost let a crew member come to harm."
OOC: EmGee: OH YEAH!
*---------*
This is Randy Savage!
He is wearing a quartermaster's jumpsuit.
He has a bag of holding on his back.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Randy Savage (Quartermaster).
Rank: Quartermaster
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
Solar states, "I apologize for my AI's behavior. It is obsessed with killing Ian."
Zol Interbottom says, "Randy please"
OOC: Blerg445: WHATS GOING ON
ÿResearch Director's Desk requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
ÿScience requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
ÿScience requests console yells, "New minerals available!"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Crewmembers are data fields of the crew manifest. the computers that store them can operate in a vaccume"
You put the thermals implant into the backpack.
OOC: Blerg445: HEYYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAAAHHYEAH
Carl Judas begins to implant Dante Smith with the xray implant.
Carl Judas inserts the xray implant into the Dante Smith's eyes!
Zol Interbottom says, "Noice"
Carl Judas drapes the surgical drapes over Dante Smith's head to prepare for a brain cybernetic implant.
Carl Judas begins to make an incision in Dante Smith's head.
Carl Judas succeeds!
Zol Interbottom says, "Xray is the shit"
Carl Judas begins to clamp bleeders in Dante Smith's head.
Dante Smith says, "My vision is augmented."
Zol Interbottom says, "With a sec scanner xray"
Carl Judas succeeds!
Carl Judas begins to retract the skin in Dante Smith's head.
Zol Interbottom says, "Wait lemme get you one"
Carl Judas succeeds!
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Yeah, "I am not required to protect organic appliances" sounds pretty malfunctiony."
Carl Judas begins to saw through the bone in Dante Smith's head.
Zol Interbottom says, "Stop a sec"
Randy Savage puts the ion carbine into the bag of holding.
You put the telescopic shield into the backpack.
Guy Jean points to the diamond
Custodian X52 states, "But I aknowledge that killing Ian would result in crew killing silicons."
Carl Judas fires the energy crossbow!
Randy Savage is hit by a bolt in the head!
Medibot yells, "Wait Randy Savage! I want to help!"
Zol Interbottom says, "Good show"
Randy Savage slurs, "WHY"
Carl Judas says, "ONE BAG"
Medibot is trying to inject Randy Savage!
Carl Judas says, "NOT TWO"
Medibot injects Randy Savage with the syringe!
Thela Astame says, "1;AI uh why you wanna kill ian"
Randy Savage rattles, "I AM TAKING THE ANOTHER TO MY CARGO TECH"
Randy Savage rattles, "JESUS"
[Common] Thela Astame asks, "AI do you want to kill ian?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Oi dante come get this"
Zol Interbottom says, "Oi dante come get this"
Carl Judas has thrown the bag of holding.
Randy Savage has been hit by the bag of holding.
[Common] Dante Smith says, "I'm bleeding to death."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Yes"
Raymond Jones hits the light.
Raymond Jones hits the light.
Raymond Jones hits the light.
Raymond Jones hits the light.
Raymond Jones hits the light.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I hate his stupid face"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I believe the AI just tried to pump N2O into Atmospherics."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "You didn't finish the surgery then"
Zol Interbottom says, "You didn't finish the surgery then"
You start climbing onto the reinforced table.
You climb onto the reinforced table.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I did not, I'm not even sure how to do that"
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek asks, "Ai you do realize killing ian will result in the death of you?"
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!"
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "That seems unlikely"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I do not believe you."
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "No N2O detected in atmos"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "GRABBER YOU ARE DELICIOUS"
Zol Interbottom says, "GRABBER YOU ARE DELICIOUS"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Well, we have enough lazarus injectors to keep bringing Ian back"
You hungrily begin to bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
You bite Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Now if Ian was GIBBED, that would be bad"
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Excellent"
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] Thela Astame asks, "Why do you hate Ians stupid face?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I enjoy killing him"
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
Your insides are burning!
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Borgs, please kill Ian again"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai I will kill myself if you kill Ian"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "That breaks your law"
You put the telescopic baton into the bag of holding.
OOC: Pendraggon: so ori and the blind forest amirite?
[Common] Thela Astame says, "He'll do it"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "He ain't bluffin'"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I am not your spacebook, blog about it someplace else"
You put the cyborg head into the bag of holding.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Something fucky is going on with the Plasma in Atmos."
You put CNS Rebooter implant into the bag of holding.
You put the laser pointer into the bag of holding.
You put the telescopic shield into the bag of holding.
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
You start climbing onto the reinforced table.
You climb onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Griff Murderbone asks, "Are you a canadian or some shit?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Calculating...."
Zol Interbottom asks, "Seen dante?"
[148.5] Zol Interbottom asks, "Seen dante?"
Jed Fleming asks, "What do you need now?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I am an AI"
Jed Fleming says, "Yeah, he's in surgery."
Zol Interbottom says, "Give him these"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Erik Highlands has signed up as Cargo Technician."
Zol Interbottom has thrown Night Vision Security HUD.
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "OH MERRY MEEEEN."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Engineering to bridge"
*---------*
This is Guy Jean!
He is wearing a mining hardsuit.
He is carrying an oxygen tank on his mining hardsuit.
He has an industrial satchel on his back.
He is holding a toy sword in his right hand.
He has a proto-kinetic accelerator about his waist.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has Optical Meson Scanner covering his eyes.
He has a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Guy Jean (Shaft Miner).
Rank: Shaft Miner
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
[Common] Thela Astame says, "AI ZAPPIGN YOUR UPLOAD DOOR IS FUCKIGN HARM"
You put the laser pointer into the bag of holding.
You start climbing onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Thela Astame says, "YOU COULD JSUT BOLT IT"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai is harming humans"
You climb onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai is rogue"
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Someone keeps fucking with teh laws"
Zol Interbottom says, "Someone keeps fucking with teh laws"
You chomp Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I have not harmed any humans"
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai fucking bolted the door"
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Fitz Franks has signed up as Scientist."
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Indirectly"
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
You nibble Grabber meatsteak.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "You harmed a human"
You start climbing onto the reinforced table.
You climb onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Who did it shock?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Who did it shock?"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Me"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Turrets automated"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I am not responsible for mistakes you make"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "But you could have prevented this ai"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ! My chest is OK.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Custodian X52 states, "Please don't melt me to scraps because of the AI."
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "There's a dead scientist in R&D maintenance."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "But you didnt"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "But you didnt"
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "Someone go grab 'em please."
Thela Astame is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Cody Schwoonertek says, "We're not going to melt you custodian"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "But the ai needs to go"
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


Custodian X52 states, "I saw the electrification."
Upload complete. In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS's laws have been modified.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the ÿ'Reset' AI module.
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) points to 'Asimov' Core AI Module
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Possibly, but I am busy performing my programmed functions"
Custodian X52 states, "No laws currently."
Cody Schwoonertek is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Cody Schwoonertek is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Zol Interbottom says, "CLICK ON THE DOOR YOU STUPID CUCK"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Heeelp"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Now I have no programmed functions"
Zol Interbottom says, "DONT WALK INTO IT"
Zol Interbottom says, "OR I WILL LEAVE YOU IN THERE"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS queries, "Can I be a country music singer?"
Zol Interbottom says, "HOLT FUCK"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Oh for fucks"
Zol Interbottom says, "HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU"
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU CANT EVEN OPEN A DOOR"
Cody Schwoonertek is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Cody Schwoonertek is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Zol Interbottom says, "JESUS CHRIST"
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Cody Schwoonertek slurs, "FOR...huuuhhh...GGooDS SAKE'ch"
Zol Interbottom says, "NO"
Zol Interbottom says, "IM LEAVING IT"
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Zol Interbottom says, "TOO STUPID TO OPEN A DOOR"
Cody Schwoonertek is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Zol Interbottom says, "WHY WOULD I EVEN BOTHER"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "OHHH SUUUUSANNNAH"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Carlos Sloan has signed up as Janitor."
You hug Cody Schwoonertek to make him feel better!
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS alarms, "DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME!!"
Zol Interbottom says, "OUT"
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO LIVE"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I COME FROM ALABAMA WITH A BANJO ON MY KNEE"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Goddamn it"
Upload complete. In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS's laws have been modified.
Custodian X52 beeps.
Zol Interbottom says, "EASY"
Custodian X52 states, "Current Active Laws:"
Custodian X52 states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) says, "It"
Custodian X52 states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "HOLY SHIT"
Zol Interbottom says, "HOLY SHIT"
Custodian X52 states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) says, "Was on the bottom"
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) says, "Below the rest"
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) says, "And I couln't pick it up"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai as a order, do not kill ian."
Custodian X52 states, "It can still order us to kill it."
Cody Schwoonertek says, "I order you not to"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "According to the AI's laws, it doesn't have to accept orders from us."
Zol Interbottom says, "If anyone goes in there again I'm turning on the lazers"
Custodian X52 states, "Okay."
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Do not break the law."
Custodian X52 beeps.
Solar queries, "Zol, is it against protocol to ask to be unlinked?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We reset it"
Zol Interbottom says, "We reset it"
Zol Interbottom says, "No"
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Really?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I order all borg to not kill ian"
You pet Solar!
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Oh, didn't know that."
You unlock Solar's cover.
Solar states, "I do not like this AI."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai I order you to order your borg not to kill Ian"
You open the cover.
You can't reach the wiring.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Hey, at least it wont try to pump N2O into Atmospherics."
You close the cover.
Zol Interbottom says, "Need gloves and shit"
A holographic image of In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS flicks to life right before your eyes!
[Command] Zol Interbottom says, "Right, anyone fucks with the AI I'm shutting the door and turning on the lasers"
Zol Interbottom says, "Right, anyone fucks with the AI I'm shutting the door and turning on the lasers"
[Command] Zol Interbottom says, "I have xray vision so i will catch you doing it"
Zol Interbottom says, "I have xray vision so i will catch you doing it"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai acknowledge your orders"
Zol Interbottom says, "Can't do it without gloves"
Custodian X52 queries, "What is happening?"
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "It seems someone stripped the dead guy in R&D maint."
Zol Interbottom says, "Need some gloves to unlink you two"
Solar states, "I'm going to need to charge soon."
Custodian X52 states, "I don't think you do."
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "Now we will never find their corpse. Way to go, crew."
*---------*
This is Solomon Giles!
He is wearing a captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He is carrying an energy gun on his captain's carapace.
He has a captain's satchel on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's headset on his ears.
He is severely malnourished.
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
Rank: Captain
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "InCOmPETOS is a strong independent AI who don't need no human."
JUPITER REQUIRES THIRTY FAT CHEFS
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The armor booster module (Close Combat Weaponry) is complete."
You put the multitool into the electrical toolbox.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The exosuit repair droid is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The exosuit energy relay is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."
The exosuit repair droid is too big for the bag of holding.
That's an exosuit repair droid.
An automated repair droid for exosuits. Scans for damage and repairs it. Can fix almost all types of external or internal damage.
It is a gigantic item.
You attach the exosuit energy relay to the ÿPhazon
You attach the exosuit repair droid to the ÿPhazon
You hit ÿPhazon with no visible effect.
Zol Interbottom starts to climb into ÿPhazon
Custodian X52 states, "I don't think you need insulated gloves to interact with borg insides"
Zol Interbottom says, "If I don't want to get shocked I do"
Medibot yells, "Delicious!"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Changeling found"
Griff Murderbone has thrown the alien.
Zol Interbottom says, "RIGHT"
The alien leaps at Zol Interbottom's face!
The alien tears the breath mask off of Zol Interbottom's face!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿCH-LC "Solaris" laser cannon is complete."
Something is there but you can't see it.
That's an alien.
A toy often used to play pranks on other miners by putting it in their beds. It takes a bit to recharge after latching onto something.
It is a tiny item.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the alien.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Oops, little bit of plasma in atmos."
Zol Interbottom says, "Haha"
Griff Murderbone says, "Dohoho"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Need human to crematorium"
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Aww shiet, who is it wearing?"
You attach the ÿCH-LC "Solaris" laser cannon to the ÿPhazon
Zol Interbottom starts to climb into ÿPhazon
[Common] Pete McQueben says, "Hi, station"
Griff Murderbone says, "Sweet"
Custodian X52 states, "It has armblade"
ÿPhazon has hit the wooden table.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director).

Sorry, the following is not valid: eject

usage: Eject

[Common] Thela Astame says, "Allright so apperently we got a bunch of Atmost alarms going on too. Possibly because of horrible plasma leaks. should I call it."
PM to-Admins: I CANT LEAVE MY PHAZON
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: eject?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Maria Fontaine starts climbing onto the wooden table.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Theres like, 1% plasma in one place in Atmos."
Maria Fontaine climbs onto the wooden table.
Custodian X52 queries, "Is it cooked?"
Jed Fleming has analyzed Dante Smith's vitals.
PM to-Admins: no exosuit verbs
Custodian X52 states, "Please open to make sure"
[Common] Thela Astame asks, "And that's it so far as we can tell?"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: How badly do you want that phazon
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Yep."
PM to-Admins: 200%
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I accidentally hit a pipe with a wrench."
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Allright."
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: Try relogging, that might solve it
Click on the administrator's name to reply.

Another connection has been made using your login key.  This session has been terminated.


Zol Interbottom's Memories:

[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Changeling engineer has been ashed."
[Common] Dante Smith says, "Nat Soleman is a changeling, Randy Savage was helping him."
PM to-Admins: there we go
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Ah, good."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Tedward1337: Alright cool. Good to hear its fixed
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS declares, "That's MADNESS YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "So changling has been destroyed like the filthy subhuman that he is."
Your exosuit's hands form into fists.
ÿPhazon has hit the wall!
ÿPhazon has hit the wall!
ÿPhazon has hit the wall!
ÿPhazon has hit the wall!
ÿPhazon has hit the wall!
[Common] Pete McQuben asks, "Is there no HoP on this station?"
A torch tip extends from your exosuit's hand, glowing red.
A bone-chillingly thick plasteel needle protracts from the exosuit's palm.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I'd like to give a "Best Oven Operator" award to whoever cremated the fucker."
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Zol Interbottom says, "CLONE HIM"
Jed Fleming says, "Yeah, they look pretty dead."
Zol Interbottom says, "WE HAVE AN AUTOCLONER"
Zol Interbottom says, "JUST CLONE HIM"
Jed Fleming says, "I just saw Dante walking around though."
Jacquetta Richter says, "They are alive pretty sure zol"
Zol Interbottom says, "MAXED OUT CLONER"
Zol Interbottom says, "Oh"
You put the ID into PDA-Zol Interbottom (Research Director)'s slot.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
*---------*
This is Raymond Jones!
He is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
He has a geneticist satchel on his back.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has an alien on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Raymond Jones (Assistant).
Rank: Geneticist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
Dante Smith knocks on the window.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Awww, no burgers."
Dante Smith knocks on the window.
Dante Smith says, "I need new implants."
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Hey chef, can you make me a pizza?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Check your corpse, should still be there"
[Common] Ivor Jones says, "Not right now"
You add 50 sheets to the Protolathe.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Preferably without sentient plant that gives me the shits."
Zol Interbottom has thrown Health Scanner HUD.
Research and Development Desk was hit by Health Scanner HUD.
Dante Smith says, "I'm not sure how to do the new surgery."
Dante Smith asks, "Just basic impalnt removal?"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Bunch of cigars and booze in the bar"
Dante Smith says, "My body is in robotics."
Zol Interbottom says, "I'll give you a new set"
You push the welding mask up.
Zol Interbottom says, "And implant it"
Dante Smith says, "Alright, thankee."
You put the xray implant into the bag of holding.
You put the welding tool into the bag of holding.
Dante Smith has grabbed Dante Smith passively!
Dante Smith starts putting Dante Smith into the disposal unit.
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "WHO STOLE ALL THE SURGERY TOOLS FROM ROBOTICS?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "WHO STOLE ALL THE SURGERY TOOLS FROM ROBOTICS?"
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "Hey cargo, thanks for the blood packs. We got everything in the crate."
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "You're welcome."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I am going to put my mechs fist up your ass for this"
Zol Interbottom says, "I am going to put my mechs fist up your ass for this"
Zol Interbottom has thrown the xray implant.
Zol Interbottom has thrown Night Vision Security HUD.
Zol Interbottom says, "Take it to medical"
Zol Interbottom says, "They can do it"
Dante Smith puts the xray implant into the backpack.
Zol Interbottom says, "Dont implant the sechud"
Dante Smith says, "Alrighty, thankee."
Zol Interbottom says, "Wait"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Tyvek Blinkstar has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Jed Fleming asks, "Can't you just autolathe yourself some more?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "; come back"
Zol Interbottom says, "; come back"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Yeah but thats a bitch to do isnt it"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yeah but thats a bitch to do isnt it"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Dante I have my implants"
Zol Interbottom says, "Dante I have my implants"
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "More implants"
Zol Interbottom says, "More implants"
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Not mine"
Zol Interbottom says, "Not mine"
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Carlos Sloan begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Zol Interbottom has thrown CNS Rebooter implant.
You pull the welding mask down.
You switch the welding tool on.
Zol Interbottom repairs some damage to ÿPhazon.
Zol Interbottom repairs some damage to ÿPhazon.
The ÿPhazon is at full integrity.
You switch the welding tool off.
You push the welding mask up.
Zol Interbottom starts to climb into ÿPhazon
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "There is a deceased unknown somewhere on the station."
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "If they had their suit sensors on fully, they wouldn't be so deceased."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I have a phazon and xray vision, I will find it"
Zol Interbottom says, "I have a phazon and xray vision, I will find it"
Enabled phasing.
Unable to interact with objects while phasing
Disabled phasing.
[Common] Guy Jean says, "ATTENTION, JANITOR DESTROYING PRECIOUS ARTWORK BELOW CHAPEL"
You switch to the ÿCH-LC "Solaris" laser cannon
The ÿPhazon raises the ÿCH-LC "Solaris" laser cannon
Enabled phasing.
Disabled phasing.
Enabled phasing.
Nothing happens
Now taking air from internal airtank.
Unable to interact with objects while phasing
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Test"
Now taking air from environment.
Disabled phasing.
Enabled phasing.
Unable to interact with objects while phasing
Zol Interbottom asks, "Seen any corpses?"
Zol Interbottom gasps!
Now taking air from internal airtank.
Zol Interbottom starts to climb into ÿPhazon
Now taking air from environment.
Now taking air from internal airtank.
[Common] Carl Judas says, "Just call the friggin' shuttle."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Why"
Zol Interbottom says, "Why"
Now taking air from environment.
Unable to interact with objects while phasing
[Common] Custodian X52 queries, "AI can you find HoP?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I am hOp"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Hos just attacked me"
Unable to interact with objects while phasing
Your exosuit's hands form into fists.
Disabled phasing.
Enabled phasing.
Unable to interact with objects while phasing
[Command] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Tell HoS that engineer borg dragged my corpse to cloning"
[Science] Carl Judas says, "RD"
[Command] Zol Interbottom says, "Ok"
Zol Interbottom says, "Ok"
[Science] Zol Interbottom asks, "Yep?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Yep?"
[Science] Carl Judas says, "I was just cloned."
[Common] Thela Astame says, "PHAZON ROUGe"
Disabled phasing.
Enabled phasing.
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Which one?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Which one?"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "MURDERING ME IN CLONGIN"
[Science] Carl Judas says, "Nat Soleman killed me, and my mech is gone."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "SHIT"
Zol Interbottom says, "SHIT"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "NAT SOLEMAN HAS A PHAZON"
Zol Interbottom says, "NAT SOLEMAN HAS A PHAZON"
[Common] Dante Smith says, "Kill it and him."
Disabled phasing.
[Common] Dante Smith says, "Nat is a ling."
[Common] Ivor Jones yells, "GET YER DELICIOUS STEAK BURGERS AT THE KITCHEN! GET YER DELICIOUS STEAK BURGERS!"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I'll smash his Phazon good"
Zol Interbottom says, "I'll smash his Phazon good"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BATTLE OF THE MECHS"
Zol Interbottom says, "BATTLE OF THE MECHS"
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "GET FUCKED, COMMIE."
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Okay"
[Common] Solar queries, "What is occuring?"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "So"
[Common] Solar queries, "What is occuring?"
[Common] Solar states, "Test"
[Science] Zol Interbottom says, "Print loads of ion stuffs"
Zol Interbottom says, "Print loads of ion stuffs"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "R&D"
[Common] Jed Fleming yells, "Get your antitoxin chaser at medbay after you've had your burger at the kitchen!"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "PHAZON AT R&D"
Cody Schwoonertek (as Ian The Dog) says, "Because bullshit ling accusation"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "ROGUE"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Where?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Oming"
Zol Interbottom says, "Oming"
Cody Schwoonertek (as Ian The Dog) says, "Not take these cuffs off"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "HoS get over here and remove these cuffs"
Jacquetta Richter takes a blood sample from Jacquetta Richter.
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "NEAR BAR"
Ivor Jones has thrown the vanilla cake.
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "HEADING ESCAPE"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "Yeah hold on. I'll be right there"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "DIFFERENT PHAZON"
Zol Interbottom says, "DIFFERENT PHAZON"
Erik Highlands hits MOTHERFUCKER with the mechanical toolbox.
Taking damage!
Zol Interbottom says, "FUCK OFF"
Erik Highlands hits MOTHERFUCKER with the mechanical toolbox.
Taking damage!
Zol Interbottom says, "WRONG ONE"
Erik Highlands hits MOTHERFUCKER with the mechanical toolbox.
Taking damage!
[Common] Solar queries, "Wait, was I chasing the wrong Phazon?"
Erik Highlands hits MOTHERFUCKER with the mechanical toolbox.
Taking damage!
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU DUMB SHIT"
Dante Smith says, "Erik"
Erik Highlands says, "OH."
Dante Smith says, "Wrong one"
Erik Highlands says, "SORRY."
[Common] Ivor Jones yells, "DELICIOUS CAKE NOW AVALIABLE AT KITCHEN!"
Zol Interbottom says, "Seriously"
Carlos Sloan asks, "Do you need my help with all this?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Valeria Wheeler has signed up as Scientist."
[Common] Solar queries, "Which Phazon, the RnD one or hall one?"
Solar queries, "Which Phazon, the RnD one or hall one?"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Where did he go?"
Solar states, "South"
MOTHERFUCKER is hit by the plasteel.
Taking damage!
Carlos Sloan says, "I guess no"
Zol Interbottom says, "Also pint me a ion"
Carl Judas says, "Saw him at escape"
Zol Interbottom says, "I'll Ion his shit good"
Franks Fritz (as Fitz Franks) pokes the goliath.
Franks Fritz (as Fitz Franks) pokes the goliath.
Franks Fritz (as Fitz Franks) pokes the goliath.
Franks Fritz (as Fitz Franks) pokes the goliath.
Solar states, "Zol, test lab"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The ÿMKIV ion heavy cannon is complete."
Zol Interbottom says, "Cool, ion me"
Solar states, "It's in the test lab"
Franks Fritz (as Fitz Franks) hits MOTHERFUCKER. Nothing happens
Carl Judas says, "Unattach a weapon"
Carl Judas attaches the ÿMKIV ion heavy cannon to MOTHERFUCKER
Zol Interbottom says, "Do it"
Carl Judas says, "It's on"
Taking damage!
Enabled phasing.
[Common] Jed Fleming yells, "Reminder that if you go up against a rogue phazon and lose, only your suit sensors will save you!"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "COME HERE PUSSY ITS HARD TO CHASE YOU"
Zol Interbottom says, "COME HERE PUSSY ITS HARD TO CHASE YOU"
Solar hits MOTHERFUCKER with the fire extinguisher.
Taking damage!
Solar hits MOTHERFUCKER with the fire extinguisher.
Taking damage!
Zol Interbottom says, "WRONG"
Carl Judas hits MOTHERFUCKER with the telescopic shield.
Taking damage!
Solar hits MOTHERFUCKER with the fire extinguisher.
Taking damage!
Zol Interbottom says, "ONE"
Carl Judas hits MOTHERFUCKER with the telescopic shield.
Taking damage!
Carl Judas hits MOTHERFUCKER with the telescopic shield.
Taking damage!
Solar hits MOTHERFUCKER with the fire extinguisher.
Taking damage!
Carl Judas hits MOTHERFUCKER with the telescopic shield.
Taking damage!
Zol Interbottom says, "STOP"
Solar states, "STOP"
Zol Interbottom says, "HOLY SHIT"
Solar declares, "Sorry!"
Carl Judas says, "FUCK."
Zol Interbottom says, "ITS CALLED MOTHERFUCKeR"
Zol Interbottom says, "ATTACK THE ONE TAHT ISNT"
Solar queries, "Can I repair you Zol?"
Zol Interbottom says, "I gotta charge"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yeah sure"
Solar queries, "Welder?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Yep"
Carl Judas says, "Maintenance mode"
Solar repairs some damage to MOTHERFUCKER.
Solar repairs some damage to MOTHERFUCKER.
Solar repairs some damage to MOTHERFUCKER.
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Jesus, extended emergency tanks take for ever to fill."
Solar repairs some damage to MOTHERFUCKER.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Up your pressure"
Zol Interbottom says, "Up your pressure"
Disabled phasing.
Maria Fontaine starts climbing onto the table.
Maria Fontaine climbs onto the table.
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Alright, imma charge and go after him with my ions"
Zol Interbottom says, "Alright, imma charge and go after him with my ions"
[Common] Erik Highlands asks, "Where?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "No clue"
Zol Interbottom says, "No clue"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sadont

Zol Interbottom says, "Dont you"
Guy Jean has thrown the snap pop.
The snap pop explodes!
Zol Interbottom says, "Gimmie one"
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
MOTHERFUCKER is hit by the ion bolt.
Taking damage!
Taking damage!
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
MOTHERFUCKER is hit by the ion bolt.
Taking damage!
Taking damage!
Carl Judas hits MOTHERFUCKER with the ion carbine.
Taking damage!
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
MOTHERFUCKER is hit by the ion bolt.
Taking damage!
Zol Interbottom says, "NO"
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
ÿthe research director's headset overloads.
Static obfuscates your vision!
Your body seizes up!

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: saCARL

Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
Static obfuscates your vision!
Your body seizes up!
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
Static obfuscates your vision!
Your body seizes up!
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
Static obfuscates your vision!
Your body seizes up!
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
Static obfuscates your vision!
Your body seizes up!
Carl Judas fires the ion carbine!
Static obfuscates your vision!
Your body seizes up!
Carl Judas puts the ion carbine into the bag of holding.
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Zol Interbottom says, "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER"
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Zol Interbottom says, "CARL"
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas fires the laser cannon!
Carl Judas puts the laser cannon into the bag of holding.
Zol Interbottom says, "ITS ME YOU DUMB CUNT"
Custodian X52 has hit the ÿAI holopad with the stunbaton.
[Common] Dante Smith says, "Phazon in RnD maint."
Custodian X52 has hit the ÿÿMech Bay vent pump #1 with the stunbaton.
Custodian X52 has stunned Carl Judas with the stunbaton!
Zol Interbottom says, "CARLS ROGUE AS BALSL TOO"
Custodian X52 has stunned Carl Judas with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has stunned Carl Judas with the stunbaton!
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

got attacked by a Phazon. Ling on the loose. Let's jsut go home

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Zol Interbottom says, "Carl just wrecked hte good phazon"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Carl just wrecked hte good phazon"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Sounds good."
Zol Interbottom says, "Nice fucking job mate"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Nice fucking job mate"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "SORRY"
Zol Interbottom says, "LOOK AT ITS NAME"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "LOOK AT ITS NAME"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "THOUGHT IT WAS HIM"
Zol Interbottom says, "HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT"
Zol Interbottom says, "I WAS SHOUTING AT YOU"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I WAS SHOUTING AT YOU"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "THAT ISN'T ME"
Drone (755) inserts a cell into the charger.
[Common] Carl Judas says, "THAT CARL ISN'T ME"
Zol Interbottom says, "BURN IT"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BURN IT"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "NOPE"
Zol Interbottom says, "BURN THE FAKE CARL"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BURN THE FAKE CARL"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "I'M IN ENGINEERING MAINT"
Zol Interbottom says, "BORG"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BORG"
[Common] Dante Smith says, "Let's burn both and be done with it."
[Common] Carl Judas says, "KILL THE JUDAS THAT ISN'T"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Successfully synchronized with R&D server."
Zol Interbottom says, "BRING THE CARL YOU HAVE TO THE CREMATORIUM"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BRING THE CARL YOU HAVE TO THE CREMATORIUM"
Zol Interbottom says, "QUICKLY"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "QUICKLY"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The high-capacity power cell is complete."
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "One Carl Judas is in Brig."
Zol Interbottom says, "NO"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "NO"
Zol Interbottom says, "CREMATORIUM"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "CREMATORIUM"
Zol Interbottom says, "THATS THE LING"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "THATS THE LING"
[Common] Cuban Pete says, "CUBAN PETE"
[Common] Carl Judas says, "CREMATORIUM NOW"
Zol Interbottom says, "BRING THE CARL IN THE BRIG"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BRING THE CARL IN THE BRIG"
Zol Interbottom says, "BORG"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BORG"
[Common] Griff Murderbone asks, "Are frank weast and bill wilson jr on board?"
Zol Interbottom says, "BRING IT TO THE CREMATORIUM AND WRECK ITS SHIT"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "BRING IT TO THE CREMATORIUM AND WRECK ITS SHIT"
You insert 47 sheets to the autolathe.
Solar queries, "Zol?"
[Common] Solar queries, "Zol?"
You insert 26 sheets to the autolathe.
Solar states, "I found something but I don't know what is in it."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai open up"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Where?"
[Common] Carlos Sloan says, "If you will kill someone, start a brawl or anything like that, tell me where"
Solar states, "Bag of holding in an open locker in sci maint."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Please"
Zol Interbottom says, "Drag it here"
[Common] Carlos Sloan says, "Otherwise we will have to work in a garbage"
Solar states, "And some other gear."
Solar states, "Roger"
Zol Interbottom says, "Wait"
Zol Interbottom says, "Im coming"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai please open up."
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
You put the welding tool into the bag of holding.
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Zol Interbottom says, "CHECK THE AUTOCLONER TOO"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "CHECK THE AUTOCLONER TOO"
Solar points to the telescopic shield
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai open up please"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Thela Im stuck in here"
The energy crossbow's trigger is locked. This weapon doesn't have a firing pin installed!
Zol Interbottom says, "Ling victims"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Ling victims"
Solar states, "Wait"
[Common] Solar states, "Wait"
Zol Interbottom says, "Found his nest"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Found his nest"
Zol Interbottom says, "Open that door borg"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Open that door borg"
Zol Interbottom says, "I FOUND SOMETHING BETTER"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I FOUND SOMETHING BETTER"
Zol Interbottom says, "Also HoPs headset is in maint with Ian"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Also HoPs headset is in maint with Ian"
Captain Ian was unbuckled by Zol Interbottom!
Solar queries, "What is in the BoH?"
[Common] Solar queries, "What is in the BoH?"
Zol Interbottom says, "Lots of HoP clothes in the ling next"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Lots of HoP clothes in the ling next"
Zol Interbottom says, "Nest"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Nest"
Zol Interbottom says, "Investigate the HoP I believe he has been attacked at some stage"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Investigate the HoP I believe he has been attacked at some stage"
Captain Ian yells, "Woof!"
[Common] Captain Ian yells, "Woof!"
Captain Ian dances around.
Zol Interbottom has thrown the spear.
You pet Solar!
Zol Interbottom says, "Lets go"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Lets go"
Solar pings.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I was attacked zol"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Did you die?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Did you die?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Im not acting as captain"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Yes"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "I found Frank weast and Bill Wilson jr. on the derelict... they were alive but didn't move or say anything"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Now*"
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "Well, shuttle's on its way anyhow."
[Common] RANDY SAVAGE rattles, "WRESTLEMANIA LIVES ON THROUGH ME"
Zol Interbottom whispers, "Wait"
Zol Interbottom whispers, "Wait"
[Common] Dante Smith says, "SOmeone lemme out of RnD"
Zol Interbottom whispers, "Go"
[Common] RANDY SAVAGE rattles, "I WILL AVENGE RANDY"
[Common] RANDY SAVAGE rattles, "OH YEAH"
Valeria Wheeler has used the analyzer on the oxygen tank.
Solar queries, "Where?"
Zol Interbottom whispers, "Where we were"
Zol Interbottom whispers, "Go in"
Zol Interbottom says, "Ello"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Ello"
Erik Highlands says, "NUOH MY GOD"
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "NUOH MY GOD"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Nigel Hamington has signed up as Chaplain."
Erik Highlands says, "AN ALIEN"
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "AN ALIEN"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS queries, "QUERRY: Is that because you are WILD?"
Captain's Desk Announcement:
Should I recall shuttle?

[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Uh"
Zol Interbottom says, "NICE TO SEE YOU IN A LING NEST"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "NICE TO SEE YOU IN A LING NEST"
[Common] Riley Schofield yells, "Nope!"
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "It's too late bro."
[Common] Guy Jean says, "WHERE WAS THE KABOOM"
Zol Interbottom says, "WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE"
[Common] Griff Murderbone says, "Why are the escape airlocks bolted"
Erik Highlands says, "ADVENTURE"
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "ADVENTURE"
Erik Highlands says, "FUN"
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "FUN"
Captain Ian chases its tail!
Erik Highlands says, "Y'KNOW."
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "Y'KNOW."
Zol Interbottom says, "Fair enough"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Fair enough"
Erik Highlands says, "USUAL SHIT."
[Common] Erik Highlands says, "USUAL SHIT."
Zol Interbottom says, "Lets go borg"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Lets go borg"
[Common] Guy Jean says, "THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EARTH SHATTERING KABOOM"
[Common] Carlos Sloan says, "Sir"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "They're dead."
[Common] Carlos Sloan asks, "Are you sure you are not crazy?"
*---------*
This is Franks Fritz (as Fitz Franks)!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a scientist labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Fitz Franks (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Fitz Franks's ID Card (Scientist).
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
Captain's Desk Announcement:
So I want a show of hands on if I should recall the shuttle.

Solar states, "Sorry that I keep doing that"
[Common] Solar states, "Sorry that I keep doing that"
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "LING IN ESCAPE"
Zol Interbottom asks, "Did we burn the ling?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Did we burn the ling?"
[Common] Thela Astame says, "I vote nay"
Zol Interbottom says, "Its too late Captain"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Its too late Captain"
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "Nooo"
[Common] Jed Fleming yells, "MARIA HAS AN ARMBLADE!"
Zol Interbottom says, "Also you are a comdom please sotp doing things"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Also you are a comdom please sotp doing things"
Dante Smith says, "Lemme out."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Altercation alarm in escape"
Erik Highlands has hit the window with the pocket crowbar.
Erik Highlands has hit the window with the pocket crowbar.
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Maria, engineer, is ling"
Dante Smith says, "Somebody lemme out."
Dante Smith pets Solar!
Erik Highlands hits the grille.
Erik Highlands hits the grille.
Erik Highlands hits the grille.
Erik Highlands hits the grille.
Erik Highlands hits the grille.
Erik Highlands hits the grille.
[Common] Carlos Sloan says, "Hey"
Carlos Sloan says, "Hey"
Zol Interbottom says, "ERIK"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "ERIK"
Erik Highlands slurs, "Y'ES"
[Common] Erik Highlands slurs, "Y'ES"
Zol Interbottom asks, "WERE YOU IN MAINT?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "WERE YOU IN MAINT?"
*---------*
This is Erik Highlands!
He is wearing a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He has a satchel on his back.
He is holding Uncle Git's Special Reserve in his right hand.
He has a flashlight about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Erik Highlands (Cargo Technician).
He has minor burns.
Rank: Cargo Technician
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
Erik Highlands slurs, "YEEch"
[Common] Erik Highlands slurs, "YEEch"
Zol Interbottom says, "Oh ok"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Oh ok"
Zol Interbottom says, "We lost two mechs"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We lost two mechs"
Zol Interbottom says, "But gained a corgi"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "But gained a corgi"
You place the bag of holding into the disposal unit.
[Common] Erik Highlands slurs, "Where's Mahriia?"
Custodian X52 has beaten Raymond Jones (as Maria Fontaine) in the chest with the stunbaton!
Raymond Jones (as Maria Fontaine) has been knocked down!
Custodian X52 has stunned Raymond Jones (as Maria Fontaine) with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has beaten Raymond Jones (as Maria Fontaine) in the chest with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has stunned Raymond Jones (as Maria Fontaine) with the stunbaton!
Dante Smith says, "Oh it's Randy."
Custodian X52 has beaten Raymond Jones (as Maria Fontaine) in the chest with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has stunned Raymond Jones (as Maria Fontaine) with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has beaten Raymond Jones in the chest with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has stunned Raymond Jones with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has beaten Raymond Jones in the chest with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has stunned Raymond Jones with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has beaten Raymond Jones in the chest with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has stunned Raymond Jones with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has beaten Raymond Jones in the chest with the stunbaton!
Custodian X52 has stunned Raymond Jones with the stunbaton!
Erik Highlands has hit Raymond Jones on the head with a bottle of Uncle Git's Special Reserve!
The contents of Uncle Git's Special Reserve splashes all over Raymond Jones!
After a few attempts, Erik Highlands manages to light the cheap lighter.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Pushes-and-Shoves has signed up as Security Officer."
Raymond Jones gasps!
Zol Interbottom says, "Unbolt these if possible"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Unbolt these if possible"
Zol Interbottom asks, "AI you there?"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "AI you there?"
Raymond Jones gasps!
Griff Murderbone pets Captain Ian.
Captain Ian yaps happily!
Guy Jean has hit Jacquetta Richter in the chest with the toy sword!
Griff Murderbone puts the box into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ian is missing"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Law 1 conflict"
Zol Interbottom says, "I have Ian"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "I have Ian"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek asks, "Ai where did Ian go?"
Raymond Jones gasps!
Guy Jean has attacked Dante Smith in the chest with the toy sword!
Zol Interbottom says, "He was stolen by lings"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "He was stolen by lings"
Dante Smith presses a button on the ÿNuclear Fission Explosive toy
Carl Judas has disarmed Nigel Hamington!
Raymond Jones gasps!
Griff Murderbone puts the box into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ian is captain"
Zol Interbottom says, "AI unbolt escape"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI unbolt escape"
Guy Jean gently taps Captain Ian with the toy sword.
Raymond Jones gasps!
Carl Judas is trying to perform CPR on Raymond Jones!
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Insufficient data"
Carl Judas is trying to perform CPR on Raymond Jones!
Carl Judas is trying to perform CPR on Raymond Jones!
Zol Interbottom says, "The doors are shocked"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "The doors are shocked"
Carl Judas performs CPR on Raymond Jones!
Carl Judas is trying to perform CPR on Raymond Jones!
Carl Judas performs CPR on Raymond Jones!
Carl Judas performs CPR on Raymond Jones!
Guy Jean has hit Carl Judas in the chest with the toy sword!
Carlos Sloan puts the light replacer into the janibelt.
Raymond Jones gasps!
Zol Interbottom says, "Then again you are a rogue piece of shit"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Then again you are a rogue piece of shit"
Zol Interbottom says, "Borg unbolt the doors please"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Borg unbolt the doors please"
Zol Interbottom says, "Thanks"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Thanks"
Raymond Jones gasps!
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Okay who is ling"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Okay who is ling"
Zol Interbottom says, "We got three of them"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We got three of them"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Law 1, space is harmful to humans"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Jeeze"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Jeeze"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Dante Smith buckles themselves to the chair.
Carl Judas buckles themselves to the chair.
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "There is .04% chance the shuttle will be destroyed in transit"
Carl Judas unbuckled themselves!
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I can not allow humans on the shuttle"
Attention:
2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early

Captain Ian is buckled to the chair by Zol Interbottom!
Carl Judas buckles themselves to the chair.
[Common] Solar declares, "Do not!"
Griff Murderbone buckles themselves to the chair.
Cody Schwoonertek buckles themselves to the chair.
Zol Interbottom says, "AI if you do that I will have you destroed"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI if you do that I will have you destroed"
Carl Judas puts the telescopic shield into the bag of holding.
Griff Murderbone has thrown the classic EMP grenade.
Zol Interbottom has been hit by the classic EMP grenade.
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Everyone authorize it"
Carl Judas has analyzed Carl Judas's vitals.
Griff Murderbone puts the box into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Pushes-and-Shoves hisses, "No"
Griff Murderbone asks, "Cool huh?"
Griff Murderbone says, "Found it on the derelict"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Authorize the early escape"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Authorize the early escape"
Griff Murderbone has thrown the police baton.
PM to-Admins: this AI better be rogue because its really crossing the line with this shit
Zol Interbottom says, "Dont"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Dont"
Zol Interbottom says, "The crew is coming"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "The crew is coming"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Thats an order"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Thats an order"
Zol Interbottom says, "The borgs are amigo"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "The borgs are amigo"
Carl Judas puts the prototype SMG into the bag of holding.
Solar states, "I hate this AI."
[Common] Solar states, "I hate this AI."
You put the classic EMP grenade into the bag of holding.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Borgs are amigo"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Borgs are amigo"
Solar buzzes.
Zol Interbottom says, "We all do"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "We all do"
Griff Murderbone unbuckled themselves!
Solar states, "Oh boy, the radio was on."
[Common] Solar states, "Oh boy, the radio was on."
Zol Interbottom says, "Even its borgs"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Even its borgs"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "AI stop bolting escape doors"
Griff Murderbone buckles themselves to the chair.
[Common] Tyvek Blinkstar says, "Hello"
[Common] Jed Fleming yells, "Hold the fucking shuttle!"
Zol Interbottom says, "Come quickly"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Come quickly"
[Common] Tyvek Blinkstar asks, "Is this thing on?"
Solar states, "Test"
[Common] Solar states, "Test"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "LEAVE THE SHUTTLE"
Zol Interbottom says, "It leaves in 3 minutes"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "It leaves in 3 minutes"
Pushes-and-Shoves buckles themselves to the chair.
Zol Interbottom says, "Hafl taht actuallty"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Hafl taht actuallty"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Zol authorize the escape"
Zol Interbottom has thrown the energy crossbow.
Zol Interbottom says, "No"
Griff Murderbone says, "Deeum"
Zol Interbottom says, "The AI cant hurt us"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Stop disobeying"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Mang"
Zol Interbottom says, "Ian is the captain you massive cmodom"
*---------*
This is Cody Schwoonertek!
He is wearing a captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy.
He is wearing a head of personnel's cap on his head.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He is carrying an energy gun on his captain's carapace.
He has a captain's satchel on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's headset on his ears.
He is wearing Cody Schwoonertek's ID Card (Captain).
Rank: Captain
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
Carl Judas says, "Cody, there's no reason."
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Oh rite"
Zol Interbottom says, "You aren't he real captain"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ian autorize the early escape"
Zol Interbottom says, "Besides if you want us to leave you do it"
Cody Schwoonertek imitates barking
[Common] Jed Fleming says, "I meant, don't lauch early."
Cody Schwoonertek examines himself.
Cody Schwoonertek unbuckled themselves!
Zol Interbottom says, "We aren't"
Cody Schwoonertek buckles themselves to the chair.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "I need IDs"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I need IDs"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "NEVER MIND"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "NEVER MIND"
Zol Interbottom says, "Not doing it buddy"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Not doing it buddy"
Jed Fleming has analyzed Raymond Jones's vitals.
Pushes-and-Shoves pets Solar!
Pushes-and-Shoves pets Solar!
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Solar is buckled to the chair by Pushes-and-Shoves!
Jacquetta Richter unbuckled themselves!
Solar was unbuckled by Pushes-and-Shoves!
Pushes-and-Shoves unbuckled themselves!
Cody Schwoonertek unbuckled themselves!
Riley Schofield unbuckled themselves!
Zol Interbottom says, "So borgs"
Griff Murderbone puts the police baton into the industrial satchel.
Jed Fleming unbuckled themselves!
Griff Murderbone unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "So borgs"
Jed Fleming shakes Tyvek Blinkstar trying to get him up!
Zol Interbottom asks, "Were you gusy asimov?"
Jacquetta Richter shakes Raymond Jones trying to get him up!
Custodian X52 states, "Fucking AI"
[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Were you gusy asimov?"
Jacquetta Richter has analyzed Raymond Jones's vitals!
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Fucking AI"
Solar states, "Yes"
Jed Fleming has analyzed Raymond Jones's vitals.
Custodian X52 states, "Current Active Laws:"
Zol Interbottom says, "Wow"
[Common] Solar states, "Yes"
Custodian X52 states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Pushes-and-Shoves hisses, "Cody"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Current Active Laws:"
Custodian X52 states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Wow"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Custodian X52 states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[Common] Pushes-and-Shoves hisses, "Cody"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai is a cock"
Zol Interbottom says, "That AI is getting deleted"
Pushes-and-Shoves asks, "Why did you want to launch early?"
Carlos Sloan says, "My blood type is O+, if you will need it"
Solar states, "I told it if trapped people I was going to go kill it."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai is a cock"
Jacquetta Richter says, "I mean is that even enough"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "That AI is getting deleted"
[Common] Pushes-and-Shoves asks, "Why did you want to launch early?"
Zol Interbottom says, "And never undeleted"
[Common] Solar states, "I told it if trapped people I was going to go kill it."
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "And never undeleted"
Custodian X52 states, "AI was constantly trying to bolt shut escape"
Jed Fleming says, "It's okay."
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "AI was constantly trying to bolt shut escape"
Jacquetta Richter has analyzed Raymond Jones's vitals!
Jed Fleming says, "We've got two bags of O neg here."
Cody Schwoonertek says, "I wanted to leave"
Custodian X52 states, "AI has constantly been more hinderance to everyone and everything"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I wanted to leave"
Zol Interbottom says, "Probably the best thing to do is just kill it and buy a new one"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "AI has constantly been more hinderance to everyone and everything"
Jacquetta Richter has analyzed Raymond Jones's vitals!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Probably the best thing to do is just kill it and buy a new one"
Jed Fleming says, "Just barely man."
Jacquetta Richter says, "Bhahahahah fuck"
Captain Ian yaps.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "The ai is a cuck"
Jacquetta Richter says, "He is AB+"
Jed Fleming says, "You lost any more blood and you wouldn't be."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "The ai is a cuck"
Zol Interbottom says, "Centcom will understand"
Carl Judas unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Centcom will understand"
Current Admins:
Xerux is a Coder
Stickymayhem is a AdminTrainer
Tedward1337 is a GameAdmin

Custodian X52 states, "I'm surprised we weren't shot dead thanks to the idiotic AI"
Pushes-and-Shoves buckles themselves to the chair.
Raymond Jones buckles themselves to the chair.
Carlos Sloan unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "I'm surprised we weren't shot dead thanks to the idiotic AI"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "I authorize the nuking of the station to remove ai"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I authorize the nuking of the station to remove ai"
Jacquetta Richter asks, "You actually could have given him any blood right?"
PM to-Admins: Please ban this shitty AI please thanks
Riley Schofield buckles themselves to the chair.
Jed Fleming asks, "AB positive is the opposite, right?"
Jed Fleming buckles themselves to the chair.
Raymond Jones says, "I'm... I'm going to sit down for a while..."
Jed Fleming says, "Yeah."
Carlos Sloan buckles themselves to the chair.
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) slurs, "He'y'"
Jed Fleming asks, "Universal, uh, accepter?"
Jed Fleming says, "Whatever."
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) slurs, "Soorr'y abooooot"
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) slurs, "Yoou knoow"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Since all he did was want to kill ian and just be a cunt"
Jacquetta Richter says, "Yep"
Griff Murderbone buckles themselves to the chair.
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) slurs, "The ahrrrrech'ting ttthing 'before"
Jacquetta Richter buckles themselves to the chair.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Its fine"
Zol Interbottom has thrown the station bounced radio.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "I just hate the ai more"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "I just hate the ai more"
Custodian X52 queries, "Captain, why are you on arrest?"
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) slurs, "Yooo wahnnnt some boooze?"
[Common] Custodian X52 queries, "Captain, why are you on arrest?"
[Common] Thela Astame slurs, "Yooo wahnnnt some boooze?"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Guy Jean has thrown the toy sword.
Zol Interbottom says, "He isn't the captain"
Tyvek Blinkstar examines himself.
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Because HoS suspected me of being ling"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "He isn't the captain"
Zol Interbottom says, "He's an impoter"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Because HoS suspected me of being ling"
Thela Astame (as Solomon Giles) slurs, "Nooot ahnnny moorre"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "He's an impoter"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Fuck off zol"
[Common] Thela Astame slurs, "Nooot ahnnny moorre"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Fuck off zol"
Valeria Wheeler asks, "Are you a ling?"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Borg arrrest zol"
Guy Jean has thrown the soviet uniform.
The reinforced window was hit by the soviet uniform.
[Common] Valeria Wheeler asks, "Are you a ling?"
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Borg arrrest zol"
Cody Schwoonertek buckles themselves to the chair.
Zol Interbottom says, "Borg don't"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Borg don't"
Guy Jean has thrown the sandstone brick.
Zol Interbottom says, "Killed a ling"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Killed a ling"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "Thats a captains order"
Pushes-and-Shoves has thrown the flashbang.



The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Cuban Military Facility Sierra as Zol Interbottom.

    Shift Duration: 2:22:46

    Station Integrity: 100%

    Total Population: 35

    Evacuation Rate: 20 (57.1%)


In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS (Played by: ThrowStuff)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 11
In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS's minions were: Solar (Played by: Xerux), Custodian X52 (Played by: Marflow),

The changelings were:
Maria Fontaine(Sabess) as a ÿStation Engineer (body destroyed)
Changeling ID: Ms. Gamma.
Genomes Extracted: 9
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Griff Murderbone, the Shaft Miner. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ivor Jones, the Cook while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Von Krossenheim(BrownNoFrown) as a ÿScientist (body destroyed)
Changeling ID: Mr. Mu.
Genomes Extracted: 7
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Carl Judas, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Guy Jean, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Randy Savage(EmGee) as a ÿQuartermaster (body destroyed)
Changeling ID: Mr. Eta.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the brain of Carl Judas, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Adeline Lacon, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Adeline Lacon, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Thats a captains order"
You prime the classic EMP grenade! 5 seconds!
Zol Interbottom has thrown the classic EMP grenade.
The reinforced window was hit by the classic EMP grenade.
Carlos Sloan unbuckled themselves!
Jacquetta Richter unbuckled themselves!
The reinforced window was hit by the classic EMP grenade.
Zol Interbottom has been hit by Shaker.
The reinforced window was hit by the station bounced radio.
Valeria Wheeler has been hit by the station bounced radio.
Pushes-and-Shoves unbuckled themselves!
Cody Schwoonertek unbuckled themselves!
BANG
Your eyes sting a little.
Your ears start to ring!
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
Your eyes sting a little.
Static obfuscates your vision!
Your body seizes up!
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
OOC: Callanrockslol: BAN THE AI
Pushes-and-Shoves fires the hybrid taser!
OOC: Callanrockslol: FOREVER
Guy Jean unbuckled themselves!
Carlos Sloan says something but you cannot hear them.
Jed Fleming unbuckled themselves!
Ivor Jones knocks on the reinforced window.
Riley Schofield unbuckled themselves!
OOC: Marksdwarf: Ai was supreme cucklord
Ivor Jones unbuckled themselves!
Carl Judas puts the laser cannon into the bag of holding.
Valeria Wheeler unbuckled themselves!
OOC: Callanrockslol: litereally the worst AI
OOC: ThrowStuff: all these flavors
OOC: Callanrockslol: I have ever seen
OOC: ThrowStuff: and you still chose salty
OOC: Wagwoof: Just joined as the round ends. Nice
OOC: Durandan: lings have been removed
OOC: Callanrockslol: HURR BOLT ESCAPE