GnomeSlice's Dream (Clean)

Okay so I'm pretty sure I had a dream last night
which like never happens
for certain reasons I won't go into
Seriously, I haven't had a dream I've remembered since I was like 8
because of some serious sleep issues I have
So anyway
It was pretty weird
It started with me in a parking lot
I'm pretty sure it was the Home Depot parking lot
except the Home Depot wasn't there
There was like a giant fucking Canadian Tire or something
some grocery store maybe
Anyway so I'm getting out of my car
which is weird because in real life I don't drive and probably never will
And this brunette girl pulls up in the spot next to me
she doesn't get out or anything, but she's really pretty
I don't say anything to her or anything I just walk around her car and head out
I see @Mana in his truck at the far end of the parking lot
It's weird that I can even tell it's him, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a truck
I have to walk towards him for a bit to get to the place where I can head to the store and I hope he doesn't see me
because then he might think I'm coming over to see him
and that would be awkward
So anyway I walk around this girl's car
And start walking along the sidewalk or whatever to the store
I have this weird feeling that something bad will happen soon so I have to hurry
something about throwing rocks at the place or something
Anyway as I'm thinking this I get shoved by mistake
And rocks start getting thrown at me from further out in the lot
I'm like what the hell
So I hurry forward out of it, and when I look back
it's a bunch of guys I knew in highschool
throwing rocks at another bunch of guys I knew that I just happened to be walking through
And they're getting in each others faces and shit and they look like they're going to fight
I keep walking and when I'm close to the massive store I look back and they are having a huge fight
Then I think I forget a bit of it. I think I might have gone in and bought some stuff but I forget
Then I'm in a house
with some guy who I guess is a friend
And we're talking about throwing rocks at something
He's like 'we have so many rocks we could like destroy the country' or something
I forget exactly
then his dad comes downstairs heading out
I'm in the way so I push my little basket (?) out of his way (my hands or full because I'm eating something) and apologize
Then I follow him out and there's a red car in the driveway
He's like 'oh, whose car is that, you got someone to give you guys a ride back'?
I have no idea what he's talking about
A ride back from where?
Anyway, for some reason I feel like I should tell him it's mine
So I do and he's like 'oh I thought you didn't drive?'
I tell him I do (you didn't know?) and he leaves without saying more
This house appears to have a porch/deck that goes around the entire outside
So I walk around to the side
And there's a girl there
It's the same girl from earlier
We talk a bit I forget and she says how we've met before
And I say 'and this morning you pulled up beside me at that place'
She is like oh?
I tell her it made my day
(smooth right)
She doesn't seem to notice but she's definitely into me
I feel like I know her even though I've only seen her once before in the dream (twice if you count he story about how we've met before)
She looks like she might be part indian or something
9/10 easy
So anyway, she starts asking me about the guys I saw fighting at the parking lot
Like she knew them too, or wants to learn about them
for some reason it doesn't seem odd to me at all so I answer her questions
and we talk about stuff for a while
Like I tell her about how one of the guys used to push me around in elementary school
And how one of the guys in highschool seemed pretty cool and we got along
Then we sit down on the edge of the porch at the back of the house
there's like a 5 foot drop off down to a sidewalk or something
I jump down onto the sidewalk or whatever
Don't judge me for this part.
for some reason she like undoes her top so her [redacted]
and when she sits down on the porch I can see she's [redacted]
She clearly wants me to see it, it's [redacted]
anyway both of us continue like nothing happened
We keep talking about these guys
She keeps asking me stuff and I answer
If she's trying to distract me it's working though
I keep staring at her [redacted]
It's [redacted]
Anyway, eventually I think I stare too much and she covers up her legs again
And she asks me if I heard about some... event I can't quite remember at school
I climb back up and she gives me this book
About some student who died during some... event again, I can't remember.
And I'm like 'Jesus that's terrible'
And there's another terrible thing I read about in it as well that happened
but I can't remember what it was
Then we stand up and look out over the railing
and down on teh road or sidewalk or whatever turns into my highschool
Except it's not my real life highschool
And we're watching everyone move around
I point out a guy and say 'look that's me'
Except it isn't me, it's another guy. I tell her it's not me and that he used to dress like me for a while
Which is weird because I didn't even dress like this in high school
But anyway we're watching people some more
And she's like 'there you are'
Only it's not me, it's an old lady dressed like me
Which is weird right?
Then something happens
I can't remember exactly
We have to leave quickly
Then suddenly I'm Spiderman
sort of
I don't remember exactly how I got there
but I'm in a building
It appears to be leaned over quite badly
like it fell over
Something is happening. something bad. There's a villain or something
I'm down at the base
And there's this blonde woman there who I seem to know who is shouting at me to help her with something
But I can't because I suddenly know the bad guy has captured my Peter Parker body
which is weird because spiderman doesn't like form a new body when he becomes spiderman
but I guess I do
I see my peter parker body like hanging from the roof, and I have to go save it
This blonde lady is screaming at me
I tell her she can do it without my help, and that I know she can do it and that she's capable
even though I have no idea what she's talking about
So anyway I guess I grab my body
And then I don't have to worry about it any more so maybe I reintegrated it or something
Then I can't remember exactly what happens
I meet this crazy blonde down at the doors
And something evil is there
I think it's the 'villain' but I forget what it looks like
Anyway I'm pretty sure I pull out this aerosol can
except the nozzle looks like the head of a Chinese dragon
So I spray this son of a bitch with fire like a flamethrower
And the crazy blonde bitch stabs him in the shoulder or something with a big knife I guess she had all along
And he like turns into molten rock
He like runs out into the street and turns into a giant fucking Chinese Dragon
And he like flies off down a street
The blonde girl turns to me and says something about stabbing something in the heart
Which is weird because she clearly stabbed him in the shoulder
But anyway
Me and this girl run after the dragons
Because there's apparently two of them now
We are like downtown in some city and the place is messed up
Like buildings are falling down and shit
fires everywhere
It's like the end of the world
And somehow we know that the dragons are heading for this ice cream place
If that happens it's GAME OVER
Fuck all these other buildings apparently
Then we have another guy with us
I have no idea where he came from
But he was helping us
So we're chasing after these dragons
trying to stop them from wrecking this ice cream place
and we're like taking shortcuts through lawns and alleys and shit
And suddenly we take a turn out of an alley and go down through a little house's yard
there's all these little black one-eyed blob things on the walkway
kind of rolling around
for some reason we freak the fuck out
even though they don't look very dangerous
And I'm like 'USE THE CANS'
So we pull out our aerosol flamethrowers
and torch the little things
and then we move up to the corner of the yard next to a building and we can see the Dragons quite a ways away heading down another street
So we turn into seagulls
And take flight after them
We're flying over trees and shit and we pass over a street with like 6 dragons in it
We land and we have like these grenade launcher things and we take out the dragons
But these dragons were small, and we figure they were babies or something
we can still see the giant ones up ahead
so we turn back into seagulls and fly after them
and then we land on the next street because the dragons are coming down it
I circle around and ask the other two what we should do
I forget what they say
So when they get near, I use my spidey web to slow one of them down
and we just fucking whale on it with our rocket lanucher things, and these mine laying guns we have
we manage to blow one of them up
but then the other one is like coming to the end of the street
across the intersection is the ice cream place
it looks like we aren't going to make it
We're all still reloading our stupid rocket launcher things
So the blonde girl pulls out this tiny machine gun
suspiciously like the ones in Just Cause 2
And opens fire
it does like nothing
So me and the other guy pull ours out too
and we're just ripping into this dragon
we're not going to make it
It's pulling back to obliterate the ice cream place
and then it goes down
we saved the day apparently
What a crazy dream.