Cassidy (Grey Cowgirl Alien) Greentext Dump

>You've been hanging out with Cassidy for the better part of three months now
>Her obsession with the Old West is something else entirely, and honestly quite adorable for a little green- er, grey woman
>She dedicates herself entirely to it: her entire wardrobe consists of just long sleeved button-up shirts, jeans, leather cowboy hat and boots; speaks the dialect best she can (though you've seen her peek away at a small book she has when she thinks you aren't looking), and practices with various Western weapons
>Revolvers, repeaters, knives, etc.
>She once invited you over and offered whisky to drink, boasting as she takes a swig directly from the bottle before immediately coughing and retching, much to your enjoyment
>"Howdy there, Anon! Y'all doin' alright?" she says, waving you down
>"Doing just fine. What's up?"
>"Ah was just thinkin' of headin' down to the lake fer a cool down. You wanna go with?"
>You don't have a swimming suit, but you're perfectly fine with staying dry. You agree
>"Alrighty then! Let's go!" she declares, leading the way to the lake
>After a few minutes of following, you both arrive at the lake. Pristine waters, trees all around, and not a person in sight
>"Ah'll be right back, Anon. Gotta get somethin' ah can get wet in." Cassidy says, heading out of sight to change
>You oblige her and take a seat, watching the lake
>The waters are calm, you swear you can see fish move near the surface of the water
>After a few minutes and some pebble tossing, Cassidy reappears, casting aside her clothes to instead wear a two piece bikini and her hat
>Stars above she's just lovely, you almost can't stop yourself from staring
>"Now why're y'all starin? Yer makin me blush..."
>You cast your eyes to the side, scratching your head while you apologize
>She covers her mouth as she giggles, stepping foot into the water
>"Well feel free to join, water's just fine."
>Yeah, to heck with staying dry. Even if all you got are your briefs, you're going with her