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- >Day mo' money mo' honey in equestria
- >Awake
- >Imagine a world of ponies and unicorns, and pegs
- >Snap out of it
- >Arise like a vampire, i.e. hands across chest, straight spine all the way up
- >Shave, Shower, Shit
- Wait, Fuck, lemme try that again
- >Shave, Shit, Shower
- Close enough
- >Head downstairs and fix yourself a breakfast of fruit
- >Look outside
- >Sun is rising
- Lovely
- >Hear a knock at the door
- >Who could that be?
- >Peer through view hole thing
- Hello?
- >Silence
- Hello? Anyone there? That you flutters?
- >Scratching at door
- >Nope.gif
- >Grab nearest chair, jam under door handle. That'll buy you some time
- Not today
- >Hear door being slammed
- >Spaghetti
- >Attempt to hide
- >Door comes apart like a watermelon at a Gallagher concert
- >"Bitch, I know you in here" comes a demur voice
- >Piss pants
- >Table cloth pulled away, and you are revealed
- Well, fuck me
- >"Oh I plan to, but first, where's that money?" She says, spittle flying onto your face
- Umm, well, err
- …
- >The stare
- I don't have it
- >SMACK
- Yeah
- >Bloody nose, loose tooth, probably a bruise starting to form
- Can I pay you back in another way?
- >Smirk forms on that yellow face
- >"Are you insinuating what I think you are"
- Unfortunately yes
- >"I-Is being my hoe your fetish Anon?"
- No
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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