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- >Day crappy forecast in Equestria
- >You wake up and ya know all this...
- >Knockity knock on the door
- >You answer it and Fluttershy sits there
- What is it today Fluttershy?
- >"Is massive controversy about something little and unimportant your fetish?"
- What?
- >There is a massive crack and boom of thunder
- >It makes you jump
- >Then it starts to smell awful
- >Like...shit
- >Suddenly the sky turns brown and clumps of poop rain from the sky
- >You cover your head and run back inside
- >But its useless because the globs of shit are breaking through the ceiling
- >You run back out and look for shelter
- >Almost every house is being destroyed by the not so chocolate rain
- >The one building in tact is Carousel Boutique
- >Fluttershy pokes your side
- >"Anon wait!"
- >You pick her up and put her above you as a shield from the hailing crap as you run there
- >The door had already been kicked down so you run in
- >Everyone is here and covered in shit
- >Rarity comes downstairs and begins screaming about all the shit everywhere
- >She passes out
- >You put Fluttershy down and she trembles on the ground
- >Suddenly the wind picks up
- >It gets stronger and Fluttershy along with some other p0nies get sucked out
- >You look outside
- >You see a cone of brown clouds touch the ground and begins flattening houses
- You've got to be fucking kidding me!
- >It dies off after a few seconds and the sky clears
- >You step outside and look around
- >Shit covers the land and fills the wells
- >Fluttershy emerges from a mountain of shit
- >She walks over to you
- >"Is it?"
- No Fluttershy...
- >She hangs her head and flies to her destroyed home
- >Today was a shitty day
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