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A/N: I got this idea from another story I was writing, so I thought Id use it here as well.





Kirigiri woke up naked and very horny one autumn sunday....

On a cold september, after her great adventures, Kirigiri was wondering what to do that week. She had picked up her life from where she left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Kirigiri's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Kirigiri
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Kirigiri.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Kirigiri an alarmclock.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Kirigiri's eyes!

Kirigiri was confused but thought that she had to do something. But rather than going to her parents or guardian, Kirigiri decided to show it to Hagakure.
"Oh no," said Hagakure, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Kirigiri,  "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Kirigiri, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Kirigiri, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Hagakure and before Kirigiri could do anything, Hagakure had escaped her grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Kirigiri was feeling depressed. One of her best friends abandoned and betrayed her. It hurt. So Kirigiri wanted to find Celes. After their adventure, Kirigiri and Celes had been spending a lot of time together. Kirigiri kind of started to like her and after Kirigiri had only recently discovered that she was bisexual, Celes seemed like the perfect girl to be around with!.
So Kirigiri went to Celes and told the whole story. She listened to Kirigiri without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Kirigiri said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Celes sighed and said: "You have always been special, Kirigiri and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Celes looked at the balloon that Kirigiri had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Hope, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Celes said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Hagakure doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Celes's logic was flawless. So Kirigiri had to try it!

So Kirigiri concentrated on the object. immeditately she felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a fudge sickle on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in her head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Pony Naegi! In hell...

Kirigiri was confused. She didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

But before everyone got themselves ready to go after Pony Naegi, there was one thing Kirigiri wanted to take care of.
She had to introduce Pony Naegi to her parents.
Kirigiri had been thinking for it for a longitme. Her parents were the worst. Uppity, pathetic and sexist.
But Kirigiri had told them that she finally got engaged and that she would introduce Pony Naegi to the family before they would make it official

"Uuuuurgh," Kirigiri said while fishing
"I can handle it," Pony Naegi said while sitting naked next to Kirigiri while stroking his willy.
"You don't know my parents!" Kirigiri said.
"I know, but if they created you, then they can't be that bad," Pony Naegi spoke wisely.
"I noooooo but it's still...uuuuuurgh."
"We'll just go there and I'll impress them," Pony Naegi said manly and then boned Kirigiri hard in the mound of venus. His finess and strong muscles impressed Kirigiri a lot. She doubted that he could show that to her parents.
Then Kirigiri snugged deeper into Pony Naegi's arms.She felt safe there. Kirigiri knew that whatever would happen, Pony Naegi would protect her.

The day of the dinner had come. Kirigiri and Pony Naegi took a stegosaurus to her parents.
They came into a dining room and the table had already laid.
"Ah, you've finally arrived," Kirigiri's mom said and she looked at Pony Naegi, "You're late."
"It wasn't her fault," Pony Naegi said always as protective of Kirigiri as he was. "It was the weather."
"Sure... sure..." Mom said and she went back to the kitchen.
"Wow," Kirigiri said, "she didn't even shake your hands."
"Oh well," Pony Naegi said manly. Oh gosh, that nonchallant way. Exactly the reason why Kirigiri had falled in love with the man.
Kirigiri was busy swooning over her fiancé when her dad came in.
"Boy," dad said and the stared at Pony Naegi.
Pony Naegi shook his hand politely.
"Ah, you're here too," dad said to Kirigiri, "Help your mother out, it's time that the men have a conversation."
"uuuuuurgh," Kirigiri said and went into the kitchen.
Then Kirigiri's mother made her do all sorts of annoying useless jobs. After all, as mom said, people like them were inherently used to these sorts of things.
Then dinner came. Kirigiri was told to take the food in while mom and dad already sat down. Kirigiri wasn't even allowed to see where Pony Naegi went off to.
Just before she carried in the first plate of food, she felt something weird. Like a crosswire went down sheback, tingling all along the way down. Something was off, but Kirigiri was still too annoyed with her parents!

Then Kirigiri carried in the meal. But no one was there. Instead, at the end of the table, Pony Naegi sat!

Pony Naegi laughed at her, "My my, that apron looks lovely on you!" (a/n - Kirigiri was wearing *just* an apron)
Kirigiri threw down the meal and flexed her muscles. Oh, she had been waiting for this moment. Not only was Pony Naegi going to feel the fullest extend of Kirigiri's rightious fury, Kirigiri could also unleash her frustration with her parents!

She threw the dish at Pony Naegi like a disco. But as it hit her archnemesis, it turned out it was a hologram!
"If you want to see your parents again," Pony Naegi said, "come to my Cave"
Kirigiri felt conflicted. On one hand, Kirigiri hated her parents, on the other, she still needed them for the wedding!
Pony Naegi came in and said: "We should save your parents."
"But uuuuuuurgh," Kirigiri said.
"No we should. I talked to your dad, and he really does love you."
"Alright. Fine."
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A/N: I got bored and stopped writing, sorry.