I played you on the PC back in ninety-two
Lying awake intent at killing dudes with you.
I was young and the fun didn't stop coming through.

>Oh-a oh

They made you into casual carbon copies
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see.

>Oh-a oh

I met your players

>Oh-a oh

What did you tell them?

Call of Duty killed the FPS.
Halo killed the FPS.

Casuals came and broke your heart.

>Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we play them because there's nothing left out there
We face the gameplay and it all seems so unfair
And we remember how we didn't used to care

>Oh-a oh

You were the first one.

>Oh-a oh

You were the last one.

Half-Life 2 killed the FPS.
Bioshock killed the FPS.

On PC and on console,
We can't rewind, we've paid the toll

>Oh-a-aho oh,

>Oh-a-aho oh

Crysis 2 killed the FPS.
Counterstrike killed the FPS.

On PC and on console,
We can't rewind, we've paid the toll
Casuals came and broke your heart,
Put the blame on the casuals.

You are an FPS.
You are an FPS.
Call of Duty killed the FPS.
Halo killed the FPS.
Half-Life 2 killed the FPS.
Bioshock killed the FPS.

Call of Duty killed the FPS.
(You are an FPS.)
Halo killed the FPS.
(You are an FPS.)
Half-Life 2 killed the FPS.
(You are an FPS.)
Bioshock killed the FPS.
(You are an FPS.)
Crysis 2 killed the FPS.
(You are an FPS.)
Counterstrike killed the FPS.
(You are an FPS.)