OT Oppression Episode 2: Outpost

After the ceremonial executions of Uzzbuzz and Bluji, the OTers planned to strike a nearby outpost so word wouldn't get out by their spies that come over to the OT village every so often. Aguspal wrote down battle plans on the stolen computer from the back of the Kong APC and displayed it on a projection screen. "This is what we must do," he said. "First, one user will create a distraction by placing firecrackers in the bushes at this point on the map. Second, a squadron of 3 will use axes to break the supports of the watchtower and then we will storm in, killing any remaining Kongregate troopers but salvaging valuables. Any questions?"

No one raised their hand.

"Good, now get moving!" Aguspal said. Everyone sat up and ran to their positions and gathered supplies. "Who will volunteer to be the distraction?" A man in the back raised his hand. Nobody knew who he was and nobody cared about him. "Put this vest on and run into the woods near the Kongregate outpost," Aguspal handed him a controller with a single button on it. "When you are in the correct position, press this button. Make sure they don't see you," The man put the vest on. "How exactly does this work?" he asked. "Oh, it's simple. This vest provides camouflage and when you get to the point and click the button the firecrackers will go off. If you are wondering why we can't do it from afar, it is because the signal does not reach very far." The man seemed to relax and ran off. The OTers assembled and a squadron of 3 was chosen: Gabidou99, Mikkmar, and Amane. They armed themselves with axes and combat gear and ran out. Meanwhile, the rest of the OTers geared up and waited deep in the woods. Aguspal pulled out his receiver and waited for the message that the unknown user was ready. "Ready," came a soft voice, followed by a loud boom. The unknown user had a dynamite vest strapped to him to cause the distraction.

The axe-armed OTers were making their way through the woods once they got word that the Kongregate soldiers left the tower from the telescoper hidden in the trees. "Let's go left, I can smell them there," said Mikkmar, putting his nose in the air. "This shows how primitive the Estonian species is," muttered Amane. Mikkmar gave the Irishman a mean glare and he continued left with Gabidou. They were already far down the path when they noticed Amane standing back there. "Get over here Amane, this is the right path!" Amane ignored him and walked down the right path. "I guess we should just leave him,"
"For once, I agree with you," said Gabidou.
"Yeah," Mikkmar noticed Gabidou's Gardevoir shirt and made a joke.
"Hey Gabidou, are you a furry because Gardevoir is,"
"She's not a furry, dumbass, don't get this started again,"
"Well you have to admit she does have furry qualities,"
"You're a furry Mikkmar and you don't look like Gardevoir,"
"There are different types, you know,"
They continued on and saw no point in arguing. Once they reached the outpost they saw Amane standing there, playing on his DS. "Amane, get up and help us. This is serious business," Amane didn't look up from the screen and said "You're just jealous because Estonians don't have access to this technology," They both ignored him and swung their axes at the supports. A few broke but the axes did as well and Amane lost his already. "Great, now the mission is ruined," Amane grumbled. Mikkmar saw that there was titanium cables hooked to steel beams that were left and were only painted like wood. He touched his finger with one of his teeth and drew blood. "My teeth are sharp, perhaps I can chew through the beams," Gabidou and Amane seemed confused. "Try it, it will work," Amane said with much sarcasm. "Maybe I should test it on you first," Mikkmar smiled and showed off his rows of sharp teeth. He walked over to one of the support beams and bit down. The metal crunched like aluminum foil and he swallow it with no problem. "Too easy," The titanium cables still supported this support so he took his front teeth and snapped them so he could chew up the bottom half and swallow it. He did this many more times and then grabbed Amane's DS with his tongue and crunched it into a metallic/plastic powder that he blew into the air. It fell into his eyes and they started to bleed. "We need to escape!" screamed Gabidou, but it was too late.

Kongregate tanks and many troopers surrounded them. "Surrender OTers, I am Gevock,"