Seal-Anon

>Today isn't just any day
>It's your first day skydiving without an instructor
>The wind rushes past the opened door and you stare out into the sky
You gonna just stand there, or are you gonna jump?!
>Your old instructor shouts over the wind
>Well, now or never
>You leap out, attempting to do a back flip
>You manage a barrel roll before leveling out again
>Your instructor is shouting next to you
>Without him right above you, you can't make out what he's saying, but you've been through enough training to know what to do
>When the moment comes, you go to pull the chute
>...
>Shitshitshitshitshit
>It's not working
>Don't panic Anon, they taught you how to fix this....
>Your instructor has already pulled the chute, and the clock is ticking
>You carefully move the chute in front of you and open the bag
>Inside, you see that the release mechanism is stuck, so you reach in and give it a pu-
*POOMF*
>You just made the dumb mistake of not keeping your head out of the way of the opening
>The world is sucked away in a torrent of blackness, and the last thing you see is your chute get ripped from your hands
>Cue fall to death
---
>You are Princess Twilight Sparkle, on a vacation with your friends
>You are all out at sea with everyone on Hoofbeard's ship
>It was his way of paying you back for the gills you gave him
>He lets you take it out when he's at sea for a long time
>Today in particular you are basking in the sun in chairs on the main deck, enjoying the calm sea breeze
>Rarity and Fluttershy are downstairs preparing dinner, and Rainbowdash was practicing some new tricks, as usual
>It feels nice to relax out here, away from the busy schedule that comes with being a Princess
>Maybe you'll write a letter...
Twilight!
>Rainbow shouts, barreling down towards the deck
>She pulls up just before the boat, so that she wouldn't break anything
>Something she's been getting better at doing
Up there, look!
>She points upwards
>At first you don't see what she's going on about

Rainbow...
>Then you see it
>A smudge in the sky
>It's a slightly different shade of blue than the rest
>And just when you looked, it flashed a deep emerald green, and when back to normal
What was... that?
>Rainbow just shrugs
I thought you might know, because it felt like a storm!
>That's odd, storms aren't anywhere near here
>In fact, now that she mentions it, you felt a magical disturbance a moment ago
>You wrote it off as the sea ponies going by again, but-
*SLAM*
>...
>Something fell from the sky
>Something from that magic thing
>Something that could be dangerous!
>It's
>It's!
>...
>A seal...
>As weird as that is, it isn't anything mystical
>Still, it's a creature clearly hurt
Fluttershy! Come up here!
>Seconds later, she pokes her head from the cabin door
What is it Twiliiii- Oh my goodness! goshohmygoshohmygosh... He needs help!
>Fluttershy is in her element now, and she takes the poor seal downstairs, where she has a pool set up for a couple of her fish friends
This is so strange....
>You mutter to yourself
---
>Your name is anon
>And you have just regained conciousness
>You try to move, but it's as though your legs are bound
>Panic mode initiate
>Your eyes shoot open and instantly, something is wrong
>Last you remember, you were falling to the ground
>Why does this look like the interior of a ship?
>Why are you in a kiddie pool?
>And why can't you move your ha-OHGODWHATHAPPENEDTOYOURHANDS??
>FLIPPERS!! YOU HAVE FLIPPERS!!!
AAAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH
>Only that's not what came out
>It sounded more like... a dragged out seal's bark
>Oh fucking hell....
>Without ever stopping your struggling to move, you get a good look at yourself
>Which is surprisingly easy, considering how flexible a seal is
>That does nothing for your panic attack
AAAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH
>You're a fucking seal!!
>What the FUCK?!?!?
>Seriously what THE FU-
*YELP*
>You just thrashed against something sensitive
>A cut just reopened itself on your back
>And fuck does it hurt
AAAAUUGGGHHH

>Is that all you can say now?
>Because that's all you've done
There there now mr seal....
>A soft voice speaks out to you, instantly calming you down
>You don't know why, it just does
>...
>A yellow pony
>Seriously?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HE-
>Fuck it
>You just stare off into the distance as yellow horse treats your cut
>You stare at nothing really
>Maybe just the ceiling
>And you can't say you give a fuck about anything
>You were falling to your death, and poof, now your a seal
>Logic and reason have been thrown out the window
>After a few minutes, the talking yellow pony-horse thing leaves, and you're alone with your thoughts
>And those thoughts are turning some mischievous corners...
>Why not have some fun on crazyland?