Piss_Poor #44

[18:25]	Rabtar	through a bit of blind batpony and dumb luck,our group has come a wandering merchant! While Swamp_Shadow spent the night out a wandering for some odd reason...
[18:26]	Rabtar	the group has just finished making there purchases!
[18:27]	Ragebrew	housted her crate of ammo, somehow making it fit into her smaller ammo case before snapping the latch closed. She offered the second case to Merciful_Devotion "Ration this."
[18:28]	Spectre	hums and looks over the shinny new blade he was now in possession of like a colt on hearths warming eve.... "Shiny....."
[18:30]	Swamp_Shadow	A blue telephone booth sized box appears out of nowhere a few yards to the group's left with a weird sighing noise. Out of the box emerges Swamp Shadow, clad in medieval dress and her usual radigator lined hat. "Later, doc!" she says as she waves back inside the box. "Thanks for the lift." With that, the door closes and the box vanishes into nothingness.
[18:30]	Ragebrew	chuckled. "Just don't try to cut a tank in half with that. Ya'll snap it in two."
[18:31]	Ragebrew	looked at the telephone box and shrugged. "Nice dress Swamp_Shadow."
[18:32]	Swamp_Shadow	chuckles. "When in Roam. Or should Ah say ancient Canterlot. Ah think it was before Nightmare Moon. Dresses aren't really my style, but Ah had to look the part."
[18:32]	Spectre	looks up at Rage like he was insane, then at the phone booth and stares at a loss "Wuh...."
[18:32]	Ragebrew	shrugged "Aye, I ain't one for time travel. Already lost enough as is. Plus, think I'd scary the apples out of any pre-war pony who saw me. We did a bit of shopping, about to hit the road again."
[18:33]	Swamp_Shadow	"But woo wee was that trip a doozie. I woke up not in mah sleeping bag last night, but with mah gear. Ah was passed out on a ponyhole cover that said it wasn't an MoM base. Then I ran into the Doc and went time travelling."
[18:34]	Ragebrew	blinked a few times "Ponyhole that said it wasn't a MoM base. Really? That has my interest. We need some medical equipment."
[18:36]	Swamp_Shadow	"Wasn't MoM the one with the creepy ponies that liked parties and spying on Equestria's own ponies?"
[18:36]	Spectre	decides to ignore the weird and return to fawning over the katana
[18:36]	Ragebrew	"Think so. Police. And all police shops hae evidence lockers. Where the keep the naughty stuff."
[18:37]	Ragebrew	"Ya never looted a cop shop before?"
[18:38]	Swamp_Shadow	shakes her her. "Nope."
[18:39]	Merciful_Devotion	giggles softly. "Don't think a lot of us have
[18:39]	Ragebrew	"Ah well. If it's worth while to check, say so. If not, we gotta go back to fixing up that power supply for the MAS hub. And they are a pretty good sight for picking, if they aren't already picked clean."
[18:43]	Ragebrew	shrugged as she slipped out a smoke. "Right then. Which'll it be? We can look around for this "Not a MoM" base, or we can look for the MAS hub and it's power supply. Which'll it be, kinder?" She looked over the group. "Sometimes I wonder why ya all follow me..."
[18:44]	Swamp_Shadow	shrugs. "Ah got twenty-five years to kill so whatever."
[18:45]	Ragebrew	"Don't let those twenty five years kill ya. Rather ya not be the third to die under my watch..."
[18:46]	Merciful_Devotion	DJ's
[18:46]	Merciful_Devotion	Shrugs* "Can't say I know why I'm following you either."
[18:48]	Ragebrew	"Think that's cause yer following the best plot around." She smirked, looking around for a moment "Or we can do both. Elektron can handle the power supply. If our wayward mare'll ever wake up, she can watch over Elektron while he works on the power relay. Figure we can just follow the cords and find it that way."
[18:49]	Spectre	"I have nowhere better to go" he mutters "If ever i come across another tribe i might split but until then..."
[18:51]	Ragebrew	"Well, Swamp_Shadow, which is it? Yer the only know who has an idea on where it is."
[18:51]	Merciful_Devotion	rolls her eyes. "You mean best other than mine?"
[18:52]	Swamp_Shadow	looks around, little green letters dancing across her eyes. "Got it on mah navigation system. It's that-a-way," she says, pointing off in a seemingly random direction with great purpose.
[18:52]	Ragebrew	"If ya followed yer own plot, ya'd be going in circles."
[18:53]	Ragebrew	blinked at the shiny lights. "Just for the record, I have no idea how to repair cybernetics. Please don't get broken." With that, she nudged the mare forward. "Onward, o' metal plotted one."
[18:53]	Rabtar	Elektron stammers a little "You want me to stay behind? Alone? What if there are more of those plant things!? That one ATE ME!"
[18:54]	Ragebrew	shrugged "Ya'll have support." She trotted over to the MULE bot, booping her in the nose. "Rise and shine."
[18:54]	Ragebrew	then boops the mare on the MULE bot. "Ya too."
[18:54]	Rabtar	the mare groans and bats at Rage's hoof "Unnggg..... ten more minutes..."
[18:55]	Ragebrew	"Ya've had two days. Rise and shine."
[18:55]	Swamp_Shadow	trots over to the MULE. "Wake up, Smiley. It's Swampy. Yer with friends."
[18:56]	Rabtar	she rolls over with a groan "Owwww.... what happened? Did I get drunk again?"
[18:57]	Ragebrew	pulled a small penlight out of her fwuff. "Don't mind me, I'm a doctor. Or at least I play one on TV." She quickly checked over the mare's eyes and looked over her wounds. "No. Ya got shot to fuck."
[18:59]	Merciful_Devotion	smirks. "And back again."
[18:59]	Swamp_Shadow	nods. "Yup. These ponies helped save ya."
[18:59]	Rabtar	the mare is fine... or will be, she still shouldn't be up and moving around on her own, good thing they got the robo mule! "S-shot!? By who?"
[19:00]	Ragebrew	"Giant robot."
[19:02]	Spectre	grunts "Still hurting a bit from it... Although i guess that was self inflicted...."
[19:03]	Ragebrew	snickered "Yeah. Close range explosions do that... Now, yer not good to walk yet, but Elektron's a good shot, and ya can still hold a gun. Just.. Keep an eye out for him while he works." She gave the mare her double barreled shotgun and a couple reloads. "That'll do ya. Now get along, we got a lot of work to do."
[19:07]	Rabtar	Smiley blinks and takes the weapon in her magic "Oh... ok... " looking to the rather scared looking Elektron with a wink "I think I can keep him safe." Elektron gulps and takes off back towards the small settlement mule riding mare in tow...
[19:08]	Ragebrew	"Alright then. Swampy, yer in lead. I'll be darting about looking for shit, I'll be within screaming distance."
[19:09]	Spectre	hums "Did you pick up any drugs from the merchants?"
[19:10]	Swamp_Shadow	nods. "I'll lead away."
[19:10]	Swamp_Shadow	then starts trotting back to where her map marker is showing her.
[19:10]	Rabtar	Ragebrew finds herself a radscorpion! And after two shots from her gun she gets some radscorpion meat and it's stinger
[19:11]	Ragebrew	drools a little as she busts off the claw "Love me some bugs." She slipped it into her ammo case and continued her trot about.
[19:14]	Rabtar	after an hour or so Swamp_Shadow leads them to the mentioned ponyhole cover, it indeed reading "Absolutely not a M.o.M. Secret Tunnel."
[19:15]	Ragebrew	looked at the hatch cover, and snorted before breaking out laughing. "Oh Sisters, really?" She examined it for a bit, looking it over. "Well, this'll work I suppose."
[19:16]	Spectre	"Should i take a look on ahead?"
[19:16]	Ragebrew	nodded as she hunkered down over it, and pulled it off with raw earth pony power. "Eeeyup."
[19:17]	Swamp_Shadow	nods. "Ah'll join ya, bats. Two sneaky scouty ponies are better then one."
[19:18]	Spectre	nods and looks to Rage for a moment for the go ahead to pop inside
[19:19]	Rabtar	the ponyhole cover comes up without trouble. A small latter leading down into what seems to be a plane concrete room, the stink of decay everywhere...
[19:20]	Ragebrew	flung the chunk of metal aside with a grunt. "Right. Ya two look inside. Don't fight anything dicey. I'll stay top side with Merci.
[19:20]	Spectre	winces and pull out the katana before hoping in and getting low to the ground
[19:23]	Rabtar	there is only one direction to go, south, down the only hallway visible...
[19:24]	Ragebrew	sat down topside, reading her WLSG as she waited for screaming, gunfire, and explosions to start.
[19:24]	Spectre	winces at the smell but proceeds forward
[19:27]	Swamp_Shadow	follows quiet unceremoniously by cannoballing in after Spectre
[19:28]	Rabtar	the sneaky pair sneak about a hundred yards down the blank featureless tunnel, eventually coming to a dingy wooden door...
[19:29]	Spectre	checks the door for any traps or anything before trying to open it
[19:34]	Rabtar	no traps are seen
[19:38]	Spectre	shrugs and glances to Swamp
[19:38]	Swamp_Shadow	pops up behind Spectre. "No traps here. Let's pop this bad boy open."
[19:38]	Spectre	nods and tries to open it up
[19:38]	Merciful_Devotion	rubs her head a little. "This is kinda complex..."
[19:39]	Ragebrew	flipped a page. "That's not how ya skin a molerat... Oh, wait, that... Huh. Maybe it is...."
[19:40]	Rabtar	the door isn't even locked and opens with out a fight. Sitting right on the other side of the door is the freshly killed and badly mangled body of a pony.... they're kinda a mess... it's quite gruesome.... it's just plane old nasty
[19:41]	Spectre	frowns "Well we know the source of the smell" he mutters "HOw fresh is it?"
[19:46]	Swamp_Shadow	sticks her tongue out. "Gah. Wish my nose was cybernetic... Oh! Clem says I'd still be able to smell. Nevermind."
[19:46]	Rabtar	neither of them can tell how long this poor pony has been dead.... but there are hoof prints in there blood and guts that lead deeper into the tunnel...
[19:47]	Spectre	decides to head deeper
[19:49]	Spectre	*following the blood trail
[19:49]	Swamp_Shadow	goes to follow before remembering the others. She waves to Spectre, trying to tell him to wait, before running silently back and waving them down. "Got a dead pony over here. Don't know how long, but if y'all stay down here y'all can be able to help while we scout ahead."
[19:49]	Swamp_Shadow	then runs back to follow
[19:50]	Merciful_Devotion	blinks a bit. "... Okay?"
[19:50]	Ragebrew	facehooves before clambering down the ladder, quickly as a ton of bricks. "Saddle up Merci, time to go."
[19:52]	Rabtar	Spectre slinks further down the tunnel. Coming to a set of three doors, one infront and another on either side of the hall...
[19:53]	Spectre	will wait for Swamp to rejoin him
[19:53]	Merciful_Devotion	sighs and puts her book up before scrambling down after him
[19:54]	Ragebrew	flipped out the Samaritan and flicked on it's underbarrel light. She crept along, looking around for a moment before looking to Merci "It's irradiated in here... Come here, I got some Rad-X." She looked down the hall. "Feck. Need to dose the others.."
[19:56]	Ragebrew	dosed Merci with a hoofful of pills. "This should last a bit. We don't have long."
[19:56]	Merciful_Devotion	quickly sidles up to Rage. "Alright." She takes the pills dry to save water. "Lead the way."
[19:57]	Ragebrew	turned around, following after the others and whispering harshly "Aye, get over here, I need to rad proof ya"
[20:00]	Swamp_Shadow	rejoings Spectre and spies the doors. "Shall we see what's behind door number 3?"
[20:01]	Merciful_Devotion	adjusts her saddle before following Rage
[20:01]	Spectre	turns to look at Rage "Well there goes stealth..." he mutters, somewhat annoyed by the loud pony "Pass the pills"
[20:02]	Ragebrew	measured out the perfect dosage, before offering them to Spectre.
[20:03]	Spectre	downs them and looks to Swamp "Well, if theres anyone here they heard us... MIght as well get MErci then open the doors"
[20:05]	Ragebrew	pulled out an odd set of pills. They looked to be full of off orange and brown goo. "Well.. These were rad-x... Don't know if they'll work properly, but it's all I got. Swamp_Shadow, ya want 'em?"
[20:05]	Swamp_Shadow	blinks. "Oh, sure. Better safe then sorry. Not all of me is mechanical after all.
[20:05]	Ragebrew	gave them to the mare. "Sorry if they botch ya."
[20:07]	Swamp_Shadow	shrugs. "Ah've had worse. Ya ever taste radroach gumbo in bloatsprite rue?" she asks before downing the "medicine."
[20:08]	Ragebrew	waited to see if the mare started puking. After a few moments, she smiled "Huzzah, a success."
[20:09]	Spectre	"So should we get merci down before we start opening doors?"
[20:09]	Merciful_Devotion	giggles softly. "Congrats."
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[20:15]	Ragebrew	looked to the pile of organs, the doors, and then group. "Well, we're on the clock. We got overwhelming firepower, lets get introduced." She looked to the door on the left, and opened it, Samaritian at the ready.
[20:20]	Rabtar	Ragebrew's light illuminates a featureless, large room. The room filled with skinny, sickly looking ponies, all of them slowly turn towards the light, there eyes glowing a sickly yellow or green...
[20:20]	Swamp_Shadow	swallows hard. "Great..."
[20:20]	Ragebrew	groaned before letting out a simple "Ghouls." Before firing at them. The Samaritan let out a mighty roar of fire.
[20:26]	Rabtar	the closest ghoul lights on fire! Causing all of them to hiss and growl angerly as they start stalking towards the door
[20:31]	Spectre	frowns and pulls out the oddly shaped grenade "Well, lets see what this does" he mutters and tosses it into the largest mass of ghouls
[20:35]	Rabtar	the odd grenade flies to the back of the room, detonating against the wall, badly injuring many of the ghouls, but none of them fall.... and sadly everyone who was in the door gets peppered with shrapnel
[20:37]	Ragebrew	stood in the door, mighty wall of pony, giving next to no fucks as she was peppered. "Damnit Spectre..."
[20:39]	Merciful_Devotion	groans and fires off two shots with her plasma caster at the nearest two ghouls
[20:41]	Rabtar	the 'lucky' mare only hits once, finishing off the one Ragebrew had set on fire
[20:44]	Merciful_Devotion	grumbles and hits the trigger one last time, frowning at the Ghouls
[20:45]	Rabtar	she hits once more, this ghoul refusing to die again to her shot...
[20:49]	Rabtar	the mass of undead pony surges forward with a angry howl, slamming into and pushing the big mare back. The other two doors start to rattle and shakes as even more ghouls batter at the doors, smelling a fresh meal
[20:50]	Ragebrew	looked at the HORDE of undead at the door. "WELP! THIS IS A DEATH TRAP ALRIGHT! FLEEING WITH THE RUNNING IN TERROR OF THE!" She blasted the closest ghoul in the chest before moontrotting away "LURE THEM TO THE PONYHOLE! FIGHT THEM THERE!"
[20:53]	Swamp_Shadow	"Run! My entire EFS is red! It's a solid red! There's at least two hundred here!" Swampy shouts over the undead din.
[20:53]	Rabtar	the ghoul she shoots is blown into tiny bits, splattering across it's kin as they advance
[20:55]	Swamp_Shadow	takes her own advice and makes a beeline for the ladder as fast as possible.
[20:57]	Ragebrew	"GET OUT OF HERE! WE CAN'T FIGHT "EM!"
[20:58]	Spectre	contemplates dropping a couple mine but with the others so close he decides to head off after Swamp,
[20:58]	Merciful_Devotion	"Fucking... There's so many!!" She backpedals away from the door, her saddle still aimed at the horde
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[21:02]	Rabtar	the other doors go down as more ghouls spill into the hall. Many of them swarming over Ragebrew with many, many more pushing past, some of them even trying to attack Merciful_Devotion
[21:13]	Rabtar	the big mare is beaten senseless but she's still up, Mercy is not so lucky and she goes down to the flurry of kicks and bites...
[21:15]	Ragebrew	0x01ACTION bit down on the small pouch of pinkish red powder, wolfing it down before her fwuff stood on end and she let out a bellowing scream. Her eyes turned beet red as she put a potion vial in her mouth, crunching down on it as she ran over to Merci. "SPECTRE! DROP THE ROOF! DROP THE FUCKING ROOF!" She carried the drop mare as far as she could while pouring a potion down her throat, waiting to drop ontop of her to shield her from the
[21:15]	Ragebrew	upcoming blast.
[21:21]	Spectre	nods and pulls out his rpg, praying to luna that it works
[21:26]	Rabtar	the ceiling holds... but the RPG peppers many of the ghouls with shrapnel, dropping several of them
[21:26]	Spectre	curses and charges away down the hall to try and get more distance between himself and the ghouls before making another shot
[21:29]	Rabtar	the horde continues forward, stumbling over the dead, the large body of the ghouls now snapping at Ragebrew's tail
[21:30]	Ragebrew	was blur of angry fwuff as she sprinted down the corridor to the ladder. She pushed Merci up "TAKEHERTAKEHERTAKEHER. IMOUTLASTGOGOGOGO!"
[21:32]	Ragebrew	*Swamp_Shadow* Was running running running away, helping haul the downed mare out.
[21:33]	Spectre	seeing Ragebrew run past the batpony decides to forget the cieling takedown and zooms up the ponyhole and into the sky where the ghouls would certainly be unable to get him
[21:35]	Rabtar	and the horde continues forward, placing them feet away from Ragebrew now
[21:36]	Ragebrew	"BYE!" She didn't so much climb the ladder as leap into the opening, fwuff fully deployed, and vibrate her way up, leaving a shower of dust behind.
[21:38]	Ragebrew	pulled the cover and crammed it ontop of the hole "WELL THAT WASN'T FUN AT ALL!"
[21:39]	Ragebrew	looked at her banged up armor, then the beaten Merci, then slumped down ontop of the hatch, waiting for the inevitable thumping.
[21:39]	Spectre	stays in the air "... And a waste of time it seems"
[21:40]	Rabtar	no thumping came, in fact the din of the undead horde stopped almost as soon as the cover was placed back on...
[21:40]	Ragebrew	"TO BE FAIR, WASN'T EXPECTING HORDE of undead things trying to eat me horribly...."
[21:40]	Ragebrew	visibly deflated as her Frenzy wore off.
[21:40]	Spectre	flinches "So... What do?"
[21:43]	Ragebrew	moved over to Merciful_Devotion, pulling her medical supplies out. "We limp our sorry plots back... Nurse our wounds..."
[21:51]	Spectre	falls out of the sky because sudden rad sickness!
[21:54]	Ragebrew	groaned as she trotted over to Spectre, pulling out one of her hoofful of remaining health potions, lathering it over him.
[21:54]	Spectre	"... I want a vacation"
[21:56]	Ragebrew	looked into her medicine kit, frowning. "Empty... Alright, back to base, I need to brew."
[21:57]	Spectre	groans and gets up "We have a base?"
[21:57]	Ragebrew	"The green house... Base enough..."
[22:03]	Rabtar	wasn't that productive? For not dieing but screwing up royally the group gets 3000xp