Services

Updated 13:37 03/09/2015 Proof> http://i.imgur.com/4LJhzJ8.jpg
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Rooting services.
(Garden Plans)
Garden rooting (Basic Plan) just getting rid of the simple skids lurking your garden. (Weeds and Flowers)
Garden rooting (Silver Plan) getting deeper into your garden (weeds, flowers, garden gnomes and rocks)
Garden rooting (1337 PLAN!)(Tree removal + Hedge trimming)
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Ducktator troll plans

Telling ducktator that dux are gay ($10 per message + $ 5discount! due to high demand)
Telling ducktator ducks are even gayer than last time ($20)
Telling ducktator that he cant do shit (Warning! This may get me fuqed so please dont choose this package ;(  just $1337)
Calling duck out on stream (Warning the stream may be taken down in seconds for no apparent reason..) ($10 per callout)
Custom mean message to duck  (i am not held responsable for any of the messages sent.. i will not accept being swatted daily due to your messages ;(  )
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Some of the ducktator troll packages may not be executed due to a reason that cannot be said.. ;((
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XMPP: duck-better-not-read0this-paste@exploit.im

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