Mooninites 2

	A pixel spaceship lay tilted on its side. Two aliens colored green and purple stepped out. What lay before them was a haunted house. The scent of the dankest weed escaped as they emerged from their ride.

Ignignokt and Err had returned.

"Err, what did you set the time to?" The large green one asked.
"Toasted. YES!" The small purple anomaly hit the ground, flat as a board with their squared-off arms risen.
"Well Err it seems you are right, this building was supposed to be toasted and now it's not" They pointed at the ex-pizzeria "We will show them not to mess with our superior judgements" he took out his lighter,  the pizzeria was set ablaze. "We should ditch before the fuzz shows up."

"Yeah, you should have" A deep masculine voice piped up.
Several clock-themed cars were parked around the space ship. Various mixed races were present, but only the human was speaking.

"...Fuck" Err stated dumbly
"Ignignokt and Err, you are under arrest for ruining Ghostquest"
"Ghostwhat?" Ignignokt questioned.
"The building you destroyed in another timeline in quadrant-"
"Who gives a shit old man, I'm rolling here!" Err pulled out a hand grenade, rolling it into the cars. Err also rolled up a blunt and began to toke up.
"Err where did you get that hand grenade?" Ignignokt inquired.
"From the kitchen"
"What kitchen?"
"The one in the vault man."
"There was no kitchen or vault, Err."
The policeman coughed "For the record the kitchen does not exist in any timeline."
A moment of silence.

"Err it's not exploding" Ignignokt stated obviously.
"A dud?!" Err raged.
The human cop began to speak again "It's useless, your luck has been set to one. Please surrender quietly before we force you to play Contra without dying"
"On the contrary, inferior being, you will need the Kochami code by the time we are done with you."
"It's Konam-" The officer began.
"Err, the quad-laser!" Ignignokt interrupted the officer.
"No" Err stated bluntly.
"What do you mean no?"
"I wanna be on top man."
"Err we reserve the penta-laser for emergency situations only"
"No man you don't get it. My STASH is on that ship."
"That is the single most well-constructed thing you've said in the entirety of your moon-lifespan Err."
"Goddamn right it is now take it bitch!"

Err jumped on top of Ignignokt, they assumed the same firing position for the quad-laser but upside-down. Upon firing, the bullet was a circle instead of a square.

It was still shamefully slow.

"The circle means it hurts more!" Err declared.
"There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide" Ignignokt joined in the bragging.

The police simply surrounded them instead of their ship.

"...Spacecataz?" Ignignokt asked.
"Spacecataz" The cop responded.
"What're you bitches do with my stash?!" Err stated in a pissy tone whilst he was handcuffed.
"Nothing, you can pick it up when you're done serving your time" The officer of time-law stated dully.
"Damn straight you won't do anything!"
"Can we at least separate, law-man? This is pretty gay" Ignignokt stated as they were both shoved into the car sloppily.

	The car warped out of existence, while the building's fire intensified. A man in a security uniform drove up and stepped out of the car. He looked back and forth for signs of life. He pulled out a small canister of gas and threw it into the fire. He also pulled out 'two eagles', as he got back into the car and drove off with the pedal to the metal.