FuckYouOSX

Steps

##Purge old apache

for pid in $(ps aux |grep httpd |awk '{print$2}');do sudo kill -9 $pid; done
sudo launchctl unload -w /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/org.apache.httpd.plist

##Build new apache
brew tap djl/homebrew-apache2
brew install djl/apache2/apache24
echo 'httpd="/usr/local/Cellar/apache24/2.4.9/bin/httpd/httpd"' >> ~/.bash_profile && exec bash

  ==> Downloading https://downloads.sf.net/project/machomebrew/Bottles/pcre-8.35.mavericks.b
  ######################################################################## 100.0%
  ==> Pouring pcre-8.35.mavericks.bottle.tar.gz
  ?  /usr/local/Cellar/pcre/8.35: 146 files, 5.8M
  ==> Installing apache24
  ==> Downloading http://mirror.cc.columbia.edu/pub/software/apache/httpd/httpd-2.4.9.tar.gz
  ######################################################################## 100.0%
  ==> tar -xzf httpd-2.4.9-deps.tar.gz
  ==> ./configure --prefix=/usr/local/Cellar/apache24/2.4.9 --mandir=/usr/local/Cellar/apach
  ==> make
  ==> make install
  ?  /usr/local/Cellar/apache24/2.4.9: 1379 files, 27M, built in 95 seconds
  bash-3.2$


## run my glob patcher

 sudo atom /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/org.apache.httpd.plist

  <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  <!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
  <plist version="1.0">
  <dict>
    <key>Disabled</key>
    <true/>
    <key>Label</key>
    <string>org.apache.httpd</string>
    <key>EnvironmentVariables</key>
    <dict>
        <key>XPC_SERVICES_UNAVAILABLE</key>
        <string>1</string>
    </dict>
    <key>ProgramArguments</key>
    <array>
-->   <string>/usr/local/Cellar/apache24/2.4.9/bin/httpd</string>
        <string>-D</string>
        <string>FOREGROUND</string>
    </array>
    <key>OnDemand</key>
    <false/>
  </dict>
  </plist>

terminal exit/restart (exec bash does NOT work here)

sudo mkdir /usr/local/etc/apache2/available &&\
sudo echo -e "\nInclude /usr/local/etc/apache2/*.conf" >> /usr/local/etc/apache2/httpd.conf

sudo apachectl restart