Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat Meets Smarty Friend

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are in your new home area at a city park.
>It is an area away from where the two legged monsters roam so you feel safe.
>You have found a nice area with tasty green grass to eat.
>You are enjoying your new found nummies.
>You feel something hot and wet splatter against your side.
>You look at your side and see the loose wet shit covering your fluff.
>”Wha! Why no smeww pwetty?” you look around and see a feral herd of about twenty fluffies.
>The group had walked up behind you and one standing off to your side has his rear end pointing at you.
>A majority of the group is puffing their cheeks out at you and the rest are giving you raspberries.
>The one with its rear end pointing at you turns around.
>It is a dark blue unicorn fluffy with a light blue mane.
>It looks at you and starts to talk,”Me smawty fwen! Dis our awea! You weave now or we make ouchies!”
>”Why fwuffy poopy on me? Me no do anyting yoo.”
>”Yoo stinky fwuffy, yoo no smeww pwetty! Yoo go way!”
>”Yoo make me no smeww pwetty. It yoo fault!”
>”Yoo stinky, you no weave! We make ouchies!”
>On cue the herd rushes you butting you and biting your ears.
>You start to cry at the assault.
>You are knocked down and trampled by the feral herd as they take turns stepping on you.
>A few shit on your face getting some in your mouth.
>You hate the smell and taste.
>The smarty friend is standing back puffing its cheeks at you and spraying sparks in you direction.
>”Nuuu, weave Deadmeat awone! Me sowwy, me weave now!”
>You turn and run away with tears in your eyes as the herd assaults you.
>You hear the other unicorn fluffy say, “Me onwy good fwuffy wit hown. Other fwuffy wit hown bad fwuffy!”
>After they push you from your eating area two from the herd turn around and shit in your direction.
>You run away further.
>You watch helplessly as the new herd starts to eat the yummy grass you just found.
>They then start to giggle, play and hug each other.
>They are totally ignoring you.
>You start to sniffle because your hurt, dirty, hungry and have poop taste in your mouth.
>You walk off trying to find something to eat.