Muh Shop: I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BRODIE'S WILD RIDE EDITION

Find something you like, place your bets, and we'l see what happens. Pokemon with a * means they don't have the Kalos mark.
2x 5IV Shiny Kyurem, one is Timid for White Kyurem, the other is Naive and has Earth Power for Black Kyurem.*
5IV Shiny Groudon*
5IV Shiny Landorus*
6IV Shiny Terrakion*
6IV Shiny Manaphy*
6IV Darkrai*
6IV Shiny Rayquaza*
6IV Jolly/Timid Victini, jolly has Fusion Bolt and V-create, Timid has Fusion Flare, Fusion Bolt and V-create*
HP Ghost Keldeo*
6IV Shiny Deoxys Defense*
6IV Shiny Shaymin, I also have a 6IV Non Shiny one with Earth Power and HP Ice.*
6IV Crown Suicune*
6IV Shiny Thundurus*
6IV Shiny Mew*
6IV Latios*
6IV Reshiram*
6IV Event Genesect*
6IV Cresselia*
6IV Arceus*
6IV Shiny Tornadus*
6IV Shiny Carbink
5IV Shiny Amaura
6IV Shiny Boo-Boo Keys
6IV Greninja
6IV Shiny Entei*
6IV Shiny Tornadus
6IV Shiny Goodra
6IV Shiny Gengar
6IV Palkia
6IV Shiny Hyper Voice Eevee*
2X Shiny IV Thundurus, one has HP Ice*
Shiny 6IV Unburden Slurpuff with Belly Drum
6IV Meloetta with Drain Punch AND Ice Punch*
5IV Shiny Metagross
4IV Shiny Mawile
6IV Shiny Venusaur
5IV Shiny Pinsir
6IV Shiny Noivern
6IV Celebi with Nasty Plot, Giga Drain and Earth Power*
5IV Shiny Toxicroak
5IV Shiny Sableye
5IV Shiny Scolipede
5IV Shiny Furfrou
5IV Shiny Niggersby
5IV Shiny Charmander
6IV Jirachi
5IV Shiny Ponyta
5IV Shiny Crobat
5IV Shiny Porygon2
Shiny 5IV Shiny Infiltraitor Chandelure
4IV Shiny Reuniclus (0IVs in Speed)
5IV Shiny Blaziken
5IV Shiny Malamar
6IV SHiny DEino
6IV SHiny Elekid
5IV Shiny Ursaring NN Shrek*
6IV Shiny Carracosta NN Torkoal*
6IV Shiny Golurk NN Golurkmore*
5iv Shiny Ambipom with Covet*
5IV Shiny Mandibuzz NN Vulture*
6IV Torkoal NN Invincible, because Torkoal is fucking Invincible if you can get an Amnesia up.*
6IV Shiny Hydration Whiscash With Dragon Dance NN Fast Cash*
5IV Shiny Water Veil Floatzel with Ice Punch, Low Kick and Switcheroo NN Wes*
6IV Shiny Medicham NN Buddha*
6IV Shiny Regice NN HarroFreez
6IV Sheer Force Lando NN Lakitu*
4 6IV Dittos, all are made for Trick Room breeding purposes, and are NN Hue1, Hue2, Hue3, and Hue4 - for no reason.*
6IV Shiny Regigigas NN Dunce. Comes in a Premier Ball AND Has Knock Off and Drain Punch.*
6IV Moxie Fedoraburd NN Euphoric..*
5GAAG - anyone who knows what I'm talking about gets the entire team for free. All are *
Citizen Snips*
BOOM BOOM V2, unfortunately couldn't get a Soft-Boiled one through, so Moonlight will have to do.*
BLOOD TOTEM*
Dr. Mastermite*
6IV Shiny Rotom with Pain Split*
6IV Shiny Weather Ball Cherrim NN Satan, Because Cherrim is Satan's plant.*
Shiny 6IV Contrary Shuckle NN FINAL BOSS*
Shiny 5IV Prankster Volbeat NN Passing By*
6IV Shiny Dry Skin Jynx NN Lady Gaga*
6IV Shiny Korean Bouffalant with Reckless*
6IV Breloom NN 1-UP*
6IV Colosseum Articuno with Heal Bell and Haze*
6IV Shiny  Vital Spirit Electivire NN Plug-In*
6IV Shiny Ludicolo NN Cuban Pete*
6IV Shiny Claydol*
6IV Shiny Cobalion NN Goat Milk? Get it, GOaT MILK?*
6IV Shiny Bronzong NN Notre Dame*
6IV Shiny Cacturne with Water Absorb, but unfortunately has a Brave Nature. Well, Cacturne's  slow as shit to start with, so I guess it doesn't matter in the long run.*
6IV Shiny Ambipom*
6IV Shiny Krookodile with Aqua Tail*
6IV Armaldo with Superpower and Aqua Tail. NN Sanic, because Armaldo goes at sanic speeds under rain.*
6IV Shiny Winter Sawsbuck. I can gen any form other than Spring though, if you like.*
6IV Shiny Wish/Heal Bell/Seismic Toss Chansey
2x 6IV Shiny Smeargle. One is your average Shell Smash set NN gg no re, the other is a Moody set, which stalls out the opponent until you have the desired boosts NN BOOSTAN.*
6IV spoopycoffin with Nasty PLot, Pain Split and HP Fighting.*
Shiny 6IV Rampardos with Sheer Force NN Brain*
Shiny 6IV Seaking NN Goldfish*
Shiny 6IV Musharna NN Meth*
Shiny 6IV Qwilfish NN Tentaquil, has Pain Split and Haze*
Shiny 6IV Seismitoad NN Swampert, has Sneaky Stones and Earth Power*
Shiny 6IV Flygon NN Spitfire*
Shiny 6IV Throh NN Bert*
2X 6iv Shiny Zoroark*
2X 6iv Shiny INfernrape*




MEGA EVO SHINIES (minus Heracross): None have the Kalos mark apart from Mawile, Absol, Blaziken, Venusaur, Gengar, and Pinsir unfortunately, but if you really need that shiny M-Evo, here you are. All are 5/6IV.
Allahkazam NN Good Goyim
2x HYPER VOICE GARDEVOIR, one is a Bulky Modest set that is Nippon, and the other is Timid and Nicknamed - Waifu~, for those of you who have a waifu, unlike myself.
Lucario NN Furbait :^)
Rash Abomasnow NN Obamasnow. Has HP Fire
Scizor NN Burrito. Has Knock Off, Bug Bite and Superpower.
Kangashkhan NN BIG MOMMA. Comes with Drain Punch.
6IV Shiny Banette with D-Bond, Pain Split and Cotton Guard NN COME CHILD
Shiny 6IV Aggron NN MASTER, I-
The aforementioned Mawile
Mewtwo, one is Modest with with Gravity, the other is Adamant with Drain Punch. Will clone a Mega Stone of your choice.
Charizard, one is Adamant and has DD, the other is Modest and has Dragon Pulse
Houndoom NN such fire
Manectric NN Bolt. Has Minus for some odd reason, but as you are reading this I am fixing that/fixed it.
Naive Garchump NN Best Shiny
Gyaradoes NN Shrimp
Venusaur
The aforementioned Absol
Calm Blastoise
Sanic Speeds Uber Chicken with Baton Pass
Hasty Aerodactyl with Unnerve
Gengar
 Ampharos, both NN L'oreal, but one is for Trick Room, and the other is not. The one that's not for Trick Room has Agility. Both have HP Grass, because why the fuck not.
Heracross
Tyranitar NN Mr.T and has D Dance, and Focus Punch




NFTs: ONLY ASK FOR THESE IF YOU HAVE AN NFT.
Shiny 6IV Gurrdurr with Knock Off and Drain/Mach/Ice Punch
5IV Shiny Adaptability Corphish with Knock Off, Dragon Dance, Superpower and Aqua Jet
Shiny 6IV Archen

Looking for competitive shinies and any Legendary that isn't on this list.
5/6IV Kalos shinies and a 5/6IV Xerneas or Yveltal are my tip top priorities however.