SA-4: Open Doors

>Day pretty pony princesses’ picnic meeting in Equestria.
>You are Princess Fluttershy, and you represent Kindness.
>You have other things as well, but kindness is your favorite title.
>All the princesses have come together for a quick meal to catch up with each other.
>Everp0ny’s been really busy.
>Thanks to your new powers you can visit all sorts of animals that need help.
>But you always make time for Anon.
>Speaking of your lovely dovey monkey you need to talk to your friends about him.
>As soon as they pay attention to you.
>”So I said if I’m now the fastest thing alive then there was only one solution to my problem.”
“Excuse me.”
>You said loudly.
>”I race myself across the Universe and I won.”
>”Rainbow, how could you possibly beat yourself? That’s not only scientifically possible.”
>”I had multiple versions of me once. Twilight almost imprisoned me in a pond for that. I would be careful if I was you, Dashie.”
“Um girls.”
>”Rarity, why is your fortress of solitude so dang tall?”
>”It is not a fortress of solitude; it is a splendid castle that perfectly showcases my title and stature.”
>”It also blinds everyp0ny in town.”
>They’re not listening, only one thing to do.
“Anon had sex with me.”
>”What!?”
>Now they’re all looking at you intently.
>Stay calm.
“I want to talk about Anon.”

>Rarity’s mouth slightly curves on the edges.
>”You just came from his house didn’t you?”
“Well yes.”
>”Last time I saw Nony was that wing job we all gave him.”
>Pinkie not seeing Anon in a few days is surprising.
>”I’ve just been so busy making friends with everyone.”
“Don’t you mean everyp0ny?”
>”No everyone.”
>Pinkie Pie stretches her forelegs out wide.
>”I have successfully introduced myself to everyone in the whole world. That was a busy week.”
>Damn filly, that’s crazy.
>”The Mongrelians wanted to ride me like I was a Saddle Arabian. Those dogs are so silly.”
>”I’ve been busy making a book on how to be a Princess. I was looking for the book to read, but there wasn’t one so I just made one for all of us. I can’t wait to read the book when I’m done writing it.”
>Twilight is a hopeless cause.
>What’s Applejack been up to?
>”Ah’ve been feeding starving third world countries.”
>Nothing important apparently.
“Well I think Anon is sick.”

>”How could he possibly be sick? He’s a supernatural divine being.”
“He’s been cooped up in his house since we ascended him.”
>”Ah get it. He’s suffering from cabin fever.”
>Rarity glares at Applejack
>”You do remember the plan correct? We need him to become dependent on m-us. If he is able to leave his house then we end up exactly back where we started.”
>Rainbow floats down to Rarity in her fluffy cloud.
>”This whole plan of yours is lame. I’m all for having Anon think that we most awesome thing in the world, but keeping him cooped up in that small house is a bad idea.”
>”Anon is free willed and Applejack levels of stubborn.”
>”Hey!”
>”His antiquated morals and brutish pride clouds his mind from the most obvious opportunity. We’ve tried dating, reason, facts, simple gestures, sex appeal, and (as you would say it) being a ‘bro’ to him. I NEED TO BREAK! HIM! IN!”
>Wow, Rarity is breathing hard now.
>She’s a little scary to you at the moment.
>Rainbow doesn’t look impressed though.
>”You’re just upset that all your little schemes and charms have failed on him. You’ve said it before, part of his charm is that he is not a stallion and he doesn’t think like one.”
>”Then what would you suggest?”
>”Look I would love for him to just drop the tough guy act and we just shag, but we are also his friends. Make him some clothes that would let him go outside. Applejack has already made the only food that can get past his mouth.”
>You didn’t think the conversation would become this tense.
>If you help Anon he won’t be hurting anymore, but then he would just want to stay friends.
>You want your Anon to take you up in his huge wings and hold you close to his warm body.
>Seriously, those wings are huge.
>Your wings are like a sparrow to his albatross.
>Probably why he is so clumsy in his own home tripping into doorways.
>Wait, you have an idea.

“What if we had a way to keep him depended on us, but not restricted to the house.”
>Applejack looks over to you and tilts her head.
>”You got a plan there sugarcube?”
“Twilight you remember your door spell right?”
>”Oh yes, that spell is rather simple, what about it.”
>Pinkie Pie is hoping up and down now.
>”Oh, oh, oh! I think I know what she’s going to say!”
“What if you made doors in Anon’s house that was connected to our homes.”
>”Like a transdimensional gate? That should be doable.”
”We need to build special sections so that nop0ny would accidently walk in on him. I’ll build a shed and tell others to stay out of my shed.”
>Rarity’s eyes lit up.
>”That’s a wonderful idea dear. All in favor for this?”
>There was no counter argument; they all seemed to like it.
>Yay you’re helping!
>”Great, I made a huge cloud mansion up in the stratosphere and it could use some company.”
>”Oh this is going to be exciting; I can’t wait to see his reaction.
>Twilight is so adorable when she claps her hooves.
“We are all going to be like one big happy family.”
>”This is going to work out rather well.”
>Rarity looks very pleased.

>You are Anon, the winged wonder.
>You know, if you ever came back home you could start a cult around yourself.
>Just make sure to have your followers wear opaque blinders so they can’t see you.
>You have weird thoughts when you have nothing to do.
“Oh hi Twilight.”
>Purple princess pega-p0ny is here.
“Wait, when did you get here?”
>”The door.”
>The pride, oh...me (?) the pride.
>It tastes like potential corruption with these seraphim senses.
>There are now two doors.
“Those doors were not there before.”
>Twilight is very pleased with herself.
>”That door leads to my house. Whenever you feel like it come visit.”
>Magic doors huh.
“Well that neat, but what about Spike?”
>”Well the moment you enter my house a special pair of magic shades will cover his eyes so no worries there.”
>She probably wants easy access to you for all sorts of questionable things.
>Still it would be nice for something interesting to happen.
“Thanks, I have been bored lately.”
>”That’s not all. There are other doors in your house that leads to the others. I let you find out which one is which.”
>This is the worst Christmas present ever.
“I hope I never pick Pinkie’s door.”
>”Don’t be like that Anon. She won’t have that big of a trap ready for you.”
>She points towards to second door in the room.
>”This one, however, is important. This one goes to a special garden that belongs to Princess Celestia. She wishes to talk to you so be polite.”
>You haven’t broken anything lately so she shouldn’t be upset with you.
>Twilight gets up and opens the other door.
>You can see lots and lots of books.
>”When you get around to me we are going to do some experiments.
>You can see her eyes sparkle, wait her whole body is sparkling she must be really excited.
>”I can’t wait to see what we can find out about you Anon! Love you.”
>This won’t end well.
>You walk over to the other door and open it.

>Sure enough, you find yourself in a greenhouse garden.
>This is a much better change of atmosphere.
>You can actually smell the fresh flowers permeate your nostrils.
>This is soooooo much better.
>”I see you are very happy right now.”
>Just a few more minutes please, giant white pony.
>She doesn’t say anything as you just absorb the fragrance around you.
>She’s nice like that.
“Ok, I’m ready. Hey Celly.”
>”A nickname? That’s new from you.”
“I’m in a good mood right now. What can I do for you princess?”
>”I’ve heard you been having a lot of trouble figuring out how to control your nature.”
“It has been rough. Only thing I can eat is stuff blessed by Applejack, my wings is stupidly huge and have six to boot, and Fluttershy is trying to narrow down her list of fetishes when she found out I lied to her.”
>”Honesty probably would have served you better.”
“I’m not really into ponies, and I’ve told her this.”
>Celestia sighs as she sits down next to you.
>”She really just wants you to be happy.”
“Was this before or after the lust settled in?”
>”I couldn’t tell you. She’s just following her heart.”
“Too bad the others followed along with her. They saw their friend jump off a bridge and decided hey that looks fun.”
>”I did read Twilight scientific study before it was edited and you are rather outgoing.”
“Not that it matters now.”
>You mumbled under your breath.
>Celestia takes her wing and wraps it around you.
>Kind of pointless with four of your six wings already doing that.
>”It will get better. Now is there anything I can do to help?”
>Can’t really ask her to help tone down your radiance, if anything she would turn it up.
>You look back at your door.
>An idea mulls over your head.
>Time to live a childhood dream.
“Actually, can you see if Luna is available? I have a favor to ask.”

>Hell yea.
>”You seem awfully joyous, Anon of S’s.
>Your grin makes the Joker’s look tame.
>”I hope you enjoy your stay, I would show you around, but you did wake me up in the middle of the day.”
“Princess Luna the Beautiful you are awesome.”
>Small blush creeps up on her muzzle.’
>”If you’re still here when I wake up I will show you my castle I have here.”
>With that Luna disappears.
>You are on the moon.
>That’s right you are on the freaken moon.
>Eat your heart out Armstrong, you and your fake lunar landing.
>Don’t have to worry about air because you don’t need it.
>That still creeps you out.
>Forget that, no one’s around to get hurt.
>Your wings unwrap themselves allowing your body’s radiance to explode.
>Shadows disappear around you and feathers fly everywhere.
>The stars they shine so bright, and everything feels just right.
>You take out a flag with your face on it.
>Where did you get it?
>Pinkie Pie stashed it away for flag with your face on it emergencies.
>Why on the moon?
>You can’t really say, but now you claim this moon in the name of Mars.
>No duck comes to protest it so you just move along.

>There is something to be said about a grown man running around whooping and hollowing like fool.
>Those jerks never been on the moon.
>You tried flying, but you just fell flat on your face.
>Maybe you can ask from Rainbow for help.
>Not Fluttershy.
>Even if she wasn’t dick hunting you’ve seen her wing power.
>Spike could outrun that mess.
> You slow down to a stroll.
>Oh hey, there’s Rarity.
“...Rarity?”
>Rarity was sitting on a classy picnic rug sipping from a glass with red wine in it.
>She looks like she is made of diamonds right now.
>Kind of like those crystal ponies you heard about.
>Beside her is a basket filled with ice and a wine bottle sticking out.
>”Lovely view is it not?”
>Playing this game I see.
“Equus does look like a jewel from up here.”
>Rarity hums in agreement, though you know what she was asking.
>”I’ve enchanted the wine, care for a drink?”
>Ok now you know that kind of magic takes up a lot of energy.
>Probably should say no, but it would be all kinds of rude.
>And you do feel good right now.
“Alright, thank you.”
>You sit down and accept a glass from her.
>”I love it when you let your brilliance shine. I feel like I’m glowing next to you.”
>Rarity is glowing next to you right now.
“Hey did you remember to enchant the rug?”
>”It is not a rug it is...on fire.”
“Yup.”
>The rug quickly turns to ash and the basket soon joins it.
>The heat is too much for the win bottle and bursts.
>Your own glass shatters in our hands.
>Didn’t even get a sip.
“Le sigh.”

>You are now Rarity, and you really should have seen this coming.
>Clairvoyance doesn’t work very well on Anon.
>And he was willing this time.
>Maybe you should make some divine retardant clothing.
>Still this doesn’t change anything.
“It’s all right darling. I understand you are going through a difficult time.”
>He wraps himself in his large, majestic, aweinsp...stay on track Rarity.
>”I’m going to go get some rest. Take care of yourself Diamond Rarity.”
>Poor dear, need to make something nice for him.
“Come by my place when you can. I’ll make something absolutely dashing for you.”
>He thanks you and slips through his door.
>You finish the rest of the wine in your glass.
>Then you throw it to the ground.
“And that’s all of them.”
>The special crystal glass shards dig themselves into the ground and start to grow more crystals.
>There are now hidden crystal growths in all of your friend’s places.
>You can do so many things with these babies.
>It will help you keep an eye on Anon where ever he is, among other things.
“Weaving threads and webs around my little birdie.”