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- 17:03 Pharmacy wood grouse
- 17:03 Schazer boom
- 17:03 Schazer or the Capercaillie
- 17:03 Pharmacy with a bear face
- 17:03 Pharmacy and horns
- 17:04 Schazer yup
- 17:04 Schazer also North is just a place where some god or another made a giant fucking hydra plant abomination
- 17:04 Schazer that spews Winter everywhere
- 17:04 Pharmacy is it solbruins idea again
- 17:05 Schazer nah I think there's a coldgod who did that
- 17:05 Schazer it's after First Fall, anyway
- 17:05 Pharmacy he wanted to make a good impression
- 17:05 Schazer yeah
- 17:05 Schazer I was thinking that the monster is called Northern Lights
- 17:06 Pharmacy does it constantly leak aural borealis
- 17:06 Schazer yeah its yelling is condensed into beautiful trails of light
- 17:06 Pharmacy is it considered sentient
- 17:07 Schazer nah
- 17:07 Pharmacy jesus christ capercallies are huge
- 17:08 Schazer yeah
- 17:08 Pharmacy so is callie's people made after the fall
- 17:09 Schazer yupyup
- 17:09 Schazer one of the new gods' creations
- 17:09 Schazer dunno whose
- 17:10 Pharmacy probably the coldgod
- 17:10 Schazer yeah
- 17:11 Schazer or maybe a collaboration between coldgod and Catcher
- 17:12 Pharmacy how advanced is calliefolk
- 17:12 Schazer they're still pseudo-feudal
- 17:13 Schazer a bit xenophobic
- 17:13 Schazer but the ones who can't stand their countrymen's xenophobia tend to migrate out into the neighbouring lands
- 17:13 Pharmacy like callie?
- 17:14 Schazer actually, Tetraul likes his people ok
- 17:14 Schazer sorry, Caille does
- 17:14 Schazer Tetraul have a lot of respect for their mages though
- 17:14 Schazer they're people born when Northern Lights reaches the chorus of whatever song it sings and all the heads actually manage to sing in unison
- 17:15 Pharmacy wizards in general are pretty cool
- 17:15 Schazer the mages are more inclined to go see the world
- 17:15 Schazer so there's a misconception among races who don't know much about North that Tetraul are all magical
- 17:16 Pharmacy magic is pretty common in this world right
- 17:16 Schazer yeah
- 17:16 Schazer it has specific sources though
- 17:16 Schazer like some of Solbruin's monsters, and certain wellsprings the gods made, and obviously Northern Lights' singing
- 17:17 Schazer the Tetraul have a strong sense of family and connection
- 17:17 Schazer which kind of fuels the xenophobia
- 17:18 Schazer they say if a Tetraul dies, everything and everyone it lived with dies a little as well
- 17:18 Pharmacy super communal
- 17:18 Schazer and when Tetrauls gain magical powers, it tends to manifest in some variation of that
- 17:18 Pharmacy I bet they have extended families in long houses
- 17:18 Schazer the power to give other things a sense of self
- 17:18 Pharmacy is magic inheritable genetically
- 17:19 Schazer nope
- 17:19 Schazer it's like being born under a particular star sign
- 17:20 Schazer Northern Lights' multiple heads sing, usually not in sync/harmony with each other, and the song manifests as the lights in the sky above North
- 17:20 Schazer but when they do manage to harmonise, that's when there's more magic in the area and that's when Tetraul mages are born
- 17:20 Pharmacy and one song infects a baby and bam magic
- 17:21 Schazer p. much
- 17:21 Schazer if you discover you have wizard powers, you're kind of obligated to figure out what they are and then go journey out into the world
- 17:21 Schazer and then you can come home and be a good wise person to help settle disputes
- 17:22 Schazer so a Tetraul wizard isn't just a guy who fixes things with magic, they help mediate social situations as well
- 17:22 Schazer they're like Discworld witches
- 17:22 Pharmacy does callie have headology
- 17:24 Schazer nah
- 17:24 Schazer that's all a bit philosophical for their tastes
- 17:24 Schazer although it's similar in that a Tetraul mage is powerful and needs to be respected because, y'know, he's a Tetraul mage
- 17:25 Schazer that kind of self-fulfilling redundancy
- 17:25 Pharmacy haha
- 17:25 Schazer Caille deals exclusively with environmental issues
- 17:25 Pharmacy what magicks do they have the teraul
- 17:26 Schazer so he rolls into a town and - if he's in a town that knows about Tetraul mages - he usually gets a bed to sleep in or at least some food
- 17:26 Schazer finds out if the hunters or the lumberjacks or the like are having problems
- 17:26 Schazer if predatory animals have been bothering the townsfolk
- 17:27 Schazer and if everything's peachy, he'll probably go take a trek in the forest anyway and ask its side of the issue, check everyone's happy
- 17:27 Schazer and if everything seems tidy and equitable, he'll head off on his way within a day or two
- 17:28 Schazer but if the forest is upset about something, he's got to stick around and try to resolve it
- 17:29 Schazer explain "look, you just cannot hunt that many deer"
- 17:29 Schazer and if they won't see reason, Caille reserves the right to take the offended forest and find greener pastures for it
- 17:29 Schazer that's what happened with Kolmarden Wood
- 17:30 Pharmacy I see
- 17:30 Schazer it was being mismanaged and people were being unreasonable, so Caille trundled off with it one night
- 17:30 Pharmacy does the forest literally uproots itself and ollies out
- 17:30 Schazer nah
- 17:31 Schazer when he calls a spirit, if it's in or around its forest it looks like a big earthy tree golem thing
- 17:31 Schazer but if the spirit leaves it's just a pocket-sized ghost
- 17:31 Schazer and then the forest dies
- 17:31 Schazer just has the life sucked out of it
- 17:32 Pharmacy "screw this I'm out of here"
- 17:32 Schazer so, Caille took Kolmarden Wood on his travels, and when he stayed in a village in the smack bang middle of a really huge marsh
- 17:32 Pharmacy "Btw stop littering"
- 17:32 Schazer they were really nice but were having trouble with getting through the winter
- 17:33 Pharmacy dang
- 17:33 Schazer so Caille talked to the marsh's spirit, and then had a discussion with the townsfolk, and they agreed to all work together and plant a whole tract of seedlings
- 17:33 Schazer and then Kolmarden Wood's spirit could take up residence there
- 17:34 Schazer and sure, it'd take a couple of winters for the trees to grow and animals to start taking up residence
- 17:34 Pharmacy
- 17:34 Schazer awww damn that is great
- 17:34 Pharmacy anyhoo continue
- 17:35 Schazer but this way, Kolmarden would be happy, the marsh's spirit seemed happy enough (it was a big marsh), and the village hopefully wouldn't starve
- 17:35 Schazer and they'd just released Kolmarden into the replantings and were having a party to celebrate a month's solid work, and that's when Caille got battleganked
- 17:36 Pharmacy wow thanks nebulously defined grandmaster/mistress you just ruined a good party
- 17:36 Schazer yeah
- 17:36 Schazer Caille has a forest with him though, the forest he grew up in
- 17:36 Schazer Tiveden
- 17:37 Pharmacy whose it
- 17:37 Schazer Tiveden is the spirit of Tiveden forest
- 17:37 Schazer which is where Caille grew up
- 17:38 Schazer he revoked his family's forest privileges because when he came home after learning a crash course in wizarding, they were being really reckless and wasteful and greedy with what they were given
- 17:39 Pharmacy "wow stop treating the forest terribly"
- 17:39 Pharmacy so how are they reckless/greedy/stuff
- 17:39 Schazer "son no"
- 17:39 Schazer "sit down"
- 17:39 Schazer "eat these mushrooms"
- 17:39 Schazer "they were always your favourite"
- 17:39 Schazer "yeah dad, and I just learned these take twenty years to reach maturity"
- 17:40 Schazer basically he lost his temper, and stormed off into the woods and sulked out there for a couple days
- 17:40 Schazer talked to Tiveden, who's pretty chill
- 17:40 Schazer "listen kid I could have it worse"
- 17:41 Schazer but ultimately
- 17:41 Schazer a forest doesn't have a tangible spirit until Caille pulls it out
- 17:41 Schazer so they acknowledge Caille as their creator and master
- 17:42 Schazer so when Caille said "we're going to find you a place where people will respect you" Tiveden was like "alrighty"
- 17:43 Schazer and there's always the possibility that Tivs resents this and stops following Caille, except that Caille's clothing is basically sporting a tiny forest
- 17:45 Schazer Caille takes really good care of Tiveden, but his obligations as a wizard mean they can't really settle down
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