[10:07:45] <@`Gaius> ok what the fuck.
[10:07:49] <@`Gaius> you know how I had that mouse.
[10:08:02] <@`Gaius> I finally decided to buy some lethal traps since the safety/humane ones weren't doing shit.
[10:08:02] <@Reikai> not really...
[10:08:03] <@Reikai> =[
[10:08:05] <@`Gaius> so I bought an electrical one.,
[10:08:12] <@`Gaius> and I set it any everything with peanut butter.
[10:08:21] <@`Gaius> and I go just now... and iut's flashing (= caught/dead MOTHERFUCKER).
[10:08:24] <@`Gaius> So I got to open it.
[10:08:32] <@`Gaius> And the fucking small mouse jumps out and runs away.
[10:08:37] <@`Gaius> And I'm like.......... wat.
[10:08:50] <@Reikai> wat ,___<
[10:08:51] <@`Gaius> ...except there's ANOTHER BIGGER MOUSE IN THERE THAT'S DEAD.
[10:08:58] <@`Gaius> AND THE SMALL ONE CRAWLED OVER IT TO GET TO THE PEANUT BUTTER
[10:09:01] <@Reikai> they fought each other
[10:09:02] <@`Gaius> BECAUSE IT'S A CRAFT MOTHERFUCKER.
[10:09:08] <@Reikai> lol
[10:09:24] <@Reikai> well
[10:09:28] <@Reikai> set it up one more night =P
[10:09:32] <@`Gaius> I just reset it.
[10:09:35] <@Blue-kun> lmao `Gaius
[10:09:36] <@Blue-kun> epic mouse
[10:09:41] <@Blue-kun> But isn't that shit old now.
[10:09:45] <@Blue-kun> The mouse :V
[10:09:51] <@`Gaius> well he's still around so :V
[10:09:54] <@Blue-kun> oic.
[10:09:58] <@`Gaius> hopefully he'll get what's coming to him soon.
[10:10:12] <@Reikai> that mouse has adapted to all of house's tricks
[10:10:14] <@Reikai> lol
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[10:10:26] <@`Gaius> (also obviously the electrical one works best since there's a traditional one they didn't touch and like... some weird circular shit that evidently doesn't work either)
[10:16:07] <@Blue-kun> You should just make that epic mouse your pet or something, he's too good to die. Put him in some hamster cage or something and name him Solid Snake >:(
[10:16:25] <@`Gaius> ...how would I get him in the cage HE'S TOO GOOD.
[10:16:36] <@Blue-kun> ...oh yeah.
[10:16:55] <@Blue-kun> I have nfc, tbh.
[10:26:04] <@Reikai> solid snake
[10:26:05] <@Reikai> lol?
[10:26:30] <@Blue-kun> Ya, cause he's PRO.
[10:26:44] <@Blue-kun> Getting peanut butter from the trap is like, fucking awesome.
[10:32:55] <@`Gaius> scavanging for food........ has CHAANNGEEEDD.
[10:46:41] <@`Gaius> I WON.
[10:46:43] <@`Gaius> THE SMALL MOUSE IS DEAD.
[10:46:51] <@`Gaius> but I'm disappointed it fell for the same thing twice :(
[10:47:00] <@Blue-kun> One minute of silence for the epic mouse
[10:47:11] <@Blue-kun> He was an hero
[10:48:05] <@sol> what
[10:48:09] <@sol> house murdered a mouse?!
[10:48:23] <@Reikai> lol
[10:48:56] <@Suzuran> FUCKING MURDERER
[10:48:56] <@Blue-kun> not one, two!
[10:48:58] <@Suzuran> HOUSE
[10:49:02] <@Blue-kun> And one of those was AN HERO.
[10:49:03] <@Suzuran> YOU SCUM OF HUMANITY
[10:49:08] <@Suzuran> WHAT DID YOU WANT FROM THAT MOUSE
[10:49:15] <@Suzuran> WHY ARE YOU SUCH A RELENTLESS BASTARD
[10:49:17] <@Suzuran> plz2explain
[10:49:27] <@Reikai> mouse stole pizza from house.
[10:49:30] <@sol> please summarize these events leading up to house becoming a murderer
[10:49:32] <@Reikai> enough for murder of 100 men.
[10:50:29] <@Blue-kun> I think it all started
[10:50:30] <@Blue-kun> two months ago
[10:50:32] <@Blue-kun> or something
[10:50:42] <@Blue-kun> when that mouse first popped up on Haus' house
[10:50:46] <@`Gaius> before geass started
[10:50:48] <@Blue-kun> And then he didn't want to kill him
[10:50:52] <@`Gaius> this mouse was wandering around the flat
[10:50:59] <@`Gaius> and I was like dubyateeeff
[10:51:07] <@`Gaius> and I like... left chewing gum out and it would come out right in front of me to get it.
[10:51:12] <@`Gaius> and I posted pictures in here and we had fun.
[10:51:18] <@`Gaius> and I bought a "humane" mouse trap but it never really went int oit.
[10:51:28] <@`Gaius> So enough is enough, mice on my motherfucking plane etc, bought an electrical one.
[10:51:39] <@sol> lol electrical mouse trap..
[10:52:46] <@sol> and why is 2nd mosue an hero
[10:52:54] <@`Gaius> he's the original
[10:53:05] <@`Gaius> the first one that died is just a fake!
[10:53:21] <@Blue-kun> cause sol
[10:53:25] <@Blue-kun> this one
[10:53:31] <@Blue-kun> waited for another mouse to fry on the trap
[10:53:34] <@Blue-kun> and walked over him
[10:53:36] <@Blue-kun> to get the peanut butter
[10:53:40] <@Blue-kun> and then left like it was nothing.
[10:53:41] <@sol> lol
[10:53:42] <@Gourry> iiam
[10:53:53] <@Blue-kun> But then he fell for the same thing twice and got fried as well.
[10:54:00] <@Blue-kun> The hero is no more!
[10:55:04] <@Gourry> neded something to eat
[10:55:06] <@Gourry> inb4 hellboy
[10:55:08] <@Gourry> hmm