Anon the White vs Anon the Nameless

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Maybe some shitty side-stories would help out the thread, yes?
>With a loud popping noise, the portal disappears from behind you.
>You slowly stand up, reaching your full height. You feel a bit taller, actually. Hm.
>You have no idea how you got here. There's nobody around you, and you can barely see a thing.
>Still, you had a pretty good idea where you were... a hunch, yes, but still an idea
>After all, you'd read this story a hundred times before, preceded by greater than symbols and coated green
>You slowly pulled your phone out of your pocket, using its display as a makeshift light.
>Yep
>You're right
>Around you, you see a ruined castle. A familiar ruined castle.
>Those vines were from the Everfree.
>You were in Equestria
>Normally you'd be jumping for joy, but something seemed... Off
>The whole world around you was unsettling
>Well, it was the ruins of an evil castle, but...
>Something wasn't right.
>You slowly descended the stairs in front of you, making as little noise as possible. Who knew what lurked in the Equestrian night.
>"Halt, one I have brought here."
>You freeze, almost shitting yourself
>"But do not worry, and do not fear."
>The corners of your mouth twitch in a smile.
>Zecora.
>That explained the portal.
>Although it didn't explain why she was doing this, at night, in the ruins of the castle.
>"...Zecora."
>...Shit.
>You weren't supposed to know that name
>She doesn't seem surprised, though
>"Yes, it is me/ the one who has summoned thee"
>Eh
>Kinda a sketch rhyme but it worked
>"Come, we must go back to my abode / So my tale can be first heard, then showed"
Doing Zecora was a mistake, fucking Rhymes, Jesus
>You nod as she turns around. You fall into step behind her, careful to dodge branches and vines.
>Eventually, you reach her cottage. You duck under the door to get in, then sit on the floor. No way any of her chairs are big enough.
>"So what's the deal?"
>Zecora turns to you, a solemn look on her face
>"A moon ago, on a festival night / Something appeared that made the world not right / A dark creature full of hate / at the point where it seemed to late / In desperation, performed a spell / A spell which made the world unwell."
>You stare at her intently. This is starting to sound familiar.
>"A creature like you, tall and strong / Appeared, and then the world let wrong / Harmony was interrupted / Our history was so corrupted / The elements all fell in turn / the Nightmare finished her return / And, as a reward for his deception / Nightmare moon made him the exception"
>Your throat suddenly feels very tight
>You know this story
>"The strongest of us were taken over / Made into slaves, and, moreover / The night has fell and it lasts forever / All decency they seek to sever / So, I thought, with no other option / That I could lose all semblance of caution / And summoned one here, just like the other / You, the human, the monster's brother / In hopes that you could stop the madness / and rescue us from eternal sadness."
>You take a shaky breath
>Yeah.
>Yeah, you knew this story.
>You'd masturbated to it multiple times, in fact
>You speak quietly
>"I know the story, Zecora."
>She nods
>"The ancient rites made some mention / Of with with a strange ascension / To knowledge of things as they are / A knight to defend the most holy star."
>A knight.
>Presumably, a white one.
>Kinda funny how you used that to make fun of the idiots who hated the thread you were now living in.
>You grunt and speak up
>"What do you want me to do."
>"Ah, Anonymous, I want a few simple actions:"
>She leans over across her table, her eyes - which burn with hatred and anger - Right next to yours
>"I want him punished for his infractions."
>You consider her words for a moment, then give a slight, almost imperceptible nod
>As fun as the fantasy was, the reality was horrifying
>That psychopathic freak needed to go down.
>...Now the only issue was destroying his multiple legions of guards, and Nightmare Moon, who could probably kill you like electric lighting killed oil lamps
>Suddenly, you have an idea
>They have an army
>You need a bigger one
>"Zecora. What do you know about Changelings?"
>She's taken about
>"Love-sucking shapeshifters, cruel and foul / The mere thought makes me scowl"
>She was really pushing it with that one
>That barely rhymed
>You shake your head, banishing the off-topic thoughts from your head
>"Can you get me to their leader?"
>"There's no need... Anonymous, is it?"
>You almost break your neck turning around
>There, standing in the doorway, is Queen Chrysalis
>How the fuck did she-
>"Did you honestly think that we didn't know what you were doing, Zecora? We have eyes everywhere."
>She suddenly shapeshifts, revealing a totally alien blue pony. You'd never seen this guy before
>"Yeah, I can sell you essence of Forlorn Flower. Best prices in Equestria!"
>God his voice was annoying
>You're glad he wasn't on the show
>Chrysalis changes back, laughing
>"It was obvious the ritual you intended to conduct. Why you would ever want to bring another one of those monsters here, I'll never know. Now..."
>Zecora, still paralyzed with fear, scrambles to move further into her hut. She's backed up against a wall, however.
>"You really made a mistake, Zebra. There is no way I'm letting that... That thing do what the other one did to Celestia. So..."
>Chrysalis's horn lights up, sinisterly
>"First I'll take care of you. Then, him."
>Not really thinking about it, you tackle her.
>She growls, still underneath you, and her horn blasts you with magic
>And again
>And again
>It barely even tickles
>"SWARM! RESCUE YOUR QU-"
>You shove a hand over her mouth
>She tries to resist but it's useless
>Jesus.
>You had a lot of power in this world
>Thankfully, you weren't going to abuse it
>You slowly move your head next to hers, still preventing her from moving
>Chrysalis tries to seem tough, but there's fear in her eyes
>Immense fear
>You open your moth to speak
>She can probably feel your breath on her ear
>...Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have done the whole "lean-in-close" thing. That was seeming a bit rape-ey.
>Ah well, too late now.
>"Chrysalis, queen of Changelings
>Her legs kick from under you, desperately trying to shove you off.
>You can barely feel it.
>"I am not here to hurt you. I want to cause no harm to you."
>Renewed kicking
>"The only one I want to harm is him."
>You can feel the surprise go through her body
>"I am not a good person. Not by any stretch of the imagination. From what I know of you, you aren't either."
>You slowly remove your hand. She keeps her mouth shut
>"But I think we can both agree that a line has been crossed here. Crossed, ran over, and left so far behind it's barely visible."
>She nods, slowly understanding what you're getting at
>"I'm not okay with that. I'm not okay with him."
>You slowly crawl off her, and she sits up. Still, she remains silent.
>"And, after what he's done..."
>You try to find the right words
>She leans in slowly, in anticipation
>"I want his head on a fucking platter."
>Her face breaks into a wicked grin.
>"Excellent."
>You smile back
>"I take it you're in?"
>"Oh, I'm in. It's getting awfully hard to feed off of love in the world that monster is creating."
>You nod
>"I'd imagine."
>"Now... If we're going to do this, we're going to need a plan, correct?"
>"Affirmative"
>Eh, it sounded military-ish
>You have to play the part if you're actually gonna do this
>"Well... My entire horde is at your disposal. Speaking of which..."
>She appears to swallow something, as if clearing her throat. When she speaks again, it's like a thousand different voices laid over each other, each vibrating through the air around you.
>"Changelings. He is not our enemy."
>All around you, you hear the faint buzz of insect wings
>The entire forest is humming
>Jesus
>How many of them are there?
>You turn to Zecora, who spent the last few minutes staring at you and the Queen
>"Thanks for bringing me here. Motherfucker needs to go down."
>She only nods in response.
>"Is there anything else you can help me with?"
>She opens her mouth to speak...
>"There is one more thing / Not a trinket or ring / A weapon, while small / Will let you kill them all"
>She gestures
>On the wall behind her is a wicked-looking metal boomerang
>Jesus H Christ, that looks like it can cut through fucking solid iron
>You walk up and grasp it
>Sturdy
>Heavy
>Solid
>Perfect.
>You nod to Zecora.
>"This will all be over soon."
>Then, under your breath:
>"One way or another."
>You walk out of her cut. Chrysalis is waiting there with you
>"What is that?"
>You raise an eyebrow, questioning what she means
>"In your hand."
>"This?"
>You hold up the boomerang
>Chrysalis nods
>"I- I haven't seen one of those before."
>In response, you throw it
>Which apparently you know how to do
>Huh. Who knew?
>It flies in a semi-circle, slicing off a solid five-inch-thick tree branch like it's butter and coming back to your hand. You catch it with ease. Surprisingly, it doesn't cut you
>Maybe it's magic
>Chrysalis laughs again
>"Wonderful! Oh, this will truly be a great friendship."
>You smirk.
>Really, you were trying not to think of what was happening in the world around you.
>"So. I have one more thing I want to do before we go. Do you know how safe Ponyville is?"
>"Ponyville? Mostly untouched by the Nightmare troops."
>"Good. There's somebody I need to see."
>"You know people in this world?"
>Chrysalis looks extremely confused
>"...Sorta."
>You had a dragon to talk to.
****
>An hour later, you and Chrysalis are standing on the balcony of the library
>She gave you a lift up there
>Which was kind of fun. She could carry a surprising amount.
>Now the only challenge was breaking into this library without anybody noticing
>Probably not as bad as it could be, at least
>"I don't see what's the point of this"
>Goddamn, this bitch could whine
>You didn't really care, though
>You were pretty sure that a dragon would shut her right the fuck up
>"It's necessary. Trust me. Now..."
>You stick one end of the boomerang in the door and push downwards
>It goes right through the deadbolt
>Jesus, this was sharp
>Slowly, you pry the door open, careful not to make any noise
>This shouldn't be that hard
>Hopefully
>You walk inside, surprisingly light-footed. Now... He would probably be asleep right now...
>You navigate your way to Twilight's room. You have a hunch he'd be in there.
>Fortunately, you are correct
>He's sleeping in her bed
>It's kind of adorable
>Chrysalis' eyes go wide behind you.
>"Is that-"
>You quickly put a hand over her mouth. She gets the point and shuts up immediately.
>Thankfully, Spike doesn't stir
>Well, at least, he doesn't stir any more than he was before
>He's obviously in a nightmare
>Poor thing
>And you're planning on making his day a lot worse
>You swallow
>What you are about to do is utterly distasteful. You're going to pretty much rob this kid of his childhood and most of his innocence
>Better than what the other motherfucker would do, though
>And, well...
>Any level of collateral damage was acceptable at this point
>You jump onto the bed, covering Spike's Mouth with your palm
>He's instantly awake, eyes full of fear
>Not that he can do much
>You have the rest of his body crushed underneath yours
>You're at least four times his size
>Hopefully, that wouldn't be true for much longer
>You can feel his muscles uselessly try to contract underneath you
>He doesn't get to the point of movement, of course.
>"Don't be afraid. Don't be scared."
>Spike continues to struggle underneath you
>"Sssshhhh... Sssshhh... I'm not him. I'm not him."
>You stroke his cheek softly, trying to calm him down
>Which, come to think of it, is fucking creepy
>Whatever
>"I'm not him... I'm his opposite, I'm the one who's going to go after him..."
>Spike still doesn't believe you
>"Spike, if I was him, I wouldn't be alone. I'd have a whole legion of nightmare guards. But I don't, and for good reason, Spike. I'm against him."
>You continue to ssshhh him as his struggling slows down
>"I need your help, Spike. I'm sorry I had to scare you but I need your help. Twilight needs your help, Spike."
>At that, he freezes
>You slowly lift your hand up, allowing him to talk
>Of course, you're ready to quickly prevent him from making noise if he screams, but you need to let him talk
>"...Twilight?"
>His voice is a whisper
>"Yes, Spike. Twilight needs you desperately."
>His lip begins to quiver
>He's about to cry
>"What's- What's happened to her?"
>...Jesus, you were a bastard.
>You sigh.
>"Spike. I need you to promise me that, no matter what, you aren't going to scream. Crying is okay. Trust me. But... You can't make too much noise. Nobody can know I'm here."
>He sniffles and nods, trying to be brave
>Well
>Time to crush this kid's soul
>"Spike, Twilight tried to defeat Nightmare Moon. At the absolute last second, however, she summoned a creature. A creature who looked like me. I'm guessing you know some of that, yes?"
>"Yes, but- I heard she was taken to the dungeon, and- and the castle, and... and nobody knows what's happening to her! I just want to-"
>"Spike"
>He stops speaking, but he's still crying
>Well
>Nothing to lose.
>"I know what's happening to her."
>"H- How?"
>"I- I've had a bit of a window to here. A fuzzy window, but a window. I've been able to, uh... Observe his actions. The other human's."
>"And... And's what's he doing?"
>You take a deep breath
>"She's been getting raped."
>Spike's face is almost comical
>Okay, fuck almost, it's goddamn hilarious
>In a dark way but still
>His eyes are like Dinner plates
>That was probably the last thing he expected
>"Specifically, she's been getting groomed - psychologically tortured into thinking she likes it. Violated in new and creative ways."
>"But- But-"
>He's full-out sobbing now
>You slowly roll off him, letting him curl into the fetal position
>Okay
>Phase one done
>Breal-
>You decide to not use that word
>Emotionally weaken the dragon.
>Now to sway his mental state a bit
>"I know what you're feeling. I understand it. You're shocked, horrified, non-believing. How could anybody be so evil to do that? Especially to Twilight. She's so sweet, so kind. Out of every living thing in Equestria, she deserved that the least."
>You can hear his sobs
>Now comes the real gamble
>"But, Spike, you can't focus on the sadness. You can't live in that soul-crushing sadness. Because that's not all you're feeling. Reach inside yourself, Spike. What's there."
>"Nothing!"
>You can barely make out what he's saying through is thick voice
>"I--- Feel--- Nothing but---"
>"No, Spike, NO!"
>Your voice grows in intensity
>"There is something else there!"
>"W- what?"
>"Deep, deep, deep inside, there's a fire. There's a fire. A dragon's fire, Spike. I know you feel it, because it's in your nature, as it is in mine."
>His sobs are marginally quieter
>Now you had him.
>"You're angry, Spike."
>You're silent
>After a minute, his sobs calm down.
>"You're angrier than you have eve been before. That bastard. That motherfucking bastard. He did this. He's a monster. He's evil."
>You can see his breathing get more intense
>Now you had him.
>"He- He needs to go down, doesn't he? Deep inside, you need him to go down. You want nothing more. You want him gone. You want him to pay."
>Spike looks up at you
>His eyes are very different
>No longer sad or terrified, but enraged
>Piece
>Of
>Fucking
>Cake
>This shit was almost too easy
>"You want him dead, Spike. You want him fucking gone, right now."
>Probably not realizing it himself, Spike nods
>"But we can't just attack. We have to be subtle. But, rest assured, that motherfucker is going to pay for what he did to Twilight. His ass is gone. He might as well be dead already."
>You give a small smile
>"And I'm going to help you kill him. Now, just to make sure on the same page... How do you feel?"
>"I-"
>Spike is having trouble making actual words in his rage
>"Spike... Spike want him dead. Spike make him pay."
>Yep.
>You got him.
>Dragons were easier to do this too than you thought
>And this time, there would be no Rarity to save him
>Because Rarity... Well, when he saw what-
>You suddenly realize that you have no idea what to call the other guy
>Hm. "Nameless!Anonymous" sounded appropriate.
>Yeah.
>Anyway
>Once Spike saw what NamelessAnonymous had done to his precious Rarity, he was going to be far beyond the threshold of no return
>It was starting to come together
>Just as planned
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