Teds Fanfic

Author here!
I hope you enjoy my fic, I put a lot of my blood into it (not literal, lol!). Also remember to check out my other work:

:Allison & You have a sex.
:Relaxation
:101 uses for a pineapple.
:Kevin discovers lime
:Tuscane meets Tuscane (an interview I did)

This story might cross over with some of those, so be sure to read them all first just in case.
Ok, lets go lol!
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Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Tuscane met with Tuscane in a nearby condo
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Wanking, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Tuscanes barbie doll!"
"oh, Tuscane! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Tuscane blackmailed a a Goldsmith. Or the time Tuscane fooled a Coder into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Tuscane had ever thought possible.
As Tuscane was telling another story, She thought She saw Tuscane examining Her. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Tuscane felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
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Our story starts in Hell, a normal town where nothing much happens....



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Tuscane at that moment felt in her pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said She should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset...and she should being her Blow hole.

Tuscane kept this secret as it was clearly just for Her.
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You were up earlier than usually. You were super excited. After all, today was your wedding day!
You danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.
Oh, how excited you were! Today, you would finally be married to Kevin! (A/N Oh yeah, you are ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, you had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all your friends to come (except Tuscane cuz she's a bitch).
Kevin himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.
You were trying out your wedding dress in front of the mirror  There had been a mixup at the dresser but Kevin thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: you couldn't wait until the actual night. See. You had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. You felt there had to be at least one thing Kevin should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited you were to finally share that final bit with Kevin!

The day was coming along nice. You received lots of compliments for your dress. Kevin looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, you loved watching your love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips you could kiss all night long.
And those hands, you looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to you while he did so. Kevin's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed your hands as they cut the cake. The way he held your wrists as you cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on your chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as you and Kevin. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when you stood there at the altar about to give your word to Kevin. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but Tuscane!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" Tuscane said. "I should be with Kevin!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!
The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Space Ninja came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Kevin, who had been the priest, too!).

"I knew something was up," Tuscane said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."
She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at you.

You opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.
Tuscane laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Kevin but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Kevin and I defeated her and took her invitation.

You knew that Tuscane could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Tuscane turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Kevin together. But you didn't know that Tuscane could have defeated Kevin...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, Tuscane laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The robots took Kevin and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Kevin.

Tuscane walked over to Kevin and took his hand. "Now, Kevin, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, you try to stop me....I will ressurrect Kevin!"

you felt like you were kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! You thought. Give up the love of your life or save the world from Kevin. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture you!

But long you didn't have to be in agony. Because you had a plan!

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"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Tuscane chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Tuscane, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Tuscane whispered, Her bottom lip trembling while Her limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Tuscane stroked Her hand up Tuscane's hip, and pulled Her shirt from her trousers. Tuscane's eyes fluttered shut when She felt Tuscane's fingers touch the skin of Her lower back. But She forced them open again and stared into Tuscane's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Tuscane knew She should. This was Tuscane. Tuscane! Could She dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Tuscane nearly as much.

"Stop me," Tuscane said, and made it sound like a dare.

Tuscane was all set to give Tuscane a glare, but it faded away when She got her first real look at Tuscane.I mean sure, Tuscane had seen Tuscane before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Tuscane now had. Her eyes had been opened.
Tuscane's soft legs.
Her nice Buds.
Her very agreeable pony tail.
Her....Bush.


In point of fact, Tuscanes mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
Other parts of Her might have been wet too.
It dripped on Tuscane.
Tuscane didn't seem to mind Tuscanes fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Her was fine it seemed. "ewww" She said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
Tuscane opened her mouth wider for stuff to drip into.

They kissed eachother softly. Tuscane whispering sweat nothings into Tuscanes ear.
Tuscane and Tuscanes bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.
It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!

They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they were experts!


After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again
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~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," you said, putting up your most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said Tuscane in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Kevin just to make you jealous."

And then, then you thought of the one thing that would make your ruse even better.

"Because really, you said, I love you."

Tuscane stood there baffled. All the trolls looked at her unsure what to do now.

"Y... you mean that?" said Tuscane.

"Of course not!" said Kevin and in that unguarded moment he knocked Tuscane unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Kevin yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.
All the other guests laughed as well.
As did you.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Tuscane, the wedding continued.

And as you predicted. In the evening, finally you could show off your kink. And then it turned out that Kevin too had a secret, he whispered at you, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, you thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... You felt a little doubt over your proclaimation of love towards Tuscane. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Kevin was your life partner now. Although... maybe... when Tuscane finally came free, you might be able to convince Kevin to explore more kinks with the both of them....


The End