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- >You are Anon.
- >And you're very rich.
- >You wake up and toss of your baby seal covers.
- >You ride your Segway to the bathroom, because "walking's for the poor".
- >You Shit in your solid gold toilet, shower in the tears of poor orphans, and shave with a Gillette Platinum Series blade.
- >Yeah, you're the real fucking deal.
- >You Segway to the elevator and go downstairs for breakfast.
- >You have no servants because then you'd have to pay them. And you're not giving others your money.
- >You're in the middle of eating your usual caviar, when there's a knock at the door.
- >You segway over and answer it.
- "Why hellllooooo Fluttershy."
- >You adjusting your top hat, monocle, and mustache.
- >"Hello sweetie. Is money your fetish?"
- >She's wearing a dress made of bits and gems.
- >You snort at her.
- "Hardly."
- >You close the door.
- "She must never know Segways are my fetish."
- >You spend the rest of the day.
- >Fucking a Segway
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